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Who is the oldest fag in this bitch? Im 33.
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>>80090597
I'm 38 and definitely not the oldest. I don't think we actually have 50+ anons on this specific board yet but we do have 40+ anons.
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whatre the chances that an anon in his 60s visits this board at least semi-occasionally
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>>80090597
I remember seeing a grandma in her 50-60s here but that was a while ago
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>>80090626
old fucks have always been online.
they were the first ones on even.
nobody cared until you idpol obsessed whippersnappers came along
there is no secret cool kids club. there never was.
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>>80090597
schizo dykebot the oldest girl
and some ancient 60 year oldfag from wayback
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>>80090671
moid chan beats me out at 39, apparently
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>>80090597
I am 32 and always feel like one of the youngest in the bunch even though I know a lot of literal underage children post here as well as other boards
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>>80090613
44 kiddo
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>>80090650
Did she show tits
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>>80090690
Cute grama is cute, is joke no flame
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>>80090665
melodramatic fuck
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>>80090597
You're not an oldfag if you don't know why the word PIMPINJG is banned in 4chan.
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>>80090718
Sadly no, I wish she did though
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>>80090718
>Grannychan shows tits
>Sag so much nipples aren't even in the photo
Mmmmmm yummy. Nothing like yogurt straight from the nip. I better not catch you reading at any old folk homes.
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>>80090597
28, roommate is 34
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>>80090690
how old are you? I didn't know you were old too
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>>80090597
I was shocked Lisa was the one in the group with an ass.
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>>80090791
i am thirty six
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>>80090766
Yeah love it when their nipples point straight down
>>80090804
None of the girls in blackpink really had an ass desu,
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>>80090819
im too mentally ill to correctively rape you back to heterosexuality... sorry
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>>80090863
i understand, anon. it's the thought that counts
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>>80090829
>None of the girls in blackpink really had an ass desu,
I was expecting concave shit with Lisa honestly
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>>80090819
>thirty six
I'm older than you too. And moid isn't 39 yet last time I checked. Should be this year but no clue where her birthday is.
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>>80090882
do lesbians get turned on by stuff like this?
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>>80090907
Nice thai tight yoga ass mogs the korean concave ass. Would marry any one of them regardless. Would move on them like a bitch
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>>80090819
I want to impregnate a younger woman like you. I am going to guess that you likely have been with at least one man sexually each year since you were 19 years old. Which would equate to you having been with no less than over 25 men. That is a lot of men. But hopefully you haven't been with over 50 men.
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>oldfag
>33
>I tho-
wait. no.
I'm 34 but like most anons I have the mind of a toddler.
>>80090819
I would friendzone you so hard you would be screaming my name.
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>>80090912
old ass. i feel bad for spread misinformation about moid, though
>>80090921
it depends on what you're into, but it's certainly erotic, yes
>>80091055
i've been with two men from the time i was 19 to now
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>>80091116
>i've been with two men from the time i was 19 to now
It's time for a third. How many children will you give me? I want at least two sons and at least one daughter.
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>>80091126
probably none, tbdesu. maybe a miscarriage at best. beyond the whole lesbian thing, i have pcos and major fertility issues to the point that multiple gynos told me that i was sterile growing up and was i was extremely surprised when i found out i wasn't fully so
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>>80091192
That sucks. Do you think you'd want children?
>whole lesbian thing
I thought that was just a larp or character you're playing into.
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>>80090597
Im 18 :3
dykebot creampie me plzies
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>>80091222
lel, no, im lesbian with a gf of six years who lives with me. i've never wanted kids of my own due to my mental health issues but im not anti-natalist or anything. im just not a good mom
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>>80091305
>lel, no, im lesbian with a gf of six years who lives with me. i've never wanted kids of my own due to my mental health issues but im not anti-natalist or anything. im just not a good mom
That sucks(4me).

If you ever decide to play for the other team, I'd love to put some babies in you.
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>>80091271
Oldfags only. Go fuckoff onto skibidi toilet minecraft nigger
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>>80090819
I'm sorry for bringing unwanted attention to you.. it's hard to control the hordes..
