To the men of this board, I have a pressing question: What are your most absurd fetishes? Bizarre, tasteless, or perhaps simply so specific it is difficult to locate material on said subjects... I would greatly appreciate if you described your vices to me... in as much detail as you can muster...
My fetish is a kind, loving, mentally stable womanI know that doesn't exist so I'm doomed to live my life unfulfilled
>>80082494Op, are you writing a male gooner novel or something?Sex robit that drain the unholy shit out of my ballsack until I'm dead, matrix style, it hooks into my brain and shit and is able to force me to coom nonstop, forcing my body to rapidly regenerate semen.
>>80082494I want to 69 a girl and she comes so hard from my oral and fingering (sucking the clit while I am rubbing her g-spot) that loses control of her pelvic floor and she pisses all over while moaning and shaking in pleasure.I have others that are even more absurd but it made me laugh out loud while I was typing it so I didn't post
>>80082494all of my fetishes are completely legal totally, mr glowfag
>>80082566The CIA now knows I want a sexy robit to coom inside teehee.
>>80082494i think just a girl who's clingy mostly lmao. cock worming and... vanilla shit. uh and also sex frequency it's crazy hot for some reason, just getting off work, meeting with your wife, you do stuff, buy shit have dinner play/chat a bit, then bedtime but right before sleeping a nice relaxing cuddly fuck to let the stress of the day melt away, yep real nice
finding a femoid that hasn't been chadded yethigh fantasy indeed
>>80082589literally impossible to find, everything is just plap plap plap. maybe japanse porn has some of that but i would really need to search
>>80082579What the fuck is a robit? robot with a typing quirk?
>>80082513Oh gosh, starting off quite melancholy indeed... I wish you were not so isolated, Anon, but I understand what a titanic undertaking it is to remedy that situation... I hope some great fortune befalls you, denying all improbability, and you acquire that which you dream of in the end! Though... surely... you have some vice you might wish to indulge... if you were to acquire such a woman...? Oh, ignore me, I'm being silly...>>80082518Hmm... perhaps I am creating an artificial intellect, designed to predict one's fetishes before they themselves are even aware? Quite like the movie Minority Report starring Tom Cruise, yet not about crime, but erotic dealings... though I suppose... ahaha... some of those dealings might be criminal...That is quite the spectacular entry in my database, however! To become a willing captive to an automated semen extraction system... biologically altered to produce as much seminal fluid as you possibly could in your lifetime, before succumbing to a blissful, orgasmic fatality... it is quite the dystopian means of giving one's life to the pleasures of the flesh, but I most certainly can appreciate the intensity! >>80082539Goodness, what a messy girl! You... you really wish for her to soil your face in such a manner? I must admit, I envisioned it as if you were positioned beneath her, so that you were 'doused' after a fashion... it would be hypocritical of me to pose as if I were revolted, I certainly am not, but I do... ehh... I worry for the bedsheets...You need not share anything truly absurd if you might feel embarassed, but I assure you, whatever it is you might be taken with, I likely have considerably more ridiculous fixations! If I do not, well... I suppose I would be utterly impressed!>>80082566Oh, well... that's wonderful, I suppose. Not all of mine are so palatable...
>>80082518Oh, forgive me, I also meant to ask if there was a particular place from which you derived this notion - be it the matrix itself or media that is more explicitly erotic - as I find the origins of such things quite interesting to learn!
Women cracking their knuckles
>>80082494Being an opposite sex conjoined twin.
>>80082607>automated semen extraction systemOmg, op, I love you, this is wild.How much boss? How MUCH ARE WE TALKING FOR THE... the... system...?
>>80082625Artist took their time and just scribbled something and called it the boys face
>>80082625a little too absurd given that it's not biologically possible. may as well have a fetish for loyal women.
>>80082611No there's a sex robot from some doji maker that's setting is in fallout. And I added the matrix trwist lol
>>80082494i like girls in fishnets or tights and i like to fuck that pussy hard like my dick is a jackhammerbut i always cum too early ;(
>>80082637There is basically no art on the internet for opposite sex conjoined twins so you have to accept whatever couple of crap pics you can find.
