Can a bottom tell me what bussy smells and tastes like?

>started going to the gym
>catch myself looking at twinks and trying to time it so we are in the shower at the same time
???

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Level 70 kirby

>>80080137
Everyone can see you looking, you know

>>80080037
probably like shitt

>>80080143
Truth, people think they are being sneaky, im just too socially anxious to say anything.

>>80080143
Dont say that! Or are you saying they deliberately tease me?

>>80080156
Imagine dirty little spic staring you down

I'd feel happy to have a cute twink staring at me. I'm so ugly that no one would.

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I would feel weirded out if anyone started at me because it's creepy. And if they don't know me it's more disgusting because there is no chance they're looking at you as a person, it's just coombrain lust.

I don't feel good when people eyeing me even if it's cute men, they probably feel repusled because I'm not a chad femboy bottom.

>>80080360
I would walk away, im genuinely too anxious to speak up about anything.

I think twinks are to blame. Dont wear short shorts at the gym that show your hairless legs or shirts thats show your armpits

I say I'd do one thing but in all reality I'd do something else. No way would I ever be even slightly openly homosexual in public.

>>80080469
Probably. It doesnt bother me enough to stop dressing like that though.

>>80080410
The longer I stare the more likely I am to capture the essence of you as a person

>>80080469
control your eyes, unlike women they are wearing that stuff to be comfortable while working out.

if i saw a twink at the gym i would leave forever and kill myself when i got home

>tfw no bf to drag my fat ass to the gym and watch me die on a treadmill.

>>80080519
Are you a bottom or top? If you are a top, do it yourself. No bottom will want a lazy fuck they have to boss around.

>>80080532
Actually the best kind of bottom is the one who likes to do that instead of being the personality equivalent of a cute sticker of a cat that keeps falling off because the glue dried wrong

>>80080532

I'm... myself. and I am a very lazy fuck.

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The old man who works nights at the supermarket and is always nice to me said he's retiring in a few weeks meow kinda sad

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>>80080540
Hey that's me ai er el yay

are possum noses wet and cold like cats' are meow? Do they show affection by licking?

>>80080540
Im a bottom. How am I being submissive if I have to force you to work out? A "bottom" who does that is a top who secretly sees you as a dog. Truth nuke.

>>80080574
the bottom way of doing is refusing sex until you get into better shape. make you work for the bussy.

>>80080574
It's almost like there are dominant bottoms and submissive tops and penetration isn't personality

>>80080585
>>80080595
Tfw I lost an argument on 4chan

i would probably go crazy trying to date any of you motherfuckers i know i'm crazy but fuck

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>>80080570
Probably. They show affection by slubbing.

https://youtu.be/_pw2J2cGzWg

>>80080610
is that like cats rubbing themselves (really their scent glands) on you?

Meow meow rape gangrape meow

>>80080620
Yeah they have the scent glands in their cheeks.

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>>80080623
So true real meow you're such a whore I hope you get raped to desu you slutty little minx

>>80080625
I would love to pet a possum some time. I wonder what their fur feels like.

are possum noses *suck* wet *fap fap* and cold like cats' *suck* are meow *hawk tuah*? Do they *suck* show affection *suck suck* by licking? *swallows*

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niggatron

>>80080595
I call them inferior defects

>>80080650
Coarse maybe
>>80080663
Aww someone is jelly

>>80080609
Who are the crazies here except meow?

link the personalityfags to their mental illness(es)

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>>80080684
Ay fuck you buddy

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There is this stray cat downtown that looks almost exactly like my cat and I played with him 2 days in a row. Maybe the worst day about not leaving the house today was not seeing him.

r9gay field trip to Helsinki and meow can be our tour guide. What do you say ol' possum?

>>80080775
There is nothing to see here and I don't want to see you guys you're aleays so mean

>>80080703
They are quite open about their diagnosis so not that hard *yawn*

>>80080671
Because you're boring and conceited

MY FEET REALLY STINK sorry caps

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I like man but I hate interacting with people

>>80080834
You are a crude mockery of nature's perfection

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I don't wanna fall asleep I wanna be sleeping

I'm dreading tomorrow to find out just how sick my cat is. I can only hope it isn't cancer. She said it just be an upset gut and I did change their food recently (store was out of the brand I normally get so I had to get another and it was right before a snow storm so I couldn't be picky)

>>80080986
if you're lucky you will outlive everyone of those nine cats

>>80081096

the youngest are 8 years old. Considering most cats live to 14-16 and the longest I've had one live was 17, almost 18. That's at most 10 years, likely less. I can almost certainly do that.

