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I wish I was born a girl so I could be a cute lesbian who kisses girls and eats pussy. I'm going to pray to Buddha until I get reincarnated as a cute girl in my next life.
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You can be a cute boy who kisses girls and eats pussy
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>>80116502
That's not gonna happen... but whatever gets you through the wage cage I guess.
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>>80116519
No I can't. I'm hairy, I have a big chin and autism. It's all over for me.
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same anon same
if you were a lesbian would you be a femme(bottom) or a butch?(top)
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>>80116519
Women don't like effeminate non-intimidating males.
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>>80116502
I'm also trying to get reborn as a woman so I can be a lesbian.
>>80116519
Not the same. I want to be small and dickless and have tits and be looked at by another woman like I'm pretty and she wants to take care of me.
When I've had sex with women in real life they just treat me like a large hairy animal and don't ever look at me the way women look at each other.
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>>80116502
Holy shit I used to hate myself for being lesbian/bi for years and forced myself to date men so my family don't throw me
in meat machine, and moids will seriously still want this shit
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>>80117189
What country are you in where people are opposed to lesbians? That's the one kind of lgbt most everyone condones of since it's hot and doesn't involve men.
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>>80116713
i pray that one day that god will grant me the strength to not get mad at obvious bait
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>>80117189
baby you can bring a friend, she can ride on top your face, while i fuck you straight.
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>>80116519
Can I be a cute boy that kisses boys and eats dick?
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>>80117245
how is it bait?
what do you call a lesbian top or bottom?
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>>80117189
Same 000
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>>80117270
they're just called tops and bottoms. femme and butch are just manners of presentation. they can corelate to whether you're a top or bottom, but it's more a quasi gender expression these days. a lot of femmes top and mascs bottom and most lean more towards being switches than anything else
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>>80117391
what would you know? are you a lesbian or something?
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not a single female in this thread btw
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>>80117407
schizo dykebot is confirmed female and the anon who mentioned needing to force herself to be with guys is probably real too.
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>>80117419
Yup. Lifes a bitch innit
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guys I figured it out. I'm going to volunteer to help fight the Los Angeles fires and sacrifice myself so I die a heroic noble death and am rewarded with a reincarnation as a cute lesbian.
See ya guys, I'll be eating pussy in my next life.
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>>80116502
I'm a lesbian but I wish I was straight man so I could have sex with women while pleasuring then with my dick.
KYS UNGRATEFUL TRANNY.
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>>80117771
I won't let that happen. I will become a monk and help people so I can be reborn as your new father and then I will make you become FTM.
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>>80116880
Why do you care what a theoretical woman likes?
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I used to have those fantasies
I even listened to erotic hypnosis that made you believe you were a woman in a lesbian orgy, I won't deny the experience was surprisingly satisfying

However. I had the autogynephilia fetish because I saw women as an object of virtue. Like girl love is a pure, sacred form of love that doesn't know domination nor submission, and it all happens in a beautiful, natural-feeling cycle of love, respect, and cuteness.

Then I met women IRL and lesbians too. I'm not going to go on a wild misogynistic rant, but basically women are humans too and they're prone to be disgusting, amoral beings just as men. Honestly, some men I've met are some of the most pure people on earth, just trying to live a healthy life without bothering anyone, focusing on the good stuff.

Your desires are born out of self-hatred. You can be delicate and kind with women. You can be tactful and 'love' women in a way that doesn't exert power over them. And (allegedly) women can love you for behaving like this. Godspeed anon.
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there was a scientific studies that got silenced by the mainstream for obvious political reasons

they flashed random sexual orientations of porn and just clothed people while monitoring their genital temperatures and determined that men line up with the sexual orientiation they can claimed at the start of the study (straight/bi/gay, trans people barely existed when this study was made) like 90%+ of women were actually bisexual regardless of what they claimed their sexual orientation was, so you wouldn't to have to imagine too beyond having bobs and vagene
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>>80118137
>erotic hypnosis
Whaaaaaaaat? Did you really believe that situation was happening?
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>>80118145
Yuuuijiii, step on my face!!!!!
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>>80118152
Yeah, mind you I'm talking about a different time of the internet. I don't think many of those hypnosis threads or forums exist anymore. I can at least recall the file 'Lesbian Man' from Isabella Valentine and another one from 'Mistress Candice' (Can't remember the name but that one was very effective). You're put into trance and then conditioned into believing you're a woman, like most hypnosis, it *works* if you want it to work. Obviously a lot of hypnoshit is filled with sissy crap, so it's hard to find things that are explicitly about living a lesbian fantasy where you pretend (or are hypnotized into believing, if you want to see it that way) to have a pussy.

I know this sounds very cringe but autogynephilia is very cringe.
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>>80118137
>Your desires are born out of self-hatred
Not him, but I agree with this reflection, except that men are pretty much pushed into self-hatread and then blamed for not getting out of it fast enough or posing enough, and then gaslit when they point all the bullshit.

I'm a man who was a pure inocent child, and my humanity got smashed by other men and women alike. Now they blame me for having intimacy problems as if I was stupid to miss out on life's greatest joys that women seem entitled to naturally. This feeling of bitterness I'm yet to overcome
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>>80118080
If I swapped bodies with you and you had to experience the sex I have as a straight guy you'd be begging me to swap back after a week.
Lesbians have it a thousand times better. There is nothing hotter than lesbian sex.
Guy on girl sex is just boring bdsm shit every time where you always have to play the dominating role and never experience real love between equals.
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>>80118724
those eyes mffghh
someday, dykebot, someday..
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>>80118163
not my style to stomp on people, my style is to lead my shot with projectiles, wish i didn't get ransomware from the soviets or i'd body you on aerowalk 30 to -2
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>>80118724
what

i had a chick who was a freak in the bedroom and topped me so fucking hard she almost broke my neck on my headboard and liked it super fucking rough, which isn't my style
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>>80118724
>Guy on girl sex is just boring bdsm shit every time where you always have to play the dominating role and never experience real love between equals.
only because women enforce it, and conservative men too
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>>80118080
>KYS UNGRATEFUL TRANNY
arent you also a tranny by your logic since you want to be a man?
also being a man is bs, women accuse you of rape, you get called an incel, ect.
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/r9k/ is just troon central at this point, isn't it
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>>80118893
/b/ popularized traps so GTFO newfag
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>>80118864
All fighting between feminists and incels is really fighting between repressing ftms and repressing mtfs.
Eventually some of you will transition and hook up with each other off st4t discords so the former feminist ftm can enjoy being in charge and the former incel mtf can enjoy being an object of desire.



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