/r9k/ - Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

01/16/25(Thu)15:19:48 No.80078944

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Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.

Anonymous
01/16/25(Thu)15:22:56 No.80078975

Anonymous 01/16/25(Thu)15:22:56 No.80078975

kinda unrelated but everytime I got random boners as a teen I thought of fields of dead babies being crushed and it always suppressed it

Anonymous
01/16/25(Thu)15:25:32 No.80079001

Anonymous 01/16/25(Thu)15:25:32 No.80079001

>>80078944
I masturbate with a showerhead so technically it's not me sexually pleasuring myself, it's just a random side affect of water flowing.

Anonymous
01/16/25(Thu)15:27:47 No.80079018

Anonymous 01/16/25(Thu)15:27:47 No.80079018

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>>80079001
you're sexually abusing the water

Anonymous
01/16/25(Thu)15:28:56 No.80079024

Anonymous 01/16/25(Thu)15:28:56 No.80079024

>>80078944
Good I have done it 5 times today. will do it again rn

Anonymous
01/16/25(Thu)15:33:14 No.80079068

Anonymous 01/16/25(Thu)15:33:14 No.80079068

>>80078944
No, anon, God doesn't kill kittens each time you coom. But he be cooming into that kitten, making it explode like a frog pumped up with a compressor.
Amen.

Anonymous
01/16/25(Thu)15:36:27 No.80079105

Anonymous 01/16/25(Thu)15:36:27 No.80079105

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>>80078975
i think of that fat hairy chick that posts here and on /soc/. she's like the least sexy thing imaginable

Anonymous
01/16/25(Thu)15:39:54 No.80079137

Anonymous 01/16/25(Thu)15:39:54 No.80079137

>>80078975
I thought it would make you harder. Very disappointing, anon, you are a fucking normie.