I have an unrelenting urge to kill cats.I'm not sure what it is. Multiple reasons probably. Cats are disgusting beings and the only people who own them are either women who are morbidly obese mentally ill bitter loners (see: crazy cat lady stereotype) or textbook narcissists.Cats are cold, bitter creatures. Lions and Cheetahs and whatever else in a similar class are fine, those are the kings of their breed. Cats are on almost the bottom the totem pole and they act like they are at the top nonetheless. Dogs don't act like this. No other house animal acts like this, and the ones who DO act like this atleast have some reasonable justification to back it up, aka "I could kill you in a second" (snakes/wolves/coyotoes/dogs/any reptile/basically any pet) Cats forget their masters face after about 3 days, Dogs almost never do. I have a lot of wild/feral cats in my neighborhood that people want gone, and would most certainly never notice would be gone if they were to disappear or be mutilated. Most of them would appreciate it, as a majority of my neighborhood wishes for them to be dead very often. I not only hate cats, I despise anyone who is full of themselves enough to own one.How would I go about purging these wild/feral cats in my neighborhood? I'm not worried about "losing a fight", but these cats could have diseases. Is there a way to poison them, or to make them sick and tired enough for me to mutilate them without protest? For poison, I know mothballs are extremely effective, but I'm unsure on other methods, I don't want to kill them outright with poison... I want to mutilate them while they are weak and sick AFTER the poison. Let me know.
>>80172316They are hella cute and I adore them. Even tho I'm a dog person
>>80172316You're damaged. Just work at an oil rig or something. You should stay away from society
Not reading all that. Cats are complex creatures. All my encounters with those who hate cats have been from retards. I think dogs are uninteresting. But I don't hate them. I even raised one.
>>80172347My dog is mentally disabled and I rescued him. One of the most unique creatures I have ever encountered. A wonderful being I've givenmuch of my life to, and i would do it again in a heartbeat. You could give your whole life to a cat and they will still attack you over the smallest transgression. Disgusting.
>>80172370I have a catYou're retardedI legitimately think all cat haters are retardedHurrdurr a cat was mean to me when I tried to yank its tail
Fuck it. I'm reading this lmao.>Cats forget their masters face after about 3 daysIf your cat fails to recognize your face after 3 days, YOU fucked up. Either get your shit together, or get your cat checked for something because that's not normal.>>80172370>You could give your whole life to a cat and they will still attack you over the smallest transgression. Disgusting.What else can my cat do? She's the quiet type, and even then she usually lets me know she's not fw something by lightly biting my arm. And she knows not to hurt me.
>>80172396I fucked up nothing. I've never owned a cat. I'm highly allergic.>>80172390Cats were never mean to me, i never had trauma related to cats or anything.
Anytime I hear someone talk about their cat it's like they're in an abusive relationship. "Oh, I probably deserved it." "oh, you don't know how we're like when we're alone."
>>80172390Worst part about these people is how they all expect their cat to just bow down and listen all day as soon as you get them. CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF: YOU CAN TEACH A CAT TO DO X AND NOT DO Y.I have to ask: Do these lazy boneheads even know what they're getting themselves into when getting a cat?
>>80172440bump anon and this guy, anyone with a cat 100000% acts like they're in some weird fucking domestic violence dynamic and i cant stand it. u cant even say ur a cat hater on the internet without people acting like ur hitler. i love this thread
AND- AND- AND- AND FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING DICK! RAAHHHH!!! TOTAL DOG DEATH. CAT SUPREMACY.I'm joking and intentionally dragging this. As I said, I don't hate dogs.
>>80172461I have a dog in addition to the catAnd I just find her too clingy, cat leaves me alone once in a whileDogs are annoying
i have nothing against cats personally but holy fuck catfags need to be exterminated asap
>>80172316i beat the living fuck out of someone like you once
>>80172518catfags. love this term
>>80172440Mt cat mostly sleeps next to me while I play vidyaIt's just a retarded joke when people talk like thatDog owners have their own retarded joke>>80172462>let cat in>feed cat some kibble and milk>cat goes to my room and lays in my bed>cat goes outsideOmg guys I'm so Heckington abused!