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>>80091361
i exceed my years and peers. Im an old soul in a young body.
bleh :p
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>>80091116
How many women have you been with?
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>>80091392
CHILD, ARE YOU MISTAKEN?
BEGONE
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>>80091409
geriatric sour fuck fine fuck you
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>>80091418
Good child, thank you for leaving the adults be.
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>>80091375
but she's replying to me there.
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>>80091392
Sound like a nigger
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>>80091408
Ive been with 50. About 15-20 were hookers
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I'm 34 and don't see myself ever not coming here now, i though i had outgrown it in my 20's but that's when i still had hope of being a normie, ship has sailed, back to the degenerate life as was intended for me apparently
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>>80091424
Because you are a patootie, a goober, who wouldn't?
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>>80091445
Same. Ate chan was better tho
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>>80090597
37. I am a 2007 newfag. I don't thing any oldfags come here anymore.
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>>80091439
Wheres your trip and why so many hookers
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>>80090597
The oldest anon I've encountered was in in his 70s. Dude was a Vietnam veteran. That was a few years ago, there's a very real chance he's dead now
I'll try to find his old posts in the archives
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>>80091505
Y'know I met a Vietnam war vet one time, he was with the 173rd, told me about this donut shop he and a lot of older war guys used to hang out. He said he used to talk to ww1 vets all the time.
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>>80091375
it's okay, i don't mind answering questions
>>80091408
i genuinely don't know. i basically sportfucked as many women as i could all through my teens and 20s and didn't keep track of the numbers. it also depends on how you define it. a lot of things i would consider sex, like me fingering a girl but it not being mutual masturbation, not everyone would consider sex. im largely a stone top, meaning i like to do sexual acts to women, but i don't like them being reciprocated on me. if we're only counting mutual/reciprocal sex with women, i've been with, 8 women im pretty sure?
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>>80091505
Found two, I'll see if I can find more. Fuck man. I forgot that his wife was killed. Brutal
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/62477488/#62478970
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/62477488/#62479227
>>80091516
That sounds cool. I wasn't close enough to this anon to talk about stuff like that but I recall him not liking his time doing service. I only encountered him a few times on /adv/, /r9k/, and /diy/ of all places.
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Im 37 and been here since 2006/2007
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>>80091540
nta but why only 2 men and why 2 men at all if you're a faggot?
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>>80091495
Im OP. Idk i didnt think about putting a trip. I dont know why so many hookers
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>>80091495
>>80091818
Its just every time ive traveled ive tried to fuck hookers while im there. Idk im a degenerate and single
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>>80091615
I read the threads, that's so fucking sad, and yeah, what the hell is a vietnam war vet doing on 4chan?
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>>80091685
>nta but why only 2 men
At the same time?
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28 lmao and here since this was still 9000. don't do the math on that, it won't make anyone happy. it's nice to see other people here again. i thought this place was all bots or whatever now. i missed you guys. :) not the whiny misogynists though, you guys aren't over that shit yet? jack off already and get the fuck over it my god
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>>80090804
Id bust that pussy open and throw nuts in that cunt like a red squirrel
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>>80091886
>misogynists though
We aren't misogynists, we are chauvanists.
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>>80091615
>his wife was killed
>they were childhood sweet hearts
>he was drafted and likely saw the horrors of war
Damn. Just damn.
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>>80091685
i've dated 4 guys in total in my life and each one hounded me about dating until i relented and gave them a chance. i dated each for a couple of years, the last one for six years, and had very mixed experiences. i don't have anything against men, im just not sexually attracted to them
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>>80090597
I'm 21
I'm OLD
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>>80091911
wow totally unc status bro
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>>80091909
>i don't have anything against men, im just not sexually attracted to them
That's most women though unless it's daddymaxedchad
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>>80090597
>ITT a bunch of millennials in their 30s moan about how old they are
Get on my level kiddies
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>>80091909
>each one hounded
I love hounding women. Starting from today I'm going to keep hounding you whenever I spot you in a thread until you can't resist any longer.

