None of you deserves a girlfriend, what kind of boyfriends would you be?
>>80080255a squishy one
>>80080273No, all you do here is post pornography all day. That's disgusting
>>80080273I find something about that image kinda cute
>>80080297i only post frogs
I did not know girlfriends were deserved. I would try really hard to beat and yell at my gf and cheat on her. If I catch myself about to buy something I know she'd like I'd try to stop myself. Idk what else.
>>80080255I already have one, she has shitty parents who never supported her in anything so she loves me like a God, also i'm out of her league
>>80080301it's the little fat bean body
>>80080255>le deserveScumbags get girlfriends, abuse them and dump them all the time. There's nothing deserving about thatI'd be a loving and caring boyfriend, but that's boring
I would want to be the perfect golden retriever boyfriend to a black cat girlfriend. I'd want to constantly treat her, spoil her, and cheer her up. I'd work hard to financially support us so she had the freedom to explore all of her creative desires and expressions. I'd cook, give her massages, and hug her all the time. I would help her with any problem she ever encounters and loyally stand by her side forever.
A paranoid and panic riddled raging alcoholic chainsmoker party boy moonlighting as detective who frequently succumbs to dissociative episodes
>>80080550>moonlighting as a detectiveFuck forgot a word. Sorry I'm drunk.