>>80172462?? This nigga straight up says he wants to harm and kill Cats, but different than saying you hate cats and that's it.Also why don't you just hate people who are insane about their cats rather than the animals itself ? There's no need to wish harm on an innocent creature Believe it or not you are an actual psychopath if you feel that way so yeah.
>OP says he is interested in, specifically, mutilate themI wonder if OP also collects those Chinese cat torture videos.
>>80172316>I want to kill cats because they don't know their place and you're the narcissistlol ok bud
Bros I watched picrel with my black kot. Very comfy movie!
>>80172316I have always hated pet culture. I think people constantly shoving media of these furballs down everyone's eye sockets; everywhere in social media and in meme videos like they aren't filler, mostly treated as surrogate partners or children, is absolutely fucking maddening. Nevertheless, you're retarded, perhaps actually brain-damaged, for wanting to go out of your way with some convoluted process to capture and torture them rather than quickly putting them out of their misery via firearms.
>>80172689>sacrebleuWHERE IS ME MAMA
I'll admit to a dark secret here that I, too, was like that in my chiodhood.I had this deep aversion of cats, but also a weird fixation on them. I would watch videos of them fucking and read everything about them, but also beat the neighbors' cats and mistreat them along with another sick guy who was also fucked up in the head.I culminated in a time when a stray cat visited my grandma's house, and one time when she left I rubbed my clothed penis against the cat's asshole and slapped it. I was horrified with what I did and, after that, the stray cat was never to be seen there again.Nowadays I deeply regret all of this, and I overcame the apparent fear/repulsion of them, and even play with them, even though I wouldn't have a cat and still hate their guts for the reasons you've mentioned. Except it's not a sick and twisted expression of it. I was like, 13-14 yo when that happened.
>>80173125God it felt so good finally admiting this. It's a burden that's eating me out inside
>>80173133Nigga I just sent this to the fbiOwner of this website could give less of a a fuck about anonymity, youre fucked
>>80173140wow, the FBI will look up a case of mild animal abuse done over 10 years ago outside of their jurisdiction, but won't ban lolicons and nazis.lmao
Im so tired of dog worship. Every single ad, every single pet store, "WE LOVE DOGS, ALL DOGS ARE GOOD BOYS ;)"Not true AT ALL. Some dogs are really bad and pitbulls are the biggest example. If they're not ripping apart your child or someone else's, they're yapping for 7 hour straight just because they feel like it. Or pooping in someone else's yard (yours), or getting it's nasty fur oils everywhere and permanently making your home dirty with a thin layer of filth.How anyone can pretend dogs are the best pets is beyond me. Every few hours you have to let it outside to "go potty" meanwhile cats at least have the skill to use the bathroom on their own. Dogs are a huge unnecessary burden on any human beings life and they bring almost NOTHING to the table besides hunting (which I guarantee nobody actually has a dog for that reason anymore).Cats are better. They always have been. The only dogs I respect are wild ones, because their behavior is at least honest and they won't randomly chimp out because of some man-made selective breeding mutation or something. End all dog worship, it's a psy-op.
>>80172316some cultures had cats as pests, i feel the same way about mice, im totally chill with stomping on them til they are a squishy mushy bloody mess on the floor
>>80173458T R V T H N V K E !oreganooooooo
>>80172316Have you considered killing yourself instead you revolting subhuman freakazoid?
Tell me you're a thirdie without telling me you're a thirdie
>>80172316Imagine wanting to mutilate an animal. There is something deeply wrong with your subhuman brain.
Yeah wanting to torture and murder an innocent animal that much smaller and defenseless to you is pure sociopathy. Stay away from cats, and from society if possible.
