What would you do if you woke up with a vagina?
piss out of it, play with it and then i guess go about my day
>>80173966If pee comes out your vagina you should see a doctor.
>>80173961Women are such beautiful creatures
>>80173976all comes out of the same hole, lets not get into specifics here, urethra is an afterthought
>>80173981No they're not, stupid foid.
>>80173961Does anyone know if flicking the bean feels the same as jacking your dick off?
>>80173997i assume it's like playing with a smaller version of the head of your dick
>>80173981they truly are. no matter how much I try to rationalize my contempt for them i am just simply programmed to adore them
>>80174003that is a very cringeworthy thing to say anon
>>80173961take a loud sprinkler piss that sounds like PSHSHSHSHSHSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSHSHSHSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHSHSHSHSH and make a mess everywhere
>>80173997Probably. Nature is lazy like that and reuses stuff wherever possible. And clits and dicks both come from the same starting material before sex differentiation happens. You can put testosterone gel on clits and make them grow into more dick-like forms.
>>80173961I would learn how to drive.
>>80173961>What would you do if you woke up with a vagina?Start an Onlyfans.
>>80174003I feel the same way, hard to be mad at women once you're looking at them
>>80174073this picture smells really bad
>>80174002frustratingly ineffective way to jerk off, but then again they have natural lubrication
>>80174027Would it be gay to suck on that?
Call up the nearest BBC.
>>80174248Only one bbc?
>>80174263I gotta break it in.
>>80174281True. Need to be resized.
>>80173961I'd be really fucking happy and not worry about being home by myself all day because now I can have multiple orgasms and 300 different toys to figure out clitoral, vaginal, g-spot and a-spot stimulation. Hopefully it also comes with amazing boobs I can touch all day.The only weird thing would be having to explain what happened to people who have known me all their life and not get captured by the government for experimentation on my condition.Also wtf is this 900 second post timer? Fuck captcha, I will go back to lurking if posting requires 15 minutes of waiting.
>>80174158It's not the picture you're smelling it's your dried cum on your monitor.
>>80174027I'm extremely jealous of this clit. Thought about using T cream for years but I don't want to have to shave constantly. Nor deal with any other negative side effects. But I have always watched porn from the perspective of the guy and have such wicked penis envy. My clit has huge throbby feelings about wanting to be buried in some tight, wet, swollen hole for how small it is. fml :(
>>80174507You can do a combo of T cream and pumping and just laser whatever hair ends up growing. It's not like that webm of cyberxennial is hairy at all.
>>80174425>I'd be really fucking happy and not worry about being home by myself all day because now I can have multiple orgasmsstop pretending you're just a lurker, you're a regulae poster who made this thread for demoralization fetish.
I'd make a bunch of boys fight over me.I get it.
>>80174519I'm honestly too poor at the moment, fixing my car was a financial setback. But I'll try to save outside of savings for house repair. Google is showing something like $150+ per session.I should do it though.
>>80173961Try to use a urinal
>>80174668Also I wouldn't be a gay anymore so I'd be satisfied
>>80174560Not OP, just a manlet who wishes he was born a girl. And no not trooning out because that's stupid, not the same and way too old for that anyway.
I would avoid flicking and schlicking as much as possible because if the orgasm is as good as claimed, it would permanently ruin jerking off if I ever changed back
Do you fucking retards actually believe women don't have pussy hair?
>>80174794Would you be a cute girl? i have two sisters for reference and it's unfortunate I was born with a Y chromosome because they are really attractive.
>>80174507If I brought home a woman from a date and found out she had a clit like that I would agree to take her last name and would wear the dress at our wedding.
>>80174818Uhhhh? You okay? No one said anything about that
>>80174818>>80174951I assume that anon is saying the pic choice for the OP is bad because if you woke up as a woman you would see lots of pubic hair until you shaved.Though that argument makes the mistake of assuming no men are shaving their pubic hair.
