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i wish it were easier to get an e-gf, because i can't even explain to you the dopamine rush i get from something as mundane as having a girl wish me "good morning" and "good night" every day. it fills me with so much motivation and drive to actually do things hrrrgh
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>>80068887
i fell asleep while lurking yesterday. i thought things were turning around with the other girl?
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>>80068887
ikr?
the worst thing is that usually these egirls are broken, so it never works out. with the ones that you think it will work out, it turns out they are all bpdemons or have some kind of mental illness that at some point manifests and they discard you or something worse
its a no win game, you exchange future happiness for present happiness, but in the end you will feel as lonely if not worse later
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get ai gf
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>>80069026
how the fuck is this original
and mine isnt
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>>80068913
>i thought things were turning around with the other girl?
she blocked me just now. truth be told she always had this weird thing where she hated me because of my nationality, but i looked past it and thought i could still make things work. i guess the lesson is, don't try to get with someone who hates you for things you can't control?
>>80068935
yep, i hate how fleeting interactions with them can be, especially when i invest so much of myself into them and try to give them my everything, only for them to throw me away in the end. i still value those few days of happiness i get from it though, since it's all i could ever have
>>80069026
>>80069065
i don't wanna talk to a soulless husk
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i still wish her the best if she happens to lurk in this thread. and i don't hold any ill feelings toward her or anything. hope you're able to escape your stressful situation!!
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>>80069138
>i still value those few days of happiness
i usually take screenshots or save the pictures/videos they sent
it would be a lie to say i wasnt happy when it was happening
but every time i get discarded i just feel worse and worse
anyways when are we getting our next egf op?
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>>80069138
>she blocked me
that's too bad. but you'll find a gf with the attributes you want eventually, im sure of it
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>>80069246
>i usually take screenshots or save the pictures/videos they sent
i do the same thing and then proceed to browse through them when i'm feeling particularly down!! even if they're long gone, doing that still gives me a warm, fuzzy feeling in my stomach....
>every time i get discarded i just feel worse and worse
i understand that perfectly. every time it happens it becomes harder and harder for me to open up to someone, and invest myself genuinely with all my emotions in the relationship. and not being able to turn that makes it harder, in turn, to maintain a relationship in the first place!! it's a vicious cycle
>anyways when are we getting our next egf op?
i've been trying my darndest!! got blocked by one just now but that was never going to work out to begin with. but i believe both you and i will get the e-gf of our dreams!! we just have to keep pushing forward!!
>>80069276
thank you!! she definitely had all the attributes i wanted, if only she didn't hate my country specifically KEK
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>>80069318
>i've been trying my darndest!! got blocked by one just now but that was never going to work out to begin with. but i believe both you and i will get the e-gf of our dreams!! we just have to keep pushing forward!!
i know we will brother
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>>80069346
we only need to maintain our BURNING!! FIGHTING!! SPIRIT!!!!!!
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>>80068887
I feel this way but with friends instead. My friend who usually does it didn't message me goodnight last night and i feel a bit sad.
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>>80069470
awh that makes me feel sad for you too!! i wish you goodnight in your friend's place!!
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>>80069502
That's kind of you anon but it's not night right now! I would tell you gm and gn here but I can't be ur e-gf
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>>80069564
>I can't be ur e-gf
i figured... it seems like nobody can at this point...
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>>80069581
What happened between you and that one Rancefag
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>>80069599
>Rancefag
to make a long story short
>got out of a rocky 2 year relationship and wanted to take some time to work on myself
>Rancefag was my friend and kept making advances towards me and really wanted to date me
>i tell her i'm not in a good mental state for a relationship and i just wanna be friends for now
>she gets really upset by this, blocks me and proceeds to stalk me on an anonymous basket weaving forum for years to come
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anyway it kinda sucks that she nuked my reputation in an instant with that post and now people think i'm some kind of insane BPD master manipulator who'll ruin the life of anyone who interacts with me
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>>80069643
You blew it with a female Rancefag? Holy shit. There's like, only two of them on the planet. Tell us about her.