We are both old though, so don't resist too long.
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>>80091914
I heard your ability to have offspring significantly drops after 25.
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>>80091938
dykebot is taller than that guy
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>>80091965
How tall is she? I'm only average.
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>>80091971
shes 6'4 little man
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>>80091978
Oof that's tall. But I love tall women.
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>>80091949
im not young and easily swayed anymore. the last time that tactic worked was when in my early 20s. that ship has long since sailed
>>80091965
>you will never heightmog the mountain
what's the fucking point
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>>80091978
shes 6'1
fake fans
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>>80091990
>im not young and easily swayed anymore
Then I will work harder. You're worth the effort.
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>>80091992
That's super tall! I'm like what 5 foot tall
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>>80091992
i was exaggerating it
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>>80092001
>21
>height starts with 5
rope
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>>80091947
Wassup wizardman, enjoying your friday night?
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I'm 31 and life is actually pretty good. My best advice is to stay away from drugs/alcohol and find something to be obsessed with
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>>80092013
No I don't think I will.
Please shame me more that's so hot
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>>80092001
>5 foot tall
oh look at mr.giant over here showing off
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>>80091911
Shut up retarded nigger skibidi toilet
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>32
>been here since 2007

even tho this place is gay and surrounded by normie zoomers, there still isnt anything like it online
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>>80091911
I got called sweetie by a 21 yo, my life's fucking over
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>>80092015
Im obsessed with beating my dick to lisa while on drugs in the Loves parking lot
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>>80092037
No it's not like that sweetheart
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>>80092037
that super hot. did you end up sexing her
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They don't know, please don't say...
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I'm 25 and all the kids in my work act like I'm 30, so I'm just playing into it now for their entertainment
"I don't know why kids-"
"see back when I was in-"
"Go around a block a few times and you will-"
it's fun making them laugh.
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>>80092041
I'm cashing in on the next 5 years worth of complements WAY to fast
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>>80091900
whatever gets you off man, it's not like i didn't post on here at the time too. 'sides, turns out trad dynamics aren't so bad even for a hardened feminist. you just have to give some grace to the guys and nurture them as well and the misogyny just kind of melts away. some even like being femdommed. who would have thought? never got the appeal past being gentle though desu
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>>80092062
It's alright anon. I see you're a bit lonely
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>>80091909
Damn, I've had almost the exact same experience. The guys just never relent, do they? You'd think they would learn they don't need to do tributes to every single autist fem they see and start sending her butt plugs and shit but apparently not. I love how surprised they get when they start getting stalker-y and threatening to doxx you though and you can whip out all the logs of the horrible shit they've said they want to do to you along with their cock pics, faces, and personal info. Maybe don't threaten to doxx me dude and I won't have to play a game of mutually assured destruction. Morons always back down.
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>>80092040
hows that working out for you anon?
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>>80091911
aw, 21? honey, you're barely an adult yet. go have fun! what are you doing wasting your life online? i did that and deeply regret it, even as i made some of my best friends on here and met my future husband. it's never too late for you, and you're never too old to have fun! <333
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>>80092090
They are just stupid guys thinking with their dick, what do you expect from them? Of course they are gonna go *surprised Pikachu* they've never thought that far ahead in their lives.
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>>80092083
Who's the sweetheart now?
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>>80091938

Most women actually don't prefer that sort of man, they like the ones that are trusted by women and seem gentle and soft. Very nonthreatening. You'd think Alphas would be out crushing puss but it's actually the real Betas who get it consistently and in a loving context with a soulmate. Women deeply trust a man who is vetted by other women, that's why they get so hysterical whenever a male feminist is exposed as a creep. It proves that it was manipulation by him to get in their panties and they are thrown for a loop trying to figure out how to trust men again. Fr, if you just go up and talk to girls you're waaaaaaay more likely to find the love of your life than you are lurking and moping in the corner about how no women will fuck you unless you're Dave Bautista.
