Would it count as prostitution to pay someone to give me the e-boyfriend experience? I do not wish to pay for prostitution atm.
>>80084556dont pay for that. just be parasocial
>>80084556Have you never heard of Snapchat?
>>80084556Why not date me?
>>80084575I'm not looking to date. I'm lonely, but I don't want someone catching feelings, I can't commit right now.
>>80084556you realize every guy here would do it for free. unless you're looking for something specific
>>80084556Can I use u as a practice gf
>>80084589what is "the e-boyfriend experience"?
>>80084589Why not hang out with me for the e-bf experience? where do you live pookie?
>>80084574Yes. See : >>80084575Lighten up, by the way. All your posts make you seem extremely jaded and easily aggravated.Not saying that's how you necessarily came off today, I've just noticed it in general. So I thought you should know. Sorry if you haven't been feeling great.
>>80084590Something specific, yes.
>>80084596Treating me like I'm their girlfriend in a way. Allowing us to be intimate with eachother, making me feel cared for etc. An online thing.
>>80084609>Lighten up, by the way. All your posts make you seem extremely jaded and easily aggravated.What? That's what Snapchat is used for. Fuck off and don't tell me what to do.
>>80084631You weren't implying I could find a bf on Snapchat?
yeah, it would. it would count as the most pathetic kind too, because youre paying for something even lowly than sex and getting completely artificial affection in return, lower than talking to an AI chatbot, because someone is actively scamming you for money and youre willingly falling for iti could talk to you for free, but something tells me this is a bait/attention thread and you don't actually wanna talk to people, so
>>80084556i'll be your fake e bf if you have a vagina. i'll perv on you and love bomb you but you won't really mean anything to me.
>>80084638I was implying that you can easily find an E-BF but what does that have to do with >>8008457?
>>80084643>i could talk to you for free, but something tells me this is a bait/attention thread and you don't actually wanna talk to people, so.It's actually not a bait/attention thread. I have 40-60 Euro to burn, and I was thinking about what it would be like to spend it this way.I just can't really commit to any sort of relationship atm, but I was lonely, so I thought payment would be enough for someone to allow themselves to get intimate with me without developing feelings.
>>80084556I'll do it for free except I'll be really bad it and haven't ever been in an e-relationship
>>80084663Because I explained to them that I'm not looking for a real bf.
>>80084666as i said, i (anonymous) can do it for free. drop a contact if you wanna chat. keep your money
>>80084678I wouldn't want to drop my contact here since it's public, sorry
>>80084673Whoa, really? That's what Snapchat is for. Have you never heard of it?
>>80084683inv me on discord: ornthral
>>80084683i'd make a tempmail for you to add, but seems like you already got a buddy to chat with. again, keep your money. 'paid' virtual affection is maybe the biggest cancer i can think of. talk with an AI if you wanna, but dont be scammed
>>80084695No, unfortunatly, I've never heard of it
>>80084698>>80084725I appreciate you wanting to talk, but at the same time, it feels unwise adding people that I don't really know anything about. Yeah, there have been people on 4chan that I've wished I had asked for their tags or something, but I knew something about them. We had some kind of previous conversation here before.
>>80084734Oh you have heard of it? So you know it's what people use online to talk to the other gender? That's wild that you know all this but still posed this question as if you didn't.
>>80084556How do you have a problem finding a bf? Just find someone who's super hot and hit on them while flexing your iq, men find funny women very attractive.
>>80084744i actually agree with you, dont really think adding randoms would go anywhere. but someone willing to literally be scammed wouldn't be thinking too much about that, I guessanyway, join a few servers, talk to people. make a tinder/whatever dating app is popular in your area. get the real thing, as a woman no matter how ugly, it is within your reach
>>80084745Why do you always sound like you have a chip on your shoulder lol. I can explain why I'm not on Snapchat (or anywhere else) looking for a *real* bf.If you ask kindly desu.
>>80084744Just make a throwaway discord account to add them. I've been adding people off here for a while and I met like 1 person that was genuinely unpleasant and made like 3 really good friends.
>>80084753>hit on them while flexing your iqU->men find funny women very attractive.Oh no...
>>80084556is this pit sniffer girl
>>80084780Thank you for the kind advice, anon. The problem is that I can't be in a relationship rn though. I'm just not able to commit atm, but that doesn't stop me from feeling lonely. I just wish I could *almost* have a bf without him really catching feelings, but that's impossible (and arguably unethical)
>>80084783I gave you an exact answer and for some reason you still think I'm implying that you'll find your future husband on snapchat. You're either being irritating on purpose or you're just stupid. Unless you're just looking for a fucking penpal to ERP with, Snapchat IS the answer to your question.
