Loud noise, cigarette smoke, someone can put some shit in your drink, the women can be rotten with ill intentions towards you.

Or everything can go just fine and you'll achieve momentary joy.

>>80081263
Sexual success in a nightclub requires borderline inhumane levels of aggression. Do not be afraid to finger a woman through her jeans in front of her friends. Godspeed, anon.

if you're not chad you shouldn't expect much. maybe if you're lucky a fat girl will drunkenly flirt with you. maybe.

>>80081263
Expect to be the i wish i was home jak

>>80081263
girl like your pic cucking you, maybe you can score with some uggo, regret on the next day.

>>80081263
>loud music
>paying too much for everything
>no one talking to you, everyone shows up in groups now
>if someone does talk to you, you have to lean it and go "WHAT"
Pregame, show up already kinda drunk

>>80081263
Don't listen to them OP, take molly and a fat line of coke. If that doesn't work make sure to have stashed some speed in your ass beforehand. After that, go find the biggest, toughest and blackest mothafuka in the place and fight him. Enjoy the night my nigga.

>>80081263
expect to question why anyone with an IQ above 90 would ever bother with such an insanely shitty experience as nightclubbing.