Just farted into my cupped hand then huffed, and then I thought "if it's boeing, I'm not going". Don't know why. Just a little catchphrase that's been in my head lately. Masturbated about 20 mins ago. I was watching porn but then I just layer back with my eyes closed and my cock ring on (a hairband) and had a fantasy of me and an old friend who was semi gay fucking an ex gf of mine, but he used the opportunity to rub his cock all over mine when we were doing DVP. in my fantasy he blows his load all over my cock and then rests his cock on my balls as I keep pounding her (she is on top facing me). I reach down and rub some of his cum all over my ass and then finger myself with it as lube. The girl has no idea. After I came I realized just how high I was on the tramadol I took. Then I had some more fantasies about killing this weird religious bitch customer I had at an old job. She told me to "smile more" and thar "remember that God loves me". Jump the counter and slit her fucking throat. I'm gonna hit post on this thread, then meme about Andy sixx and sliddes down my throte then watch more air crash investigations. But it's an early night cos I got work in the morning. I leave at 4am every morning. Thinking about buying coke to try it but it's insanely expensive in my country. Like 80usd for .25gram. And if stds didn't exist I would literally just be a full time cumdump for ANY man that needs to unload his cum inside me. I'd let anyone fuck me. Just lay on my back, spread my legs and take load after load. Ideally from men 60+ who I'd pretend were my own grandfather. Or even better I'd imagine I was getting raped by him and scream no no stop Stop!!! But he'd force my legs apart and "rape" me. Ideally in a public place like a gay bathhouse with people watching. Nobody would help they'd just form a queue for their turn. But stds exist so I cam NEVER fulfill my fantasies. I literally got hpv warts once from unprotected sex, INSIDE my ass. I'm a filthy diseased whore.
>>80084022>Then I had some more fantasies about killing this weird religious bitch customer I had at an old job. She told me to "smile more" and thar "remember that God loves me". Jump the counter and slit her fucking throat.least resentful atheist
