it looks so ugly.
I think it looks just a-ok. I would gladly eat your sushi :DSpeaking of sushi, I wanna try kimbap but i dont know any korean places near me
>>80075345It's a good first attempt. The presentation is never as important as taste.
>>80075345Is that frog shit on a plate? I do not even know what I am looking at.
This nigga thinks he can just buy some walmart white rice and canned tuna and become Jiro
>>80075377Make it yourself
>>80075345https://voca.ro/1mettPaDz4fx
>>80075345It doesn't look like much after chewing it, either. But how does it taste, anon? Getting the rice right is basically the main thing to get right. Good rice (cooked properly, sushizu with the right amount of sugar and you're golden). You can also serve this "deconstructed", if you're feeling lazy like me.
>>80076147look like homemade sushithe dried waterplant variation
>>80077092I dont have one of those fancy sushi roll thingies tho
>>80075345thats looks like garbage, did you order this or made it yourself? if you made it yourself its ok
>>80077667you are a garbage human. I honestly dearly hope you commit suicide you are a waste of air
>>80077736NTA but anon, don't be so harsh to that other anon, please. You never know, maybe he/she's autistic or otherwise special. And they admitted that it looks ok if self-made so I don't really think your harsh response is warranted here.
>>80075345You really cant make anything right huh
>>80077872Just like your mom but we still appreciate you for your nice presence.
>>80075377>>80075345in south korea and japan, kimbap and sushi roll are not usually made at home we just buy them at restaurants just like westerners
>>80077653https://youtu.be/UAZoHvZe0Eg?si=g2JLQ5rZDMjYeWQx
>>80077838It's very warranted actually. There is nothing about this food that could be considered "garbage". The food is perfectly edible and it looks like OP put in some decent effort even if the results are not perfect. The garbage guy on the other hand is actively calling it waste because he is an entitled ungrateful faggot that recognizes neither value in food nor the effort of labour. And I will not go argue about your bullshit ad hominem what if scenario. What if I am autistic? Does that strengthen my post? What if I am not? Does that invalidate it?
>>80078139I... admit that bit with the "autistic thing" was me trolling a bit and I feel a bad about it, sorry.I had a shit day and a bit too much to drink and that gets me in the mood to troll randos on the internet to make myself feel better about being a loser in life. Kinda weird of you to first shit on OPs food and now defending him tho. I guess I'm not the only one in the mood for troll people.
>>80078193You might have drunk too much buddy. I never shat on his food neither literally nor figuratively so you must be confusing things. I do sometimes like to troll but not when it comes to food. Why did you have a bad day?
>>80077736shittyfoodporn exists for a reason, don't let it get personal buddy, luv u xoxo
>>80078220I'm a night-owl and my boss who's clearly the opposite doesn't let me start work around noon, which would help me a great deal to not be in an agitated/grumpy mood from sleep deprivation all the time. I had the opportunity to work like that for two weeks a few week ago and it was pure heaven. I was in a really good mood all day, not tired at all and I wasn't the slightest bit agitated by our noisy office. Today I barely got to work on time, got into a fight with my boss for making a mistake cause by me not being able to sleep for weeks now and him being overly demanding without giving me the space/time to get my work done without things slipping to the wayside.And general mismanagement but he's a boomer afraid of finally going into retirement so he constantly sabotages my work by not returning my tools and making me search the whole fucking company to gather things I need to work. Him being a micromanager without knowing shit about my work is fucking infuriating.And he's starting to get senile, keeps forgetting to do things that are CRUCIAL for me to get my work done and then shits all over me for not working "fast enough".Maybe I should just kill him so I can sleep in prison.
>>80078048She seems very likeable
>>80078371Monkeeeeys have boobs like THAT?!?!
>>80078398mf lusting after a pure animal
>>80078421Too bad I can't stand stinky animals like monkeys. I visited the zoo as a kid and when I step into the monkey room I was dry-heaving. Something my mom found hilarious. Ahjahhahhaha, my son can't stand stinky animals, ahahahhahha! Fuck off, cunt.
>>80078381Threatening to murder someone is a crime, yk?
>>80078487That wasn't a threat tho. I'm just thinking about ways to get to sleep normal hours.
>>80078499I wish you best of luck on your quest
>>80078388Yeah I wish I had a homely korean wife that liked to cook for me Life would be so tight
>>80078574North Korean or South Korean? But I agree, I really like the sound of female Korean voices. Japanese is fine too. I just can't stand the sound of Chinese voices somehow. I guess I'm kind of a racist but I'm not sure what kind.
>>80078602>North Korean or South Korean?I don't really care, I just want a homely fat grandma vibe like Maangchi (that was never a phrase I thought I'd utter, sorry Maangchi) who likes to cook her korean family recipes and whatnot.> I just can't stand the sound of Chinese voices somehow.Cantonese is the best sounding language on earth imo >I guess I'm kind of a racist but I'm not sure what kind You're the asian kind of racist, you hate one kind of asian in particular but somehow elevate the others. Everyone in asia is like you
>>80078687Maangchi makes some killer Kimchi, so, good taste, bro.Well, I'm half Japanese (and half German) so please give me credit for not being the yyyuugest racist evar.
>>80078873I am half German and half Croatian I'm only racist against anyone who was born and raised in the Anglosphere really.
>>80079040How do you feel about Muslims? I talked to a few and they gave me the ICK.One even was educated (PhD) but somehow was totally ok with killing non-believers. That made me dislike their weird religion and I would be totally ok if they would leave our civilized country.If they want to live by sandnigger rules, they can do that in the fucking desert. Not here.
>>80078371Ok but hear me out
>>80075345youre terrible at that give up
>>80079118>How do you feel about Muslims? I talked to a few and they gave me the ICK.Muslims and Jews mutilate baby dicks. They're the reason ultimately why that practice wasn't outlawed when they were outlawing female genital mutilation and so it happened to me. That's all I need to know to make a judgement on them.I don't really care to have any opinions beyond this on muslims or jews. But when they do horrible shit, it's like...is it surprising?
>>80079161Not gonna lie, when I saw an old Jew sucking the blood off an infant's baby-dick I almost vomited inside my mouth. It's so disgusting on so many levels that it blows my mind that such a person isn't getting punched into pulp by the bystanders. But they're all like: muh tradition, muh religion.Ok bud, maybe your tradition/religion is shit when it says it's ok to suck on baby-dick but that's just crazy old me I guess.At least there are many normal Jews like Ari Shaffir, so the ones with more than two brain-cells find their way to enlightenment I guess.
>>80079213The only normal type of Jew is Eric Clopper https://youtu.be/FCuy163srRc?si=x9EHXwv1me3xrnQ4There is no normal type of Jew or Muslim beyond those that hold similar views as this guy's spergout meltdown
>>80078873Your German father raped your Jap mother. You are the product of Asian woman fetishism.
>>80079338It's even worse.I'm pretty sure my father is such an NPC that he copied John Lennon in taking a Japanese chick as his wife.It get's even worse:He unironically quoted StarWars to some child from another family. Maybe it was even an adult, my memory isn't very clear about that. And it even was a Joda quote. I just smoked a tiny bowl and realized that I work on many assumptions without probing for actual real life data. Something that is second nature to me when I work, I somehow totally forgot to ...oh shit, I think the glowies are orchestrating this weird timeline.
>>80079429Please, someone tell me that someone is messing with my internet provider and is showing me fake content.This is the scary thing about Hollywood. They can "show" you things that never happened that way or cropped in a certain way to benefit their own goals. A VGA resolution is all you need, friendo.