>>80082494Besides standard gentle femdom stuff that everyone's already heard about, I have a fetish for dating used up sluts who have slept around. Not having a women cheat on me, mind you, but to have them be the town bicycle before we got together. It's probably because I'm a loser virgin with a slight masochistic streak: It's unfair and a bit humiliating they got to have fun and live the life I never did, and that I'd do anything they'd ask. But they're so adorable and kind to me that I could never tell them no. Or at least, that's how the fantasies go
>>80082494It's not too rare so I'll just say it bluntly, I can get off to girls getting vored by animals. It's arousing to see her struggle, trying to escape the fate of being turned into nothing but a temporary relief of hunger for a creature that isn't intelligent enough to have a sense of mercy.On a less bizarre note, I enjoy it for the exact same reasons I love kidnapping scenarios. An unlucky girl caught up in something she should have never been a part of, hauled off but smart enough to immediately fight back as hard as she can the moment she knows what's happening, but in the end, completely and utterly helpless. If it's a human taking her away, even better if she's given sexual stimulation, not to pleasure her but to reduce her will and thus the chance that she'll escape. It's incredibly hot to use someone's body against them.It's worth noting that violence and pain absolutely turn me off, so I can't fap to direct physical abuse, or the part of vore where she is digested (unless she's unconscious by the time she suffers actual physical damage.) The part that I enjoy so much is that she's forcing herself to resist, not how gruesome and painful it is
>>80082607>Though... surely... you have some vice you might wish to indulgeI'm not here to help you jack off you fucking faggot
>>80082589Daww, what a tender fantasy! I do hope you find your easy-loving lover, Anon, I am certain you would cherish her if only given an opportunity!>>80082590Is... is this a new lingo I have yet to encounter? To be 'chadded'? >>80082625Oh gosh! How... how horribly inconvenient! I can... goodness, those two are so unfortunately positioned... I can, well, it's quite bizarre, so there must be some props given for 'understanding the assignment', as it were, but... gosh, what a simultaneously truly uncomfortable yet unnervingly tantalizing predicament! Were you so fortunate to be bound to the one you love, unable to be apart even if one were to wish it...>>80082636Our top scientists are working on it around the clock, fear not! Surely, they aren't being distracted by the fruits of their own labors, r-right? Surely... someone really ought to do check-ups on the R&D staff...>>80082640Oh, is that true, Anon? I cannot say I am knowledgeable in this area, but I was not aware that opposite-sex twins could not be conjoined! I wonder why that may be...>>80082645Ah, I see! That seems to be the origin of many such things... to see it once, to never forget...>>80082660Oh!! Oh goodness, wait, do not go! You see, well, I have a particular fixation on this very thing myself! Ah, the kidnapping, as well, I suppose, but primarily the consumption, bodily, of a woman, by some creature of lower sentience... uncaring, unwavering in it's hunger... the desperation and resulting helplessness... my goodness, it consumed me when I consider it. Have you read a particular greentext on the topic, I believe it centers around a young woman attending a frat party, in which she is pressured into being swallowed by a massive toad? I must confess, it is an all-time favorite of mine! If you have not seen it, I will surely have to post it so that you may see, it is a masterwork in it's genre! That genre being... beasts... swallowing helpless women... ahaha...
>>80082494I have a ton of female-POV femdom fantasies, definitely the least practical thing I'm into. somehow feels way more degenerate than lesbian fantasies which I'm sure a ton of guys have.
>>80082702Am I being edged right now?>fear not!FEAR?!?! it's not fear I feel 8l HOW MUCH LONGER MUST I WAIT?!?