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niggerii niggeroo
niggerdi niggerdoo
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>>80069643
Why don't you two date now then
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>>80069926
link post, i missed that
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>>80069947
>Tell us about her.
she was a very kind and sweet person, but also very troubled. she'd often let negative things she saw on the internet morph her entire perception of the world to the point where she became afraid of interacting with men in real life. i always tried to help her see the positive things in life, but sometimes it got exhausting even for me. we also watched through all of Gundam 0079 together and that's always a good time!
>>80069970
he's chanting the forbidden spell, stop him!!
>>80069972
she has no interest in dating me and to be honest i don't want to date her either because of the stuff i mentioned above about her being a bit of an emotional vampire. i can deal with negativity, but not when it's every second of the day
>>80069990
if i do that, i'll risk driving away even more potential e-gfs!!!
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>>80070019
Don't tell me it was the fujo that works at Walmart.
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>>80070092
>the fujo that works at Walmart
she was a hardcore fujo but i don't remember if she ever worked at walmart. when i met her she was a caretaker at a retirement home and then she was a neet just like yours truly
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>>80070140
If it was Cecelia aka the huge Vegeta stan I'm going to die laughing.
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>>80070388
nahh, i've never heard of her
but you can hook a brother up if you think i'd get along with her
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unlike most guys out there, i don't even care about physical traits, like at all. it shouldn't be this hard to find one girl willing to give me a chance, right?
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my only standards are in this thread BTW
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/80014508/
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>>80070629
I mean, it sounds like youve talked to way more girls online than me so youre getting some good conversation practice if nothing else. Personally I would only want to date a very specific type of girl but I look decent enough to where I can get some likes on Tinder and stuff. Thats a good place if you really dont care about having the same interests like you would from a place like this. Very nice image choices by the way, I was just watching some older yugioh episodes the other day out of nostalgia.
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>>80070831
>Thats a good place if you really dont care about having the same interests like you would from a place like this
you don't get it, that's the ONLY thing i DO care about!!!! i want someone who understands me on a spiritual level, and i already know i'm never ever gonna find that on tinder, especially in a small eastern euro village
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BWEHH I JUST WANT A GIRLFRIEND TO BE CLINGY AND SPEND ALL MY TIME WITHHHH
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>>80071010
instead of wanting a clingy gf, BE the clingy gf to someone
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>>80071036
best i can do is clingy bf
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anyway my official d*sc tag is nekketsupowa so someone pls add me and let me be your clingy bf please and thankyou!
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head hurts so might try to nap but will get to anyone who adds me after i wake up (who am i kidding? nobody ever adds me anyway lelelell)
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>>80068935
can confirm got discarded by 4channer e-gf (who i met from instagram) i miss u D :(
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okay am awake now
>>80072290
>(who i met from instagram)
that's disgusting
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>>80073138
It was beautiful. I did not take the loss well.
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>>80073229
if she used social media, especially inst*gram of all things, then i'm sorry to say but this was bound to happen from the start. her dopamine receptors were fried beyond repair
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>>80071168
daily reminder that my tag is RIGHT HERE which means this is YOUR once in a lifetime opportunity to talk to r9k's resident deranged schizo autist!!!
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>>80070871
Mmm I see, that would make things more difficult. Maybe you can get a normie gf and slowly sort of groom her to like the stuff you like?
