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Would you guys rather remain permavirgins or be in a "relationship" like this?
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>>80085555
dude looks like he shoots up with sixteen yos highschoolers while his wife goes on dinner dates
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>>80085555
can someone post the plebbit screencap where the wife wanted an open relationship and the husband just started to fuck trannies?
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Why are foids and simps like this?
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>>80085619
Practicing choreographic dance with your partner is fun, keeps you active and strengthens pair bonding. What's the problem here?
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>>80085555
What an abomination Millennials and Zoomers turned out to be. I mean I always had a hunch it was going to end badly because of what lousy people baby boomers and gen x are but we're living in a literal nightmare with how mentally ill and retarded 90% of the population is. Thank god people get old and die and no one's bullshit can go on forever.
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>>80085555
I'd rather be tortured to death than TOUCH that hideous troll of a purported female, let alone fuck her. Share her with other men?
>ProjectileVomiting.gif
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How did I know it would be sinnabunny
Also how does she keep getting men and women to have sex with her when she has ren and stimpy teeth
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>>80085555
I'm just fascinated it's always hideous pairings that do this shit. You think at least the one with all the partners would be hot, but every time they look like dumpster trash that you think would never hod a stead relationship of any kind. Makes me wonder if this is just staged shit they are making up for attention.
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>>80085619
>>80085627
when people say "if you want to get laid have a real personality" this is an example of what they're talking about. if a dude can do this and also not be an insecure whiny pussy that's basically chad tier man for a girl like that. will he get cucked and fucked? depends on the girl.
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>>80085555
Seeing shit like this honestly makes me appreciate that I haven't sacrificed my dignity for such a shit woman. There do seem to be far worse fates than being an incel.
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>>80085706
>You think at least the one with all the partners would be hot
The ones that are aren't starved for attention and don't care to post their cringy interactions online for validation.
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>>80085555
Literally would rather be a virgin than give up my dignity like that. Holy shit how do men like that even get up and look at themselves in the mirror
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>>80085706
Self organizing systems anon. Beautiful people with something going on in their life pair off with other beautiful people.

Low lifes and degenerates pair off with others like them and being ugly usually goes with the territory of being low on the social hierarchy.

It makes perfect sense that this is they dynamic and a deviation from this would be the real outlier.
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>>80085619
To be fair, this is SEVERAL ORDERS OF MAGNITUDE less embarrassing and pathetic than sitting at home while your wife gets railed in a restaurant bathroom waiting for her leftover food that the person she's cucking you with bought her, then having your pathetic life plastered on the internet by your "loving" wife so she can get internet brownie points at your expense rather than just keeping it private.
>>80085706
The attractive ones are going to swingers parties, which is still bad but at least it's more private and a tiny bit less embarrassing.
>>80085555
checked btw
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>>80085555
Ahhh yes. I love listening to my fugly worn out whore of a wife moaning in the other room as a man pleases her in a way I never could. And if I get pizza out of the deal that's even better... I'm not crying, the pizzas just hot.
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>>80085555
i was waiting for the camera to pan to her and she looked exactly like i was expecting
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>>80085706
Polyamorous people are always ugly and base their self worth on their fuckability. They think having a harem of five 2/10's equals a 10/10
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>>80085717
They also tend to be monogamy because they have the value to hold it and as you said are neither starved for attention or care. They know they could have the world so they just take what they want to be happy and call it a day. Meanwhile these macabre faced freaks do all sorts of stupid shit to seem "valuable"
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>>80085555
My dad warned me ages ago that the worst women are the women that are ugly but not so ugly simps won't Fuck them.
He explained that these women very quickly learn they can trade sex for simps' dignity and cash and they will then manipulate as many simps as possible to get stuff.
He warned me no woman has a body count higher than 4/-10-6/10 woman because all she has is sex and there are a fuckton of men that will fuck anything they can, regardless of the shame they ought to feel.
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>>80085728
>Self organizing systems anon. Beautiful people with something going on in their life pair off with other beautiful people.
It's weirder than that and Beautiful people with something going on in their life pair off with very average looking behaving people.

