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recently i have been feeling particularly touch starved, and i don't know why. i can't help but think of getting pinned down by a toned guy and feeling him have his way with me
fuck, it's even affecting my ability to fall asleep
i need to do something about this
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>>80084936
it is 1:00am for OP
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>>80084944
it is in fact 7am for me. why do you think it's 1am
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>>80084953
>why do you think it's 1am
because you're gay
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>>80084936
i mean what's stopping you from getting a body pillow with or without the cover, it wont solve it but it'll kinda help
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>>80084966
a body pillow isn't warm, doesn't smell nice, can't hold me, is too soft, and doesn't move around
>>80084962
not sure i follow
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>>80084979
/soc/ is right on the left, or get or prosty
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>>80084991
i have actually been hanging around on /soc/ a lot recently. most of the guys there can't interact with another human being to save their life. it sucks. and i'd sooner kill myself than use a prostitute
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>>80084998
well shit i'll agree with you there not that i can get any girl in the first place, anon i don't know what to tell you, your just gonna have to thug it out in the same boat as the rest of us lil old robots down here
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>>80085009
it's okay anon. i wasn't actually looking for advice. if i were, i would've gone to /adv/. i just came here to bitch and moan
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>>80085014
on god fuck ourselves, that's all we can do is drink
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>>80085023
it's painful, but it is what it is i guess
i'll manage somehow. i always do
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>>80085074
the way i cope is just to be in a constant of stimulation, how's your morning going down on the other side of the planet, any plans for today ?
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>>80085096
i'm going to try to get a couple hours more sleep before going in to work, maybe. i did 12 1/2 hours yesterday (and have been pulling similar hours all week) so i should be pretty tired, but i woke up after only 4-5 hours. kinda sucks honestly. at least the pay is decent
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>>80084936
>woman posts about how horny she is on overwhelmingly male website
fascinating how even if unintentionally female behavior always tends towards whoredom
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>>80085110
shiitt only 4 hours of freedom, what do you even do with that short time, i'm lucky that i'm currently on leave but supervisor said i basically got to basically do 5 more jobs in my 1 because when i get back so i'm probably fucked but heyy at least its 8 hours still, feels bad anon
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>>80085130
does sleep count as freedom? haha. it's not really real to work so much, i agree, but eh. what can you do.
i usually just read a couple of chapters from a book i like and eat then shower and sleep. it's basically, wake up, work, come home, eat/read a little bit, shower, sleep, repeat most every day for me
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>>80084936
we're very lucky that girls aren't as strong or stronger than guys
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>>80085148
bro are you ok, bro what the fuck, but heyy i'm not much better since all i do is the same thing sprinkled with some exercise so i don't get fired for failing workplace physicals and with youtube and anonland and all, do you like your job at least?
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>>80085158
how come?
>>80085175
yeah it's a little depressing honestly, but people scare me, so i don't know what else i would do really. i thankfully like my job and it pays decently. that's what i tell myself to get through each day. it's nice to see the number go up. i do wish i had more going on in my life, though. or at least someone close to me
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>>80085198
nah it's not that bad, i probably just oversaw it since it just seemed as such little time to do it all, i get what you mean with the people with their eyes giving me the heeby jeebies and haven't gone outside in a couple of weeks since starting leave, what do you do at your job or the industry ? and what are you saving for ?
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>>80084936
>foid wants to be ravished by a muscular chad
wow, how original
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>>80085243
Do you never fantasise about a certain kind of woman, dude bro?
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>>80085198
cuz foids are big stinky dum dums!
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>>80085232
i do a lot of different things depending on what the company needs from me. at the moment i am doing some interviews with potential new hires. i'm not really saving for anything in particular, i guess. it's just better to have money than to not have it. i guess it would be nice to have a house, eventually, but i'm not sure whether it would be very fun to buy one if i were just going to live alone in it
>>80085243
sorry, should i fantasize about ugly, repulsive creeps instead? it's a fantasy dude. why would i not pick the hottest guy possible for it? besides, i didn't even say he was chad. frankly, chad types scare me off. i know we wouldn't get along well. i would prefer someone who shared my interests. but yes it would help if he were hot and built well. how could it not?
>>80085286
hmm i think that might just be all humans, anon
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>>80084936
Just go fap and touch yourself, retarded question, and if you want your fantasies to come true naturally spoiler it wont be the type of guy youd want. you either find one to rp it or go around at night with skimpy clothes and hope one who has nothing to lose does it.
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>>80085308
the economy will reset this year, balances go to 0, new system coming online
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>>80085308
hmm so kinda like an assistant or just huck you on whatever the corpo slog demands, yea i guess your right, i don't really spend till around december or new years but then it's back to the backburner of essentials, mmm i mean theres a lot of things you can do with a house no? like get a cat or a dog or take the reptilepill
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>>80085323
i didn't ask a question. i know the fantasies won't come true, though. that's why i'm complaining
>>80085330
two more weeks
>>80085341
i just worry that would make me feel even lonelier. like pets are really cool, don't get me wrong, but they're no substitute for a real person
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>>80085389
yea no that's valid, usually people get pets to supplement the loneliness, all we can do is cope and try to find escapism till hopefully we find someone, but we don't really leave our homes too much do we, what do you read usually?
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Same but gender-reversed. I want a girl to pin me down and deflower me. Drug me or tie me up or just hold my wrists while staring into my eyes, kissing me, biting me, and plapping me like it's a sport.
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>>80085308
What are your autistic special interests anon? Your line of thinking is cute and I'm going to beat off to imagining you being painfully horny
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>>80084936
>im op, im foid, i want a "toned guy" to pin me down
alright femanon, good talk, not sure why youre here, thinking you get that here? idk
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>>80084998
what threads do you go on on soc?
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yay i managed to fall asleep for a few hours. i feel a lot better now
>>80085418
mostly fantasy romance stuff. in fact i'd say that's well over 70% of what i read. i do occasionally go for nomance, but i don't like it as much
>>80085432
sorry, but that's just not very attractive to most people
>>80085557
how can you tell that i'm an autist... i don't think i said anything particularly autistic. my special interest is probably reading books, if that's allowed to count as one. during the nap i just took, i dreamt that i was working for a library delivering books for them, and i kept trying to befriend everyone i visited. it was kind of fun. some of the books were crazy thick/heavy, though
>>80085748
i'm coming to the "whine about your life" board to whine about my life
>>80086209
pretty much exclusively ones local to my area. occasionally the sfw discord/dating threads, although i mostly only lurk. anything else gets hidden, especially the gross threads. i have over 100 threads on the board hidden currently
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do you deserve to fuck a toned guy? why?
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>>80086815
no one "deserves" (or doesn't deserve) anything from other people in that regard, and it's fundamentally unhealthy to view relationships in such a transactional sense
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>>80086801
>i'm coming to the "whine about your life" board to whine about my life