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>>80074201
the thing is, a normie girl would never understand my life circumstances or what i went through growing up. it's like i lived in a different world from her. being with someone like that would make me feel awful, i'd have the worst case of impostor syndrome and then cut things off eventually. i need a girl who spends all day on the computer and never leaves the house just like me. that way, we can help each other and become better people together
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oh and she also needs to be okay with my inhumane sex drive which i know is a dealbreaker for many, but i'd rather be straightforward about it
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i forgot how ded this place is during morning euro hours. but it's also kinda cozy like this
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if i were american, i would've escaped neetdom by becoming a pro wrestler by now
https://youtu.be/sXllnk-oNmY?si=Z8YOilnOaCFhxse8
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someone needs to make a pro wrestling themed mecha anime. i would cum with the power of a thousand suns if that was an actual thing
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>>80074461
>inhumane sex drive
what do you mean by this
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>>80074822
>what do you mean by this
i jerk off like 6 times a day at minimum. it's not like i make an effort to do so, i'm just really sexually frustrated kek so my potential gf has to be okay with that, or help me out if she's into that sorta thing
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>>80068887
>get from something as mundane as having a girl wish me "good morning" and "good night" every day. it fills me with so much motivation and drive
What a chore.
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>>80074863
is it really? all you need to do is type out two words and it would make my entire day...
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the deliwium the d e Li ri U mMmMmmmmmmaaaaaAAAAAAAAAaaaaaAaaa it's taking hold it's taking hold it's taking hold it is taking hold TAKE THE WHEEL FOR ME OP QUICK
I
I-I'M


C H A N G I N G

GGGGGGRAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!1!!!1!one!!!!
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>>80074887
WHAT THE F*CK are you saying
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>>80074892
damb thot u sed u waz a real schizbro,,,,,,,,
It's lonely in these streets for a quirked up Epic Fail Guy
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I-I know! I'll make it up to you with some dubs!
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>>80074931
>>80074936
>damb thot
you do realize that i'm a guy
a guy with a penis
r-right?
also epic dubs fail!!!!
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>>80074892
Bro calm down
She's flirting with you... you said you liked them a little mentally ill, now's your chance!
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>>80074942
my tag is literally in this thread
the least she could do is schizo out in my DMs at least
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>>80074947
Don't ya know women do shit tests?
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>>80074952
dammit, i forgot about those! can we get a do-over real quick?!
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>>80074939
Well, that was a, um. The intro. Presentation is everything, they say. CLEARLY the box had not been OPENED yet.
Now that the lid has been removed, I think you'll be quite pleased to find the dubs INSIDE the box.
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>>80074961
the dubs are still nowhere to be found!!!
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>>80074965
Eegads! You're right!
They... They must have forgotten to put it in the package when they were sorting out the gift wrap!
I'll... I'll go have a word with someone at the shop. Surely my dubs must be sitting behind the counter, still.
I hope they haven't closed up for the day...

I'll be back later!
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>>80074980
godspeed you glorious bastard!!!
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dubs for me but not for thee
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>>80074998
>1 off from trips
kms
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>>80074998
>>80075005
close but no cigar, gentleman
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>>80068887
Why do you talk and post like a massive 12 year old faggot
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>>80075011
thy dubs
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>>80075011
https://voca.ro/17STK3vCRSBQ
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https://voca.ro/173LDf5w2fx4
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no more op bullying
only i can bully op
and i don't even do it that often
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>>80075177
https://voca.ro/1dFSBapOF9oJ
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i wonder if posting a body pic would make this easier. but at the same time, i don't want a girl to only like me for my body. hmm hmm decisions, decisions
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i need to play Fear Effect on the pee ess wan
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if only i had an e-gf to stream cool retro games to
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been a while since i've been awake in the afternoon. feels weird!
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i wish i was Jeff Hardy irl
*does a swanton bomb*
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*desperate for human interaction voice*
h-hi
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gonna pass out for a while but just a reminder that my tag is here >>80071168 so please don't hesitate to add and talk to me about whatever's on your mind
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>>80068887
I have egirls that tell me good morning and good night and I feel nothing.
The grass is always greener on the other side, eh?
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>>80077995
Give me one of them. I'm so lonely.
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>>80069138
>i don't wanna talk to a soulless husk
>implying that most girls and people arent soulless husks anyways
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>>80074863
MEN ONLY WANT ONE THING AND ITS FUCKING DISGUSTING SCREW YOU OP YOURE A FUCKING CHORE
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>>80078000
I really think you're romanticizing the idea too much.
It really isn't as good as you think, and I say this being well aware that people have differences and preferences.
