imagine if r9k had a rap scene and a bunch of tripfags and they all started making diss tracks against eachother. like our own little hip hop drama thing on this board.
>>80096547>imagine if r9k had a rap sceneghetto culture is gross, you are gross
>>80096555>ghetto culture is grossDigits of truth!
https://voca.ro/180qdAe15ZgS
>>80096547Like this board isn't already a gutter.
>>80096547That would be the gayest thing ever after traps
>>80096749>t. rhymelet
>>80096555It could be like rap made for white people like Jpegmafia or Tyler the creator
>>80096815>made for white peopleyou have never been to carnegie hall and it shows
>>80096547I would love to see puppynon and doom settle their drama over a rap battle instead of whatever passive aggressive poor me shit they've got going on
>>80096547FUCK DYKEBOT, FUCK PUPPY, FUCK CEWL AND EVERY OTHER AGATHA WHORE. FUCK DOOM, FUCK KANYECEL, FUCK SLOG, AND IF YOU WANNA BE DOWN WITH HIM, FUCK YOU TOO.
>>80096547I'd much prefer a rape scene. Starring me. Raping them.
>>80096868kek."Ayo lemme pull dis bandaid off real quick Motha fucka you ain't got no dickyou ain't a man you just anothuh bitchNigga you ain't even got a setta balls ta itchYou a BPDemon I'm tha BPDevil!Hoe you talkin mad shit you finna get on my levelI ain't mad I'm hurt yo I thought you was my friendYou gonna find out that beyond the chaos comes the end!"Alright that was terrible. I'll go ahead and kms now.>>80096937>First man you mentioned(Other than Puppynon if you go with that)I'm glad I'm the namefag that takes up the most rent free space in your head :3
>>80097373can you suck it?
>>80097450That's your job turkey. *ziiip*Now gobble gobble.
>>80097545I know you like to see yourself as the Doom guy but every time you post I read it in Duke Nukems voice and it's very fitting. Seriously everything about you screams generic Duke Nukem
the old drawfag threads would be like that sometimes. we'd make little battle scenes back and forth and have longterm story telling with different characters we created. very silly and over the top melodrama. it was fun
>>80097545I read you post semi monotone with upspeak and a dap of reddit snark. Dont let the other guys comment get to your head youre not that cool
>>80097616Oh yeah, I totally see that and desu you're not the first person to tell me that. truth is I just kinda liked the name Doom and everyone was just like oh hey, it's Doom guy! and I just went with it. I also really liked that one quote about they are rage but you, you will be worse. Kinda fits my personality.>>80097624That does sound really fun.
>>80096547I would 100% do a vocaroo rap battle with any nigger that wants to step to this aryan king. Complete with beatboxing. Respond to this. I dare you. Make my fucking day you nigger.
>>80097829Ayo! I fuck you up whyte boi!
>>80096547yeah thats what this already terrible board needs, more trash
>>80098814You asked for it..>You are a brown nigger.>Shut your fucking mouth you brown nigger.>God fucking hates you because you're a brown nigger.>Kill yourself now so you don't have to be a brown nigger.>Being dead is the best thing for a brown nigger>Nothing talks louder than a brown nigger>Can't find your wallet? Blame the brown nigger>Enjoy a quiet movie? Not with a brown nigger>Better start walking quicker when you see a brown nigger>Larry Fink hates it when you don't hire a brown nigger>I love it when cops kill and die to a brown nigger>You know I have no love for a brown nigger>It's always darkest before dawn unless you're a brown nigger>I thank god everyday I'm not a brown nigger>If you think this is funny as a brown nigger>We can be friends even if you're a brown nigger>But don't try to steal from this white man you brown nigger.>Or else the world will have one less brown nigger.
>>80096547haha that would be sick a lot of the femanons here are into drama also
>>80098957sheeeiiiiiit!>>80099258It would be interesting. I know a few of them can actually sing pretty well.
>>80096547Guys does anyone know where I can find the medieval cover version of do not believe the roasites lies? also here is my mixtape>Listen up fembots, this track is for you bitches! >Ayo these hoes be in my threads >They be dipping in and then sliding>Yet my breathern aint biting.>Robots rise up, remove the>imposter, and become the >forever based slut roaster.>Robots rise up, bash the>whore poster, anhilate her >asshole like a monster.>Fembot ,more like femhoe>You'll never be a truecel like me>I get paid to neet whilst you spread em>to eat, you claim to be alone yet be >tripping on chads bone. think he'll commit>he'd rather shoot and scoot, but can you blame him?>regardless, even our boys, the lowest of the low>won't commit to a hoe. for we may be alone>but our dignity whole unlike your fathers role>Robots rise up, ventiliate>these tricks, fill em with lead >and stamp on their head >brothers rise up, restore your board>for this is our hood, and our abode>no roastie regardless how cute>is worth more then a post tits or gtfo
>>80096547I love listening to horrible diss tracks. TwT
>It be crazy if /r9k/ was like the normie spaces I hang out in frfr no cap on god
>>80096547i prefer the danganropa situation with tripfags
muted muticleshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gmQZtfx51k
>>80096547i'm taking your either brown or a teenage white punk
uhh, uhh, real hip hop don't you ever forget itthis site sucks more dick than redditoooohhhh! *audio clip of people fist fighting*yoo, the days fadethe hours passEvery other thread has a picture of assmy minds melted to a puddleflowing down the draingetting washed with pissbut we callin' it rain*mlg horn*uhh, yoo, users are dead insideactin' like we toughbut this the place we hideno gods hereno demons residejust usand the feelings we ride*fart*
>>80097624draw yourself wearing your fav platform heels as you tower over moids and humiliate them
>>80101144i will do this for the next draw thread.also, i tried really hard record myself doing this insanely cringe verse for the bit, but i couldn't bring myself to actually do it:i fuckin hate you bitchesyou're all such fuckin cucksyou say you're fuckin bitches you're givin her the the **GLUCK**you're typin manifesto "uprising coming soon!!" you're goonin riding dildos "THAT'S NOT A WOMAN, HE'S A FUCKING TROON!"