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i'm drunk as fuck, ask me anything I'm desperate for gay boy attention pwease....

>>80081587
ok, why did you get drunk on a thursday night?

>>80081612
because Lynch died and I want to drunk watch one of his movies. (2 of them if I don't fall asleep)

>>80081634
ah interesting. yeah i've been meaning to watch twin peaks, wonder if it's back on netflix?

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>>80081634
David lunch

Lol

>>80081691
I love him so much..........
>>80081677
I don't know.... I'm a nerd so i pirate his movies..

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It's the honest barring
I burn the tin, that vitamin
That thing-thing
I stretch the line skin thin
Leviathan

>>80081885
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=712movFdPe0

Stream Spahn Dirge

Also Spahn Ranch

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>>80081921
print this

Why is /r9gay/ so slow lately? the holidays are over

Need someone to pour all of my affection into and clamber on top of like a monkey climbing a tree

where my niggaz at

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>>80083002
WHATS GOOD NIGGUH

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>>80083058
who you calling a nigger

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My face has gotten visibly older by like 3 years but at least my jewfro looks better and hasn't balded yet. I look just kinda a jewmutt I don't really see the brown in me.

>>80082482
Hopefully this pedo general is finally dying.

we seem to get most of of our posts in a flurry of activity vs a steady trickle now. I wonder why?

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>>80083538
BECAUSE EVERYONE HERE IS A NORMIEFAG UNLIKE US FEW TRUE GAYCELS

>>80083538
>>80082482
I just came back. I can tell you why I left, might be the same as a lot of other people.

>>80083581
can we get a trugaycel poster list?

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>>80083700
maybe me me and me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3SBGjZZINI

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I'm a bit sleepy tonight but when I wake up I'm going death con 3 ON FAKECELS

>>80083689
ok Why did you leave?

>>80080574
I don't really mind taking charge and being assertive in everyday life as long as my fbf "dominates" me in the bedroom and at home. But I don't really want to date a coward.

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Good morning thread, what's on your little gay minds today?

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>>80084578
Can't sleep, just jerked off, somewhat pissed off, and listening to new romantic music. You?

>>80084587
Watching anime and gonna wash my hair today, but not much else. What music are you listening to?

>>80084607
https://youtu.be/7J51vQ0KLBg?si=QQXJyNwHnRVVcS4f

I'm kinda just a bit sad.

>>80084616
I will listen to it once this anime episode is over ^^.

>>80084616
Comfy music anon, usually when I am sad I listen to normalfag music I suppose, or just nothing at all.

wanna be choked right now hnnnng

https://youtu.be/NhpnB4ZSpU0

I listen to aggressive music when sad yay or sad music but mad music cheers me up yay

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i need a bf so bad

everyday without a bf to love me is just suffering. I guess I need someone to connect on a deeper emotional level too, that's what I really want. someone who wouldn't leave me.

>>80084797
i wanna be choked at the same time while I choke my fbf :>

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I woke up more powerful today. My energy tanks have finally filled up.

>>80081634
I hate how r9gay is how I find this out
>>80082482
It's better than multi hour long meltdowns and arguments with bots. If most posts here are shit, at least let it be slow
>>80083538
No one posts in mutt hours except euro night owls, who seem to be going to bed earlier lately

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But it's all irrelevant
I burn the spoon, that medicine
Here's the evidence

>tfw no practice bf

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Pic rel is why I hate homosexuals

>>80077978
Is only fapping to 4chan users based or cringe?

>>80084211
You guys started obsessing over thread celebs hard and I realized I wasn't into that.

are FtMs evil

All humans are evil at their base self, and to describe a human as truly kind is impossible, so yes.

Vagueposting ones are more evil than others

Kiwi rebranded as geocel and is crying how he can't get a gf because he lives in new zealand lol

>>80085740
As intelligent beings in possession of logic and reason, we are what creates and assigns values to things. In a vacuum, humans are intrinsically good because our valuations are what determine what is good in the first place.

>>80086061
All human nature is intrinsically selfish, we cannot attribute ourselves are good by our own definition of it. In a vacuum, humans are not good or bad, we "are" not at all.

Lay down your terms you government worm

i love anime cons so much bros nothing beats getting to talk to other people about gay ships and stuff irl with people equally obsessed

I thought that would mostly swarmed with fujos but good on you for going to one I guess.

yall niggas need to choke on my smegma covered dick

>tfw ugly bastard but no smegma thanks to being cut.

can't even properly ugly bastard maxx, it's over.