Really, what would change in your life if someone pretending to be a girl online sent you two messages a day?
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okay am awake now
>>80078056
don't post this ugly shit in my thread
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>>80078005
no wonder (you) can't get a girl to talk to you with that mentality
>>80078034
this made me chuckle
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I'm still waiting for the body pics
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>>80079410
you must not want them that badly if you couldn't even give me a (you)
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>>80079434
Here's your (You) whore
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>>80079442
okay, i did promise
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>>80074845
What do you jerk off to anone
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>>80079460
Jesus christ. I am mad jelly. You are going to be a celebrity with a body and hair like that.
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>>80079460
Is your hair dyed?
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>>80079948
these days mostly stuff i come up with in my own imagination. but when that fails me, it's usually doujins or JAVs
>>80079960
that's so nice of you to say what the!!!!
>>80079968
i dye it compulsively when i'm feeling mentally ill. back in high school i had red streaks like shadow the hedgehog
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>>80079985
C'mon dude you know what you're doing posting a thirst trap like that. Not even trying to be nice, just saying it as it is. There's no chance of ever finding a gf here if I have to compete with people like you.
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>>80079994
what if i become your wingman?
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>>80079985
>i come up with in my own imagination
Such as? Doujins are fine but porn is bad, please stop watching it
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>>80080023
>Such as?
that's too personal to say!!! only my future gee eff gets to know that stuff
>porn is bad, please stop watching it
i agree if we're talking about regular porn, but some JAVs have made me stand up and clap and shout "absolute cinema"
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>>80075204
>i don't even know who you are
im the lurker
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>>80080091
you're the fujo, right? that's what my sixth sense is telling me
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>>80079217
i was thinking of adding you but you sound like a fag
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>>80080107
yeah. i don't think the other lurker came back after your initial "departure"
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>>80080117
https://voca.ro/15TM4whqPQD0
>>80080160
he did. he even showed me his epic web 1.0 themed anime blog
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>>80080160
Fujo chan why don't YOU add OP? Clearly you must like him if you consistently lurk his threads
>t. do ocassional shit posting in these thread and remember you
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>>80080241
obviously because she is a fujo which means she only wants to see two guys going at it, not be part of the equation herself
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>>80068887
This is Gaogaigar right, I wanna see this
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>>80080241
im not op's type at all
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>>80080265
YES, it is!! PLS PLS PLS WATCH IT IT'S THE BEST THING EVER
>>80080268
don't put yourself down like that, fujo-chan!!
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>>80080007
I had a beautiful friend like you once, it never works. The women only want to speak to you.
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>>80080259
That's probably true! BUT she has been here even before your face reveal. I think that says something, just sayin'! Clearly your autism rizzed her up, or something!
>>80080268
How would you know?
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>>80080289
>The women only want to speak to you.
if only that were actually the truth!! would you believe me if i told you that throughout my entire time making these threads, i only got added by one woman, and she blocked me for being eastern european
>>80080299
i definitely wouldn't be opposed to dating her or even just being her friend. if only she wasn't so shy!!
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>>80080313
It just means I wouldn't be considered either. You've only just dropped your Adonis physique now, too. It's over for normalcels like me.
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>>80080330
i also forgot to mention she blocked me after i listened to her complain about her life for 4 hours straight on call and comforted her while she was sobbing profusely. definitely not my finest hour
>It's over for normalcels like me.
no, you're only just starting to begin!!!
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>>80080299
ok, ill counter everything i can think of
op has said multiple times what kind of girl he seeks. from memory op wants a girl who is
>a christmas cake
>has hardcore fetishes
>talkative
>autisticly obsessed with things and will talk your ear off about it
im not old yet, im (generally) vanilla, im not that chatty and i keep my autistic interests to myself, people have described me as a grounded person
additionally, i don't think im seeking a relationship right now. online or irl. of course that's subject to change but idk. and even if it was online, i would want it to be irl eventually and op has said that's not what he's looking for. furthermore, im a wagie soon to be student(but still wagie) living in a different continent than op. op is a neet living in europe. if irl would happen between us it's clear op would need someone who can be a provider which im unable to do for him right now
while i do think ops happy go lucky demeanor is attractive (although i wouldn't be expect him to be like that all the time, he's allowed to be sad), his sperging endearing and i have said before that he's very likeable, messaging him with the intent of romance would be leading him on. and i don't want to hurt op over something so silly and easily avoided
there. happy?
