Can the president jerk off in the Oval Office?
>>80092156Yes, but the catch is he can ONLY jerk off in the oval office.
Yes, he HAS to jerk off in the oval office.
Notice that since women were granted the right to vote in presidential elections in the US, no man with facial hair has won the presidency - showing a disdain for face frauders who lack genetic facial handsomeness. Also the taller candidate always won.Even the presidential elections are sexually blackpilled.
>>80092174I would jerk off in every room of the Whitehouse if I were the president.
>>80092197There is a midget mulatto that has lived in the white house since the 19th century tasked with enforcing oval office masturbatory discipline to restrict the president to masturbating there. He moves very fast between curtains on windows so you never see him only the rustling curtains.