>>80173961ride femboys amazon-style
>>80174892It's hard to say since I don't have any siblings. My female cousins are quite attractive though. All my genetics seem to be better suited on a girl. I just hope I'd have an innie and perky tits.>good ass>more hourglass shape than a V>thick, shiny dark blonde hair>gray/green eyes (been told gray looks scary on a guy but hot on a girl)>rather big eye lashes>fast metabolism and don't gain fat>3 inch shorter than average guy in my country>long legs>don't enjoy competitive stuff>don't care about sportsWhenever a girl compliments me, they usually use the word "cute" which is basically an insult since cute puts you in the friendzone or 'will date after 30' category right away. Not that it matters because the women complimenting me already have a bf or are 10+ years older.
>>80174959I guess? Doesn't help that all of the pictures posted have been shaven pussies. Personally I prefer trimmed, but the 30+ crowd is a minority here.
>>80174794if you're a repper, then at very least stop spreDing misconceptions about (wo)men's orgasms for your own fetish. Others don't deserve to suffer for your sloppy seconds
>>80173961I'd cut it off and install one of those thigh skin penile tubes
>>80175033I'm 38 and don't have a preference either way for pubic hair shaving.
One twist : you have the same body type as your mother when she was the age as you.
I would do the same I do every day. Nothing.
>>80175004hmm I see. well I would definitely impregnate you prone bone style
>>80175053I probably wouldn't. I look exactly like my dad and nothing like my mom.If I got gender bent I'd probably look like my dad's sister (I have no sisters of my own and the female cousins I knew growing up were all on my mom's side of the family, hence why I can only think of that aunt as an example of female appearance on my dad's side of the family).
>>80175034What's a repper? I can't keep up with the latest buzz words.You can't deny that women have it a lot better when it comes to sex. Both availability for actual sex and the ways they can masturbate and receive stimulation.I didn't lose my virginity until 27, can count my partners on one hand and never had a relationship. However because I'm so intrigued about pussies, it happens that I know more about her body than the girl herself. It's great to them writhe in pleasure until their whole body convulses and they have to push you away because the pleasure is too overwhelming. But shortly after that they can do it again and again. Male orgasms can be intense for a few seconds but then it's "alright that was that I guess".>>80175126I'd prefer to enjoy my vagina for a while before ruining it by pushing a baby through there. Or better yet, become a lesbian since there's no stigma to that at all anymore.
>>80175148Repressing tranny
>>80173961Exploit the fact that men are simps and become monogamous, perverted slut to get the best out of both worlds, living realtively nice life.
>>80175181Did someone hurt you? Because you sound jaded
>>80175162Ah, well I have no attraction to men or the desire to fuck around with hormones and all that. I just believe that my life would've been a lot more enjoyable if I was born the opposite gender, looking at the genetic cards I was dealt and my experiences as an average guy for over 30 years.
>>80175186No. I simply think women have more options and potentially easier life. Since I still have male brain and thus different values, I'm not as hypergamous as typical woman, but at the same time I'm horny. Being a slut is long-term damaging though due to ruined reputation etc, so the best option in such situation is to find some good enough guy, string him along with pussy and be monogamous, degenerate wife, maybe even becoming stay at home, not having to work, pump out several kids and live off welfare because almost every western country throws money at families thinking it'll boost fertility rates. Sure, it would change my body, but it's investment into future, and if I was able to become stay at home mom, not waste 8-9 hours daily in some job, I'd have time to exercise to fight the effects off. So not only my kids would be source of some income, but also due to laws being stacked against men I could threaten man with divorce raping him if he cheats. And I'd simply drain his balls couple times a week to further deincentivize cheating. Why women don't do this is beyond me. It seems that they really might be retarded.
>>80175201getting into makeup sounds really fun. love her eyeliner and glossy hair
>>80173961Depends. Am I a woman with a female body, face, boobs etc? How attractive am I? If I'm a woman I'd just live my life normally as a (now tom-) boy. It would probably be amazing because women are treated a lot better in society. If I'm literally myself but with a vagina I'd also just live as a moid but with a vagina...
>>80173961Masturbate and try to see what that's like.
>>80175236You can easily do it, there are male makeup influencers on all platforms. You can start out with shower makeup. Like, literally putting on makeup to practice or try a particular look, immediately wash it off. Until you're comfortable enough to go outside with it, if ever.
