When I was 13 I snuck into my dad's room and sucked his dick while he was sleeping. The memory keeps me up at night.
>>80073427When I was 12, I hid under my father's bed and watched him shower. Saw his dick, and then I bragged about it to everyone the next day, saying that "it almost went down to his knee". I don't think it takes a genius to figure out why I wasn't well liked in middle school
>>80073427it's okay, that was me pretending to be your dad. you can rest easy now.
>>80073455That's not even as bad as my thing but I'm sorry that happened to you anon.
>>80073455everyone thinks their dad's dick is huge, but mine's actually is huge because of a medical issue. the rest of you are just imagining it.
>>80073427really? when I was 7 my mom and dad brought me to a strip club and my mom and dad stripped with me and we made 300 million dollars because the patrons liked that I was so young and now that they're dead I thank them for this wealth!
>>80073427YOU DID WHAT OP?!?!?!?omg im gunna blow my brains out, holy, what in the fuck
>>80073483I'd like to believe it never happened. I don't know what the fuck was going through my preteen mind. It's more peaceful to believe that I wasn't conscious at the time
>>80073489>everyone thinks their dad's dick is hugei dont think about my dads dick, ever >_>
>>80073492Weird of you to describe it as a "strip club" but congrats on your visit to Marilyn Manson's house anon
>>80073501Imagine how I feel. I swallowed my dad's cum. I jacked off immediately after and the post-nut clarity made me want to jump off a bridge.
>>80073427For what purpose op? What compelled you to do such a thing?
>>80073519>I jacked off immediatelyidk if this is better or worse anon. are you sure your dad was asleep?.....
>>80073515that's pretty funny made me giggle
>>80073520Sexual degeneracy idk. Sex with my dad was a huge fantasy of mine around that age and I had been thinking about him almost exclusively while jacking off for years. Fantasy shattered the instant I came after actually doing it. Now it's just repulsive.>>80073532I'm like 80% sure. I can usually tell when he's asleep and when he's faking it. I know what his 'real' snore sounds like and I don't think he's good at replicating it manually. Also if he did wake up at some point you'd know right? Like there'd be some kind of reaction that escapes before he could think to stifle it I think.
>>80073510everyone who catches a glimpse of it as a little kid thinks it's huge because yours isn't fully developed yet and it's just mindblowing that it can be that big. it's a trope and something people joke about. at least 20% of people have experienced this.
>>80073565>I'm like 80% sure.i assume you and your dad have a normal relationship? or was this "recent"
>>80073571>everyone who catches a glimpsenot i anon >_> wtf...
>>80073592I mean yeah we have a pretty normal relationship. He hasn't said anything about it or alluded to it, hasn't even given a hint or anything. This wasn't recent, I'm 26 now and this happened well over a decade ago.
>>80073616anon, i cant possibly imagine what your shoes are like. if i ever have kids IM LOCKIONG MY DOOR BEFORE I GO TO BED
>>80073427I 100% guarantee you your dad knew he was getting blown, it's just a matter of which option applies to him. There is zero chance a man gets a full blowjob complete with orgasm without waking up unless the guy is unconcious. It was either,A) He thought it was your mom giving him a cheeky blowwy, and was enjoying the moment, and laid there pretending to be asleep. Best case scenario for him.B) He knew it was you, and either was so mortified that his son was sucking his cock he didn't know what to do, and froze up, letting it happen until he came. Maybe trying to rationalize that it was juat a terrible wet dream.Or,C) Same as B, but was to scared to stop you for fear of you saying he forced you to do it so he just let it happen pretending to be asleep so he could pretend he knew nothing about what took place. Better than being accused of being a pedophile when your own son molested you.You think that shit was fucked up for you? Imagine being a dad. Your son is seemingly a normal boy, no real big issues. You love him. Then, one night while you sleep in bed you're awoken by a weird, wet sensation that almost feels like you are pissing the bed. He stirs only to find his son taking his cock in his mouth, and giving him a blowjob. He had to live through that shit, and he clearly didn't want it because if the dude was into molesting you he'd wake up, and do more stuff with you/reciprocate. That nigga had to conciously live through some of the most heinous forms of torture for some.