>>80085739
Makes me think of people drowning in debt just so they can look rich, only person they are hurting is themselves.
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>>80085706
my brother is unwashed mentally ill sex offender, hes got women calling all day and night. literally just be extroverted
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Is this the foid hate thread?
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>>80085555
Bro you would not catch me dead with em nigga marking girls.
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>>80085762
There is always wiggle room for nuance and oddities but hopefully you get what I mean. Certain ways of living are more likely to be done by certain people with certain characteristics.
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>>80085792
>I'm 42 and living life supposedly how I want
>So I'm going to spend it by thinking about people I don't like!
What a pity.
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Why are foids so self destructive?
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>>80085792
Every thread is the designated female hate thread. Goes with being on r9k
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>>80085660
>What an abomination Millennials and Zoomers turned out to be.
>what lousy people baby boomers and gen x are
Gen Alpha underageb&
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Imagine the smell
If you will?
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>>80085555
>bringing home the leftovers
Ironic considering she is the human embodiment of leftovers
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Fat hideous hamplanets like this can get boyfriends, why are simps so pathetic and mentally ill? Were they abused by women as kids?
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>>80085792
As I get older, the more I appreciate this old saying I heard:
>Happy people don't go out of their way to remind others that they're happy
>If you enjoy your life, it'll be so obvious that you won't need to say it out loud
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>>80085882
This dude gives me "grew up pussyless and picked up self improvement in adulthood" vibes, he looks uncomfortable and unsure of himself, the lack of pussy scarred him for life
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Would you guys put up with her for pussy?
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>>80086031
Years ago I met a "fembot" who acted exactly like these quirk chunguses on video calls. She unironically gave me the ick and I noped out asap. She was even reasonably cute and all, but nope.
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>>80085619
Absolutely nothing wrong or cringe about this. Their bond must be pretty deep to dance together like that
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>>80085619
What's wrong with that again?
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>>80085821
This one's AI generated, they still can't get hands right.
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>>80086031
>quit being a grumpy npdemon, do a bouncy dance and fill out the form
i could have it all...
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>>80086031
>>80085555
Main takeaway from the thread. Having a man bun will give you a lifetime of cuckoldry.
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>>80086076
>>80085627
Some people are so scared of standing out in any way possible that they get second-hand anxiety by just looking at videos of someone else doing something slightly out of the ordinary. And then their ego subconsciously tries to justify that feeling by making them believe that whatever the person on the video does is "cringe" and therefore that it is *them* it is something wrong with, and not themselves.
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>>80086119
I tie my hair back like that for convenience when lifting but I am not a cuckold, if my gf ever suggested that I would slap her then leave
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>>80086119
If manbuns are the cuck haircut, then what is the Chad haircut?
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>>80086224
Infact you are so secure in your gay little bun that you feel the need to defend it on 4chan dot org.

>>80086241
Norwood 6 and 7
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>>80086241
some high and tight shit that only homosexuals like
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>>80086274
its not in a bun though
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>>80086426
>it's not a bun, it's a ponytail
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>>80086442
its not in a ponytail either
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>>80085555
like, i could just buy pizza myself, jerk to porn, and have more sanity, and have more money.
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>>80086070
Posting yourself online doing that retarded shit is extremely cringe, if you don't think so your are simply mentally retarded.
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>>80086471
Something like this maybe?
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>>80085674
Indeed bro, same
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>>80086515
its not tied up in anything, flowing free brah
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>>80086241

The Aragorn.
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>>80086580
>Aragorn
goonettes be leakin for the king of humans
they be in heat for a honorable man like him
they wanna be his elf wife so fucking bad
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>>80086514
see
>>80086167
for your description
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Honestly I don't know who I hate more, foids or simps
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>>80085619
peak reddit millenial liberal new york couple



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