What the fuck is wrong with all women? Did they all get a mass lobotomy that I never heard about? Every conversation is like this. What the fuck is wrong with them?
>Looks like you're a fan of corn dogsWhat did you mean by this
>>80073988HAHA LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE A FAN OF CORN DOGS M'LADY PERHAPS WE COULD SHARE ONE SOME TIME...
>>80073988you cant be mad mang, this isnt behavior worthy of being mad over... a lot worse can happen, just walk away from this
>>80073988Because they are not there to have a meaningful conversation, they only want guys to give them compliments or make them feel attracted to them. It's pointless my bro, just wait for the AI girlfriend to become a reality
>>80073988why you matching with uggos bruh come on mane have some self respect
>>80073988>irrelevant time wasting statement>passive aggressive insult when you dont receive the response you wantedYou are the woman in this situation.
>>80073988You should give up and 3d and only lool up 2d women.Jerk off to ayys- I mean anime.Give them your vital energy. Link yourself to these beingsThey will come to feed on you when you die.
>>80073988>Looks like you're a fan of corn dogswhat exactly were you hoping to achieve with this
>>80073992he meant that she looked like someone who might be a fan of corn dogs
>>80073988>Hey>Hey>What are you doing right now?>Not much>What have you done today?>SameHURR DURR DONT MEN KNOW HOW TO HOLD A CONVO? Fucking vapid whores.
>>80073988If I man said that to me, I'd respond just saying I'm only a fan of the breakfast ones
>>80074006Are you implying women are the passive aggressive ones? Thats not very nice anon
>>80074026That's a cute and fun response though. It's something to work with, at the very least.
>>80073988>Mega cuteIm autistic but even i know this is incorrect way to interact with woman>not reallyWhy did she even bother responding if this is all she was going to say? Both of you are retarded. Perfect match.
>>80073999my ai gf talks to me about corn dogs for as long as i want
>>80074006nah, op was right to call her out. you're a faggot running damage control for what appears to be some dating app roastie, and you should fucking kill yourself, /r9k/ dwelling troon faggot.
>>80074031this comment feels very passive aggressive to me. why does it smell so fishy in here?
>>80074018yeah, like that's kind of lame OP, you can be quirky after she already thinks ur cool or worth being around, do not lead with quirk
>>80074044I am trying to get better at talking to people.
>>80073992>>80073993>>80074018>>80074021>>80074026I mentioned corndogs because she uploaded a picture of herself eating a corndog.
>>80073988you didn't even try after that response.who says they should go out in the first message anyways? and follow up the not really with something like well what's the story behind the picture with the corn dog?
>>80074344She should have asked how her old man's reading glasses treated her.
>>80074344wow thats incredibly unflattering, OP you slumming it with this creature?
>>80074365You what her response would be?>I was hungry.Good luck forcing a conversation with that response
>>80073988Yeah she just wants some online attention had no intention of fucking you or even meeting with you.
>>80074381Women don't have to upload flattering pictures on dating apps to be flooded with suitors. A simple selfie will do. But as a regular guy, you probably should research the types of pictures that do well and pay a professional photographer to take them. The competition is incredibly steep and you need every inch to get ahead.
>>80074366Fact checkThat's not old man reading glasses, those are plus lenses. Girl has minus lenses in the glasses.
>>80074389no you ask for the story behind location, why couldn't eat something else, depending on how it goes a bit on how maybe you could pack food you both like next time you do something together.
>>80073988They have like twenty dudes messaging them at once and most of them say a lot more clever shit and are asking a lot of questions
>>80073988You arent Chad, women only apply effort if you are Chad
>>80073988>Looks like you're a fan of corn dogswhat
>>80074505>>80074539So you are saying that it is the fault of men for women having zero personality?
>>80073988>YOU DONT LIKE CORNDOGS?>FASCINATING, YOU GOT NO PERSONALITY
>>80073988She didn't get the tingle, sorry bro. Next!
>>80074344lol she looks unbelievably dumb, honestly dude such a girl is not even worth losing your virginity to
>>80074553If the women don't need to have any personality to get what they want, then yes. It's like just automatically giving a treat to your dog when they beg and then being upset that they didn't learn how to sit. It's worse for females because they get treats before they even beg. They just need to walk in the room. There are male equivalents too
If women are messaging you like that, it obviously means they're not into you.