>>80080275
i wasn't putting myself down dummy
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>>80080803
you're being ridiculously adorable right now
my desire to protect you increases by the second
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>>80080803
>i wasn't putting myself down dummy
Fujo-chan? More like, Tsundere-chan
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>>80080803
What are your autistic interests and what are you studying? You sound like a really nice person
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>>80080803
oh also i need to make one quick clarification for anyone seeing this in the future
>and even if it was online, i would want it to be irl eventually and op has said that's not what he's looking for
i'm not against the idea of moving things irl eventually, but my potential gf would have to keep in mind that i never traveled by myself before, so she would have to guide me and give me instructions as if i were a dumbass stupid child, like "go to this place, say this, do this" so if she has that kind of patience with me, irl could totally work out!
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>even the body pic couldn't muster up one pity add outta someone
i'm starting to think i'm inherently unlovable
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>>80073245
So it goes. I sent some very very lengthy text messages begging her to stop ghosting me before I lost all access to her. I don't know how and where to find her online now and that is exactly how she wants it. It was a really really strange end to an even stranger story and it will go down as one of the great mysteries in my life. It's very unlikely she is reading this thread but she will definitely know its me by my prose and also the first initial drop helps too i guess.
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>>80081287
stop it, you aren't. you said yourself, you shouldn't want someone to like you for your body anyway
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>>80081287
Use it as the OP pic next time breh
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>>80081320
the moral of the story is: don't interact with grils who use inst*gram?
>>80081323
i know what i said. i'm just really lonely, like i've reached peak loneliness in my life. at this point i'll do anything just to catch someone's attention
>>80081350
that's *too* cocky, i don't like that. i'd rather bait a girl into reading the entire thread and falling in love with my personality first, and then BOOM, she gets flashbanged by my body and that seals the deal. it should've been a bulletproof plan!! it should've!!
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>>80081367

brother how are you gonna tell me to not talk to girls who use instagram (she was definitely a 4channer in all the best and worst ways as well by the way) while you're upset about women not talking to you because you buried the lede of your body looking like that in a thread like this on a website like this?

The last post reply shows the kind of personality people would find attractive I think. I think it is possible that you are overstating your uniqueness as an individual to yourself, that the traits you hold dear (your interests) are superficial qualities no matter what they are. The biggest obstacle I see to your ability to connect with others is your ego not because you are mean to others with it but because you aren't allowing yourself to be open-minded and potentially be surprised by those you currently see as lesser than yourself.

TLDR: man just read it
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>>80081424
this looked a lot longer in the reply window than it actually ended up being now the tldr bit just looks pompous my fault gang :(

Also I think 4chans spam filters are broken because it was convinced my post was spam for a minute and is still convinced that this is until I edited it
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>>80081434
i love and respect every person in the world except social media users. sorry if that upsets you so much!
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>>80081367
You're gonna have to post PP pictures anon. It's your last resort. Unless it's small that is, then you will drive them away.