>>80172316Society was at its peak when freaks like you were thrown into asylums and lobotomized, completely forgotten
dogs and dog owners are infinitely worse, dogs are like loaded weapons that people get to point at you free of consequence, oh and if their dog bites you and you defend yourself, now they'll want to kill you. dog owners are retarded most of the time, they cant even train their own mutt to not harass people and bark all day, seriously fuck dog owners, im almost at the point of ending my neighbor because he refuses to train his own fucking animal, pieces of shit.
>>80172316you should consider killing yourself instead. I get hating cat ladies or whatever, but come the fuck on man. Cats didn't do anything wrong.
>>80172316>I have an unrelenting urge to kill cats.
Kill them, make their femoid owners feel the pain of seeing their fleabag gutted like a fish.Toxoplasmosis gondii brains btfo.
>>80172316OP is a psycho who should be institutionalised. Nearly all serial killers start off killing animals, usually cats. Fun fact, I had a neighbour who was a cat hater, this miserable old man who lived with his fat wife in the house next door. He was obsessed with how much he hated cats, he'd sit on his back porch with a slingshot waiting to see if any came onto his yard. He also had a cat trap by the back steps, a little cage that he'd put catfood in to lure them in.One night I hear a cat caught in the little cage, meowing. So I snuck into his yard, let the cat out and stole his cage. The next morning I see the old guy come out and look shocked when the cage isn't there. He's looking around, like this cage might have moved by itself. I'm watching this and I start laughing, and I yell "Hey neighbour, you lose something?" He gives me a dirty look and goes into his house and slams the door.After that I made the old guy's life so miserable that he moved away. I'd heard from others in the neighbourhood that he'd lived in that house all his life, inherited it from his parents. Sucks to be him I guess, lol.So here's the thing OP. Your post is probably bait, but there's enough people in real life like you that it could easily be true. So if you get the idea that you're going to go out and start harming cats I hope somebody sees you and gives you a severe beating that will leave you with life changing injuries. Now that everybody has doorbell cams you're a lot more likely to get caught if you try something like that so you better just stay at home and seethe. Better yet, seek psychiatric help.
>>80172316i hate cats too but killing them is a big no no>>80173458cats are way more worshiped, they were literally treated like gods in the past (nowadays too with memes and shit) the truth is people only like them because they are BEAUTIFUL, cats are the biggest blackpilli don't care about dogs though
If cats were ugly everyone would be like OP
>>80174692thermonuclear blackpill casually deployed in some off-brand, unsuspecting thread
I'm reading this thread and most of complaints are based around "cat bit me, HELP ME! I'M ABUSED" sentimentunderstandable, as only contrarian attention whores hate the second most popular pet
>>80172316I don't like cats, but I'd only ever kill one if it had rabies or something. Women on the other hand . . .
Cats are not cold or anything, they just have actual personalities and may not like you. A lot of cats are affectionate puddles of joy and contrary to popular opinions cats actually live in prides and are collective animals. with that bring said, cats are in FACT at the top of animal world. They have literally trained some parasites to cause their prey to fall in love with them and seek them out. Moreover they hacked the code for easy life and focused their evolution on emotionally manipulating humans (the pinnacle of creation) to do their bidding and be their slaves. Not only that, but in the wild cats are the most successful predators of all species and can singlehandedly genocide whole population of birds and rodents. Lions are cheetah have to work for their food and struggle to survive. Cats don't need to do shit. They won over nature. Last time I was in my village there was a like 20-50 feral cats and they just kept endlessly reproducing because everyone fed them and they communally collected money to buy catfood and shit. Until some outsider phoned to shelter to have them sterilized. But if you wonder how to low key kill them - cats love the smell of chlorine and will drink from chlorine sanitized pools if they can.
>>80172316>Cats are cold, bitter creaturesI've never gotten this vibe from cats and I don't understand why people think it. They're goofy.