completely fair, kinda of insulted, but fair
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>>80086801
>sorry, but that's just not very attractive to most people
>>t. turbovirgin
most women with healthy libidos would readily oblige in my experience.
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>>80086829
actually i deserve sex from women
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>>80086831
i didn't mean it in an insulting way. i used to use /r9k/ a lot more regularly like ~10 years ago when that was the generally accepted attitude. well, i guess some of them were enjoying the NEET life and hating on normies, but that isn't as common now.
>>80086836
then surely you can go find one right away?
>>80086853
well i hope you've been a very good boy this year, anon
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>>80086901
>then surely you can go find one right away?
My gf kisses me on the shitter. Dirty horny bitches are a dime a dozen.
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>touch starved
consider shaving your legs and wearing compressive pantyhose, thank me later
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>>80086939
i'm really confused about what you're trying say? most couples would do that. that's pretty normal, albeit it probably doesn't happen regularly in most relationships, but it has nothing to do with what anon was saying
>>80086998
i don't understand this one, either. what's that meant to accomplish? preventing blood clots or something?
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>>80087021
>preventing blood clots or something?
its to reduce the touch starved cravings. it doesnt have to be medical grade compression legwear strictly but since it "hugs" your legs much more tightly it feels better. can be pantyhose from walmart too if its thick and opaque enough too.

it feels soooo good anon, i was having a similar problem although i didnt want a guy dick me down. i wouldnt have minded a guy dicking me down either but more like man or woman i just wanted some physical contact. the legwear made me forget about it
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>>80087021
>>80087052
ok sorry i misread the thread, youre a guy or a girl? i thought you were a guy becoming prison homo so thats what my advice was meant for, if youre a girl you have so much more alternatives. girls are more emotionally supportive and open than guys are and also get very physical but not so much with a random guy. idk what you should do anon
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>>80086801
Cute library dream non.

Uh Not sure how I knew you were autistic, just a gut feeling on "someone who shares my interests". Since autism is closely related to special interests I guess.

Glad to hear you got some rest.
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>>80086801
sorry, but you're just not very attractive to most people
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>>80084936
>i can't help but think of getting pinned down by a toned guy and feeling him have his way with me
ooh ooh OP i'm a pretty big strong guy but I don't want to have sex can I please just pin you down and hold you and say sweet things please I've been lifting for so fucking long I just want a woman to lust for me just a bit
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>>80087052
>>80087124
oh interesting. i wonder how well that works
>>80087160
haha, that's a little embarrassing for me, honestly
>>80087405
probably. i'm very anxious around strangers and have a difficult time socializing with them
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femoid threads be like "ugh I want to be plapped by chad"

wow so much interesting I must contriboote
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I'm not toned but I can still pin you down and rape you if that's what you want. I'd be happy to do it for you OP, since I'm a generous and caring kinda guy
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>>80084936
oh gross i bookmarked this last night before bed thinking you were a guy



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