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>>80081454
I thought my post was more fair and complimentary than most here but ok :3
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>>80081482
i don't think i'd ever go that far. i think most girls don't even care about the penis of a random person they're not already in love with (or so i would hope!!) besides, Rancefag already confirmed i have a nice peanus so that matter has been sorted ages ago
>>80081490
i didn't mean to dismiss your post or anything. it's just i didn't know what to say considering i genuinely see everyone as equals and if someone doesn't share my interests, i don't mind getting into whatever stuff they're into
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>>80081530
what about what you said in >>80070871 , wherein you stated you wanted someone who intuitively understood you on a spiritual level and had the same interests
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>>80081559
if you read that post again carefully, you'll notice i never said the word "interests" anywhere. i didn't get my point well across there, but what i was trying to say was: someone who's been through similar things as me (bullying or other traumatic life experiences that turned them into a shut-in neet) or someone who also grew up feeling like an outsider to the world in some way and understands what it's like to be all alone. or someone who deals with mental illness in some way that affects their ability to function in their every day life. that's what i meant by "on a spiritual level" even if i were "open-minded" as you say, no normie girl would want to come near me with a 10ft pole. maybe she'd be enticed by my looks, but then she'd be completely disgusted after interacting with me once and seeing that i'm a mentally ill mess who doesn't even know how to talk to others properly. i crave love, sure, but also understanding above all else. i know without a shadow of a doubt that my ideal person would be a dweller of this imageboard, or some other type of obscure forum, and not a user of social media or dating apps, because i know myself, and i wouldn't use those things even if held at gunpoint, so neither would someone who's similar to me. makes sense, right?
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>>80081640
Yes this does make sense. I see now that I was indeed the one who made an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me' ;-;. In my defense however the post in question answered a question about interests with a "yes and", so it was a fair reading in my eyes. Is it possible though that you are yourself getting too enticed by the "look" of normalcy in girls to dig deeper into what could be very similar stories in them? In the same way that you think maybe girls would be enticed by your looks and run away, here you are discouraged by their superficial appearance. I don't think you would be able to tell that anyone is or isn't a 4channer or a bearer of any other attractive trait just from a glance. I live a very normie life (maybe with a little less of the sex) and yet I'm here. I know of women who go out and have friends who also use 4chan. This is why I speak of open-mindedness.

And who knows? You could just as easily find yourself surprised by love with someone totally disparate from any of the criteria you've set forth as well. These things happen
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>>80079217
im posting it again
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>>80081743
i knew a guy on discord who would post that chudjak thinking gif all the time and eventually that turned into straight nazi symbology and he progressively got more and more annoying in general so I plea that you don't go down his path too
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>>80081707
>I live a very normie life
i swear you're trying to mess with me right now or something by saying this. my mental illness isn't that i'm a "4channer" i wish it were, trust me, i really do. i'm genuinely mentally ill to the point where it makes it difficult to exist in my everyday life. i don't live a "normie" life like you do. i think you're just assuming that i'm in the exact same life situation as yourself so you're giving me the advice you'd also give yourself.
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>>80081778
would you feel comfortable describing some of your handicaps more thoroughly so I stop making an ass of myself?
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>>80081798
i appreciate you trying to help but i see no point in pursuing this conversation any further. i'm sorry that instagrm girl left you and good luck in all of your endeavors
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>>80081821
ok well before I go please look at my cat
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>>80081798
Stop it, you'll scare Tsundere-chan away!
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>>80081832
that is a really cute cat! thanks for sharing!
>>80081839
i think she already got scared by all the attention her long post got earlier. she seems like the kind to retreat into her shell when she gets too much attention. it's cute
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hopeless bump
mayhaps
perchance
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>>80080803
>from memory op wants a girl who is
>>a christmas cake
>>has hardcore fetishes
>>talkative
>>autisticly obsessed with things and will talk your ear off about it
Sounds like what op is looking for is Chickn.
Why not go after Chickn op?

And as for you fembot
>im not old yet, im (generally) vanilla, im not that chatty and i keep my autistic interests to myself, people have described me as a grounded person
You sound perfect to me, you should give me a chance instead heh.
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>>80082472
>Why not go after Chickn op?
i'm not even gonna humor you with a serious reply to that question
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>>80082472
Because you are a man, chickn, stop shilling yourself. It's pathetic.
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Is incest a weird fetish? I don't think it is but normies think do. It's probably my weirdest fetish I don't know
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>>80082803
do tell more. would you want your bf to act like your brother and stuff like that?