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>>80092090
The actual good guys on this board will never add a fembot from this board because they know they can snag a girl from the real world (most of the time) honestly
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>>80092105
Heh, it's not like I wasn't thinking with my cunt at the time though! It's like they just forget that logs and screenshots exist. Bro why did you volunteer that you came seven times to me unprompted. Ok well. Thanks for the reminder I guess lmao. I'll just stick that back here with all my other random "I masturbated to you really hard and thought about cumming on your toes" messages.

Sigh. Where's a cute programmer with a sweet smile and a dorky sense of humor when you need one? I just want to talk about space, trains, and food with someone.
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>>80092120

idk sometimes you get a good un. they're rare but they do exist. maybe they're just manipulative psychopaths that love abusing the shit out of you and jrek off to your tears or whatever the fuck but sometimes they're just nice people that are constrained by circumstances. this was always a lonely board, and loneliness isn't exclusive to either men or women. esp if you're posting on something as interesting as 4chan in 2025.
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>>80092112
you're both sweetie pies and cutie patooties, why don't you just go hug and kiss each other already instead of blowing kisses and winking from afar?
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>>80092090
Chia I hope that isn't you. You better not leak my nudes.
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>>80092095
Well im 33 and youre 31 so maybe you should take your advice and sit on it you fucking porch monkey AIDS patient!
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>>80092120
>The actual good guys on this board will never add a fembot from this board because they know they can snag a girl from the real world (most of the time) honestly
Some of us are just destroyed from being the guy that naively thought the BPD girl loved them.
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>>80090597
34 reporting in
I got some cheese n crackers
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>>80092178
maybe the bpd girl does love you and doesn't know how to express it normally just like someone didn't know how to express it to her. maybe she didn't know you ever even noticed her at all and thought she never had a chance in hell. maybe it was all just a misunderstanding and the love is still there, just as strong if not stronger than before.
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>>80092116
Not true. Alpha fucks, beta bucks. Once girls are post wall is when they settle for the faggots. Women want an alpha male.
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>>80092162
Yes indeed it is me Chia the Pet and I am going to leak everyone's nudes in the whole entire world because I am an expert super hacker and I take down pedophiles for fun. Be afraid, be very afraid of my mighty penis-exposing power!
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32 here.

Just went on 420chan for old times sake and it's been shutdown since 2023. Don;t know how to feel about that.
Site wasn;t as popular as 4chan but it was very magical in it's own way.
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>>80092146
>sometimes they're just nice people that are constrained by circumstances.
Exactly. These guys really shouldn't be here because they have so much potential, but they stay here nonetheless. I see so many of them who are super thoughtful, pretending to be retarded. It's kind of sad.
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>>80092196
too late now. Got married. Found the messages telling the guys when I'd be out of the house. Confronted her, told me she wanted open marriage. Nope.
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>>80092160
I have got a clue how to respond to this. Zero idea. To many thoughts and emotions to come to concise point. Uh
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>>80091305
>>80091540
>I don't mind answering questions.
I have one if you don't mind. Does your girlfriend know you post nude photos of yourself on 4chan? If I knew my girlfriend was doing that I'd be absolutetly devastated, but I know I can only speak for myself. Does she also know you actively engage in conversation with men that announce they want to have sex with you pretty much everyday? Are you in an open relationship? I was just curious. If it was a thing you both did, or it was a secret or something.
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>>80092465
>Does your girlfriend know you post nude photos of yourself on 4chan
Wait, did she really? How long ago and how do you know?
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>>80092476
Fuck off already tourist
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>>80092479
>just know the complete lore of every trip fag.
KYS
https://youtu.be/pFdUH0AuwKw?si=8CEGU1lm5pFxt5Mu
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>>80092476
Use 4search, use filter by tripcode with her's, and search for spoilered images. Here is one of her, but maybe it's not really her? She insists it is.
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>>80092487
>spoon-feed me everything
Lurk moar newfaggot
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>>80092490
>just search through the archives.
No. I didn't say I even wanted to see it. Just asked if it's true.
>>80092499
>21 year old. telling me. The oldest poster in the thread. To lurk more.
Nigga I ain't got time for that.
