>Be me>American visiting family in the United Kuckdom>Driving to their house>Pull up at intersection>Picrel>This shitty country actually has no handgun signs at intersections>What, do they think i'm black or something?>Im not going to be carrying a handgun in my damn rental car>The TSA already inspected my penis for contraband before the flight anyways.>So anyway I turn left, in the dark, into the narrowest road ever>Theres some shithead blocking the entire road directly facing me>So with all my might, I speed up to 100 on the speedometer>They use metric over here so its actually really slow>Crash head on with some idiot in a range rover (jeet owned)>Rental car flips and lands in a ditch>Pack of zoomers drive past the wreck>"You cant park there maet!">Im not parked here, asshole! I need help!>Where's the "free" healthcare when you need it?>Range rover guy squeezes himself out of his wrecked car like an octopus>He looks like a pink Shrek>So does his wife>Police arrive at the scene>ElloElloElloWhatsAllThisThen.mpeg>Mr and Mrs Shrek get arrested for being white>I'm spared for not being white somehow>Bitch please, they get sunburn even though theres no sun, I get a nice olive tan.Im still stuck in this car, waiting for the ambulance. They only operate from 8.30 to 6 though.
>>80079349>drivingif you have a driver license, you need to go back failed normie
