the zoomer girl is 19, i am 26. i just said something about her pic being egirlcore or something dumb. first two replies after i typed were sent immediately, i was in the middle of typing something. others were sent lateri didnt even know what 'L' meant, zoomer lingo is something else
>>80075751>duoliciousThat ain't no woman...
>>80075751she's negging you, doofus
>>80075751She wants to become impregnated
>>80075767yeah i thought so too but shes verified, then again if its some early tranny with tits it probably goes over that>>80075769>>80075773i dont give a shit about the girl anymore i just cant lose the argument wtf give me ideas
>>80075767Left side definitely types like a woman
>>80075767This. You're being trolled by a man kid just delete it and go on with your day.
>>80075786Ask her if she wants to get married and have children (as a joke)
>>80075751This is so hot, I wish I was talking to her
>>80075751She's a loser stop wasting your time on her and I say this as a woman
>>80075751as pathetic as i think duolicious is i think i'd probably fall in love if a girl talked down to me like this it's cute, but there's about a 90% chance it's not a woman at all.>>80075786anyways don't waste your time arguing it isn't worth it she's a loser and obviously doesn't give a shit
women dont give af enough to quintuple text you without responding, definitely a guy
Post her picture if she has one, otherwise its impossible to roast
>>80075828Agree. This is some cringe beta male behaviour.
>>80075751You got obliterated. Show us what her profile on Duolicious is like
>>80075814yeah but i cant just say 'ur a loser' thats a retard answer i need to destroy her>>80075838picrel is one of them, this one wasnt verified, she has a normal pfp that is. shes not ugly or fat or has any immediate thing for me to make fun of aside from being a retarded zoomer>>80075847retarded zoomer stuff, fortnite player uniornically, some zoomer trap 'artists', the usual. has some cringe unfunny memes as picturesshe actually came online just now and i think i have the comeback i needed, wish me luck
>>80075904GET HER PREGNANT YOU DUMMY
>>80075751> sextuple texted you>even after you went offlineHow do you do it bro? Shes so obvious in to you.
>>80075751>listen.... Ianon you type like a 16 years old girl
>>80075751https://voca.ro/1aErlyrK0d63
Just don't text her for a while, let her squirm a bit
>>80075904>retarded zoomer stuff, fortnite player uniornically, some zoomer trap 'artists', the usual. has some cringe unfunny memes as picturesliterally every woman on that godforsaken appi would just ghost, personally but if you really want to talk to her just ignore the comment and move on
>>80075751I can't fathom being 26 and dating a 19 year old. What the hell would you have in common wuth them? Skibidi toilet and tiktok shorts? What 26 year old is using tiktok and not horrifically stunted mentally?
>>80076142Pussy is the answer
>>80076142That's because you're homosexual
>>80075751>hyperaggressive brat>not a 1 word replyer>actively hitting on youmad? bro grow some balls and fucking correct her. this is THE once in a lifetime.
>>80076159>>80076168Humiliating myself and sacrificing my self respect for pussy is weak. At least be in a position to call the shots if you want pussy, don't get desperate.
>>80076193How are you humiliating yourself or sacrificing your self respect? OP didn't even respond to her
>>80076193Well OP is doing it wrong so he won't get to date her. You can only date women if you're assertive
>>80076212>>80076208It's peacocking to get a crumb of pussy. It's just really gay and enables fag behavior for males.
>>80075751anon this is playful banter. Just be like"I'd like to see you with egirl hair, but maybe that's because I'm an old groomer"
>>80075751she's hitting on you, you absurdly fumbled it>can you say the same about being oldthat was a challenge to check if you're a pussythe proper answer was anything that replied from some position of strength>I prefer the term more experienced(what I came in a split second with) to some more complicated rizz I'm not claiming to be an expert.even cringe would be better than running awaystay away from her this relationship can never work. not because of the age difference but because she wants a man and you're a pussy. just create a grindr account and learn to take it up the ass>>80076142redditor's answer. In real life for connection above 15 age doesn't matter itself, only personality/intelligence/experiences unless you're a total npcfor romance of course it's more complicated due to physical constraints, girls before 15 just aren't physically mature and above 30 their capacity to have kids starts to drop exponentially.Men have a much wider range but at some point you become too old to plan a family with - a 55 year old may still be healthy and active, but if the girl is 20 years old, in 20 years old he will be a decrepit 75 years old man while the girl will be only 40, and if they have few kids that means he won't be able to do much (or even dead) and will be an additional burden. If medicine advances so that it's no longer the case, the problem disappears.t. 34 year old with an 18 yr old gf
>>80075751HAHAHHAHAH op HAHAHAHHAyou dont know whats going on HAHAHAHAHop, heyop HAHAHAHAyou are already IN HER PANTS DOG
>>80075786>i dont give a shit about the girl anymore i just cant lose the argument>I don't want her to be attracted to me I just want some petty victory dopamineAnd that's why you're single
>>80075751>i didnt even know what 'L' meant, zoomer lingo is something else
>>80076508If I can't relate to someone, then I can't really bother with them platonically or relationship wise.Also who cares about romance, you just like each other, fuck and stay together. Romance is for women who watch Hallmark programs.
