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Dear, my dearest dearly beloved FEMBOT, you will be FUCKED a million billion times. That is one with a trillion zeros. That is a hundred trillion billion ones and zeros. You will be FUCKED anally, orally, vaginally. My dearest sweet fembot. Will it be I that is fucking you? NO. It will be the PENSIS of the universe that converge on your vagina, to slick it and stink it with their corrosive liquids and scents. You will be filled with GOOP.
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>>80090541
>GOOP
GOOP!
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>>80090541
>a million billion times
>that's 1 with a trillion zeroes
a million billion is a quadrillion, or one with 15 zeroes. That's still a lot of GOOP though. I'm never too horny to correct simple errors of mathematics.
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what the goop
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>>80090592
you will be FUCKED into infinity. that is a 0 with one hundred ones
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a million. a trillion billion zillion gorillion heptillion. SEXtillion trillion fillion zillion. Thats a trillion zeroes and one hundred borillion ones and zeros.
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>>80090765
the zero is your butthole, and the hundred ones are all a bunch of AIDS dicks hungry to divide it.
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>>80090780
you will asymptotically fucked into urethral sounding with a trillion indefinite limits in your gaping anus.
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>>80090541
>Penis
>Penis, disassembled
:O
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>>80090794
Your penis will be undifferentiable, not just because I will have taken so many I can't distinguish one from any other, but also because I'll chop it off, causing a discontinuity.
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FUCKED in a billion orifices.
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>>80090541
sex a sextillion times
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>>80092086
sexovirgintillion

1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
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>>80092288
a 1 followed by one hundred trillion zeros
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>>80090541
Charcuterie and sandwiches are two different things you idiot. Your image makes you look stupid. Is there a sandwich where you have mix cheese with dried fruit and nuts? NO you moron. What about crackers? are those sandwiches too? hummus? honey? are those also sandwiches? stupid
faggot
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>>80092325
i would put everything on the board into a sandwich tbqdesu
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>>80092325
Your nuts will be DISSECTED by God in an oral castration of one hundred trillion trillion repetitions.
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>>80092351
>FIST DATE
whoever made that freudian slipped hard
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>>80092304
i'm autistic and i like math and your trolling is too effective on me. i know what you're doing and why and it doesn't matter to my brain that i'm aware that you're trying to bother me because YOU ARE BOTHERING ME. can you please stop please
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>>80092358
>>80092366
You will be ASSFUCKED fecalily with 100 billion COCKS of God pulsating and throbbing and dripping. Thats a zero followed by 1000 100s, entering and exiting your orificies anally orally vaginally ear canalllily eye orbitally fingernail bedally. A trillion penises with ten thousand zeros and one hundred ones.
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>>80092325
hummus might be a good spread for a sandwich actually, maybe some baba ghanoush could be subbed in with a beef/lamb shawarma and toum w/ a mint sauce...
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>>80092358
do you not start fisting and eating ass on the first date? personally, if my bitch doesn't at least offer to fuck herself with my toes and piss herself for me i know she isn't relationship material. it's not like it's scat or anything.



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