>>80082702My apologies for deleting my post, I feel like it wasn't well written enough.>that greentextYeah... I've read it. In fact, it made my head race from how nervous I was. How could such a cruel thing excite me? But eventually, I couldn't resist anymore, and gave in. I don't understand why I enjoy it more, the less the victim is treated likea person, but I do. As punishment for my sins, I have decided that I'll find a girl to roleplay abducting me for herself, although it won't be as heartless in nature since she'll still care for me
>>80082494Absurd? Sure, here you go.>Break into home of woman with intent to steal>Get caught by lone femanon in her house mid-act>She pulls a gun on me, tells me to stop where I am.>I comply, and she orders me to remove my ski mask.>I do so. Of course, I'm tall, good looking, you get the idea..>I can tell she was not expecting it after I remove the ski mask>Start making it obvious I'm doing the same back>"I don't want to die. You got me. If you want to call the police that's fine. I was trying to steal some things, not hurt you in any way physically..">She mulls over her options, it's an intense situation. She has me at gun point. My identity is now revealed. I'm stronger, and faster than her potentially armed as well. Maybe 15 feet away.>"I don't want to call the police.." she responds back>I can't help but grin a little understanding femanon of course has drugs or other illecit items in the house, and doesn't want police involved.>"Look, I'm more than happy to leave, and never come back. You know what I look like, i'm sure you have cameras around. You have every thing you need to get me arrested. I don't want that obviously. I don't want to hurt you at all or anything like that. Can we just talk without the gun pointed at me? Is that okay?">Femanon lets her guard down, we start to talk a bit. Obvious questions like why this house, etc.>Eventually she warms up a bit more, and I explain the reason I'm doing this is I'm homeless, and have no money or anything.>She thinks about what I said for a moment, and invites me to stay in her home>Shocked, I humbly accept, and shower her with sincere, and deep gratitude.>Coyly take off shirt, and pants while getting ready to sleep on the couch knowing full well her eyes are glued on me.>Instead of sitting on the couch I walk over, and kiss her. She squeaks briefly, but it is quickly replaced with sounds of tougne wrestling, and hands exploring each other's bodies>End up having passionate sex with femanon
>>80082494I don't have any fetishes, I'm vanilla as vanilla can be
girls being tied up
>>80082648Quite straightforward, but I could never shame you for enjoying the simple things in life! Stockings do have quite the timeless appeal... out of, eh, curiosity, how early would you say is altogether 'too' early?>>80082664Ah, I think that one is rather popular among men of all ages! It seems to be for various reasons - some find her sexual exploits to be the exciting part, as it opens up potential for their own sexual misadventures, others having somewhat of a savior complex - but I do not think there is any shame in it, and I do hope you find one with a heart of gold to cherish! Such love is a powerful thing...>>80082681Very well, forgive me for bothering you!>>80082722Oh, how odd! So, you find yourself inserting your personage into a woman... who is dominating a man? Am I understanding this? Quite interesting, indeed! I do not believe I've heard of such a behavior before...>>80082735Oh, gosh, it seems that the folks down at R&D did manage to create a fully automated semen extraction system... but, complicating matters, they programmed the system to be possessive and standoffish, and it has taken the development team hostage... it seems to lash out at any who approach, while keeping the team - who seem barely alive, at this point, and fully integrated into the machine itself - far away from our reach. No, it seems we'll have to scrap this project and start anew... >>80082747Fret not, I was able to read it! Truly, that greentext, it has hovered in my mind's eye more times than I care to count. My heart beats in my chest, insatiably so... how mad must I be, to feel jealousy towards that girl... I know well the humiliation she feels, oh, but to combine it with such a sensory experience... and penultimate hopeless, helpless anguish and ecstacy..!! I can only dream of it in fitful bursts before I drive it from my head, only for it to creep slowly in again...Your atonement sounds quite cute; I do hope you are abducted soon, for your own sake!
