>be me>horny as all heckers>want to lose my virginity but nothing has worked so far>be on tinder even tho I haven't had any luck>be depressed swiping and find the profile of my fat ugly cousin>laugh at her shitty attempt to find love since she's actually pretty fucking ugly>decide to swipe right for the fuck of it>we match so send her a message and joke around a bit>after a while she admits she just wants to lose her virginity and tell her I do to>one thing leds to another and agree to take each other's virginity and keep it as a secret>she tells me when my aunt are uncle aren't home and go there>lose my virginity but feel disgusted afterwards but at least I achieved this milestone>be later and she wants to repeat it but tell her I don't want to do it again and we should just forget about it>at this point I'd rather still be a virgin>be later she tells me she's late on her period so she took a pregnancy test and came out positive>she also tells me we should tell our parents and start planning for the futureAnons i dont know what the fuck am i going to do. I cant just bail and disappear from her life cause she's family so she'll always find me and also my family is based as fuck so there's no chance of an abortion i am so fucked im crying right now
holy shit anon are you dense
thats hilarious i hope this isnt a larp
