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Would you a schizo gf?
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>>80074265
yeah. I would love to take care of her every need
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>>80074265
yeah i would, not sure if i would make a great bf for a schizo gf but idk
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i wonder what sex with something going through that is like
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Fo sho schizo pussy will milk you for all your body fluids
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id love to date a girl for several years without ever exchanging real names
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>>80074265
I ditched my meds and my therapist. But contact with my mother and most of my friend groups. It all just feels hopeless
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>>80074343
>But
*Cut
I'm such a loser I can't even proofread right anymore ._.
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>>80074265
it's so emotionally draining, I don't think that I could, I want the best for them too, just I know I can't give them what they need forever.
>>80074355
hakuna matata anonymous person, I don't think you are a loser. and im not just saying that, my intuition is telling me you are a nice person who isnt a loser.
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>>80074265
I would be BALLS DEEP in that cute ass crazy monster YOU DONT EVEN KNOW like UGH UGH UGH TAKE THAT YOU SCHIZO FREAK TAKE MY MEAT
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>>80074355
Someone needs some head pats
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I would but SDB refuses my advances.
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>>80074265
Kinda already have one
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>>80074265
As long as her bmi is under 20, which is what I deserve.
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>>80074265
>Would you a schizo gf?
tried that, was amazing gf until the manic phases started and she wanted to be a stripper or porn star or cheated
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>>80074265
Those are the only types of women I would OP. They are the most powerful.
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>>80074265
So long as the voices in your head don't use my voice, we'll be good.
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>>80074265
The voices in their heads are literal demons, do no
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I want a schizOID gf
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>>80074265
Only if it's schizo dykebot and she has to sit on my face daily
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>>80074265
is it gay to not do this?
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>>80074265
No, internet friends maybe
Schizophrenics are cool people but it's bad for themselves and everyone around them to rawdog it
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>>80074265
She would have be young 10/10 hot with great tits. My mother and aunt are schizophrenics so I know how to deal with them but unless there's a lot of physical pleasure in it for me no fucking way.
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>>80074265
https://voca.ro/15ArNo896X9c
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>>80074265
Probably not. I'm crazy and broken enough for two people and I usually mesh very poorly with people who don't fully grasp reality.
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>>80074265
id actually gf up a schozo girl, 100% lol. as long as she fully understood she was schizo xD
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>>80074308
anon is horny rn, that was some horny as fuck comment anon..
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>>80075799
schizo take, I AM SUSPICIOUS OF YOU ANON
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>>80074265
I mean can't be any worse then the e girl level of sociopath you see in social media
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>>80074265
The only reason I'm not homeless and crazy is the fact that my parents love me
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>>80075987
nobody should do this. i am not fully schizophrenic. the little bit i have is already very very bad, it would be painful to know me. taking care of me would be too much. it would be like adopting a sick dog. if a person is fully delusional and not medicated, it is like adopting a sick dog that bites. you are all naive. this is not something you should do.
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>>80074265
yeah, but I'd prefer if she was medicated. I don't want her randomly having a really bad episode and killing herself suddenly. That'd break my heart forever.
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Are schizophrenic girls better or worse than BPD girls
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>>80076240
less malicious, more incomprehensible.
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>>80076207
me got big heart.. me capable of loving stray..
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>>80074265
I am technically diagnosed as a schizo so I guess.
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>>80074265
EVERY time male says he wants a mentally ill girlfriend I just know he doesn't and that he would freak out if they have to deal with an actually mentally ill individual that's not ""uwu I'm an egorl w anxiety >:3""

