What would you do the first day you had a girlfriend who loved you unconditionally?
>>80083586stay up all night talking
>unconditionaI Iove
>>80083586Whatever the fuck I wanted, since it's unconditional. She'd be carrying my baby in her womb ASAP.
>>80083586Wake upIn an original manner
>>80083622And when you wake up and she's still next to you in bed?
Find out whos paying her
>>80083586foid, please explain the point in these posts? idk what id do, im so apart from female interaction, r9k is the most female interaction ive had since highschool... 2016..
>>80083708Here's interacting with a female in 2024 boiled down>hi anon>are you smart?>not actually, have a shit test>okay how about we have a human conversation and relationship?>no>okay bye>bye
>>80083718oh no anon, i mean, interaction, fast food, waitress all of it
>>80083666>in bedClearly I'll have to wake up again because the couch I sleep on doesn't have enough space for two.
>>80083733When's the last time you woke up in someone else's bed?
>unconditionallol you won't know if it's truly unconditional until you lose your job, or lose your sexual ability, or lose your attractiveness. THEN it would become unconditional
>>80083586shes a man isn't she
I would wake up from the nice dream I had and go to school, like usual.
>>80083772Nah, it's a paid cuddler. A prostitute that doesn't fuck ugly guys.
>>80083749Unexpectedly? Never.When I stayed over at a friend's place in middle school we shared a bed because somebody else was on the couch. That would've been over a decade ago at this point. Hadn't thought about it, but it's been awhile.