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>>80092490
why does this picture looks like it was taken in 2013
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>>80092499
I didn't know until recently so I don't blame him. Everyone's relationship's are different, but I was curious why she posted them to begin with.
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>>80092479
She was here when we thought we were alone, she knows the magic of illusion anon. She earned it. Have a little grace anon.
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>>80092499
He's practically elderly anon, have patience. Technology aren't old ppls forte
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>>80092513
jeez why didn't she just do JAV pixelation lol
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>>80092503
Okay, I just assumed you did since you asked to begin with. Given where we are after all?
>>80092504
Eh, not everyone has a nice phone camera. It is what it is. Might be from awhile back anyway?
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>>80092499
She and many others gave to us what we never thought, they actually cared. Are you confused? They cared, and are here even now, they cared.
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>>80092529
I think they're great photos, I'd just die if the woman I loved did this while I was with them.
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>>80092530
>Eh, not everyone has a nice phone camera. It is what it is. Might be from awhile back anyway?
its not sending nudes if its the nudes you sent before you were together :P
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>>80090597
60 here
been coming here since 2009
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>>80092465
she knows and reads my posts :) it's not an open relationship, though
>>80092504
because it was taken with a galaxy note 4, a phone from 2014. i don't do phone upgrades
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>>80092556
Are you the granny that popped up a couple months back?
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>>80092545
Yes it is?? Lol what do you even mean? If you send a photo of yourself nude regardless of when it was taken you're still sending your nudes?? That's got to be bait lmao.
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>>80092560
Wow, that's crazy. I can't imagine doing that personally, but if it works for you two that's fair. I'm glad everyone is aware then.
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>>80092560
>because it was taken with a galaxy note 4, a phone from 2014. i don't do phone upgrades
Not him but how long ago were these photos taken and why did you post them? and why here when you know how r9k is?
>>80092556
First person who's older than me so far.
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>>80092563
>Yes it is?? Lol what do you even mean? If you send a photo of yourself nude regardless of when it was taken you're still sending your nudes?? That's got to be bait lmao.
what if its already on pornhub though and you can just go find it?
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>>80092560
I love a thicc bitch
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>>80092556
Congrats you are the oldest fag in here. You boomer scumbag piece of shit.
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>>80092563
and for context, these are older from when i was 21
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>>80092586
tut tut, respect your elders anon
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>>80092014
>enjoying your friday night?
Well actually I was editing that last chapter of LITOLA that I posted the other day. I noticed an artifact above the top right panel (part of the outline of Ah'Non's speech balloon was outside the panel border), and I also changed the Arachne panel. Since it suits the theme of this thread I'll post it here.

So here you go, the super-rare variant of Chapter Six of Lost in the Land of Arnynekaye!
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>>80092562
im a guy
>>80092573
there may be more of us
>>80092586
thanks for that. i am kind of a scumbag i guess
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>>80092574
>Just because a nude photo was taken years ago, and hosted on a common porn website it doesn't actually count as sending nudes, or sharing them.
Yes it does. In fact depending on who shares them it's a felony refered to as revenge porn. So depending on who uploaded that, and if it's reported it could end in prison time. Might be relevant to someone if they aren't actually the individual in the nudes themselves...
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>>80092591
I see. I was just curious what the actual situation was with all of that. I appreciate you clarifying, and I'm glad it's nothing heinous.
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>>80092586
You need to fucking relax. I can get wild with you if you want, explode all the threads on r9k, no one talking to no one tonight.
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>>80092616
so if a person who shared their nudes ages ago, find their old nudes on a porn website and reuploads them here, does it count as cheating now?
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It's funny to think there's 60 and 70 year olds here shit posting and reading my retarded posts too
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>>80092632
im 60 and i dont think your post is retarded
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>>80092573
those were taken a year ago, so not super recently, before we moved into the new place. i posted them for a bit of exhibitionist fun and mods punished me accordingly :)
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>>80092611
secret drop secret drop secret drop
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Y'know this thread reminds me of a tf2 server I used to play on that was full of oldfags, I kind of miss the comradery those folks had, wonder where they are at now. Kind of wish 4chan was like this most of the time.
