>>80077259
It's going to be stinky

>>80077259
This is actually a solid idea.

Imagine some place where you have complete privacy to goon your heart out with sex toys and drugs and maybe other people too.

>>80077284
I will install smegma aromizers for this exact purpose.
The phermone infused goon scent will drive up the horny levels and make for repeat customers

>>80077302
Yes, you could choose to wear a cool mask to hide your identify if you wish. Goon in privacy or choose a group-gooning session for socializing aspect.
Goonettes get free entrance

>>80077259
Hire free use femboy wait staff, and have guidelines/uniforms akin to Hooters.
>Wait staff must wear revealing, tight clothing/uniform at all times. Employees must have painted toe and finger nails. Wear make up. Be within a certain weight. Extremely receptive to sexual advances. Staff must wear a wig, or have hairstyle pre- approved by manager at all times. Staff must be on prep for duration of employment, to prevent stds. Staff are encouraged to use cute, feminine voices when interacting with customers as much as possible.
>Utilize sissy hypno inspired onboarding videos
>Design training system with said styled videos to improve wait staff "hospitality"

Other than that? Individual computer cubicles, or group options would probably be what you're looking for as far as layouts go. Keep it clean, have those femboys clean the dried cum, and other things each night, amd you got yourself a thriving business.

>>80077337
Sounds fun, I will post a job offer at /lgbt/

>>80077354
If you could work out a room/board aspect too a lot of them would 100% work their dirt cheap, just treat them well/look out for them. That, and offer rooms for gooners to "stay the night". Maybe a cyber love hotel? Best of luck man.

>>80077372
GoonHotel
GoonPub
Holy shit, it could be an entire chain specifically designed for sad, horny fucks to socialize and goon together. Maybe offer single use sex-toys or bodypillows for extra price.
GoonCinema - special nights where instead of watching football in a pub, incels would gather to goon together to their favorite hentai