I think having a smegma bf (even if he's a bit of ugly bastard) is a cute idea, but I won't have one because I'm not a chad (bottom).

Uh no, gross. I want to suck clean or maybe slightly sweaty pp and not have to taste nasty dick cheese because he won't take a shower.

you're both gay homofags for thinking about putting pps near ur mouth

Tommy Williams from Shawshank bf

>>80087295
never saw it, he cute tho.

I'm uncircumcised and yet never ever get smegma even after not showering for days I think it might have something to do with me having phimosis but my cock does get really smelly though especially my pre cum

I just want to know about my cat already. I hate sitting around and waiting for a phone call.

>>80086899
>gay ships
Please neck yourself I hate this part of the community

>>80087680
nah I am sustained by discussing the dynamics and which ones people prefer and sitting down together to watch and sing along to the youtube animatics

smelly smegma twink bf where are you

I just want a fat hairy neet to move in, eat all my food, never bathe and sexually and violently abuse me at every hour of the day

I just want a nice man to treat me like a pet dog

I want a cute bratty bottom twink to tease me sexually until I can't take it anymore and am forced to rape him

If I hear you talk with food in your mouth, I'm going to slap the shit out of you

i talk with shit in my ass

I catch your slap with my chopsticks without even looking up from my food or stopping the conversation

I want an x y z bf, but I can't because I'm not a a b c chad bottom bf.

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I think I'm going to help cute Russian and Ukranian boys escape conscription by letting them legally marry me so they can come to my country (which allows both gay marriage and polygamy).
But in return they all have to be my wives(male) and have sex with me. What do you think of my plan? I think it's flawless.

>>80087955
slavs are very homophobic, you're going to get beat up.

>>80087955
> (which allows both gay marriage and polygamy)
wtf?
i like it but you save some american boys (or just me your call) from the inevitable collapse as well

>>80087961
Surely a homophobic Slav wouldn't marry a gay man in the first place
>>80087982
Of course, Americans are hot too

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>it's not about the size of your dream, or how noble it is, it's about how bad do you want it
Never underestimate the determination of a horny virgin loser

Americans are mutilated and brown sadly

not brown only mutilated, need uncut bf to save me

some brown boys can be kinda cute tho

Need bratty bottom boy to hold me down and sit on my face please

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>>80088137
ok but(t)...how do you breathe?

Meow where bf meow

>>80088176
By breathing the bottom boy stink also why did you post a pic of a top sitting on a guys face that's just gross and I'm not into bara

>>80088208
he could be a bottom you never know!
the real reason is that when i looked up facesitting on gelbooru all the others we're either too lewd or too ugly

thoughts on bara bottom x twink top

the ultrasound+x-rays to see if the cat has cancer or not will be 600 some dollars and I already paid 400 some yesterday for the exam and blood work. I have to do it though.

>>80088248
Wtf that's lewd as fuck dummy

>>80088257
I think it would be okay if it's just oral sex but anal with a huge muscular dude just seems weird and gross
>>80088248
I just really want to be teased and facesitted by a cute twink bottom

>>80088279
no the others were more lewd they showed butt cheeks

>>80088311
But that's the best part of a boy?

i hope my fbf takes as good care of me as story takes of his cats

>>80088311
And cockmusk is less lewd to you? Stoopid

>>80088336
maybe the cat got cancer because story made them live in filth? I can't imagine just how filthy and disgusting his house is.

>>80087955
Isn't that pretty illegal? You're gonna get caught you know? And how are you going to take care of all those immigrants financially? They most likely can't work since they're new to the country, and they won't stay cute forever so onlyfans or whatever isn't a long term solution.

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>>80079942
Technically bisexual but close enough. In the past month I revived head from 2 dudes and both times I fount it kinda underwhelming. It wasn't TERRIBLE but I certainly wouldn't call it amazing either. I couldn't nut either time. The first time we had to cut it short because his jaw was getting sore (I'm 8 inches hard, 6 soft. Yes I know I'm a freak of nature). The second guy seemed to actually know what he was doing but I just couldn't nut that time either. Has anyone else experienced this? Am I just not that into guys or am I defective? Am I not sensitive enough or something?

>>80088257
Love wins or whatever as long as they are happy good for them why should I care and try to control other people's relationships?

>>80088380
Ask on lgbt dumb faggot this is the incel board remember u idjit.