>>80082607>you really wish for her to soil your face in such a manner? I must admit, I envisioned it as if you were positioned beneath her, so that you were 'doused' after a fashionYou hit the nail on the fuckin' head, honey. Really hot way of describing stuff in general, I wasn't even aroused when I came up with that story but I am now.I guess if I had to abstract my "fetish," at the base level I really just have a Pussy Fetish. So I'm obsessed with the vagina and everything it does. Which leads to multiple sub (heh) fetishes. I get turned on by girls orgasming, by them peeing (hence the 69 fantasy). I get turned on by them shaving/waxing their pussy lips. I get turned on by the way their pussies contract and move when they are orgasming. I get turned on by the smell of pussy, by the taste, and even how it looks (outie or innie) I even prefer outie pussies because it's a more powerful symbolic manifestation of the vulva itself, and there's "more" pussy to love on.And here's the one that made me laugh out loud before. I have a queef fetish. I suppose periods might just be the one vaginal function that is too gruesome for me to romanticize. But that might also be because I have a weak stomach for blood.but anyways, I will leave you with these two words and let your imagination do the rest lmao."Queef Slave."messy girls indeed.... soiled indeed.
>>80082702Conjoined twins are always identical twins meaning they came from the same one egg.Opposite sex twins are always fraternal twins so they came from two different eggs and can't be conjoined.On the other hand though, fraternal twins can merge and be born as chimeras, including opposite sex chimeras like pic related (half-hen / half-rooster).Opposite sex chimerism might be even more romantic than conjoinment since you fully merge into one organism.
>>80082494Silencing fetish. Whether a girl has her lips taped shut or a ballgag stuffed between, it's hot all the same>>80082625Now this is new. What's the appeal, a sense of closeness and intimacy?
>>80082827This is a edging I've never had before xD>scrap this project and start anew.Secretary... Either I'm going in there... Or.. I may have just found my.. right in front of m.. I think I can handle this AI, wrangling rogue AIs is actually my trade.. I know a thing or two.
>>80082589This one is real cute and nice
>>80082494Naked gurls
>>80082679I almost got a vore fetish, but my brain developed in such a way it narrowly missed that pathUsually fetishes are developed when we are young. When I was little I was intrigued by an animation of a giant venus flytrap nearly swallowing the main characters (I think it was Ice age?). If my brain wasn't wired the way it was I may have gotten a plant vore fetish that day
>>80082763Ahaha... forgive me, this feels rather like a risque sitcom episode! I could nearly imagine Elaine telling this tale to Jerry as he looks on in utter bafflement... still, it's rather endearing, I think, and the homeless do happen to be an oddly prioritized target of illicit fantasies...>>80082782Well, vanilla is a lovely flavor, few find it unpleasant!>>80082816Rather simple, yet again, I shan't judge you for it... I should be awfully hypocritical if I were to, ahaha, truly, unforgivably so...>>80082840Truly, Anon, you are a sex enjoyer of the purest fashion. The passion you hold for all these gynological is to be commended - and surely envied by many women, were they to know your proclivities - so, for that alone, please give yourself a pat on the back.Surely you are aware, and it was an omission of coincidence, but I would be remiss if I did not mention the... well, to be crass, the swelling of the vulva as it becomes aroused. You... do know of this? How it inflames and throbs, (to a degree that one might see it bounce slightly with the pulse), how it reddens slightly... I mention it merely to ensure your toolkit of vaginal enjoyment is fully equipped, it would be such an awful waste otherwise!>>80082881Oh, gosh, I had always assumed conjoined twins had been partly absorbed into one another... it seems they simply did not... split properly? Oh, gosh, science is not my forte... I shall leave it to the doctors...>>80082903Gaggery, quite a classic! Many a young mind poisined by it's unavoidable presence in saturday morning cartoons, to boot...>>80082917...and Anon was never seen again... the cost of the power bill did jump up by 15% in the blocked off portion of the facility, however, so we have hopes he yet survives...>>80082928You scoundrel! This is too far, even for a pervert like myself! Begone, before I alert the authorities!
>>80082494When a female has her belly/midriff exposed all I want to do is running dropkick her right in her midsection and knock the wind out of her, or like a huge swinging hit/punch right to the uterus area/ovaries. I imagine it as kinda the opposite of ballbusting, sorta like cuntbusting but cuntbusting doesn't quite scratch the same itch. They just seem so vulnerable in that midsection, the way men are vulnerable in their balls, it's such a sexy target.
>>80082935>so we have hopes he yet survives...Blue balled again. My pew pew will give me a kiss though...
