/r9k/ - GOONING IS DEATH! RIP GOONING - ROBOT9001

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GOONING IS DEATH! RIP GOONING 01/16/25(Thu)12:08:58 No.80077146

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GOONING IS DEATH! RIP GOONING Anonymous 01/16/25(Thu)12:08:58 No.80077146 Archived

First it was the purge of amateur porn on the global internet. Then it was the rise of OnlyFans girls. Then it was AI slop. When I'm gooning I am scrolling through 500 videos/thumbnails a minute. Within 0.01 seconds I can detect, based on the thumbnail, if a video is worth watching. This is a power veteran gooners learn.

For every 5000 videos I can find 1 decent short clip. This is a ratio of 1:5000. Gooning discord servers are 95% boomers that still watch Brazzers-tier porn like Mia Khalifa. Gooning is no more.

Anonymous
01/16/25(Thu)12:14:24 No.80077182

Anonymous 01/16/25(Thu)12:14:24 No.80077182

>>80077146
imagine people 500 years from now finding out about 'gooning' through some archaelogical excavation of the internet. either they will think we were total slave cattle or they will be so fucked themselves that it'll be a quaint reminder of how humanity ended

Anonymous
01/16/25(Thu)12:15:35 No.80077187

Anonymous 01/16/25(Thu)12:15:35 No.80077187

Part of me is thankful for the destruction of all that slop. The gooner side of me is thinking "wtf are you talking about, gooning is NOT dead".

Anonymous
01/16/25(Thu)12:37:55 No.80077356

Anonymous 01/16/25(Thu)12:37:55 No.80077356

read this as gooning to death and got excited for a minute