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What the hell do i do in my position. I have got stuck at 5"3 with the fucking twink phenotype, and am not even a fag. Literally like the bastard in the picture but with normal eyes(stole off that cut thread). So what on earth am i meant to do from this point, too old to grow anymore or anything like that? Actual advice not just become gay or femboy shit.
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>>80076500
Buddy, if you got nice hair. Do the femboy thing. Goth women love it. I'm 5'7 and I'd trade my height away if I could play that card. Only issue you'll have is age.
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if you're younger than 22 start taking hgh/mk677
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>>80076500
EXERCISE, FORCE YOURSELF TO GROW BEARD (use the bald person meds on amazon on your face for 6 months to a year), and stop being so sweet and nice

become rugged
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>>80076697
now he's deformed and stands at a proud 5'5
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>>80076500
I'm a 6'2 guys who can grow a baldo with very masculine face and I would give it away for a twink face. That's all women want nowadays. You need a gothmommy
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>>80076500
Start reading some philosophy, you're gonna need to find healthy copes.
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>>80076736
Not OP but I hate how ppl say
>just get an alt gf
How? How do you do that?
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>>80076714
unironically, worth it.
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>>80076706
>Trying to make yourself look more masculine when you're 5'3
That's one of the dumbest recommendations I've ever seen.
If you're 5'3 you should try to keep yourself as girly as possible so you can hook up with women who are into androgynous guys. Making yourself look rugged and hairy at 5'3 would be working against what you have instead of using it to your advantage. A 5'3 guy who looks like a girl has way more sexual market value than a 5'3 guy who looks like a dwarf.
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>>80076500
take hrt and date an ftm
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>>80076500
>Waaah waaah I have been blessed with genetics that could grant me riches, attention and affection but I WANT SOMETHING DIFFERENT WAAAH WAAAH
Sorry opie I'm trying really hard to find some sympathy for you but my pockets are empty.
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So after reading the comments, I am pretty definite i am fucked. Too old for the height drugs even. So either trans drugs and deformity or becoming a femboy twink for a goth. Either way i am getting pegged probably. At least i am already leg hairless so I don't have to shave or that shit.
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>>80077012
>take hrt and date an ftm
holy shit, this
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>>80076500
my advice? come back to bed honey, I'm ready for seconds.
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>>80077304
you don't have to get pegged, some FTMs will just fuck you in the amazon position instead.
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>>80076500
try putting oyurself out there in places with lots of mean women. Mean women tend to like twinks
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>>80076819

Compliment the trinkets and doodads they carry around. Easy conversation starter. If they're attracted the conversation continues. Keep talking until you end up together alone.
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idk what to tell you, dude. normally i tell dudes to lift, it fixed a lot of my problems and should fix a lot of other dudes problems.

but 5'3? as in 160cm? if youre older than 21, there is nothing you can do. lifting wont do shit for that. its a tricky place to be

>im not a femboy
reconsider, but unironically. im not a fag but if i were faced with being 160cm, its the only choice id have without being ridiculed for my entire life
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>>80078614
You know your fucked when even the /fit/ bastards tell you its too late for you. And yeah i am too old to grow anymore so im stuck here, at least i am not super hairy so i dont look like a literal dwarf.
>>80078527
For fucks sake your definitely a man as well.
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>>80076500
What you do is you be my boyfriend! Or you get into femdom.
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>>80076500
start hrt anon
>inb4 but that will make me a tranny or a faggot!
only if your will is weak
the hivemind won't consume you unless you let it
no one would respect a 160cm masculine creature like you are destined to become as of now
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>>80076500
that is lee hooni, you should read the manhwa suicide boy where he is from.
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literally just take estrogen

it likely won't make you androphilic
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Dont listen to these people dont be a troon kill yourself or marry a mexican bitch who dont talk back
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>>80081110
Unironically true. You'd think female hormones would make you want to get fucked by men since they're female hormones.
But all the research on that topic says that you almost always just retain whatever sexuality you started with. Sexuality seems to be determined in the womb.
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>>80081110
actually a lot of trannies do turn bi, but it's probably just because they were bi all along and they just gave themselves permission to be. like I'm a little bit bi as a man but if I woke up as a woman tomorrow I would be much more bi than I am, because guys would suddenly become a much larger partner pool for me and there's more interesting stuff you can do with em.
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>>80076714
>deformed
How? Explain.
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>>80076500
Didn't stop him, a sub 5'5" Italian guy from scoring it big and getting a Jewish New Yorker wife
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>>80076500
Have you considered simply not giving a fuck? This problem is only a problem for as long as you make it a problem.
Alternatively, start training yourself into homosexuality. Your husband will protects and provide for you. You're gonna have to learn to cook though.



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