>>80082494Its so incredibly specific and hard to describe, yet so simple at the same time
>>80082494Ohh I remember you, I like your threads they're creative and you engage nicely with people instead of just baiting and leaving.>What are your most absurd fetishes?Mommydom. Which includes things like age regression, praise, positive affirmations, spanking, nursing handjobs, being the little spoon, getting carried in her arms etc. I would be a horrible partner for any poor woman unfortunate enough to give me a chance because I would inevitably, consciously or not, treat her like a second mother. Not only that but I have a very high libido so it would be an actual nightmare for her lmao. I'm basically a literal manchild, everything women hate. But I'm self-aware and I know it's just an absurd fantasy so I leave it at that.
>>80082494oh, hello moth-chan, or the nun anoni missed you, it's been a long timei doubt you remember me (especially now without the trip) but your threads were rather comfy, despite the lewd atmospheremy most... "absurd" fetish is pure, unadultered loveholding hands, kissing, cuddling, whispering cheesy things in each other's ears, some soft, goosebump-inducing touches, ear nibbling...it's all so incredibly lewd to me, i don't even bat an eye to a lot of the more "kinky" stuff out there, but romance makes me melt, body and souli hope life has been treating you well, fren
>>80082903>What's the appeal, a sense of closeness and intimacy?Yeah, and also embarrassment which is hot. I feel like it would be really embarrassing to share a body with an opposite sex person. And also you can't ever leave each other so that's cool. You're definitely going to be together until you die and neither of you will cheat either since the other would obviously notice.I've thought in the past while in relationships how I'd basically like to be the same person as my gf so we're so close it's somehow the same body and everything I do or she does is just part of one self and I can consume all her memories and know everything about her and feel all her feelings and read all her thoughts etc.
>>80082935>Truly, Anon, you are a sex enjoyer of the purest fashion.thanks for being so understanding. I know it's a coomer tier obsession but I feel like I shouldn't be ashamed for enjoying the opposite sex's genitals so much. I guess I'm basically a male size queen.>. well, to be crass, the swelling of the vulva as it becomes aroused. You... do know of this? How it inflames and throbs, (to a degree that one might see it bounce slightly with the pulse), how it reddens slightly... god that's so fucking hot. I am definitely familiar...I would relieve that throbbing slowly but surely.I would help that poor girl buildup, spread, and release that pure energy back throughout her entire body. In a methodical but tender way using my mouth, fingers, and member in that order. I would slowly work her up with my fingers. I would tease her past the point of insecurity with my agile tongue. I love licking up and down the lips. hitting the sensual zones. I love sucking on the clit while swiping my tongue back and forth across it.And then while I'm still doing that I love pulling back and massaging inside her with my fingers. Going back in for the kill.and then finally I love pulling out my member which puts my fingers to shame. Using that, slowly but firmly while building up to a full thrust while sucking her nipples. I hope she comes but you never know. every girl is different.That's some good sex....
A very specific costume fetish that I can only summarize as "older, voluptuous woman wearing clothes that are too revealing because they're coded for a woman younger than her, ie a cheerleader uniform, a schoolgirl uniform, etc." See pic related. There's no way to search for it because there's no word (that I know of) that encompasses it but whenever I see it out on the wild, I could single-handedly solve the energy crisis if there was a way to convert the speed and force at which my almonds activate.
>>80082494oh this is why he does that oh yeah IM DALESONE yeah im god LET'S SEE back to the script time sign rhyme chime climb crime dime mime slime prime ONE THOUSAND YEARS ITS ME LUCY YEAH I KNOW IM HUMANITY
>>80082494Tickle torture always seemed like a novel idea, never gotten off to it on its own though. Im just sensitive all over so I imagine that could be fun. Big penis humiliation is an interesting one I came across as well. Small is much more common but hard to get into if youre well above average.
Heh. I'll never tell you, curious Moth-chan.
