Would you accept if a genie could give you your ideal romantic partner but you have to permanently swap genitals with him or her?
>>80069061but my ideal romantic partner has a vagoo anon not a peenor
>>80069061fuck this is a good onei dont think i will, as much as i look like a faggy twink i actually enjoy having a dick a lotthen again my ideal romantic partner would provide for me and i wouldnt have to worry about workshit man its complicatedfor the time being its a no, ask the same tomorrow
>>80069070Your *otherwise* ideal romantic partner then.Like imagine the love of your life, and then you have to either choose not to meet her, or else choose to be with her but with her gaining your dick and you having to take her vagina as a replacement for your dick.
>>80069084Fine but i also get a fat strap on and fuck her right in her ass
sure in a heartbeat i just wanna be loved i have no attachment or love for this flesh vessel
>>80069061Yeah I would. If she's my ideal partner, she would never leave me so I wouldn't have to worry about what other people would think as long as I had her. Childbirth with a man pelvis would fucking suck though.
>>80069061Do we also swap all reproductive organs? Because I don't want to get pregnant.
>>80069061Maybe. Id just get used to it
>>80069061yeah I would do this in a heartbeat. I'd just use a strapon on her, facesit her, and fuck her in the amazon position. no biggie. I wouldn't want to get pregnant though.
>>80069164I'm OP and I want to say probably the guys in this scenario would also get a uterus and the capacity for pregnancy since otherwise it'd make less sense.So have her use a condom or take birth control pills if you're concerned about that. You could maybe even just blast steroids and that'd probably kill your periods and make you infertile.
>>80069109I kind of feel that way. I would be OK both with regular sex where I fuck my hypothetical gf and with genital swapped sex and I don't think it would change much since I'd still be mostly turned on by having the woman I love embracing me and feeling genital stimulation one way or another. Being the one with a vagina would be a little more vulnerable feeling which is hot in its own way and being the one with a dick is nice since you're more in control, but in the heat of the moment it's just love and feel good sensations without much thought involved.
>>80069061Yes. I will even make myself pregnant like a male seahorse.
>>80069271It sounds like it would be pretty intimate and romantic, actually. You have each other's genitals, so you know exactly how to perfectly pleasure each other.
>>80069061No. Not in a million years. Fuck off wit this gay spam nigger.
>>80069309Can't really describe that as gay.You'd still be fucking with an opposite sex person. You'd just have swapped genitals. Even if you consider your gf getting your dick to mean she's now male that would mean you're now female so it'd still be straight regardless.
>>800693091 cock, 1 pussy, 2 booba. One person has XX chromosomes and the other has XY chromosomes. Sounds like straight sex to me.
>>80069061Yes I have vagina envy.
>>80069061>>80069208Then no, imagine explaining being pregnant to everyone and giving birth with a male pelvis. And sex not for the purpose of reproduction is a sin. Really a loss in every aspect.
>>80069061no, I don't like looking at dicks and I want to stick my peenor in vagooI'd take a top surgery, no hrt ftm dykeboy over a futa, thats how repulsive someone else's dick is to meif its on test and all hairy then I'd take the futa but id never have sex >>80069364you are male. male brain, male body chemistry. your partner is now equipped with male equipment, while you have lost yours. sounds pretty gay to me. the question wasnt sex swap just your organs magically transplanted, presumably you are still male, with (not impeding your new organs) similarly hormoned, XY chromies,
>>80069675>birth with a male pelvisOne third of actual female mothers don't birth babies vaginally. It's called a C-section.
>>80069061genital reversal
>>80069683It's your own dick your gf would possess though. Not like you're getting fucked by some other guy. Most guys are fine with giving their own dicks handjobs.
>>80069706I'm no empress
>>80069675If you ended up magically swapping genitals with your gf you could probably assume God isn't real.
>>80069827>something magical happens>hence, God does not existExplain
>>80070013I don't think the Bible ever mentioned anything about magic genital swapping so that'd be a pretty big miss for a book from God that's supposed to explain how the world works.
>>80070035>explains how the world worksThat's not what the Bible is
>>80069061Yes, I'm a malesub with a dickgirl fetish so that's exactly my dream. And it will stay a dream because in real life most trannies that have a working dick and can top aren't very feminine, they don't pass well. Also, the anus/colon is a very fragile thing that didn't evolve to take dicks anyway.
>>80069709your genitals, fembot
>>80069719'handjob' sure, but no straight (not 'curious) guy would suck their own dick if flexible enough, nor fuck their ass, own dick, dildo, or otherso no, no straight guy would want to be fucked, if even by his own junkalso, still different in the masturbation/handjob case. your dick, while attached, is part of the same contiguous body as your hand. while that dick now on the gf may be exactly yours, its no longer 'yours' as its no longer a part of your body so still stupid argument
>>80069061Yeah, that's an easy YES.I wouldn't mind being pregnant
>>80069061Nope, it's just another foid wants to abuse moid thread, teehee
>>80070731>no straight (not 'curious) guy would suck their own dick if flexible enoughLiterally any straight guy who can suck his own dick without too much effort has done so before.If you had a Ron Jeremy sized dick you'd almost certainly have tried sucking it too since it's free blowjobs without needing to win over a gf.
>>80070731>>80070770Also I looked it up just now out of curiosity and Ron Jeremy never did gay porn despite being one of the most famous male porn stars of all time with a career that spanned several decades. He's as straight as it gets (something that got him into trouble later in life when he was #metoo'd). And he's repeatedly sucked his own dick, just because he easily can.
>>80070814being super horny, narcissistic and pushy with women doesn't make anyone any more 'straight'. Also, im damn sure that a porn star isn't a great example of a normal person's brain
>>80070842Him making a lifetime career out of having sex on camera and never being spotted doing any sexual stuff with another man while also having fucked some ridiculously large number of women both on camera and for his own pleasure off the clock makes it pretty clear he's as straight as it gets.
>>80070863vast majority of guys don't have sex with men, and don't desire to suck their own cock. thats more like as straight as it gets
>>80069061bro if I could have a mangina and also get fucked by a girl cock that'd be awesome
>>80070873Most men don't suck their own dick because their dicks aren't 10 inches like his is. It's way more difficult (possibly impossible) to do if you have a more typical sized dick.
>>80070886being physically capable has little to do with the desire toI have met some guys who say they wish they could, and they are few and far between
>>80070897Being capable has everything to do with it.Why do you think nearly 100% of men are in agreement that giving your dick a handjob isn't gay? It's because most every guy is easily able to do it. If every guy had a dick long enough to where he could put his mouth on it as casually as he can put his hand on it then obviously he'd end up putting his mouth on it.
>>80069563I sort of do to.
>>80070956*I meant too
>>80069061I've had fantasies about having this happen to me since I was a teenager, easy choice for me
>>80069061>question for straight anons only>posts the gayest fucking question
>>80071671Obviously the point of "for straight anons only" is so the thread isn't filled with fifty versions of "I'd say yes... because I'm gay so I'd still have a dick ;)" jokes.
>>80071702A variant question for gay anons would be asking them if they'd accept the deal if (answers for each of these):>you had a pussy>your partner had a pussy>you both had pussiesReplace "pussy" with "penis" for the lesbian anons
>>80069061My partner and I, while drunk, have entertained the thought of swapping bodies for a month. I wouldn't turn down the idea of trying to dominate her (me?) in a weaker body. That or I'd my head shoved into the pillow in quick defeat.
>>80069061This is Gladion and Lillie. This is CP
>>80072095Clearly adult boobs and penis there. Just because they're based on fictional characters doesn't mean you know their age in that pic either. Also it's a drawing.