>>80175296nah I mean if I was a girl. I did however use my sister's makeup kits when I was alone at home. unfortunately im not too far removed from having agp.
>>80175148It's impressive how prostate orgasms are unknown to you despite your supposed knowledge about pussies. You know exactly what you're doing here, stop feigning ignorance you fucking gaslighter.Impressive how men with pussy envy have little knowledge about themselves and it always involve ignoring the prostate psychotically.
>>80175765Oh no, during my time being single and getting bored of fapping I tried out prostate stimulation throughout the years. Even managed to get a hands free orgasm a few times and then never again for some reason. Maybe pegging would work better than having to move your arm, but good luck finding a woman who wants to do that in the first place.Also it just resulted in an ejaculatory orgasm and I still had a refractory period, though maybe a bit shorter than normal. The amount of prep needed for anything anal doesn't outweigh the results imo. At least pussies self lubricate and penetration isn't even needed to achieve orgasm.
kill myself. women are wretched creatures whose entirte personality, whose whole worth revolves around vagina tingles.
>>80175186>guy says he would do what literally every woman does>"you sound jaded"lollmao
>>80176098It's like clockwork"I tried prostate stimulation in the past, no cap! But [insert a bunch of complications he doesn't consider for women]">At least pussies self lubricate and penetration isn't even needed to achieve orgasm.Because most women don't orgasm from penetration, don't have multiples, and when they do get multiples it's like the dry orgasms men have before ejaculation anyways.But those complications are ignored. It's only when male sexuality is the subject that people concoct the most varied complications to not address it with humanity.
>>80176098also>but good luck finding a woman who wants to do that in the first place.They don't because they're cowards and socially conditioned to demand things done for them. You're doing yourself no favors giving up and wanting to be a woman because they supposedly have it easy out of an unfair situation. It's the same logic as the guy who wanna be a woman to drain other men.
>>80173961>get on birth control>fuck all of the virgins>solve all the world's problems with the power of pussyIt's that easy. Negative std test? You can hit it. Normies ruined sex by creating STDs
>>80173961>What would you do if you woke up with a vagina?I'd see how much of my arm I could fit up there. Maybe flick the bean all day.
>>80176204>Because most women don't orgasm from penetrationAs I said in my first post, it would already be more fun to have a pussy and try all kinds of different toys instead of 'insert pee pee into fake hole that you have to clean afterwards'. Leaving the whole sexual aspect out of it, I could literally be doing what I'm doing now, but have people be interested in me. Omg a decent looking girl that plays games and prefers to be at home instead of partying? Wife material! There would always be people wanting to play multiplayer games. Doesn't matter if you're bad at the game, guys will ignore that if it means they can play with someone who has tits.>>80176228>giving up and wanting to be a womanWhere did I say I'm giving up? Wanting to be the opposite gender is no different from wanting a certain job you'll never have, or an item you'll never be able to afford. They're all impossible but sometimes it comes to mind.>>80176230>It's that easyBased world saver anon.
>>80176739>As I said in my first post, it would already be more fun to have a pussy and try all kinds of different toys instead of 'insert pee pee into fake hole that you have to clean afterwards'most of the toys are more of the same, and there are prostate toys too.It's almost like you want to lose
>>80173961Imagine having seen one of these IRL.Pusi is for gey
>>80173961Realistically, have a complete mental breakdown because something impossible has happened, and now my entire understanding of reality is null and void.Aside from that, very little would change. It would be a major issue for normies. But for people with no social existence, what genitals you have does not matter much.
>>80176802>clit suckers like satisfyer>vibrators like magic wand>vibrators that combine internal stimulation with aforementioned>g-spot stimulators>dildo's in all shapes and sizes, even dog and horse cock>fucking machines>can do it whenever you're hornyCompared to prostate toys>watch your diet so you have solid poop>take a shit an hour before, so never spontaneous>clean yourself out>lube lube lube>pray your prostate isn't located in a different spot than the toy hits>pray you don't lose horniness during all the prep>can't be chill at a PC unless you're rocking a gyno chair
Immediately get myself an intact large healthy male dog and train him to mount me so I can take his knot daily and get filled with gallons of doggy cum.