>>80084793Nope, not me>>80084753I just can't be in a relationship atm. I still feel lonely though, so I genuinely considered what it would be like to pay someone to act like my bf without wanting to commit.
>>80084795it's not, it's called casual/fwb/whatever normies call it. arguably, most men would be fine with just thatunless, for some reason, you do not want sex, but want the affection that comes from a relationship. i dont think thats as easily attainable. you're probably overthinking stuff and suffering for no reason
>>80084803Yeah why not just get a regular relationship
>>80084799>ERPI don't own a business, so no. I'm not looking for someone to help me in enterprise resource management or anything like that. Thank you though, you sound like a smart and business savvy anon.>Snapchat IS the answer to your question.I have a feeling you believe I'm looking for something I'm not, sorry for the confusion.
>>80084744Girl, the point of adding people is to talk to them. There's no need to marry them
>>80084813I'm in a position in life where I can barely commit to a friendship, let alone a relationship. So I just don't let myself pursue either, I'd just end up disappointing the other person.
>>80084815har har anon lolgood luck with the e-bf that you do not want but do want but don't "oh I'm so confused and vulnerable" shtick
>>80084821Well in that case I'd be doing the same thing as you. Maybe even trying nofap as it seems to work well for all the cool dudes I talk to.
>>80084824>oh I'm so confused and vulnerableI don't think it's really that. I can't be in a relationship, but I'm lonely. I think it makes sense I would seek out alternatives for intimate company.
>>80084744That's fine. Offer is on the board. I'd rather not divulge my entire personality online.
>>80084829I dint know if not masturbating would really help. I actually feel kind of less lonely after masturbating, but maybe that's just the temporary chemical release after each orgasm.
>>80084835what you're looking for is a friend, dumb ass.
>>80084835Anon, I'm having trouble telling if you're a bot, retarded, or just a really good troll. I have a feeling this probably impacts your potential relationships.
>>80084843I also don't really feel like I could commit myself properly to a friend either, unfortunately.
>>80084844I'm the two last things
>>80084848what commitment? I talk to my gay friend every other day. sometimes one of us disappear for like a week or something. chill out
>>80084855Ideally I'd want to do more than that, but I can't. Maybe I am just overthinking it, but idk.
>>80084844Is name fagging against the rules?
>>80084599When will you morons realize "Femcels" do this shit for attention>"Oh look at me, I'm so lonely! If only I had a boyfriend.">"I could be your boyfriend.">"Well uhh... Erm... I'm like - not looking to date right now so... Yeah..."This happens every single time, she's not looking to date or have an "E-boyfriend" experience, she just wants retards like you to validate her.
>>80084873Probs true, desu.
>>80084871i recently made a female fwb from this board and it's the best thing ever. we get to hang out and have fun like friends would but then we also get each other off. is this the kind of thing you're looking for?
>>80084873>if only I had a boyfriend."If I wanted a real bf, I wouldn't be talking about paying someone to be an explicitly fake one. Yeah, I'm still lonely, and those guys offered to help, but it feels bad adding people I've had no prior conversation with.Yeah, if I was looking for friends/a bf (like you thought I was) it would be hypocritical to turn them away, but I wasn't looking for friends/a bf. I just can't be in a relationship atm, I can't commit to it. So I was looking for alternatives.
>>80084890I suppose so. I'd want there to be at least some connection though.
>>80084651There is a high possibility that he's a dude.
>>80084930>I'd want there to be at least some connection though.oh yeah, me too! it would feel pointless otherwise. it feels so much better when you're able to do that stuff with someone you're close with and the two of you can really get all personal with it.
>>80084920ik you're a troll because if you payed someone you wouldnt have known anything about them either.
>>80084989No, because those people were offering me a somewhat real connection, no? With the paid for bf, that would just be a fake thing to make me feel less lonely, an experience where I I'm guaranteed to not have to worry about him developing feelings (since he's pretending)
>>80084996Do you enjoy trolling this much? You should find a different hobby. You want a connection, but you also don't. You're looking for a square circle.
>>80085016>you want connection but also don't Actually yes, that's right. In a way, I want what I can't have.
>>80085025yeah, you're a troll. you aren't lonely. Lonely people post their discord tags on 4ch. Lonely people would talk to anyone. You want to have the status of 'lonely' because you think it gives more depth to you as a person. What you actually want is a personality.
>>80084842Definitely not hut I wouldn't do it I'd maybe pay a man hooked to fuck me that's it
>>80085049If you were pretty, the man would fuck you for free.