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>>80092642
The good, funny kind of retarded, I believe they mean..
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>>80092631
You seem awfully invested in this topic when the person directly involved appears indifferent, and even amicable. I'll bite..
>so if a person who shared their nudes ages ago, find their old nudes on a porn website
If that were me? I'd request to have them removed by the website, and get a lawyer involved if I had to. Photos like that would solely be for my significant other's eyes only. Not the entire world. A basic expectation of privacy can be expected between two parties in a romantic relationship as to not share said photos with the rwst of the world online. That's basic deceny, and common sense.
>reuploads them here
Okay, even if they choose to do this you can still request removal of the photos on a site you didn't upload them to?? That's still a perfectly valid reason for concern. If they truly don't care, that's fine, but most people would be mortified, and heart broken to find their loved one's nudes on a popular porn site.
>does it count as cheating now?
I never used that word, "Cheating". That was your word. If my girlfriend posted nude lhotos of herself online behind my back I would absolutetly break up with her, and be devastated someone would do that to me. The very thought makes me want to vomit, but again that's just me.
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>>80092642
Based. Not him but I'd buy you a beer, and shoot the shit while watching shitty family guy on a tiny television at a dive bar.
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>>80092647
>those were taken a year ago, so not super recently, before we moved into the new place
Does your gf see my posts of hounding you? What does she think of it? Who pays the bills. You or her? Did you meet on 4chan or did you show her this place
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>>80092673
I was just interested in your perspective
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>>80092690
much obliged, fren
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>>80092611
The wizardman is working hard in his lab I see, good on ya, hope you have a nice weekend
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>>80092632
>imagine giving a fuck what any israeli boot-licking boomer scumbag thinks about what you post on 4chan
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>>80092699
I've never had someone care about my random opinion on anything on this board until now. Let alone something so specific.
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>>80092723
thats what its like having autism boyo ohohohoho
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>>80092696
she thinks everyone here is retarded and insane for the most part. we didn't meet here and she's not on here all the time like i am, she mostly just reads my posts and i send her screenshots of amusing threads in the catalog. she pays most of the bills and i pay electric :)
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>>80092727
How would you feel personally if your significant other posted nude photos of themselves online for everyone to see?
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>>80092656
Post a timestamped pic (of you, not your Moorish screen) and I'll put you in the next chapter as an evil queen.
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>>80092754
With great power comes great responsibility.. litloa anon... Not like this...
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>>80092758
I'm not trying to force her, I'm trying to bribe her.
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>>80092752
>How would you feel personally if your significant other posted nude photos of themselves online for everyone to see?
they've asked me to. Not that I care anymore, I'm not chasing women anymore.
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>>80092786
>Selling your soulful, made from the heart creation
>For a crumb of virtual coochie
You're promising a portion of your creation to a tripfag, which is the spiritual opposite of what that whole comic is about. I wasn't getting on you for "abusing your power" more so the integrity of your creation that many derive enjoyment from.

That, and she'd probably do it amyway to be nice if you just asked nicely instead of offering up a whole portion of your next comic to her. Keep your head on straight brother.
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>>80092822
she could probably make a bit being known as the 4chan lesbian couple on OF
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>>80092822
>she'd probably do it amyway to be nice if you just asked nicely
Why do you think she'd do that?
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>>80092833
She absolutetly could. She is objectively very attractive. Anyone denying that is coping. So I don't blame litloa anon, just have to get his blood flowing back upwards...
