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I hate having a small pp
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>>80086806
I don't care it's not like i get to use it anyway
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>>80086809
I never used it either but i feel like if i ever show it to someone it'll be laughed at...
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>>80086806
stretch suspensory ligament, use pump, lightly before gettin with someone, google how to stretch it, so you dont accidentally cause it to scar
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>>80086812
how long would it take to gain an inch
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>>80086812
doesnt that only increase flaccid length
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>>80086806
How bad is it? You can get away with a lot, believe it or not. Lots of women see porn and immediately get that it's not real life but way overestimate the lengths of those guys' dicks. I'm a good 6" but multiple girls have thought I'm like 7" or something because their previous boyfriend lied and said his 4" was 5" or something stupid like that. They genuinely believe average porn actors have like 11" dicks like they've never held a ruler in their hands before.
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I was walking down the street the other day and these hot girls were looking at me.
When I got near they said "Hey you look like a guy with a huge cock" and then they winked at me
I didn't turn their way.
I just said "Looks can be deceiving".
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>>80086823
It's only slightly above average
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>>80086832
what are you a fucking retard
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>>80086817
i gained something like a 1.5 inch, and it took me a year lol, the ligament will rebound a bit, but afterwards its permanent.
it also depends how much duck you actually got hiding within you lol, most porn stars have the ligament completely cut
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>>80086838
don't you need to be like 8 inches at the very least?
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>>80086844
are you original OP
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>>80086806
I love tiny dicks and how sensitive they are.
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>>80086832
Fuck you i actually have 4.5 inches also im european idk how i got that unlucky
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>>80086819
no its the ligament that hold your dick in place when youre hard, most guys have part of the dick being held within them from the ligament, stretching it, allows more dick out
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become a bottom and the boys will think it's cute
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>>80086859
we are the same
we both can't satisfy women
i am also european
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>>80086819
pump increases length and girth but is only like 2 days temporary.
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>>80086862
but i am not gay though
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>>80086858
>I love tiny dicks and how sensitive they are
And you're a dude and stink probably
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>>80086881
>but i am not gay though
I'll make you one.
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>>80086891
back to r9gay with you faggot
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>>80086889
>And you're a dude and stink probably
It's so hot and steamy under this blanket. Come here, boy~
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>>80086913
>Come here, boy~
nah bro
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>>80086856
>are you original OP
yes i am OP
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>>80086806
if you have micro pengus, and doctor is able confirm it, you can be proscribed dht, and thatll make your body grow it to its 'natural' size.
research seems to imply that anyone who went through a typical puberty and ther pingus is "average" it wont work on them
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>>80086891
You won't. Only girls can turn me on.
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>>80086932
i meant dht cream, im so origional and cool
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>>80086922
https://youtu.be/6M9TzhlpMLg

>>80086936
>You won't. Only girls can turn me on.
We'll see about that after I'm done with you.
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>>80086965
faggot, go jerk off right now, you mother fucker
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>>80086858
big dicks are more sensitive actually. maybe it's different for actual vaginal sex, dunno.
>>80086844
take a ruler and find out how enormous 8 inches are. it's about half the length of my thigh and 8/10th of my forearm.
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theres a evil faggot itt, dont let them psyop you guys.
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op, stop ritualistically humiliationg yourself by calling you dick a pp. youre setting yourself up for evil faggots to just abuse you
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>>80086965
ur a rapist
>>80087020
girls need a lot to be satisfied
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>>80086991
>faggot, go jerk off right now, you mother fucker
I just came.

>>80087104
>ur a rapist
Never been convicted of teaching you boys the ins and outs of the male body.
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>>80087136
u want to rape me
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>>80087147
>u want to rape me
I wouldn't say that.
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See you at my place, gon tear that boy pussy up. I'll have niggas screaming like they're in a Tom & Jerry cartoon.
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>>80087037
It's a pp because it's small
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>>80087020
You have very short arms anon
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>>80086806
Is 13-14 cm small?
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>>80088530
bump please respond anons is it small
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>>80088663
Find out for yourself.
https://calcsd.info/chart

And use Western average unless your only "competition" is East/South Asians.

(I'm 19.75cm x 14cm but unused, lol.)
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>>80088530
yes it is
it's smaller than 8 inches
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>>80086806
Thank you for giving me the inspiration to edit this ancient comic.
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>>80089815
i miss what the internet used to be.



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