Whats even the point of making this shit threads?
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>>80074265
yes. I also want one with tourettes, that seems cute.
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>>80076284
>I also want one with tourettes, that seems cute
>cute
Men.
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>>80076256
i am not saying no about that. love is not hard to feel. holding on will hurt. you love a sick dog. you can't play with her or relax a lot. there's a lot of medicine and doctor visits and special care. you have to stop her from gnawing her paw off and give her eye drops and brush her teeth and she can't run around outside without a leash or she will get hurt. sometimes she gets panicked and would bite you and you would get infected and now you have human medical bills. it is not about love. it is about value. you are buying a burden who cannot ever pay you back even if she wants to. you should not do this. it is the same as being a caretaker for an old woman with dementia who is not your mother.
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>>80076283
if you are out in the woods with me baby, you cant call the fucking police on me. im not specifically sexually attracted to mental illness, but im willing to adopt you...
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>>80076303
>you are buying a burden
any soul, is worth saving, this is what my father has taught me. not only is it my duty to care for you, i also love doing it, because i love you
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holy fuck I'd LOVE to talk to a schizo girl, become friends, date them, and have little schizo babies with her.
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>>80076303
>im not like other guys
im not fetishizing it, im fully understanding it as a mental illness... if i could, id wrangle all of you and have a care facility of my own, were you are free from this worlds ills..
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>>80076207
She's just a good pupperino that's a bit excited! She doesn't bite!
*latches onto your arm and locks jaw*
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>>80076304
>if you are out in the woods with me baby, you cant call the fucking police on me. im not specifically sexually attracted to mental illness, but im willing to adopt you...
You don't want me.
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>>80076294
wat? whats the issue this simply proves men are caretakers and loving creatures more so than women. a wretched foid would never take in a turrets man.
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>>80076363
do i want to facilitate the saving of your soul? absolutely, do i want to care for the broken? yes, i was broken, and i was cared for, who would i be if i did not also pass the love along?
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>>80076363
not that anon, but have dated bpdemons and schizos in the past and I fucking LOVE the dynamic where you need to watch them for signs of an episode and help them through it.

I'd get ROCK fucking hard when my schizo gf would think there's cameras watching her and she'd ask to be pulled around into the back parking lots of stores etc and cover the windows.

If I could find a schizo or mentally ill gf who wouldn't cheat on me, I'd marry her and keep her pumped full of children into her 40's
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>>80076382
>>80076385
Stop pretending you want a gf who is a potential pooner please.
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>>80076400
what i said, is not the same as the other anon... a saved soul, is a saved soul
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>>80074265
CHAD ONLY
R0MDD
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>>80076332
I'm periodically homeless. You don't want to take care of someone do you?
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>>80076448
None of the girls I've dated have ever had jobs, if you were facing homelessness I'd unironically move you in with me and drive you to therapy once a week
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schizoid femanon, i hope you all read my posts...
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>>80076718
lebeneseloserlurker show us your bobbys
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>>80074265
Why is her scarf so tiny
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>>80076733
lel, the schizos deserve hope, if they choose to give me hope
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>>80076744
are you having a bout? What the fuck are you saying?
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>>80076838
the schizo foids here, and else where, seem to have a heart and are loving to me, giving me hope. so i choose to do the same for them.
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>>80076881
Right.. ok, but whaf does this have tk do with LLL
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>>80076998
idk what you mean anon, idk what LLL is
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>>80077027
lesbian loser lurker the tripfag
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>>80077053
i still dont get your point anon, what are you saying?
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>>80077077
Why did you reply to >>80076733 with >>80076744
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prime example of an anon who can't handle a conversation with a schizo unlike me
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>>80077094
i wanted to derail the derailer. and it worked
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>>80074265
The image is fake, schizo girls are almost always obese because of their meds.
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I had a chance at one when I was 19 and we went on two dates, but in the middle of the second one she dropped the "I have schizophrenia, but I hope that's ok with you" on me and I really didn't know how to react because she seemed pretty normal, but then again I had no real conceptualization of what a normal girl is even supposed to be like because I had a mentally ill mother and no female friends growing up. Then she dropped the "Also I lied about being 18 on tinder and I'm actually 16 but that's not a problem right? You can tell your friends I'm 18 if they ask".
I got out of there as soon as I could, but not because I thought it was the right thing to do, but because I thought people online would somehow find out about me banging her and try to ruin my entire life and have me branded as a pedo in the eyes of the public if I ever achieved any level of fame whatsoever.
I have not achieved any level of fame and I doubt I ever will. I decline to comment on whether I would've or not if it had not been for the fear of cancellation by chronically social-media addicted women, trannies, and low-t men that think reporting naughty subreddits counts as political activism and community service.
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>>80077104
Nigger
>>80077114
Niggrr
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>>80077126
this guy gave up prime 16 year old schizo pussy when he was a teen.

