/r9k/ - This troon invites you into her room, what do you - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

01/15/25(Wed)17:27:07 No.80070068

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This troon invites you into her room, what do you do?

Anonymous
01/15/25(Wed)17:30:20 No.80070108

Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)17:30:20 No.80070108

>>80070068
I sword fight her

Anonymous
01/15/25(Wed)18:08:29 No.80070459

Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)18:08:29 No.80070459

Give her a big smooch

Anonymous
01/15/25(Wed)18:09:27 No.80070470

Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)18:09:27 No.80070470

>>80070068
I get so drunk I can barely remember anything
I wreck his asshole
I pretend the whole experience happened to someone else

Been doing this for more than a decade

Anonymous
01/15/25(Wed)18:09:54 No.80070474

Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)18:09:54 No.80070474

>>80070068
Ask him if he's got an 5.56 or 12ga I could bring to the range with promise of paying him back.

Anonymous
01/15/25(Wed)18:15:50 No.80070539

Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)18:15:50 No.80070539

Decline and go home. I'm straight and don't like penises.

Anonymous
01/15/25(Wed)18:18:40 No.80070563

Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)18:18:40 No.80070563

>>80070470
>I pretend the whole experience happened to someone else
i wouldnt do it because i dont like to lie but, that would be a really smart way of telling a funny story that you want no association with

Anonymous
01/15/25(Wed)18:21:33 No.80070592

Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)18:21:33 No.80070592

>>80070563
I have a lot of funny drunken stories that "happened to my friend" or "that I saw" that were actually me

Anonymous
01/15/25(Wed)18:45:51 No.80070821

Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)18:45:51 No.80070821

Convince it to let me tie it down to the bed. Then I pour gasoline and drop a lit match.

Anonymous
01/15/25(Wed)18:47:57 No.80070838

Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)18:47:57 No.80070838

>>80070068
Maybe I would "make a move". I get really nervous and quiet around girls but maybe I would have a shot with a trannny.

Anonymous
01/15/25(Wed)18:53:21 No.80070883

Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)18:53:21 No.80070883

>>80070068
probably cuddle

Anonymous
01/15/25(Wed)18:58:38 No.80070919

Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)18:58:38 No.80070919

>>80070068
Why is it always the dude built like an offensive lineman that troons out.