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My 3rd grade classroom had about 40 kids (a little over half were boys).
For valentines day, our teacher made us write a cringe paragraph about what we thought valentines day was about, then present them to the class.
Most kids wrote some cringe stuff about "love" or whatever.
I wrote a blurb about St. Valentines.
One little girl completely missed the point. When she stood up, all she said was "I like every boy in class except (anon)"
I was stunned.
Teacher said nothing and called on the next person.
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>>80076447
In middle school when I got a penis-shaped valentines card in my locker
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>>80076469
Context? Are you a girl? Was the valentine from a fag?
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>>80076476
I just opened my locker and it fell out and then I put it in someone elses locker. Yes, I'm a bio girl, don't know what difference that would make. It didn't say who it was from
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>>80076497
Did you open it? Find uot who it was from?
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>>80076447
I don't really care about being a virgin to be honest, but I think I remember in elementary school that I was rated the 2nd ugliest most likely because I was fat, and the ugliest was also fat but also an asshole. Well in high-school the ugliest grew up to be somewhat significantly taller than me in comparison to our same height in elementary school, and he was thinner and was on the football team, so in a race I wasn't playing in he won and became the chad.

I'm 99% certain being fat is the reason why I'm an incel, before I was fat I was skinny in like kingergarden and 2nd grade and 2 girls had a crush on me, too lazy to explain the full story but I even convinced the first girl to sit on my face when we were both 5. That was the closest I ever got pussy since that day.
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>>80076516
It was just a paper cut into a penis shape that said "happy valentines day" on it
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>>80076521
Well anon I was skinny af and my maxila and jaw didn't develop due to malnourishment so I look like an ugly birdman with dark circles under my eyes now. Could have been worse
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>>80076538
So what, do you hate penises? I wouldve been happy
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>>80076447
Late second grade, when I moved, and was unable to make friends. People thought I was a jerk and were not afraid to tell me.

Never had to write a paragraph for Valentine's Day, but I would have written the same thing as you, OP. We had gift exchanges, I gave stuff out to the entire class, but sometimes, some kids gave stuff to everyone but me. Sometimes it was because of food allergies, so I am not all that upset about it, but that was not the case 100% of the time.

Been rejected by 30 girls, but I think I will start on-line dating, since everything has been IRL. I do not think anything will change, but you do not know, if you do not try.
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>>80076447
I knew in highschool already. Just something off about me. Later on, I'd go on to lose my hair. Oddly I fell into a deep depression even though i thought I'd given up. Giving up hope really is hard.
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>>80076575
No, I don't, but it was not meant in a good natured way obviously so I didn't get happy.
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>>80076604
I dunno, maybe he thought you were hot. Little boys aren't very good at expressing interest.
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>>80076586
Of the girls that rejected you, how many used the "I'm a lesbian excuse"?
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>>80076644
One, but she told me who and told me to keep it quiet. She was half Indonesian and wanted to date the Brazilian girl in high school. That was a few years ago. No clue what happened, but it could have been an excuse.

You probably know my identity now as I have spoken about 20-something girls having rejected me asking them out a few times before.
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>>80076619
Then men and women really are from different planets
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>>80076678
Nah. Boys and girls just develop different. Tis just nature.
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>>80076669
I kinda don't think lesbians are real.

Every lesbian I've ever met falls into one of these categories:

1. So horrendous no man will touch
2. Bad father who abused them
3. Previously brutalized by an ex to the point they can't relax around males
4. (And this is the largest category by a huge margin) girls who identify as lesbian because it's "in style" to be some flavor of gay.
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>>80076447
>When she stood up, all she said was "I like every boy in class except (anon)"
Fucking brutal but funny as fuck
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when i turned 16 i told my childhood friend "i never tough i would live this long". he was shocked and told me to seek help.
now i am 36 and soon 8 months sober. i have absolutely no idea how to view this life anymore. mostly really i can blame myself for wasting my youth to drugs and alcohol.
bitter taste of black coffee and cigarettes, that's all i feel and somehow that keeps sane.
i hope i can recover and i can rebuild my life
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>>80076810
Yeah but, considering the girl, I wasn't so much offended as I was just surprised.

Her name was "Samika". Black girl, stank, frequently had lice due to shitty hygiene. Bullet dodged.

I thinking more "did I ask?" LOL

But, I guess that pretty much set the tone for my social life in that town going forward.
I spent the next 6 years on the same social rung as one of those Hindu untouchables.
Pokemon was huge them and everybody wanted to trade via link cable at recess. One of my clearest memories from back then was being so excited my mom got me a link cable for my birthday only to get to school and discover that it had already been preemptively agreed upon by the entire student body that I was not to be interacted with even for something as common as pokemon. My mother was really confused and concerned when I asked her to return the cable a week later.
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>>80076797
Might be category four, I tend not to think about it that much. All I know is that I have dated 30 out of millions of young women and I started asking girls out when I was 11, so that could be part of the issue too.
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when i consumed do not consume and do not consume expansions
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>>80076521
I used to be chubby in school, then lost weight after and still didnt get any luck with women, not I've regained the weight, nothing has changed
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>>80076521
Imagine if you got 2nd grade pussy
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>>80076669
>Rejected by 30 women
Either you were asking out supermodels or you are ugly.

Try on-line, though.
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>>80076521
i wasnt fat, but had absolutely terrible fucking acne
shit bursting on my face tier
once the roastie principal asked me if i was in an accident, because my face was bloody

ofc my genius omnipotent mother forced me to go to school everyday and finally agreed to get me antibiotics, the only thing that helped, when i finished junior high
ive spent 3 years of school constantly covering my face with my hands

it never started and i hate my parents
doubly so, because they dont know any better



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