Divorce my wife because I'm not a faggot.
>>80173961have straight sex with my friend
Learn how to masturbate with it, of course.
>>80177474Absolutely based and knotpilled.
>>80174027Wondorous how ftm don't do this but rather have dr. Sheklberg to make one from wrist skin
Don't know. That's rather difficult to predict and might depend upon circumstances and exactly would that entail. Some of things that'd likely be occurring would be straight out confusion, checking up the effects and width of the changes and considering why my memories and impressions don't match up with my current state of being.
I would grab the dedicated bag of my cum for this purpose and use it to impregnate and clone myself.
Make/sell porn and masturbate. Basically live on easy mode.
>>80173961Be a slut
>>80174073>>80177918Never says you're an actual woman, much less an attractive one.You'll just be a dude with a cunt.
>>80177977Pussy pics sell well enough. Don't quote me again, tard.
same thing I currently dojerk off for onlyfans money
>>80173961put an ad out for 1000 guys to come fuck my ass in 24 hours
Play with it and try to insert all kinds of objects into it like a brush. After that nothing else would change because I would still look like a man.
What about fembots that would wake up with a penis and testicles? What would you do?
>>80180405Start a new thread for that topic with a pov dick pic.
>>80180336You don't need a vagina to get a 1000 guys to fuck your ass.
>>80173961She almost 14 in that pic
>>80173981yeschaturbate com/xiawa_xo/
>>80180446Where are you getting your info from?
>>80180674no, I was wrong this time, I confused it with another piece
>>80173961I would start using LBTQ dating app "lex" and pass myself off as FTM to the theyfabs and transgirls on there who might be interested in such
>>80173961I'd hug her and tell her I'd like to go another round while rubbing my hard cock on her thigh
>>80180708Do tell about the other piece. Without implicating yourself.
>>80173961Be sad cause I like my dick and dicks in general. I'm also a big hairy strong guy so it's not like I could pass as a woman ever.
>>80180892don't know, studio that tries to capture clean pure beauty
>>80180921>it's not like I could pass as a woman everyou don't have to, you'd be surprised how many people are into tall FTMs since they're such a rarity. and with a pussy you'd be able to do things with dicks you can't currently do, hence my answer here >>80174969
>>80181076No thanks. I tried sticking things in my ass before. Not my thing. Foreign objects inside me is no.
>>80177345again, more and more complications with no questioning.magic wand, pressure suckers, internal and external vibrators, dildos and fucking machines can all be used by men.Your obsession with poop is likely a fetish, you don't have to clean yourself every time you play with your ass, nor have a specific diet so long as you don't eat like a pig.And your obsession with spontaneity points to a porn addiction: masturbation sessions for women are frequently planned and periodic, since they aren't as horny as men are.Preparing for something is only detrimental for the experience if you're anxious, again, this points to your personal insecurities with being vulnerable as a man, not to an inherent lack men experience.
>>80181121I find it interesting that you say you enjoy dicks, but see the act of penetration as a menace for you, not for the woman. And of course you'll use some naturalistic bullshit to justify it, because women are 'meant to like it'. Yeah, sure.It's simple: if you find vulnerability bad, you don't know how to please a woman, since you find it unpleasant by default.
>>80181145You don't know shit about women if you think they aren't hornier than men. Especially 25+, our bodies are constantly screaming to get pregnant and ovulation is the worst of it.
>>80181189>uses "they" to refer to women first, then "our" to imply himself as a womanand of course the par course demoralization of men through insecurities over his success with women, because god forbid not putting them at a pedestal like you repper predators do.
>>80181233Yeah, I am an actual woman. We exist on the internet, grow the fuck up. Your troon obsession is disgusting.
>>80173961probably kill myself honestly!
>>80181185 I'm not making any relevant arguement abd don't care about whatever it is you're trying to talk about here. I don't like being penetrated, simple as.