This isn't (necessarily) the thread for this but I'd rather not get screenshotted by some retard and put on xitter. Idk if I'm gay or what. I don't get turned on by the idea of taking a dick into my ass, I don't get turned on by 'attractive' dudes either. With that being said, I get really really horny by teasing guys. Whether it's acting like a slut online, or the idea of teasing a guy irl (like dropping something and shaking my ass at someone) etc. It gets me diamonds. I gave a blowie on 2 seperate occasions and both times it was a meh to bad experience. Idk what's up with me. I also don't feel anything teasing women despite literally being attracted to them. It's just weird.My absolute weirdest fetish is armpits btw. I'm not so far gone that I like a musky smell, but the idea of licking/rubbing my dick against a hot sweaty girl pit with stubble gets me very erect.
>>80083192stop being so boring
>>80083158I would refer to it as "hag sexo." that won't help you find more but it certainly tells me what's going on
>>80083238This post has given ME a new fetish. Which is killing all cute boys who are gay or bi. Cute boys should belong to women and women alone. Gay guys can get the uglies.
>>80082967I see, I see... well, I suppose I cannot fault your assessment; the female equivalent of a man's "gonads" are the ovaries, which I believe are just behind the belly button, or whereabouts, and it would hurt an awful lot to be punched in such a place... I cannot claim I have not dabbled in ryona from time to time, either, and there's something quite visceral about the whole affair... belly punches most of all...>>80082971Were you hoping to perish? Oh, of course, as the system is intended to wring you truly dry... well, my dear, did you really think the system so ill designed that it would merely wring you for a day? No, I fear you have a long road before you are truly wrung dry...>>80082974How frustrating!>>80082993Oh, why thank you! I do my best, though I often find myself growing drowsy before long, and cannot maintain my initial intention to reply to all... I feel as if I've done rather well tonight, but these old bones have their limits... I ought not meddle with your expectations, but I feel it would not be horribly uncommon for a woman to be inclined towards what you desire, surely? It isn't as if I have experience, but it seems rather tame, dare I say even naturalistic... I find myself gravitating less towards such comforting fantasies, more towards the disturbing, but it is a lovely notion nonetheless!>>80083003Hello, Anon! I'm afraid I do not recall you, though I haven't been given much to go on, I cannot say I recall any tripcodes in particular... I am pleased you find the environment here cozy! It is a bit funny to me, of course, but I wouldn't want to spoil your enjoyment. Lovely, pure, and romantic... what a devilish degenerate you are, truly...>>80083080Forgive me for not being so verbose in reponse... but... I will simply say that much of the delay between my posts was owed to this very one! I became rather... distracted... you paint quite a tangible image, Anon.... ahaha....
>>80082494Post got messed up the first time so I am posting again.Feminization, I wish to be slowly manipulated by a secretly lesbian gf into taking estrogen and getting mentally feminized too until I end up as a cute girl with a penis. I am kind of bi or maybe pan too, I would like to get lovingly dicked down by a chad while crossdressing until he makes me into his girl, despite not being sexually attracted to males (except for femboys). Crossplaying anime characters I like while getting fucked is also very hot to me. I wish to try this one in real life, especially since I have naturally big ass and androgynous/feminine face and body, but since I am a virgin living with parents in a small city it's not happening anytime soon.Asphyxia murder and necrophilia, I wish to strangle/suffocate a girl or a femboy and watch them as they are slowly struggling and dying. That and afterwards playing with and fucking their corpse is super arousing to me. Hanging a femboy and sucking their half erect cock, aroused by the loss of oxygen, until they cum, all while they are dying and convulsing on the noose is super hot to me too. Just finding a dead hot girl/femboy to fuck and play with is also hot to me. Being the victim, while feminized/crossdressing, getting strangled while fucked and feeling the loss of control while knowing that it's the end for me and that I will leave a pretty, young corpse is one of my fantasies too, but I think I love being the one killing more.
I would like to have sex with a big woman. It's degen.
