I'm 6'3" and I'm going to get leg lengthening surgery to be 6'9"
What if someone shattered your new stilt legs with a hammer and then you had to drag them around for the rest of your life?
>>80080926Lol they'd just heel so that wouldn't be possible still Id never let them even hit me.
>>80080943What if they shatter your stilt legs into a million little pieces and you are imprisoned with a bunch of very muscular men afterwards that are very gay and horny? Will you drag yourself away begging not to be fucked?
>>80080901get your legs replaced with tracks so you can roll around like wall-e
