I was out in a pub with my dad, and I went to go order food.A man walked up to me, looked at my face and said "nah fuck it" and walked off. Why are men so evil?
>>80083964ehh... you we-were so pretty, he got intimidated... yeah...
Dude is right on. Should be obvious by now its not worth interacting at all.
>>80083964how do you know what he was gunna do op?
>>80083964I need a loyal gremlin wife
He was thinking of killing you first when shooting up the place and changed his mind last minute, you're a perfect little princess alright???
>>80083964>You will never ravage and breed a small village of goblin wenches, wake up the next morning (well-rested) to adoration and local cuisine, and head off to your next adventure, knowing you did a good deed for that local populace.Why even live?
>>80084052Man that's a specific swiftian fantasy
>>80083974I cant tell if I'm pretty or not. Some men say I'm beautiful but then that happened, it made me feel awful
>>80083982I'm not a monster, I'm a human being, if he wanted to talk I would have listened and responded accordingly
>>80083989Because he was some thug road man type, I watched him walk up to me, I was like wtf does he want, then he looked in my eyes and said "fuck it".Why would he do that? Its so weird
>>80084137He obviously did not want to talk.
>>80083997Hooman husband now!!
>>80084148Will you really marry me and be with me forever gremlin?
>>80084151I will only on the condition we never leave the cave and cuddle constantly, love cuddles, love caves
>>80084192That sounds pretty romantic, imagine having a big happy gremlin family in the cave and being able to cuddle every night to keep warm
>>80083964What's evil about not finding you attractive?
>>80084210Yay hooman husband! Would be the best goblin wife ever!Happy cave, happy family, nice raw meat to eat!
>>80084220Could've not walked up to me, could've left me alone in the first place
>>80084228>>80084210>>80084192>>80084151>>80084148>>80083997I witnessed true love in /r9k/. Exchange contact info already
>>80084228Isn't that what frends are for?
>>80084236>tfw Frieren is ogre only
>>80084235R9gay you mean
>>80084245Dont ruin it, I need this
>>80083997>I need a loyal gremlin wifethey dont even exist
>>80084244Were all ogre only when you really think about it.>>80084332You are a liar.
>>80084336>You are a liar.I mean if they did some makeup but
