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Do moids ever wish they had a big pp?
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i do fine with my 6 incher

women think its small until i shove it down their throats
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nah it seems like it would be annoying and it's not like it would be any better for what I use it for (pissing and jerking off)
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>>80084120
Big pp useless without gf
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Yes I would like jerk off a larger penis and show it off online
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>>80084476
Big pp is literally a free gf ticket. I would make a fetlife profile, add a few pics and wait for dms.
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It's the one thing money can't buy
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>>80084542
Nigga fetlofe is all old ppl
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>>80084120
No but i wish i had a functional pp without ED
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>>80084120
Do I look like I have a small dick like seriously you have got to be retarded
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>>80084120
My dick is only 7.5 inches
i wish i had a big dick
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>>80084697
Idk, in my country it is for perverted people. Girls there have insane requirements, you have to be 8/10+ and with no big flaws or an ugly bastard with porn star tier shlong.
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i'm 7.3" x 5.3" but it looks so meh, i wouldn't mind an 8" x 6"
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>>80084120
of course
having a tiny dick is like carrying around a hidden 100% attractiveness debuff that only triggers when you take your pants off in front of a girl
there's no point engaging in any activity that could potentially even lead to sex when humiliation is the guaranteed final result.
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Everyday. Whenever I lookat or feel mine I feel emascula
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>>80084120
Would foids accept a man with this dick but who was otherwise perfect in every way?
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I'm a tranny with an 8 inch coke can penis. I don't even have any balls, I produce ZERO testosterone, I look like kendal jenner.

why am I so cursed?
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>>80085252
Faggots tend to have bigger penises, there are studied on that.
Something to do with the hormonal imbalances that lead to faggotry being the same that affect penis development towards enlargement.
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>>80084120
is there a webm?
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>>80085261
Is that why you're super straight?
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>>80084120
most of the time i just wanna worship a bigger cock
but yeah sometimes i do even though i probably wished i had a smoller pp more than having a bigger pp
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>>80084120
when i lived my life within relation to foids, yeah, i thought bigger pp meant, you got sex to feel better for her, and any counter argument was just foid being sweet not wanting to hurt my feelings.
now i dont care
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>>80085261
The question: would you rather be a gay guy with a horse penis or a straigth guy with a micro?
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>>80086698
a long life on earth only sounds like hell with sparkles and glitter on it.
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>>80085251
splooge jumpscare
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>>80084150
lmao fpbp
Woman are so funny
>uhh wow he doesn't even have -GLGLUURURRKKRKRK *dry heaves*
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>>80084120
oh yeah, if i had a huge dick i'd rape all of you. not that i can't even right now, but it would be much more pleasurable to do it if i'd do it with my own dick. bonus points if i could impregnate all of you and ban abortion at the same time.
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>>80085251
I'd like to hook up with a guy like this just out of curiosity, it's basically a completely different sex organ, surely sex is literally impossible with that
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>>80084120
She has a hair on her face and I don't mean her hair. That's gross
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>>80084120
I wouldn't say no to being a bit thicker or longer but it's not something I wish for as I've already been complimented on size.
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>>80084120
Bigger than you pipsqueek
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I have a pretty big pp and it doesn't even matter because I never get laid anyways
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>>80084120
Im happy with my size I just wish it was easier to get and stay fully hard
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>>80084120
Only gay men wish they had even bigger dicks than whatever they were cursed with to begin with. I wish I was a woman so I could be sexually attracted to my own body.
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i got one and it does fuck all for me
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>>80084120
My penis is most often 2-2.5 inches when hard and my main fetish is huge thick asses, I suffer so much.
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>>80088679
Damn thats yummy, keep posting
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>>80088679
why is it so biiiig though
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It used to annoy me having a small dick, but after years of not even getting close to a single woman, it doesn't even bother me (my problems are way bigger for a lack of D to matter).
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one of my favorite bits with foids is to before we plan to meet, tell them im actually super under sized and im embarrassed about it.
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>>80090583
Would be a good way to filter out ran through whores.
I would only try that if my dick were abnormally large though.
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>>80084120
>a big pp?
For what? So it can dip into the toiletbowl water when I'm taking a shit? No thx



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