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You think being an incel is hard? Try being a gaycel, you would kill yourself in a day. You have no idea how lucky you are
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>>80118840
Gays can't be incels. C'mon. Gays are thirsty as fuck.
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>>80118874
they can't be thirsty either because fruits contain liquids and liquids hydrate people. Gays are people
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>>80118895
oh yeah? then why do vampires avoid gays?
queerness is caused by a lack of garlic.
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>>80118840
I already know. You old balding cunts lusting over younger twinks that don't want you.
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>>80118927
The rules of being gay:
1)don't become old
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You're a fag, all you have do is walk up to another gay fag and say "let's fuck", and BAM you gotta date.

Try being straight for a day if you wanna know what hell is like.
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>>80118874
If you're extroverted and actually approach women you can't really be a straight incels either. You don't have to deal with so many barriers gay people do and getting a monogamous relationship with another gay man (not biscum) is impossible
>>80118927
I sense a lot of bitterness behind those words. As to why they're aimed at me is a mystery.
>>80118994
Imagine if no one was openly gay around you and imagine if any straight guy you told that to would get super assmad and violent for no reason. Imagine being a miniscule percentage of the population. Imagine living with homophobic parents. You live on tutorial mode.
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>>80119059
Okay, what if you are 5'3 and autistic?
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>>80118840
bicel, worst of both worlds
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>>80119059
>Imagine if no one was openly gay around you and imagine if any straight guy you told that to would get super assmad and violent for no reason
Listen here fagboy, stop hitting on guys who you know will get ass mad, those fuckboys are not your "soulmate". Who gives a shit what your parents think, leave them. Jesus have you never heard of the Internet, go find gays online.
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>>80119129
he probably avoids grindr because hes too ugly for grindr
and fags will fuck anything kek
or he just doesnt want an std an actually wants romance which is near impossible among gays
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>>80119059
Yeah because gays are known for their clear cut boundaries and respectful traditional dating culture. You're joking right? Gays are always down bad, I'm sure it'd be way easier for you thank you think, you just are too pussy to try.
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>>80118840
i'm a gaycel. but I dont really want sex that much anyway. I wanted young love like what you see in fanfiction
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>>80119075
That would be hardmode, yet even such a person has a dating pool 10 times larger than me
>>80119077
Cry me a river
>>80119129
Baka can just approach any women and chances of her being straight are >90%, meanwhile gay man are what % of the population? I don't have the privilege of just going out and being accepted as normal, my peers throughout my life have shared violent fantasies whenever the topic of homosexuality was brought up (for no reason obviously, just hate something that is "unnatural") and everyone I ever met was anti gay.
>leave them
And do what exactly? Leave them so I can starve to death on my own? Leave them so I can travel the world trying to find a bf to support me? Try to find a whole country I can immigrate into legally and work as an autistic unqualified retard? If that's your advice on how easy it is to get a bf you need to take a step back and reconsider your whole worldview
>>80119173
Literally no one is is too physically ugly to have sex and you can find anecdotal examples of fucking cripples, ugly fat slobs, old people AND your mom and dad, just to name a few. It's all bullshit. Lower your standards or charismamaxx. It's really not that hard especially if you're not mentally ill or introverted
>>80119177
They're known as std chasing whores and I can't have sex with someone I'm not in love with. Gay monogamous relationships are near impossible, even in the west. You have no idea how easy you have it
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>>80118840
I want to come up behind you with chloroform. When you wake up you'll be chained to a wall blindfolded and gagged. I'll hold a razor to your balls and tell you that I'm going to castrate you if you don't make me cum quickly. Then I'll tear your asshole, and as I'm about to come I'll say that I'm cutting them off and slice your balls at the top of the sack a little bit so you think I'm actually doing it, all while I'm cumming. And that's your first day as my slave.
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>>80118840
I had a really fulfilling thing with a boy when I was a kid, we'd playfight and nothing sexual happened but we did hug and kiss.
I moved schools after a teacher told my parents what she saw us doing and was sent to lots of camps to fix gays.
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>>80119361
well r u fixed?
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>>80119325
I guess I really wouldn't know. Good luck, I hope you can find a non degenerate faggot bf
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>>80119464
Not at all. I can fuck women but I can only fall in love with men, preferably twinks like picrel
really sucks that I was born this way but I get on with life
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>>80119183
I dated a twink/femboy/whatever you call it, it was fun we would go for motorcycle rides, he would sit behind me.hands around me, we'd watch movies and play video games. We'd make out and sometimes he's give me a BJ, but mainly we cuddled, he would hold my arm as my arm was around him.
But I just couldn't get over the idea of fucking a guy, and wanted me to fuck him (sorry "make love"). So I broke it off, and he went crazy. He started sending me notebooks filled with insane rants (like every square inch), and messaging me 100 times a day, and shaved off his hair, and called my boss and all my relatives, etc. Eventually I had to threaten to kill him (I didn't mean it, but he thought I looked like Manson cult guy, so I played that up).
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>>80119472
Thank you
>>80119534
Probably a larp
>I dated a twink/femboy/whatever you call it, it was fun we would go for motorcycle rides, he would sit behind me.hands around me, we'd watch movies and play video games. We'd make out and sometimes he's give me a BJ, but mainly we cuddled, he would hold my arm as my arm was around him.
That's an ideal relationship and a straggot like you doesn't deserve it
>But I just couldn't get over the idea of fucking a guy
You should bring that up beforehand buddy. Just prisongay shit, gay due to lonely etc. if the other guy knew this then I have zero sympathy for him too. Play stupid games win stupid prizes

