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this student of the way of fish will try to *do* nothing today
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the mail wagie didnt gib the package. baka gave it to the package center and did le "you werent at home". carrying the big 30kg package was a very big pain but this fish somehow managed to do it
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>>80084354
dildo finally came in?
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the new crystal ball requires one to read the manual which is a pain
>>80084370
what kind of dildo would weigh 30kg?
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>>80084383
probably the one you would get your mom for Valentine's day
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>>80084342
thank you for taking it easy for all of us
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the air fryer bread is in the tummy. my old man body hurts
>>80084443
youre welcome
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probs the first lifteroooo will happen on sunday or tuesday. my body is too fugged up because of the package carrying
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internet discourse about ai is just like internet discourse about ufos. ufo stuff has been le "wooooow this is unprecedented disclosure is coming now!!!!! i am so excited!!!!!!!!" since boomer times. ai internet discourse is le "woooooooow this is agi already!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it will happen any day now, deniers btfo!!!!!!!!!!!!". the way of ufo discourse cause is the result of project blueballs but the way of ai discourse cause is just marketing bs hype
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taking le shower is the hardest part of the getting food humiliation ritual
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yeah we're taking in EASY!
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>>80084784
wrong place, buddy. this is the take it hard thread
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the shower has been taken. the pp has been shaven
>>80084810
wrong baka, this is the *doing* nothing thread
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>>80084869
then stop trying to put your pp inside every poster, baka
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I already asked this and you answered, but I can't remember exactly what you said. Something about a fish dance, I think. How do I get a girlfriend? Please help.
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>>80084342
i want to have therapeutic sex with rei and i believe it would fix my life rather quickly
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this fish is back from the humiliation ritual. still no letter giving me free american citizneship... i got sum skyr
>>80085030
that is something i cant do
>>80085076
you have to walk up *the* mountain first
>>80085118
me too
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>>80085259
> you have to walk up *the* mountain first
what does that mean? are you saying I have to self improooooooov or something? or that I have to put in effort? I can't possibly do that, I really can't anymore.
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>>80085266
you have to walk up *the* mountain and then you will *know*
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>>80085276
what mountain? I've already walked up a mountain. I love mountains
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>>80085276
how do I find *the* mountain
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>>80085282
>>80085289
maybe becoming the girlfriend is a better option for you
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>>80085327
No, I'm too tall and my face probably wouldn't work for trooning out
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the pizza is in the tummy. i found sum very good anime vr lewd stuff but stuff is a huge pain to download
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gib girlfriend whod read the crystal ball manual for me and gibs smol explanation of the important parts
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i think oolong tea time at 4pm
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i blame the west for my suffering
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nq5xZfYm0oo
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>>80085259
>that is something i cant do
then i can't take it easy in here
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my old man back hurts
>>80085750
*sniffs your hair*
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I don't want to be an incel
I want to be loved
I want to be held
I can't take this
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japan owes me more ntr hgames
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>>80085890
kill yourself disgusting pig
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preparing the oolong tea... gib more tea
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This fish will receive a rich chinese mommy wife soon
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>>80085841
baka ojisan will never change...
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The head is somewhat empty
>>80086583
I need to inspect your feet
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>>80086704
what if i'm a hairy ojisan like you?
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The tea time is over
>>80086787
You need to wear the anime kigu then
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>>80086803
what if my fat ugly bastard body doesn't fit in the kigu?
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snaccing the salami snacc
>>80086895
you need to lend me your girlfriend then
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>>80086927
unfortunately i don't have one, gomen
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snaccing the chipseroooos....
>>80086975
baka needs to lose weight to fit in the kigu then
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>>80087004
done, but i still don't consent
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i wish teen me got into csgo instead of call of duty. counterstrike didnt really change much but call of duty changed from a game to a skin marketplace + game to use skin on + algorithm that makes you sneed X feel good so youd playtime maxx. getting into counterstrike as an adult who sucks at le mouse sucks X at a very low level the matches really heckin suck because its always one team getting all wins
>>80087131
i dont need your consent
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https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1737068147940003.mp4
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the uki conflict is kind of
>russia played russian roulette and won
>china is doing nothing and winning
>america is doing psychopath stuff fucking over europe, making sure it wont become a competitor and winning
>europe is farming updoots on reddit and losing
stuff is so embarrassing
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america is way more of an enemy to europe than russia but europeans love american cock
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i dont want to be a europoor. europe is literally the only global power acting against its own interests to please their american masters and europe is proud of it
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maybe me being oppressed by the system is a good thing. probs would stay here if the system gave support. i have no reason to stay here after my astral katana gets to a certain sharpness
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this fish vill become chinese and this fish vill be happy
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2 days of no Aisu posts... I am dying...

>>80084354
Fukken lazy wagies not doing their job properly again...

>>80087211
Baka wishes to be a terrorist...
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>>80087704
>terrorist
baka made sure my threaderoooo gets saved in the glowie database....
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america or china should give me citizenship for having a huge pp. i am like a very rare pokemon
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i was so heckin scared of this scene when i was smol for some reason
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GAGNlz3UG0
and according to conspiracy stuff the show was being influenced by glowies to teach children
>you are always being watched
>obey and you will be rewarded
>disobey and you will be punished
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me when a new baka appears in the pond
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxZRV6OZKJ4
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this fish talks big game online about being the enemy of the system while being like this irl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTTOX7a-uaU
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my mind is extremely strong and extremely weak at the same time
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>>80087211
d-dame
>>80087579
this europoor doesn't feel oppressed, maybe baka should try moving to another europoor country before selling his body to le chinese government
>>80087851
kowai
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>>80088155
baka is a fellow europoor... we could have intercourse
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this fish is getting a lot better at draweroooo. i guess if drawerooo works out i will probs move to east europe. probs would be very easy
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>>80087704
Aisu posted 9 seconds after I posted this... what kind of astral connection is this

>>80087737
Yes

>>80088537
>this fish is getting a lot better at draweroooo.
Not true, unless baka has proof?
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maybe watching the yuru yuri
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the yuru yuri has been watched. this fish will go to sleep now. good night everyone
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>>80088837
Baka is watching CGDCT...

>>80089607
Goodnight :(



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