>>80085042>You want to have the status of 'lonely' because you think it gives more depth to you as a person.I don't want to be lonely, nor do I think it adds depth to my character.
>>80085061You want to be lonely. That's why you make excuses constantly.
>>80084556yes it obviously would, if you have to even ask then you already knowpaying for platonic companionship is ok for me but e-bf exp is crossing into territory with more serious consequences
>>80085058I'm just gay not a girl but I'm about as pretty as it gets bitch
>>80085155Thank God you're gay now the bar is comfortably lower
>>80085155Men can't be pretty.
>>80085162No way youre straight
>>80085164Then why am I gay for hot dudes sister
>>80085170>gay for hot dudesIn heat for gay dudes
Guys its so obivious its either a guy or a tranny, a girl wouldnt type this shit.
>>80084589>I can't commit right nowwe've got an actual cis foid here ladies and gentlemen
>>80085192Would you want me to try and commit when I can't? Please stop projecting, you're thinking of women who make men think they're getting in to something special before letting them down. I just straight up don't even try to start relationships in order to not disappoint people.
>>80085207So you're looking for a platonic relationship and you think you can find it on this board?
>>80085224I don't even think of could handle a friendship, so I'm hesitant to try and make any.
>>80085228Why are you so frail bro, have you tried lifting and eating more protein.
>>80085235Idk if that would really help haha
>>80085241Bigger muscles can't hurt.
>>80085242I should probably say I'm a woman. That's why I don't really think it'll help, but thank you for the kind advice.I just struggle with feeling like I can have friends etc, so I made this post, stupidly fantasising about how I could maybe pay someone to act like my bf. I'd delete it if I could, but it's not working. It's such a dumb post.
>>80085262I don't even know how could a man act with a woman, because I don't interact with women.So this hypothetical boyfriend could pretend to care about your day?Purely encyclopedial interest.
>>80084556Depending on what exactly you want them to do for you, it could classify as sex work, but I don't think you can rightfully call it prostitution if there's no physical sexual contact
>>80085272>So this hypothetical boyfriend could pretend to care about your day?Yeah, that's what I was picturing. Again, it's just a dumb thought, but I was just thinking of someone who would act like they care about me the most, and I'd act like I feel the same way.
>>80085280If this was the case, the other person would develop feelings for you, if he didn't he would be a calculating psychopath.A robotic husband could be ideal for you but the technology isn't there yet I think.
>>80085294>if he didn't he would be a calculating psychopath.Yeah, that's the thing. What I'm fantasising about would be downright unethical.
>>80085300You are a naughty lady.
>>80085302I know, I wouldn't really do it though. That would be tricking the guy in to developing feelings.
>>80085207lmao like it has anything to do with commitmentyour brain is inherently disgusted by the type of dysgenic noncompetitive beta male that posts here, but you're desperate for attention and affirmation and you know those men will give it to you for free regardless of your "I'm not looking to date teehee" disclaimerbut if Chad Eugenic suddenly swooped into your life you'd magically find hidden reserves of commitment
>>80085318So what, men are sturdy.He would forget about it after meeting the next pretty woman giving him attention.
>>80085319>your brain is inherently disgusted by the type of dysgenic noncompetitive beta male that posts here.Not true. My favourite people are from this place. I often run in to nice robots, wishing I had asked for their discord tags (but I'm too shy) You sound like you just can't handle the thought that a woman likes the company of fellow robots, anon. >disclaimerbut if Chad Eugenic suddenly swooped into your life you'd magically find hidden reserves of commitment.Please stop pushing your fetish, I'm not a Chad chaser. In an ideal world, I'd honestly want a robot bf. Please stop being a pos, not every woman is a Chad chaser.
>>80085325I doubt it. We're all sensitive when it comes to those we develop feelings towards, regardless of gender.
>>80085377A spry pussy can help you forget.
>>80085318Not really? What you're looking for is an empathetic guy who doesn't want a relationship. As long as you're clear about that from that start it's not an issue IMO.You seem neat, if you want to talk just make a throwaway discord or ask for contact info
>>80084666I mean... I could give you something brief but intense.You might need therapy afterwards tho :3
>>80085611>You seem neat, if you want to talk just make a throwaway discord or ask for contact info.I just honestly find it hard to. There have been so many times where I'm having a conversation on 4chan, and I really want to ask for their contact info, but I'm too shy to do it. Then they get away.
>>80085636Well don't regret not adding and obsess about it in the future. Have been in a bunch of long-term (4+ year) relationships, so I guess I'm as good as any to be a free e-bf prostitute?also I won't fall for youdisc throwawayspookelanterns