>>80083286>Asphyxia murder and necrophilia, I wish to strangle/suffocate a girl or a femboy and watch them as they are slowly struggling and dying. That and afterwards playing with and fucking their corpse is super arousing to me. Hanging a femboy and sucking their half erect cock, aroused by the loss of oxygen, until they cum, all while they are dying and convulsing on the noose is super hot to me too.well, you've definitely given any femboys reading your post a reason to avoid getting with another moid
>>80083266here, just for you old friend, i'll post one of the trips in storagei published the password for the one i used to post with but it had the same ending (now anyone can be "me")i still doubt that'll ring a bell but at least i remember you, lol>It is a bit funny to me, of coursewhy is that? too used to the /d/egenerate environments next door?>what a devilish degenerate you are, truly...indeed, but please keep it a secret, okay?i'll visit you in a dream and give you a tight hug if you doalso, why so many tabs open?can't you just save them to a text file or something?
>>80083266>Forgive meForgiven. I'm actually not even fapping (although I would always be happy if nonas were getting off to my posts). I am just so happy you were receptive to my more obscure fantasies without shaming me. makes me a little more confident in general.Hope you have a good night.
OP is a LLM. How come nobody else noticed?>>80082539Similar to mine. I'm into facesitting and piss, and the idea of my gf pissing herself from an orgasm while sitting on my face is hot as fuck.Unfortunately, what I discovered in real life is that licking pussy in that position blocks the urethra, so it's extremely unlikely to happen. It still works but she has to do that deliberately and I have to stop aggressively licking for a moment.It's absolutely not a humiliation fetish. It's just hot in itself. Warm liquid coming out of her pussy. The combined smell of her ass and pussy, taste of her juices and (watered) piss, the weight of her body on my face. The fact she's doing this into my mouth and I have to drink it. I would say it's about 20% submissive element and 80% hard to define sensory fetish.Move it too far away from sensory inputs and it becomes not interesting at all. Eg. the porn-like piss into a cup for me to drink. Absolutely not.Concentrated piss is really bad and starts a disgust reaction, but if she drinks a lot of water, the taste is neutral in itself, and it's literally body temperature so drinking it like that is ok. It's really arousing.Unfortunately drinking too much will make you want to vomit. It's about electrolyte imbalance. If that happens you have a choice to either drink enough water fast to dilute it or vomit. I learned to minimize the amount after I almost vomited, it's not about the volume after all but the feeling.Health wise I don't see any issues unless you have a kidney problem, your body will manage it with enough water to dilute urea.I won a lottery in having a gf that's completely open to this.
>>80083158Well, I suppose it's that old trope of a housewife wearing her childhood clothes in the bedroom with her husband, isn't it? I am sorry that I'm not sure what better to describe it as, other than perhaps... poorly done ageplay? I certainly understand the eroticism in the contrast, though I imagine it would fall flat in real life, unless the woman was quite stunning indeed. Age is certainly not kind...>>80083180The notion is quite intriguing, though I have yet to see it executed in a feasible fashion in any of my awful little stories... being humiliated for being, well, endowed, that is quite amusing! Is it rooted in the idea of it being too big for use, or is it really just a silly excuse to tease?>>80083192Ah, well, I cannot entice everyone!>>80083202That is... certainly quite odd! There's a bit of a disconnect, there, but I suppose it isn't the worst contradiction in the world? Teasing men does have a particular... thrill... though I have little experience, and I assumed it was rather tied to my attraction to them. As for your fixation on armpits... would the stubble not be awfully uncomfortable for you to rub against? I shiver as I consider the sensation for myself...>>80083286Gracious, Anon, it seems you're really making the rounds to all sides of all experiences! While I cannot say I understand the appeal of all of the feminine male fantasies, crossing gender divides, and the like, I suppose those fantasies were never intended to appeal to me! As for necrophilia, as distasteful as it is, that... I can understand. It is, sadly, the ultimate in the loss of control and of dignity... to be remaining a thing, oh worse, a thing to be fucked, is impossibly crass and cruel and unforgivable. Oh, but I am not there to hold it against him, am I? Or, rather, you... oh, whatever. I worry for your wellbeing, but I would be a hypocrite to suggest you seek help. It is such a terrible hassle, and it's just a dream, isn't it?