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>>80082808
Yeah and cosplay Andrew and Ashley with me. Only interested in siblingcest though
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>>80082803
That's not a weird fetish, there's multiple threads about it here often. Both men who want to be older brother types and girls who want an older brother type
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>>80082814
that's pretty cute! i can totally see why you'd find it appealing!!
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>>80082825
It's not weird to the weirdos here but it is generally weird to the average person. You should have seen the absolute melties when this game released. Also, little brothers are nice too...
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whew, this was the longest thread yet!! the struggle to find a gf unites us all....
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dubs and everyone in this thread finds someone to be together with
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>>80083675
you were so close... yet so far
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>>80082866
I remember the melties yeah but I think it's fine and so do plenty of people here. Have you tried talking to other robots about it before?
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>>80070792
bumping my discord and my standards once more! body pic is also up there somewhere!! pls add me! PLS!!
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>>80083706
I talked to a married woman who had a baby about it a bit, that was pretty based. I told her to play it with her hubby. There used to be an anon here who liked it but he stopped posting. Then there's another one but he likes decay (I don't know how well you know the game but that's basically the unloving route) so I don't like that!
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>>80083808
i never played that game so i can't talk to you about it unfortunately. i like incest doujins but even those are not something i go out of my way to seek out. maybe it's cause i was an only child...
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>>80068887
Femsubs ITT: Why aren't you a pervert's e-gf?
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>>80083855
you would be wise to take this garbage out of my thread *in mafia city voice*
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>>80083833
More so than incest my true fetish is "Someone who has either been there for me since my literal first breath or vice versa, who I have spent everyday with, grew up with and have lived with who knows me inside and out" but that's a mouth-full and difficult to say when incest pretty much implies that. I like couples who look alike too just from an aesthetic stand point. For me, it is the implied closeness of that bond which makes it heart warming to me. It feels like something special and irreplaceable.
I'm not an only child but my only two siblings are half ones (different dads) and I think we've completely cut each other out of our lives now and I couldn't care less about em.
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>>80083870
now that you put it that way, it's absolutely something i relate to and want as well. if you scroll up a bit, you'll see me talking about wanting a girlfriend who understands my life struggles because she's been through similar stuff as well, and generally someone who is similar to me in regards to dealing with mental illness and all sorts of things like that. all i want is to find someone i can spend every waking moment with and shower them with tons of love and affection and attention forever and ever. mutual clinginess is the best!!
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>>80083895
Yes, I can understand you in that regard anon. I don't know you but you seem friendly enough so I hope that you can find her. Don't get discouraged. I will be hoping for you. Oh yeah all of that is also why yanderism (to an extent) is pretty based. The intensity of it all and like you said, mutual clinginess. There used to be yandere general threads on here but I don't know what happened to em...
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>>80083923
thank you for the kind words and wishes!! i wish you all the same but amplified tenfold!!
>yanderism
if i really like someone, i essentially become a male yandere and want to center my entire world around them. sometimes it consumes all my thoughts and i just wish we could both melt into each other so we could be together forever. my feelings get very intense, and lots of people have been turned off by them in the past which i understand. i hope i can find someone who has been starved of attention and love and human touch just like me and then proceed to give them everything both of us have ever wanted and more! it's all i dream about.
>There used to be yandere general threads on here but I don't know what happened to em...
i remember those as well! lots of interesting girls coming and going in them over the years
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>>80083965
Thanks anon, that's kind of you! I can relate to that a bit too. I want to be their number one and be special to them (once again to an extent). I can get jealous and possessive. It can be pain and pleasure in equal measure. I hope you can find that too. I actually know a woman who met her longterm bf off of either the yandere or femdom generals, back when both used to be a thing. It's not like I'd know really but perhaps if the yandere generals start being a thing again you could find your girl there. You do have your looks to back you up, although I know you said you don't want to be liked for them which I can respect and also relate to.
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>>80084003
>I want to be their number one and be special to them (once again to an extent)
i want to make my girl feel like the most special person in the world at all times!!!!
