>be me>reach 100 years old >make a deal with the devil to gain my youth back as well as another 100 years of life and promise him a massive favor as payback >spend those 100 years becoming a vampire guru promising Nonillionares eternal life as long as they fund my "research">accumulate a tremendous amount of wealth>1 year before the end of my 100 years Take a plane to Las Vegas entering the nearest casino >bet 983.2 duotrigintillion dollars on red >(branching decision based on the outcome) hypothetical N1: lose and trigger the bombs planted all around the globe from the entirety of the US to Israel to Russia to North Korea and finally France because why not and proceeding to blow up with it all >Hypothetical N2: win 1966.4 duotrigintillion dollars becoming the richest creature to roam the universe buying every country Meanwhile introducing the dollar to other intelligent species and buying the entire galaxy >(only comes after hypothetical N2)Raise an army to intergalactically large and develop such destructive weapons that my empire has ascended to a celestial levels of power >invade hell killing every demon in sight>enter Satan's castle >after a legendary hard-fought battle capture Satan and and set a execution date for him >seconds before the execution step into the execution chamber telling Satan "Just remembered, I have a favor to repay">make Satan my follower sparing his life >enjoy an infinite life full of demonic blessings with Satan promising me eternal life and the destruction of my future intergalactic enemies >realize that I am living in an empire with trillions of females therefore trillions of viganas >profitSee ya never virgins