>>80101357Weeeak get on my vocaroo level nigga. You overshare about traumatic shit, but can't buss it down sexual style on the mic? You are so much better than that... GO WHITE GIRL GO. GO WHITE GIRL GO.
>>80101144>tfw taller than schizo dykebot>tfw not taller than her when she wears heels.Uhhhhh hey... What gives..? Not cool man..
>>80096547It'd be pretty lame. These mother fuckers think they're up agaisnt their own. I'm a mother fucking Kaiju. Being up against the ropes against some puny little punk. You're gonna cry thinking I should have taken off the gloves.
>>80101408the world does not need another cringe millennial trying to rap as an ironic bit
>>80101486That's why I gorilla press slam you like king kong, and don't even need to pull out my lazer like a lizard like godzilla.
>>80101486But, the world does need more smiles.. That would make me (And others) smile. Come on, loosen up, have a little fun and thug it out girl. I'd sing my brown nigger rap, but I'm away.
>>80101509Can you rap some kanye
>>80101502okay? well i mating press slam you like eddie kingston?? (you are bryan danielson in this scenario) (picrel)
>>80101516Lights flash, hoes dance. That mother fucker don't give a shit while he's making cash.
>>80101516olive delights or whatever that song was about
>>80101606That's the weirdest mother fucking thing I ever heard, and I tried to ryhem like with like. I don't know what drugs you're on, but you seem to need a lot of them.
>>80101631your shit was so fucked i didn't even know you were trying to do a bar
>>80101619Vocaroo it, motherfucker
>>80101642>>80101658One time little johny went on vacroo to tell a joke. a dyke got mad it wasn't funny. The dyke got mad and said that isn't funny you're just dissing me because I have a big smelly pussy.
>>80101771https://voca.ro/19dOXOSh7EQz
>>80101642Yoooooo schizo dykebotMore like shit she's so hotAll I've ever soughtVaccinated? I fucking hope NOT!!Cause I want KIDS! You heard me!I want them little shids!And if she's not jabbed, then I'm fucking glad.Her girlfriend likes to cheatI say man fuck that shiiet!Come live with me and be all mineI just KNOW you'll find guys hot this time!So whenever you hear me on the mic.Or shit posting about some kike.I just want you to know.That I could love you so.And maybe you think I'm crazy! Maybe you think I'm slow!Or that I just want to fuck this schizo.But that's not all, I swear it's true!I really just want to be with you..Sooner rather than later.You need to dump that fucking traitor.Let me be your good boy.You'll never need another toy.I never thought I'd like a tripfag..But here we our it's not so bad.You won't see me in /r9gay/.I just don't swing that way!FtM I would never guess.That doesn't make me think of you less.Your voice is beautiful, and sweet.Much better than mine it's not a treat..So give it some thought while I'm in your walls.And later on I can stretch your other walls..I love you dykebot. You are so amazing. I dedicate this holy rap in your name. Shout out to based department record label. Shout out to all the real niggas making OC. Amen.
>>80101771>>80101824>>80101855rap battle
>>80101824>>80101855>>80101855GIVE ME AN ADDRESS I WILL RAP THIS TO YOU IN PERSON! I WILL GET YOU!!
>>80101824I aint clickin' that shit. Anyway the dyke was all like, no your balls are big and fat and gross. and I was like hell yeah rub them on your chin. >>80101858Not to anybody respectable, but I'm gonna drag these balls agains someones chin
>>80096547The best rap from 4chan is Moon Man. Needs to drop another album to celebrate trump re-entering the White House.
Can't you get a language model to help you?
It would go like this https://youtu.be/CLfuRcgHI2I?si=Y0AD_BKq3k-c08yf
>>80101894yea now that youre here, dork
>>80101855i can't fucking compete with this what the hell
You can't rhyme chin with chin, even if I drag my balls across it. I apologize for the bravdo Jesus is king. Life is humiliating and it's a lot harder to build people up. You don't drag your balls across someones chin to make them feel good about themselves, I mean sometimes if you date the right girls. That's besides the point about building people up. and accepting jesus christ as king.
>>80101979You don't have to babe. It's for you! A little treat.(But if i could cash in my one good point of the day it'd be to hear you rap this on vocaroo.. That would be pretty funny, and I'd cherish that)
chad marco has been around for like 10 years now man
>>80101994im reading it out loud and i can't figure out the flow of how it's supposed to go ;w;
>>80102034That's the best part. If you just do it the way you think it should be that's perfect as is. No matter how butchered it is it's just funny. Hahahaha I'll probably rap it on vocaroo at some point in the future. So you have a reference.
I've fantasised for a while about making a kind of Paul's Boutique album with silly, /r9k/-themed lyrics but I simply lack the talent to sample like that.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaUZpqSylkg
>>80101995>chad marcoWho?
>>80101894haii lesbianlurker
>>80102034You need to get a job dkyebot. You're a like 36 yo boomer. Go to community college get a certificate as a medical assistant, get paid 60,000$ a year. I've seen 50yo fat hispanics do it, what's your excuse?
>>80102990aw hes looking out for you
>>80102466hoi for-ee seven
There was that one guy who made a diss track that absolutely annihilated the crystal cafetrannies in /biofem/ about a month ago, I wish I saved the vocaroo link or downloaded it or something because it was 100% fire 0% AIslop.