>It's not like I'd know really but perhaps if the yandere generals start being a thing again you could find your girl there
it's not a bad idea at all, i would only hope there's enough yandere women still lurking around for me to be able to snatch one up!!
>You do have your looks to back you up, although I know you said you don't want to be liked for them which I can respect and also relate to.
AH shucks!! shuddup dummy you're making me blush. i will now bury my head into my pillow until the redness in my face goes away PUHAA
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>>80084034
Would you not want to feel like the most special to her at all times too?
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>Would you not want to feel like the most special to her at all times too?
of course i would!! but i know it's a lot to ask for, so i'll be happy as long as he's happy
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>>80084102
i mean she, you get the idea!!
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if only the fujo was here to see it
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>>80084128
it's all her fault!! she was manipulating my keyboard with her evil fujo brain waves!!
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the fact that this thread has lasted for so long can only be a good sign... i think this might be it, guys, this might be THE thread that will bring the girlfriend journey to an end. even if that were to happen, i wouldn't think of abandoning you all. we could have a big celebration thread!! and hopefully my spiritual journey will bring some confidence to someone else as well. then they could pass it on to the next person and so on, creating a cycle of good fortune for everyone here. just remember, every time you look up at the stars at night, the constellations will form my shape and watch over you from the kanojo heavens above. then, i'd slowly lean over and whisper to you "if someone as autistic as me could make it, there's no reason why (you) couldn't!" before the constellations wash away in the starry sky, leaving you with a sense of wonder and amazement, but also a newfound hot, fiery will that hath been passed on from me to accomplish your mission as well.

... but this is all just a hypothetical, of course!
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>>80084580
Give some shoutouts anon.
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>>80084601
https://vocaroo.com/1bqm8BTSBwGo
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MORE SHOUTOUTS
https://voca.ro/14qEYbGbDS3T
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BTW don't want you guys to misinterpret these last few posts as this being the last thread. this quest will only end when i find a girl because then i'll be too busy spending all the time, effort and energy i put into these threads towards her instead. i was just pondering earlier and feeling extra appreciative of this one thread making it to 170+ posts and all the people who've been with me along the way, so think of it as a "paying respects" checkpoint!!! the point is, everything will go on as scheduled unless a girl randomly shows up and derails things, but until then, let's get this bad boy to bump limit
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>>80071168
>>80070792
i'm just about to crash but here's my tag and what i'm looking for. let's talk!! let's work something out!! will get to you the nanosecond after i wake up
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>>80085008
https://voca.ro/171UnEiQVSgJ
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bump ba bump da dump
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>>80086525
Nani?! Alice3D?
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>>80069026
AI is the future but I wanted robots
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>>80087377
>Alice3D
What's that?
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>>80088072
You sound like a poster who used to post here, they went by Alice3D/Alice2/Alice. Vid related
https://youtu.be/CORCQ5_zLkk?t=19&feature=shared
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>>80086525
>https://voca.ro/171UnEiQVSgJ
ngmi voice go smoke some cigarettes
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last courtesy bump for a certain sleepy boy
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>>80089580
hi its instagram gf cat guy i never stopped lurking :3
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I HAVE RETURNED FROM DREAMLAND!!!
>>80086525
https://voca.ro/1dz7Iv98VrQX
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ALSO i thought i made a cool friend yesterday but she removed me while i was asleep. so if you still happen to lurk and see this, i wasn't ignoring you!!!! i was sleeping!!!!
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rescuing this from page 10
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I sent a girl a "good morning" text today plus some interesting stories and she didn't respond.

It's over.
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>>80091449
send her more texts!! you must show her your passion and dedication towards her!! that's what i would do!! and if she blocks you, well, then she just wasn't the one
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going back to bed
someone please watch over this thread (and this ham) while i'm gone
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>>80088126
What? Nothing alike
>>80090373
Based shonen protag
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>>80092825
>Based shonen protag
using all my hot-blooded, shonen energy to wish you a GREAT DAY!!!



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