>>80088380
Cool. Fuck away and kill yourself binigger

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Give me attention wawawaaa

Masturbate for the second time today or watch youtube and jerma compilations until bed?
>>80088447
Was the crucifixion necessary?

>>80088487
Yes Absolutely why wouldn't it be

>>80088491
I don't think the punishment is equal the to crime, you hear?

>>80088496
You don't think period

>>80088512
I actually think too much, it's no good for me I wish I could turn my brain off :(.

>>80088496
actually the punishment is just wearing the sign the he demanded the crucifixion himself because he's a dramatic little attention slut (i knlw because that's what i'd do)

>>80088522
Fair enough I suppose, you do you mang.

I like twinks. Any twinks lurking?

>>80088518
Meow
>>80088522
So true me too

ro ro ro your robot gently down the screen, gayily gayily gayily life is but a...

>>80088596
Me too but I'm straight which for some reason seems to bother a lot of bottoms when I show interest in them

it wouldn't bother me at all, but you wouldn't ever show interest in someone as ugly as me :(

>>80088615
show me your tummy and butt

>>80088620
Describe your physique and height then if you're ugly and not faking

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give me the sex and I will be satisfied

if you don't I will make a plan to kill you

>>80088633
Camwhoring isn't allowed on r9k unless you're meow the mods make an exception for him since he's a tranny but I have received compliments on my ass before which doesn't mean anything to me since I'm a top

>>80088677
I will make you my bottom

>>80087955
i was going to post myself in that thread but pussied out lol

it's 4pm est, what has r9gay usually accomplished this time of day? i got up at 9:30 and then played vidya until now

>>80088711
I went shopping and shoveled some snow during a blizzard and saved some new twink porn
>>80088696
Not possible I can't get off to that

>>80088722
>Not possible I can't get off to that
I will make you feel so small and cute you will like it i think

>>80088733
I only like being dominated by bratty teasing cute bottoms sorry

>>80088765
I will force you to sit on my boner and keep kissing your cheeks while you struggle to escape my bear hug eventually you will give in i think

Chadbot whines about bottoms having it so easy yet refuses to bottom how curious

Women have it easier too but it doesn't mean I'm going to cut my dick off and pretend to be one

>>80088815
Okay but anybody can bottom

>>80088647
Best I can do is a kiss on the cheek.

>>80088841
I can't because my anus hasn't been trained or stretched and I can't feel sexual pleasure from it so it wouldn't be bottoming it would be rape

>>80088647
>give me the sex and I will be satisfied
You have the video source? I can't find it

>>80088890
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpjNz8VrXFk&t=1428s

you are welcomed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMuTvoD1QNs
perfect bf

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Bored but not bored enough to devise a plan to win the Nobel prize

Winning the nobel prize by destroying the internet.

>>80088869
Train it then duh

>>80088208
His sexuality is not your fetish; you can't judge gayboys by how they look just because you're a prisongay loser

tell my fat ass to cook after spending so much money on the cat please. I only have hamburgers or frozen pizza but the last thing I need is to go out.

>>80089005
Not possible since I'm not a bottom
>>80088967
Why didn't you choose a sempsons character that wasn't a child?

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If you destroy the internet I can never pic rel

>>80089024
Cook big man your cats will be disappointed in you if you don't.
>>80089029
It's for the betterment of humanity.

>>80089020
Not prisongay I'm straight and try telling that to all the bottoms here who judge me by how I look and refuse to fuck me just because I'm not 6ft

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Alright gentlemen of r9gay I am going to bed/sleep, see you tomorrow! Remember to be kind to yourself, you're all you got after all.

>>80088248
So your solution was to post a gross muscletard bara lmao
>>80088283
You get one storyanon bottom
>>80088331
That would be the penis, breeder

>>80089065
Try applying it to yourself hypocrite whore

>>80089051
Chadbot, you exposed yourself as prisongay once again and we already knew you like femboys so you deserve all the rejections you get and will continue to get because you don't want any other bottoms and constantly get caught lying about it

How does one revive head?

>>80089070
Storyanon would kill me either intentionally like he did his mother or unintentionally by going near his dilapidated shithole he calls home and he'd never accept someone as his bf anyways because he's too damaged

And you only say penis because you're a bottom
>>80089084
Never said prisongay I said straight I am heterosexual and I've tried to date normal twinks not just femboys and they also ignored me

>>80088596
I don't like you. Will you keep lurking so I dnt have to see your dumb posts?