>>80092835
Because she really enjoys the litloa work, and being worshipped/valodated like all women do naturally. She probably is aware enough to understand that forcing herself into the comic in such a way would detract from the soulfulness of the work that she herself enjoys. She wouldn't want it tainted, but would also wrestle with the fact it'd be cool to be a small easter egg or something. Which is perfectly understandable
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>>80092754
i did similar when replying in a recent thread, though, i didn't think to timestamp the papers https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/80019338/#q80020453
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/80019338/#q80020901
i think if you included me in the comic as a character it would piss people off, though. i think puppynon is the only tripfag people actually like across the board. im rather divisive at very best
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>>80092786
I personally think moidchan would've been a great character to add to the comic, like a ancient witch thing that just annoys everyone to leave her plot of land but is actually a really nice old lady
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>>80092853
>puppynon
Huh? Most annoying tripfag
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>>80092878
I barely ever see her post honestly, and have no ill will towards her, or any of the biofem tripfags. However schizo dykebot is in pretty much every thread I am, or vice versa. Schizo wavelength syncronicity going on. Just not always directly responding to one another.
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>>80092786
and honestly, >>80092822 is right. i feel like i would be tainting your work. i can still do a timestamp for you sometime, it's not like im opposed to posting myself on here, i just really don't want to insert myself into the comic. i like it a lot and it would make me feel bad on a lot of levels to do something like that
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>>80092853
Not a fan of puppy actually. I have her filtered.
>>80092878
Agreed. She seems to think CAPS=funny. She's too spammy in general
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>>80092892
I knew I was right, and I really appreciate you confirming that. You are a genuinely good person, and we are lucky to have such thoughtful, beautiful women joining us here. (Please don't cry...)
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>>80092889
>>80092907
>her
isn't that a trans
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>>80092822
>You're promising a portion of your creation to a tripfag, which is the spiritual opposite of what that whole comic is
I'm a bit hurt by that. "a crumb of virtual coochie"? And who are you to tell me what the "spiritual opposite" of the comic is? The comic is about /r9k/. Schizo dykebot has become a popular (albeit controversial) poster in /r9k/. In a comic strip that features a wizard, a cyborg, robots, the Black Pill, a larping troon and The Incel King a character based on her wouldn't be out of place at all. I was already thinking of doing one about generic e-girls but hardly any of them post here anymore. (I might do that one anyway, they never seem to go away entirely.)

I don't want to get in an argument with anyone who has enjoyed my meagre artistic endeavours here, but I really feel that was uncalled for, anon.
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>>80092925
I have no idea. I don't know anything about them really.
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>>80092955
I understand why you feel the way you do, and ultimatetly it is your work to do as you desire. If you don't feel I was fair, then all I can say is I'm sorry. I stand by what I said regardless, but I don't enjoy hurting your feelings.

Can you truly say with a straight face that using your artistic work as a bargaining tool for nudes online from a tripcode user which represent a microcosm of the culture of r9k is what the you want out of your creations? I don't say this to hurt you, and I mean no offense to dykebot either. Just take a steo back, and think about it for a second. We are all human litloa anon. It is okay. She is a gorgeous woman. I don't blame you. Just keep your head on straight.
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>>80092853
These don't look like real timestamps.
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>>80093005
>a bargaining tool for nudes
I didn't ask for (and certainly didn't expect) nudes. In fact I didn't expect her to show her face in the pic, since that would risk a ban. And I wasn't offering to change the strip to something like "Dykebot; An Arnynekaye Saga" either. I just thought it would make an interesting cameo.
Forget it, I'll draw something else.
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>>80093074
There is no timestamp in the photo to begin with. Just an index card message. So not sure what you're getting at.
>>80093075
>I didn't ask for (and certainly didn't expect) nudes.
Sorry, it sounded like you were basically doing that.
>In fact I didn't expect her to show her face in the pic, since that would risk a ban.
That's never stopped anyone before, or will in the future..
>And I wasn't offering to change the strip to something like "Dykebot; An Arnynekaye Saga" either.
I never said you would. I thought it was clear you were planning on making her an evil queen character that was referenced in your next chapter.
>I just thought it would make an interesting cameo.
It sounded like at first you wanted to do so only if dykebot shared a time stamp photo since that was your initial post regarding your next chapter. It wasn't until another post later you had cleared up that you happened to already be planning on doing a reference of some sort potentially anyway. Which is your choice to make.
>I'll draw something else.
At the end of the day it's your's to make. Do what you want to do above all else. I do the same when I shit post, and anyone that cares about you would say the same. I'm just giving my input.



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