>>80083356As long as the stubble is short enough I doubt it'd hurt, plus the sweat plays a decent role in letting me slide in and out.Even if it did hurt a tiny but it'd be in the good way yknow.
>>80083299Ah, this is... snoo snoo, from Futurama! I am not privy to a great many cultural references, but this one I surely know. A staple, I believe, since the inception of war and labor.>>80083309Oh... I do think this seems familiar, but I could not recall in particular any of your confessions from the past. I believe... you are simply a polite young man? My memory is certainly not the best, forgive me if we've had a specific talk I ought to know. I suppose it's merely a bit amusing that a thread so... well, it is quite invigorating for me, could be relaxed for another, ahaha...As for my tabs, I find myself overwhelmed by the stories, and prefer to cycle through several in small bursts, so I am never pulled too entirely into a single one... the singular focus can leave me quite burned out...>>80083342Please don't feel any obligation to pleasure yourself for my sake, I am the one being selfish here! I merely hope others might find enjoyment as well... if you leave with a boost of confidence, I am quite glad for it.>>80083355Oh, darn, you've uncovered my secret! I was hoping to get a bit further before being unmasked...I'm glad you found a kindred in that Anon, and even more delighted that you have a partner so open to your desires! Congratulations, Anon!>>80083387Ah, I suppose lubrication is the key to all such troubles... hurting in a good way is, well, I shall merely say I should have considered such a thing. I fear I forgot that even men can be somewhat masochistic...With that, I fear I must find myself to bed... it is quite late, and I haven't a single word more to give! Goodnight, all... forgive me for being so brief, I've remained as long as I am able...
>>80083355Jealous of you, fellow purely sexual-oriented pissfag.I still haven't trusted a single girlfriend with that fetish despite the ones with an incredible sex life.We are definitely the same in that it's not about some sub shit and more about the magic trick her pussy does. Just raw enjoyment of a hot pussy pissing.Holy based. Give your gf a high five for me.
>>80082494to find picrel in the forest of my property, her hands all bloody, because shes in the process of sacrificing some chicken, she hears my foot step and freezes as i freeze.(shes like a wild animal, schizo shaman girly etc) i take her in, and show her wizard magic, we get along even though shes constantly being sucked into the spirit realm seeing visions. then that night she tries to seduce me in my pitch black room, but how a wild animal schizo shaman girl would.....
Hmmm I got infected with this one a while back. Girls as punching bags and similar.. materials... This pic is awfully similar to some I enjoy >>80082827. But you don't look at those, right? No, surely not
>>80083404that's fine, whatever "kinks" i'm into, i keep locked away, as they're not meant to be shared with anyone not trustworthy enough (or curious enough?)while i may be polite, i'm bordering on middle aged by now, anoni'm already 28 after all...and don't stress yourself too much, just think of me as an admirer of yours from a time past>amusing that a thread so... well, it is quite invigorating for me, could be relaxed for anotherthe phrase "one man's trash is another man's treasure" comes to mindnot in the sense that your thread is trash, mind you, but more so that we all see different values in thingsyou are a most interesting person after all, both to observe and to talk tothe effort you put in your responses, as well as your... lewd brain, i guess i could put it, it's all so endearing, lol>I find myself overwhelmed by the stories, and prefer to cycle through several in small burstsyeah i figured as muchthing is, browser tabs take a lot of resources, in comparison to plain text files, hence my suggestionif your laptop is suffering, consider saving them to text files and use a reader like notepad or somethingalso...>I shall think of You>having moth-chan thinking about meoddly wholesome
>>80083424>I still haven't trusted a single girlfriend with that fetish despite the ones with an incredible sex life.Why though? Are you afraid they will tell your friends and people will laugh at you?Not like I'm an expert, but I think women are naturally less disgusted by (their) pee because they inherently pee over themselves when urinating, while for men it's a precise long distance expulsion.You could start with asking for her to pee standing next to you in a shower and proceed from there. If she reacts badly, at worst she will think you are only aroused by watching her pee, not having her pee on you and/or into your mouth