I didn't bring it up but this is a very obvious problem with gay relationships too: you have to make sure that the other guy isn't some psycho who is only with you because he can't get women. As if I should be forced to deal with some faggots insecurity about hi sexuality
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>>80119325
>yet even such a person has a dating pool 10 times larger than me
You underestimate the amount of desperate gays out there. Obviously it might be a problem about the place where you live too.
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Literally this whole board hates women and is tired of dealing with their bullshit. Every single one of us would date men if we could.
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Inside you there are two wolves
>>80119656
I know there is a lot of whores looking for a quick fuck with strangers. It's basically prostitution. Was talking about raw numbers tho
>>80119693
Women hate in a gay man is a red flag. Really makes you question his motives.
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>>80119626
I don't give a shit if you think it's larp. He was crazy maybe if he backed off a little about sex (or "claiming him" as he called it), or didn't say weird shit about "getting pregnant", maybe we could have eased into it. Example: I gave him a ring and he wrote me this insane rant about how the ring means his soul is claimed for life. Kinda weird.
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>>80118840
Haha jokes on you, literally all incels are gay. That's why they all hate women
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>>80118840
Where do you live? Are you in some 3rd world country? Otherwise I don't see what the problem is.
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>>80119822
>literally all incels are gay.
It's not gay to like femboy.
It's gay to want to put on leather and go to gay bathhouse and fuck other muscle dudes.
It's NOT gay to cuddle a femboy.
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>>80118840
if you're gay and can't find someone to fuck you, then there is something deeply wrong with you
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>>80119741
You would hate women the same way you hate "straggots". Lots of gay dudes I've met online who fit the exact description of what I look for in a woman.
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>>80119862
Gen Z gays are in an extremely privileged position where they don't have to deal with the nightmare that is the current dating market.
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>>80119822
It all makes sense now
>>80119829
I outlined the problem in many posts now and that's not even my final form
>>80119849
I like that cat. Cats are cute. I wish I could adopt one
>>80119854
*be in a relationship with
FTFY champ
>something deeply wrong with you
What board are we on again?
>>80119862
Why would I hate women?
>>80119875
Wouldn't they be the ones most effected, given that older men and women usually find a partner by a certain age? Regardless zoomershits are pure cancer
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>>80118840
>Bawww I'm gay
Jesus fucking g Christ can't we just kill these faggots already.
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>>80118840
Don't be sad gay-anon, I like you. We can be friends if you want.
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>>80119937
>he said on a board with 100s of threads made by straggots crying over the same thing
You are the Jews of sexuality
>>80120009
Why do you like me anon?
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>>80119741
>looking for a quick fuck with strangers
Not in the case of the autistic 5'3 dude (or even for the average incel desu)
>Was talking about raw numbers tho
It's kind of impossible to get a number of how many women would fuck an incel
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>>80120086
>Why do you like me anon?
IDK you seem genuinely nice.
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>>80119510
>fall in love
Bluepill faggot detected.
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>>80118840
Fucking faggot. I want you destroyed. I want everything about you destroyed. Hail Trump. Hail the white race.
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>>80120097
>It's kind of impossible to get a number of how many women would fuck an incel
Most women are straight...that's the point
Most incels are fakecels. Most incels are young guys who don't even go outside. I read this board and even this place is full of sex havers. Self proclaimed incels are always some whiny zoomers who get laid with minimal effort.
>the autistic 5'3 dude
Mentalcels and locationcels are only valid incels. I personally see ugly ass straight guys with gfs all the time. I'm talking fat, balding losers, both irl and online. Any polycule you see in those documentaries is full of ugly people as well btw. "Incels" expect women to approach them and are just entitled weirdos honestly. In vast majority of cases. The Elliott Rodger syndrome
>>80120171
I have been screeching at straight people for almost 3 hours
>>80120245
>even my ass
That's lewd and gay. Hail Elon, my favorite gamer girl
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>>80118840
You just need a hard thick veiny BBC in your ass, that'll calm you down.
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>>80120257
>I have been screeching at straight people for almost 3 hours
I can't even make friends with a lonely gay. It's over for me.
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>>80118840
>You think being an incel is hard?
Yes I do think being friendless with no social skills or hopes for a future and everyone looking down on me is hard.
>Try being a gaycel, you would kill yourself in a day.
It's the exact same problem incels have dumbass. You just want to think you're heckin special (you ain't).
>You have no idea how lucky you are
Yeah I'm so lucky being an autistic retard with no future. Fuck off bitch.



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