>>80075751>asking advice on 4chanyou've already lost."old">old enough to be your daddy
>>80075751> i didnt even know what 'L' meant, zoomer lingo is something elseNo, it's not "something else", just don't be slow senile boomer. It's not rocket science>>80075828> women dont give af enough to quintuple text you without responding, definitely a guyThis, women hardly double text
>>80075751Don't you faggots see how this is stealth marketing for the app?Get smart
>>80076589>>80075828Stop acting like women texting experts. We know you two only ever message your mom.
>>80075751>i didnt even know what 'L' meant, zoomer lingo is something elsebro, you are a zoomer too. Born 1997 or later? L is also pretty old lingo too
>>80076142Do people actually think a 26 year old a 19 year can't have anything in common? You realize things like sports fandoms, for example, have fans that are in their nineties and fans that are like four years old? It's just a fucking seven year age gap, it's not like one is a biker lesbian from Mars and the other is a disabled somalian pirate.
>>80076730>sports fandoms,idc about sports or sportsball. Pure corn syrup fueled nigger worship. Worthless.>age gapCulturally, what do I have in common with a 19 year old? I don't use social media and Youtube e-celebs are beneath me. I don't pay any sort of attention to anything current because it's gay zoomer nigger worship and millenials that abuse Ritalin.
>>80075792>"I might fit the basic egirl bitch type but l'm a hair dye away from that">"Really put the unk in hunk huh prettyboy">My dude>Sextuple textI'm not an expert on women but I've went through one's phone before and read their messages, they definitely don't text like this.
i dont give a shit if its a tranny or not im so fucking mad, i told her i had a gf because women are meant to get piss angry, she just saw right through the larp and called it out instantlyidk what to say anymore im gonna try and voice call her, if its a tranny ill make fun of it, but if its an actual girl idk what i can say, ill call her zoomer shell call me old then WHAT?????
>>80077306bro she wants you. You're fucking up bad.tell her "fine you caught me, by gf I meant my hand. You were a lot less mean to me in my mind a few hours ago, bully"
>>80077260>>80077306These are literally zoomer woman lingo. Men don't type like this, I don't think it's a tranny either
>>80075751>tfw no bratty teenager girlfriendholy fuck I'm gonna bust
>>80077380why are asuka cosplays the greatest thing on earth aaaaaaaah MUHHDIICKKK
I wish I was OP. I love talking to bratty girls and having a banter
>>80077466>>80077380Same, I just want Asuka to crush my skull, is it too much to ask?
>>80077361I'm a zoomer male and I'm telling you, zoomer girls do not talk like this. I even knew a BPD girl (I'm pretty sure she was at least, she took SSRIs) and she did not text like that.
>>80075751>how do you respond without sounding madlet's see...>Can you say the same about being old, hmm?>oh yeah totally, i'm basically turning to dust right now, kek>keep on making fun of my age and i'll smack you with my cane, young lass :^)actually difficult to come up with something to counter it without knowing the person, lol
tfw no persistent gf to corner me online
>>80077847i am op and i didnt scare anyone away you vaginoid nigger read the fucking thread >>80077306 retardi have her discord and im gonna vc her when i get home from work, if its a tranny im going to fucking ruin him, if its an actual woman idk what ill say but ill destroy her too
>>80077847you need to chill with the ragebait, anonor fuck off to crystal cafe with your bullshit, both workactually, is crystal cafe even up by now?
>>80077859>responding to bait so readily like thatoh shit nigga what are you doing
>>80077306Do you actually have a gf, anon?
>>80077865how am i supposed to know wtf im mad because of this teenager rat>>80077867of course not wtf i just said whatever to make her angry, idk how she immediately called bs though
>>80077881How do you get intros? I have some pretty nice pics on my profile but never get anything. Im also a little nervous to reach and out and initiate anything since my face is on there.
>>80077881>how am i supposed to knowsimple, you lurk moar and you start being able to immediately tell these shitty baits, lolfirst time in 4chan?also it's just banter, i mean i'm 28 so by comparison you're in your fucking diapers compared to me :^)but you better own up to the larp and to "being old", it's not actually a demerit in today's timesi for one am glad to have reached this age safe and soundbut do threaten to "smack her with your old man's cane" and you can shift the convo to something more spicy if you don't outright fuck it up again, loleven old men get a long, stiff cane to correct bratty girls with :^)
>>80077897i get very little intros. mainly because there is a HUGE, and i mean HUGE number of dudes on the app. you dont get intros because women dont even see your profile. i reached out to her, i got face on there too and i do it, just dont think too much about iti reached out to a bunch of girls and got 86% reply rate - i think ive only ever been legitimately ignored once. other women who didnt reply never ever logged back into the app at all. just give a try
