This gigachad slaps your girlfriends ass, what do you do?
>>80074775slap the gigachads ass
Kill him. He looks dysgenic enough that he'd crumple with my small fist.
>>80074867but he lifts weights and knows some mma, can you compete?
>>80074885RNG is on my side
>>80074893wait he's also rabid and manic and will bite you like a dog, you can't handle that
>>80074775Look at "him" and lol, lmao even, one could say.
>>80074970RNG is still on my side.
>>80074972he would beat you up dont lie
>>80074973ok but if you kill him you go to prison and get those cheeks clapped
>>80074981Did I mention RNG being on my side?
>>80075003now listen, hear me out, what if RNG was also on his side? how does that work?
>>80075017I'm the main character, not him. Only I have RNG.
>>80075035the main character always goes through a period of turmoil, the RNG must leave you, you must let him slap your girlfriends ass, so that you can rise above it later on. you can't possibly work your way out of this.
>>80075047I'm the dice man I roll the dice and I win
>>80075052he's playing poker, you're playing dice, by the time you win he already has a full house on your girlfriends cheeks
>>80075077well this girlfriend needs to exist in the first place for that to happenhe has a 0% chance to clap my non-existant girlfriend's cheeksmeanwhile i've got the dice and i keep on rollin'
>>80075109but if there's no girlfriend to butt smack then your reaction to kill him is moot, in the end there is only dice
