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Im 25 and I dont have a drivers license, ive never had a job, ive never filed taxes, i dont have a bank account, i have never mailed something at the post office before, i have never voted, i have never kissed a girl, i have never scheduled a doctors appointment, I cannot ride a bike, i dont like video games or movies, i dont do drugs, I have no friends.
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when i was 25 i bought my house.
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>>80127183
Do you want any of these things? What do you want anon?
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>>80127190
but you're still a massive faggot lol what happened?!
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>>80127183
I'd be you if i didn't get a job way back when.
This might be your last chance, the other option is literally a ditch.
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>>80127183
Christ your parents are colossal failures. All you can do anon is try to catch up on your own. Or don't it's really up to you.
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>>80127338
Idk they were fine mostly I think
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>>80127183
I used to be something but it got taken away from me
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>>80127183
Bro, mail a postcard to your mom.
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What do you do with your time? Orig
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>>80128437
i assume anon is like me and still lives with his parents too so why would he need to do that?
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>>80127183
im also 25, no drivers license, never had a job, never filled taxes, no bank account, never mailed, never voted, never kissed a girl or have sex, never scheduled a doctors appointment, but i can ride a bike and do play games, ive done weed a hand full of times and i don't got any irl friends anymore
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>>80127183
there are a lot of people just like you. That means it doesn't take a lot to get ahead of the masses.
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>>80128463
To feel more like an adult, and also to know how to send mail to people.
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>>80127183
>Im 25
I'm 38
>and I dont have a drivers license,
I have one
>ive never had a job,
Have this too
ive never filed taxes,
Have done this
>i dont have a bank account,
Have that
>i have never mailed something at the post office before,
I don't think I've done this
>i have never voted,
Neither have I
>i have never kissed a girl,
I've done that
>i have never scheduled a doctors appointment,
Have done this many times (my health is not good)
>I cannot ride a bike,
Haven't in a long time but I can
>i dont like video games or movies,
I mostly don't either
>i dont do drugs,
I do
>I have no friends.
I also have no friends
>>80127190
I bought mine at 33 in 2020 when interest rates were at their all time low desu wa
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>>80128649
No one asked you old faggot
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>>80127183
>I cannot ride a bike
you fucking nigger?
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>>80127183
>25
>only graduated college last year
>only had 1 shitty retail job out of highschool
>live at home with parents
>have not been able to find a job since college
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>>80129012
niggers know how to ride bikes.
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>>80129024
Graduating college at 24 isnt late or special you retard
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>>80127183
>never sucked a big black cock
Neither have I
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>>80129207
It might be kinda hot though anon
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>>80128649
i bought mine in 2018 and i'm very happy with my 4.125% interest rate.
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>>80127183
I had a job but was always too mentally ill to hold one down.
I also don't have a license because I'm too retarded to drive a vehicle on a public road
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>>80129489
What would you do in this situation? Did you ever crash?
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>>80127183
24 and have done all of these things except kiss a girl and i currently have no friends
you aren't missing much. everything else is worthless when you're alone
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>>80129543
I never did a practical exam so I was never in the drivers seat
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>>80127183
All of that is true for me too but I'm 29
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>>80129910
How? Genuinely how do you get that far without a bank account at least
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>>80129034
true, what they can't do is swim.
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>>80128497
Were they real friends?
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>>80130728
idk i didnt like them so i didnt put much effort in with talking with them so no?
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>>80129592
Youd be much worse off if you had none of those things
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>>80127183
You can get most of this stuff done over the course of a couple days. This stuff is way easier than you think, all you have to do is pick a thing and just do it. If you have trouble getting motivated then do basic chores or exercise to start your day. Turn your phone off and don't get on your PC until you've done at least a few productive things with your day. This post got too long so I'm breaking it up into 2 parts.

>I dont have a drivers license
Go to the DMV and apply for your temporary permit. Then ask your good for nothing parents to take you driving. Don't get stressed out, your parents will already be stressed. Just don't be s oy about it and you'll be fine.

>ive never had a job
There are hiring agencies that will set you up with a factory job that pays decent. All you have to do is fill out paperwork, tell them if you need help with the paperwork. It's their job to help you.

>ive never filed taxes
Assuming you're from the US, file at freetaxusa.com once the need to file taxes arises.

>i dont have a bank account
You can do that online right now, it's very easy. Get your parents or a relative to write you a 10-20$ check if you don't have any money to deposit.

>i have never mailed something at the post office before
Sell some of your old crap on ebay. All you need is a printer for the label, if you don't have one at home then use your public library's
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>>80127183
>>80131074
>i have never voted
Ask your parents how to register to vote. You don't have to actually vote but it's good practice for getting simple tasks accomplished and you'll feel good you did it.

>i have never kissed a girl
I'm 24 and haven't either, very common for zoomers unfortunately. Doing this stuff will help with confidence, once you've had a job for a while you'll feel like less of a loser.

>i have never scheduled a doctors appointment
Go to your local hospital, ask at the front desk to schedule a check up. You should still be on your parents insurance.

>I cannot ride a bike
You should be able to do this fairly easily as an adult but it's not necessary unless you need a bike to get to work.

>i dont do drugs
Good, drugs are a bad idea for someone like you. If you really want to for the experience then you can buy some cheap vodka or a 5$ package of zyns from the convenient store. Don't bother with weed or hard drugs, it will make your life worse.

>i dont like video games or movies
Video games are overrated and a waste of time, you probably haven't seen any good movies. Doesn't really matter, don't worry about this.

>I have no friends
Most people our age don't, worry about getting a job and getting all of this basic shit done before worrying about that.
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>>80129464
>>80128649
>>80127190

fuck yeah bros. im 21 and highly interested in purchasing my first property. Unfortunately I live in NJ and the prices and rates are totally fucked. I look at zillow almost daily and check selling prices for places wherever I go. For example I was in an airbnb in the poconos that was 4 bed 2 full bath, deck, sauna, hot tub, and sold for $140,000 in 2019!! Its incredible to look back now
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>>80128649
>ive never filed taxes
This is retarded, you've lost thousands of dollars by not filing for your tax return.
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>>80128400
No they weren't, your parents failed you. You don't have to be bitter about it and you shouldn't be but you should accept that fact now. If your parents were on the ball they would have helped you with at least half of this stuff already. Don't cry about it just move on and be your own parent, that's what being an adult is.
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>>80131142
Losers blame other people. You are keeping him a loser.
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>>80131737
You are blaming other people for keeping him a loser. Now you're a loser



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