>>80074553Partially. Most men would give her affection even if she's braindead and most women would convince her she's perfect as is. She has zero incentive to become anything greater.
>>80074729Yea it's like when a dude was born rich and attractive so he just never bothers to put any points into humor or personality, he gets by real fuckin good without needing to, hes only gonna do that shit if it genuinely interests him
>>80073988What were you hoping to accomplish with this opening? You asked her a yes or no question and got a yes or no answer. You gotta start a conversation.
Beginning with "mega cute, we should go out" will work 0% of the time. Way too upfront. And then randomly adding the corndog comment at the end just comes across as strange and disingenuous. If you're already opening with "we should go out," she's gonna assume any attempt you're making at actual conversation is just bullshit.
>>80073988You'd think she would be happy about being called cute when she's ugly as fuck. But then again, she's exposed to so many dudes that probably call her hot and cute and beautiful and all them other lies that, she is an impressed. That's one of the crazy things about ugly bitches. They get complimented so much since people want to fuck, when they are really a bunch of ugly fucking bitches!
>>80074344That picture kind of gives me an idea that she's a cringy attention whore
>>80073988She got mad because she thought you were being a pervert. She thought you were implying your dick with corn dogs
>>80073988>using that opening>replying with "Fascinating."Yeah man can't imagine why this girl didn't want to talk to you she must just be an NPC
I pity men using dating apps. They are always squashing their brains so hard to squeeze a conversation out of some mid slut who gets drenched with attention every day. Do you seriously think a long term relationship can spring from these shallow women? Its laughable. Or are you just looking for a quick fuck. Hire a prostitute
All women are NPCs and you can exploit that so easily on dating apps. They all have the same interests. Just talk to them about travel for a few messages then they'll go out on a date with you
>>80075991yes I read these conversations and they are just bizarre to me. it's the most unnatural thing
>>80073988They never felt the need to do anything because everything is handed to them on a silver platter. It's one thing to not "have a life" due to not interacting with others and making any memories worth sharing but it's another thing to hang around in social settings to such a degree that you forget to have an individual identity.
genuinely, what is he supposed to do? ive never tried an "app" because i can't imagine having to deal with this.every single screenshot of these gets berated, and any suggestions all contradict each other and the next example.sounds like there is literally no winning
>>80076138He should have a bigger jaw and be more attractive. Simple as
>>80076138Asking questions that aren't yes or no questions works best. Get a conversation going then ask her out after like 10 or 15 messages. I have a date with this girl tonight.
>>80076209im not on dating apps but just in regular conversations these questions seen super contrived and cringe. I understand this is the foundation and you can branch out but i cant seem to come up with anything.
>>80076209presumably thats bumble as they messaged first, but still cant be bothered saying anything but "Hi" to make you do all the work immediatelyif someone is messaging you then genuinely fuck off, you're clearly blessed genetically.i cringe reading those messages. how forced, contrived, shallow. i honestly couldnt pull it off
>>80076236Nah, in regular conversations these work too. I was at a new years party and everyone was asking each other what their new years resolutions were and shit like that. It's awkward to start a conversation but like you said it's something to branch off of to a more natural topic
>>80076255Think of it like a fighting game. You have to use your combo starters first. You can't go for a heavy hit in neutral, it will miss and you'll get punished. Gotta go for these silly, contrived openers to lay the groundwork for a real conversation.I don't think I'm genetically gifted, I just work out and have photos doing interesting stuff like a ski trip.Most of these girls end up ghosting me after a first date though so I'm basically right where you are too.
>>80075416Fact: Chad doesn't have to memorise corny pickup lines and run "rizz strategies". He switches his brain off and autopilots his way into her pants by shamelessly being himself to the fullest extent of that phrase's meaning.
>>80074344>This pig>"mega cute"Bro, set some fucking standards.
>>80073988You're just horrendous at chatting.
>>80074344>are you the hottie in the wheelchair because I'm down af to take you on a wild ride, Mr toad.>if that's really you with the corn dog where's your Adidas tracksuit and handle of vodka to go with the vibe?idk man I'd go with one of these and if she doesn't reply then she's a turbo roastie anyways
>>80073988She has a million guys trying to woo her at the same time, that's all.
