Ok zoomers, all you have to do is this>Skip college>Get the $70k a year panda express job>Move 6 states away to live in a $200k crackhouse on MLK drive>Marry a girl 10 years older >Get a $25 car somehow>Clip coupons>Stop eating avocado on toastAnd you too will live the dream!
>>80080352>>Get a $25 car somehowToo expensive. Could I get one cheaper? TwT
>>80080352Remember this. Remember that THIS is the society that normies, politicians, and foids expect you to die for when wartime comes around. No partner, no money, no decent job, and no chance of ever owning a house or property. But remember, the commies were wrong and we're all winning somehow
>>80080352I saw that twitter post too, great job reposting it, faggot
>>80080352Save and invest 100% of your paychecks while living with your parents and eating food bank food and pirating everything. Drive an old and cheap but reliable japanese car. You got this, zoomie.
>>80080352>>Marry a girl 10 years olderYes sir
>>80080501That is legitimately my plans
>>80080501How many parents actually let you live with them as adults?I'm 38 but my parents made me get my own place as soon as graduated.
>>80080538I lived very comfortably with my boomer parents until I moved out at 31yo with 90k in cash saved up.Maybe your parents are retarded and lack boomer wisdom
>>80080572My dad was a senior partner at an actuarial firm before he retired so it's not like he couldn't afford it. He just has a personal conviction that you failed as a parent if your kids are leeching off you as adults.
>>80080501>investwhat does this meani have a roth ira and a 401k but i won't see any of that money until i'm one foot in the graveam i supposed to pump shitcoins or something?
>>80080583I was not leeching in the sense of pestering my parents for frivolous expenses or expecting them to pay for things that are unnecessary.I worked full time and paid my expenses sans housing (admittedly a big expense) but nonetheless I basically just subsisted in my parents house hence how I got 90k saved up.My dad worked in risk management for the big banks so yeah
>>80080583>My dad was a senior partner at an actuarial firm before he retired so it's not like he couldn't afford it.that's so sadif i had kids the only reason i wouldn't help them would be if they were addicted to drugs or porn