I'd rope.
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>>80077127
so angy, why so angy? hmm, you try to provoke me, hmm
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>>80076448
Contact?, next time you're homeless I'll fly you out to my house (I live alone in a 4 bedroom 2.5 bathroom house) and let you stay for as long as you want.

Do you use drugs or something?
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>>80076323
that is a noble way to think. putting aside that i doubt your sincerity. even if you are sincere. nobility cannot sustain you forever. it is very easy to romanticize martyrdom when you have nothing. there is no test on your devotion when you do not have to give it. just think about it.

i believe nearly every man alive who thinks like you do would come to resent their martyrdom. "i've given so much, when do i get paid back? when do i feel like a hero?". you would want more. you would make excuses in your mind. you would betray the cause. it isn't a thing to be ashamed of. we are designed to be selfish. it takes a very strong will to decide to be a martyr for life. i do not think most people with access to the internet have lived hard enough lives to be that determined. it would be easier to scoop out your eye right now and be done with it. than to dedicate your life to thankless suffering for someone else's sake.
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>>80077298
>i believe nearly every man alive who thinks like you do would come to resent their martyrdom
my flesh would, and i thank god, that my spirit is his, that i may have unbounding love for the broken and sick

i hope that i can hold you high enough, that your heart might be touched, and your mind renewed..
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>>80077156
Im not angry ive never been angry ever
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>>80077448
i said angy, not angry anon, very different
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>>80077448
https://voca.ro/1cgUoGW6tBCF
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>>80074265
No. I had neighbor with schizofrenia. She was in her 50s or 60s. One day police, firefighters and paramedics showed up asking if neigbors on the floor have seen her, because there is no contact with her and last time she was seen day before taking dog for a walk. They knocked at her door shouting to her while her mother in her 80s was shitting pants from worry. In the end firefighters somehow knocked lock alone without famaging doors, at which policemen were making jokes about coming from nearby city known for crime like burglary, and it turned out she forgot to take meds and was completely unresponsive. They put her on paramedics' wheeled bed, locked her with straps and took to psychiatric institution, leaving dog in hands of 80yo mother.
With shit like BPD you can at least restrain girl and idk, hug her, wait till she gets tired and calms down or feed her chocolate and start to reason with her, potentially conditioning her in the long run, but with schizos who turn into vegetables you have to send them off to mental institution because meds are prescribed, and if you ignore it she might just jump off the window or some shit.
So yeah, femcel might just cut herself and have weird phases, but ultimately her self-preservation instincts still work. Any real mental illness forces you to watch over adult like over toddler.
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>>80077448
>no gothy/wiccan schizo girl to ride my face and absolutely destroy my life

