>Pressing the 'mute' button on the moid
i wasn't wasting my breath on you anyway
>>80091043>Pressing the "rape" button on my penis
I am already a mute in most situations because I have the personality of a fish
>>80091043>pressing the fastforward button on the foid so we can skip to the part where she's blowing me
>when a women opens her mouth and nags
>>80091043i like when my moid talks to me
>>80091197I wish I had a foid who enjoyed listening to me talk.
>>80091043at around age 19-21 or so I finally learned to shut up because it dawned on my that nobody wanted to hear about how cool my computer was
>increasing moids brightness and contrast setting until he's grossly incandescent
>>80091250>grossly incandescentYou probably didn't even finish the game. If you did though, I'd like some jolly cooperation with you.
>>80091202stfu bitch go chase chad. thats not really what you want
>>80091043>pressing the dont be a whore button on the foidI cant find it
>>80091043>Pressing the go away button on the "foid"
>>80091250AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATHE FOIDS PROVOKE MEAAAAAI AM OFFICALLY PROVOKED
>>80091043>"moid">using the microphone of the internet to be misandristliterally no social awareness.
>>80091043>female boss constantly infodumps/traumadumps on me about her bullshit life>I don't care at all>but can't walk away or tell her to shut up because I'll get firedThis is what happens when you put a woman in a position of power