>>80089112

I never harmed my mother and if you wanted I could get a hotel or something.

>>80089119
old bottom seething

>>80089112
Again you confirm you wouldn't consider non twinks or femboys because you only want 10/10 bottoms making you a volcel lmao lying cunt. Rott in hell

>>80089133
No, just a twink who doesn't like shallow idiots

>>80089026
How do you know maybe you just have internalized bottomphobia

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>>80089142
>No, just a twink who doesn't like shallow idiotss

>>80088711
I don't care about your fake time zone

>>80089165
What a selfown lol

>>80088785
>anon gets rejected by chadbot
AM I THE ONLY TRUECEL IN THIS GENERAL???

>>80089209
consent doesn't matter

>>80089112
I'm not a bottom, I don't do anal or want anything to do with someone's shit factory because I'm not into shit like you

>>80089124
He will reject you like he did say bottoms that isn't a 10/10 femboy

>>80089124
How would this work when you're physically incapable of sex because of your piles ridden arse?
>>80089134
I said I'm heterosexual so me not being attracted to homosexual sexual content does not make me a vocel keep copeing
>>80089161
I already know I have bottomphobia because bottoms hate me for not being chad and it makes me wish they were dead
>>80089244
Did you reply to the wrong post or something what are you talking about?

I hate bottoms why don't they like me the stupid whores I wish they would die there is 0 reasons for them not to like me

>>80089349
This but unironically I've been nothing but nice to bottoms and they all hate me for not being born with perfect genetics like it's some how my fault

>>80089368
>Nothing but nice
>I hope they die
Which is it

>>80089417
I was nice then they all insulted me and abused me and rejected me then I started to hate them so nice first then hate now

Alright you gays, i need your help. I have been given the advice as a 5"3 twink body that i need to take the femboy pill and go down that route or ill end up alone for ever.. So what are you lot into and all as thats what your into it should be your area of expertise. Like what to wear and how to act. Could Really help a lad out here so please help.

>>80089495
I'd like it if you became my bf even though I'm not a chad

>>80089495
Wear a noose and jump off a chair

well the vet called, she said the blood work looked good but the cat some pancreatitis and I'll get her an antibiotic tomorrow. That said she also does believe it's more than likely cancer she felt during the exam and I'll take her in next week for the x-ray/ultrasound to confirm.

I don't like this.... I know they all have to go sometime and she's a 14ish year old cat but she is just the friendliest cat I've ever had.

>>80089495
Don't go gay unless you're actually gay, which you are not. I would love a straight femboy top bf but I'm gay so it wouldn't work.

>>80089495
you're not gay, dumbass
find a woman who isn't constantly testing you for weakness (they exist) and just bee yourself
a performative action is not a personality and you'd never be able to keep that up in the presence of an intimate partner

a 5'3 guys is going to have major problems landing a girl that said if you are aren't gay you can't force yourself to be gay. It would better to just be alone and focus on yourself.

back on my bullshit

>>80090289
He would have no problems if he had sex with me and dated me so long as he's okay with non chads

>>80090591
Well what's your guys' opinion on it? worth it or not?

>>80091669
all sex is terrible unless either you're intoxicated, the other person is extremely attractive, or you have strong feelings for them

rather than deal with another person I'd sooner just jerk off and maybe dildo my ass if I'm in the mood for something inside me.

>>80089495
>5"3 twink body
You fucking bitch, if you were gay, you'd have tons of bfs because you're a chad femboy.

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I finished painting for the night and ate some pizza, will probably pick up again tomorrow. If I can end up with a good product I'd be very happy.

How are my fellow true gaycels doing tonight?

my current mood: "She gon' take it up the ass, like a ventriloquist"

I guess I should go to bed, I have to take the cat in for it's antibiotic shot in the morning. I can still hardly believe I might lose a cat pretty soon. I'm not sure I can handle it even though it's been nearly two years since mom passed.

>>80092343
You complain about chad femboys yet refuse to talk to me and tell me your height and stats curious

>>80091669
Never had sex but it all sounds gross I just want to cuddle and watch stuff gayly with someone I love, butt sex is probably going to have to be a thing for that to happen though unfortunately

>>80091669
"I'm straight, should I have sex with men?"
>

>>80092412
Too big/too fat to be a lovable bottom-leaning partner in a relationship, go figure.

>>80092740
How tall and how fat tell us anon

I am literally only useful as a learning experience for other people.
I exist to be the guy who teaches people what is unhealthy and bad; I exist to be a bad memory for people who will be happy without me in the future. I never improve, I never get better, but everyone who ever does anything with me inevitably will.