>>80173961I would commit suicide immediately.
wear all the underwear i have bought that my dick and balls doesn't allow my to fit into
>>80173987the Urethra and the Vagina are separate holes
>>80181255I know women exist on the internet, but so do predators who use the convenience of anonimity to bullshit and gaslight people into insecurities, exactly like you tried to do now and failed, after I exposed your faux pas.In this uploaded online pdf, I expose how male sexuality is botched by media out of spite and capitalist interests. Your desire to downplay men's capabilities is very well explained here:black-margareta-92.tiiny.site
>>80181320no shit, i know human anatomy, it's still coming out of the same region
>>80181320You don't have a cloaca?
>>80181270but you like to penetrate women, so by definition you like doing something for others you don't enjoy yourself, and that's a problem.You can't excuse this as something natural like "oh I just don't like it", there are clear insecurities swept under the rug here.
>>80181353>and that's a problemIt isn't if they enjoy being penetrated, which I imagine they do. I'm one of the actual incels on the incel boards though, so idk.
>>80181353 >"nnnnnooooooo you can't just not enjoy something that other people do enjoy!!!"Yes, I can.
>>80181388if you don't enjoy something another person does, you don't make that to the other person just because she enjoys it. That's sacrifice and bullshit. You only have to do things both have fun with, but if you can tolerate penetration for others rather than yourself, you're just being hypocritical
>>80181466This is some hardcore retard take.If I like penetrating and don't like being penetrated, and she likes being penetrating, there is no issue. I penetrate her, I like it, she likes it.Get out of my fucking bedroom, faggot.
>>80173961just a man with a vagina or am i now a fem woman
>>80181758Nothing else changes, including hormone levels and whatnot, you just have a vagina instead of a penis and balls.
>>80181493>If I like doing what I don't like receiving then it's okay. If I burn a masochist to death because they love it, there's no problem becaused they loved ityou only assume women like being penetrated because you like penetrating
I practically already live like this because I live in a genetically fucked runt body, not a troon though.
>>80181493>>80181803in other words, there's a gap in empathy here: you only assume women like being penetrated because they *should*, not because you know that being penetrated feels good.Following the masochist hypothetical, it wouldn't be a problem to give them the just desserts - after all, they love it - but you must do so *knowing* they love it for different reasons; you simply ditch this knowledge out of convenience.
>>80173961>What would you do if you woke up with a vagina?TS Loli Oji-san no Bouken Onanie Hen | Adventures of a Guy who Turned Into a Loli! Masturbation Arc
>>80181803No, I assume they like it because they want to have sex, and say they like it, because dildos exist, etc.Again, I don't really know, I'm an incel, but based on everything I've seen, women generally like it.But if I meet a woman that doesn't that's okay. I'm fine with not having sex. Cudding and closeness is the biggest thing. Mutual sexual pleasure can be achieved through other means than penetrative sex.
>>80181837 I assume they do because it seems most women do. If they don't than that's a conversation we can have and would have to be something they bring up, just as if I didn't like prenetrating I would have to bring it up.
>>80181893great, but why do they like being penetrated, for you? What feelings do you imagine that are pleasurable?See, that's the point: if you can't see how penetration feels good, then your performance is always externally oriented, which greats a gap in empathy.
>>80181320>the Urethra and the Vagina are separate holesI think you need to show some proof.
>>80181964Nice, don't care. Literally will never have a vagina so I won't ever know. Fuck off.
>>80182007 >muted cause unoriginal whatever
>>80182030I mean couldn't you just shove something up your ass
>>80182030>I lack empathy and imaginationyou just admitted you associate piking penetration with having a vagina, meaning your distate for penetration isn't atavistic but socially constructed and enforced by your lack of mind over matter.And that's even something you could mitigate by 'talking it out', but apparently you only say that for the appearances, for externalities, like your while argumentative process.
>>80182075liking*
>>80182063 I have, I didn't like it. These are not the same things though.>>80182075No, I said vaginal penetration for a woman and anal penetration for a man are simply not equivalent.I did say I'd talk it out.You're retarded. Final post here from me.
>>80182157My body is pretty fucked so I am essentially this threads prompt, hurts more at first in the ass but its practically the same thing, just need more patience I guess.
>>80182157"but they're not the same!"and it's just so fun how this difference is always played against men when we talk about sexuality, isn't it?Read these two pages and educate yourself worth a whole book, faggot: black-margareta-92.tiiny.site
