Sorry I wasn't on /r9k/ yesterday, it also happened to be a internet-fast day. But now you can all make up for it. Let the gifts roll in, I deserve them. And no one is allowed to say rude annoying comments today to me. Otherwise, as you know, the Birthday Monster will come and break your kneecaps and slither his tentacles up thine butthole: many such cases.Come now, and all women on this board especially need to affirm my masculinity. Don't send me any boob hand-heart photos though, I'm too pure and my virgin eyes cannot away with such things. But here is the gift I want, I want some good long videos I can download and take home since I have not internet at home.Also, I made a promise 10 years ago that I would not use 4chan anymore when I turned 30, which extended to all social internet. Yea, you all have but one year left to befriend me. Then you shall see my face no more. "Who are you?" Don't you know me? I'm notourious /r9k/ user "Finklebutterstein" You all have my leaks I'm sure, my face reveal and nudes and the video showing off my stolen panties collection (child panties, I be not some gross hag-lover). And I know most of you here have been backstabbed by me, but that is only because you deserved it. Indeed the moment I am able to betray you, I will. I'm not sure why I have no friends, but I think it's because it's hard for someone of my intelligence to relate to... you people. Nevertheless you still have one year to become my friend, so do your best.
NO ONE IS COMING TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY! YOU'RE ALL TRAITORS! I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!I just wanted delusional psychopaths on /r9k/ to attend my party and you have cast away my friendship offer. I hope you're all pleased with your disgusting selves!If the world isn't going to love me I'll teach it to fear me instead. Go ahead and make stupid posts all you want, but one day when you're sitting in your house feeling all safe and secure, then you'll look over and I'll be there, doing stuff!
finklebutterstein doesnt give any results in the archive so i lost interest
>>80076674Hmph! Clearly you're just not old enough to remember! I am the most famous name on /r9k/ anyone who is worth their salt here knows the name Finklebutterstein, oh foolish anonymous, if only you knew. And now that you have made your rude arrogant post, prepare your knees caps, for your judgement cometh and the Birthday Monster takes no pleas.