>>80092780
6'4" 180 lbs probably 190 after holidays.

>>80092814
I'm slowly improving but iktf. I'm like the demon protagonists encounter on their heroes journey. Usually they're fucked up when they meet me, I fuck them up more, then they learn to be strong and leave. Then they have a glow up and their lives take on an upturn. It's weird how consistent it is

>>80092819
eat a bowl of fruits fatso

>>80092819
dont worry, anon. those stats are perfect. i would easily claim you as my lovable bottom-leaning partner. i mean i would, but uhh... its just...
*runs away*

(i ran away because im shy)

Don't bother, apparently it happens often. Go find a short (or stocky/bodybuilder, I don't give a shit) petite chad hrt femboy bf, they always do. Play Aerosmith - Dude Looks like a Lady.

petite chad hrt femboy....? short??? what am i going to do with that

>tfw you cook something but when youre done you realize you arent hungry

>tfw you eat something and your body realizes you werent hungry

are eating disorders a bottom thing?

>>80093429
its a thing for everyone really really afraid of being fat. unless being fat is an eating disorder as well

>>80093429
You wish
And because you wish it it is

>>80093445
It's pretty bad having been on both sides but it's not the worst thing ever. Mostly just affects how others perceive you and it's kind of stupid but at the same time you can't lie to yourself and say you'd like it on anyone else either. Anyway enjoy your late 30s hope you already have a workout routine and you're not one of those "eats anything but stays skinny" guys cause whoa boy you're in for it then.

anonymous from /r9gay/ should a bf hold your hand or hold your waist

>>80093462
Different situations call for different protocols
Hand when walking, waist spontaneously whenever we happen to be next to each other and doing something or talking to someone
I like shoulder a lot tho

>>80093470
you can only go shoulder with your same height bf

>>80093461
it does seem genuinely miserable. at the extremes at least. id say i disagree with you that it mostly affects how others perceive you, but maybe im just too focused on the extremes. im pretty sure i fall into the second category of guy here, but it wouldnt ruin my life
also what was your experience as a fat is an eating disorder?

also i didnt mean to ask in an offensive way like an argument, just offensive like curiosity

>>80093462
two hands

>>80093651
you cant two hand your bf thats insane

>>80093639
That's fine I was a bitch like that when I was skinny and 20 too

>>80093709
well i wanted to read all about it f**k youuuu

I was never skinny like to the bone because I'm not a chad (bottom). I don't believe that persons personality should be based on one's looks and vice versa but dang if I knew how much rejection and shallow-ness I'll face in the future I'd ask mommy to not give me so much peasant/working class/naval service family tree of genus. Because everyone wants an omg cute puppy strawberry shortcake bf :(.

>>80093797
(You) can be my puppy strawberry at 7' dont even think about it

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anon. cold. help. basement

>>80093963
blanket fort, duh

>>80093899
I don't get it. Doesn't sound right.

>>80093972
i only have 2 blankets and 4 pillows and i dont have a bedframe still. i dont want to die... yet...

>>80093899
Yeah, an eight foot tall man who behaves like a puppy dog when you say his name is far cuter than some 4 foot tall gremlin who can't reach shelves or open jars

>>80093976
7' is only like a few inches on me i can still hold that boy. you know?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL-CnhbNvYU

>>80093987
4 foot tall gremlin is absolutely right. what horror movies did you steal this idea from from?

>>80093994
post some upbeat songs, this is /r9gay/

>>80093989
Yeah I got it. But if you want a thread/(e)-bf cute neet good bf, you should find cute target, not me. I've heard chadbot is available and he doesn't have hang up about his appearance + he'd be a match for you.

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>>80094056
https://youtu.be/pKQp61e94VE?si=ssJuQgH3eQv3sU3s

>>80094118
i dont know or care about chadbot. i love you, my little baby berry anon. its okay- im kind of a lone wolf. so... so im okay walking my own path u_u

>>80094120
im not sure how to feel about this song and image

love you /r9gay/ hope im not dead

>>80094179
I'm pretty sure we're all dead and this is hell but good night anonyfriend <3
Or maybe only I am or something idk though I'm not going to entertain that solipsistic stuff right now even if you might secretly be laughing at me for buying into reality as it seems

>>80093429
It's somewhat common for bodybuilders/gymgoers too, like bigorexia, although it's a body dysphoria disorder not anorexia (but they're the same thing.)