holy shit, why am I even alive?
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>>80074265
i would, but i won't
there's a reason they say not to stick your dick in crazy, and as much as that may attract me, i know better than that
long term it would be unsustainable
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>>80074265
I had a psychotic gf who refused to treat herself and it sucked shit. Believe it or not, crazy people are, in fact, not pleasant to deal with. At all.
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>>80077737
catatonia is a symptom of a seriously acute manifestation of the disease I don't know if it would be normal to have her living alone unattended
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>>80077448
booba jumpscare
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>>80077927
>actually posts lewd pics
>gets jumpscared when anons repost them
>pic related
man... we've been over this before
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>>80074265
She sounds annoying would be drain on my life
Pass
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>>80077958
not her but it doesn't seem like she's really surprised
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>>80077927
picrel? picrel is def a cutie, something tells me it, idk what tho
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>>80077927
Ive come to learn youre always lurking, always in the shadows.
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>>80078023
shes been here, even in the ancient times, among the elder wizards, when we where young, lurking in our shadows, how can we possible understand that shes loved us this whole time.... it literally breaks my heart..
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>>80077964
yeah, it's more reading through a thread and getting a little 'whoa' and laugh when seeing a pic suddenly out of context
>>80078023
the voyeur must always be watching during waking hours
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>>80077927
>>80077448
https://voca.ro/1h42ttzXcUM0
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>>80078099
>she thinks im hilarious
haha thank you kind stranger
>>80078126
ugh shut up nigger
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>>80078126
LOOK HERE BUB. im a whore of principle, i don't self post like that, if im posting tits or ass, the tripcode stays ON
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>>80078166
>im a whore of principle
onE OF US, ONE OF US, ONE OF US
god i actually love you
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>>80078163
>>80078166
https://voca.ro/199J4CABN29F
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>>80077157
That would honestly be a great offer if you could prove you're not a serial killer or something
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>>80074265
When I was in college I worked with an actual schizo woman at a gas station
She was 44, somehow had a kid (no custody of course)
It was funny until it wasn't
>thought the government was shooting lasers at her
>would dodge out of nowhere, claiming to dodge government lasers
>would flip out randomly and cry because "a laser hit her in the head"
>only ate mcdonald's fries for some reason
She had a fat ass and I would've railed her but GF? Hell no
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girls cant have schizohrenia they can only pretend
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>>80079833
False I knew a crazy lady with BP 1 and religious delusions
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>>80079904
she is faking it for attention
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>>80079308
discord
spookylanterns

can at least prove that much rofl.
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>>80079928
Nah some women are crazy
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>>80074265
Is she a virgin?
Dumb ass question OP. Should have asked this one.
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>>80080398
>severely mentally ill
>virgin
highly, highly unlikely
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>>80080404
more like
>18+
>virgin
>highly, highly unlikely
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>>80080404
All good, I'll still accept you dykebot
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>>80080428
good meme ,anon.

updoot
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>>80079561
based laser dodging schizo wife. You fucked up by not grabbing her. You'd have won every laser tag match
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>>80081445
I tried to act like I was on her side so she didn't stab me or something
>are they aiming at me too?
>you can go in the back and hide, I'll watch out front
She'd always try to make conversation with me, but almost everything she said was one-sided but in a conversational tone
>I have a headache today, huh?
>I'm drinking chocolate milk, yeah?

She was as entertaining as she was confusing, I'm glad I only had to deal with her like 20 hours a week
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>>80074265
only if she takes her meds unlike picrel
if she takes her meds i will reward her
if she doesnt i will not
simple as
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>>80080342
Yeah she's homeless and ranting to entities that don't exist.
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>>80079561
>44
was it dykebot?
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>>80081524
Is her name Kimberly?
>dykebot
doubt, she liked men
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>>80081526
>Is her name Kimberly?
i dont think so.. she looks like a cassandra then a japanese last name or something
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>>80074294
I'm a dude but I'm pretty good at it. It doesn't feel as good as it used to because of all the mental distractions but it's not bad either.
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>>80075578
Some of them are and some of them aren't. It takes a lifetime to figure out how to tell the difference.
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>>80076283
Why are you so mean? Are you UwU-lating again? You know it makes you grumpy so stay off the Internet for a while, ok?
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>>80075900
SteveMRE?
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>>80082399
LOL no, but that is the "nice"st person someone has compared me too (And that I know of)
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>>80082412
I will not be fooled. Not today.
Say, "Nice hiss."
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>>80082433
Can't, I'm mobile king. Not at my orb at the moment. Although my "nice hiss" is really good, and you will probably think I'm him not to toot my own horn.



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