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>22 and missed out on young love
What now
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>>80181510
>22 and missed out on young love
surely slog didnt post this? right?
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>>80181522
Slog copied my post style. He wants to be me
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>>80181510
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>heh I'm such a loser virgin you guys haha
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>heh... 5 years till wizard status. dating apps? self improvement? nah that's for beta simps. virgins of the world unite!
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>uhh... heh... j-just 2 years till wizard mode! I actually don't care about sex or relationships at all. Trust me, I'm totally happy to live this way guys...
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>*BANG*
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>>80181510
giwtwm (on the bottom)
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>>80181510
sex looks fun
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>>80181541
riiiggghhhttttttt i agree op, i totally agree
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>>80181711
Unironically gets boring after you do it with the same person for more than 5 years
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>>80181765
>Unironically gets boring after you do it with the same person for more than 5 years
just used the triple max anal and pussy fuck machine vibration-matron 69420, then it wont be boring
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>>80181561
This anon is envious of my ability to cast magic missile
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>>80181765
but using the same hand for 30 years doesnt?
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>>80181561
I wish I had the balls to do this, but if I had a gun I'd probably fuck it up somehow. Oh well.
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>>80181510
get the fuck over it?
i didn't find love until i was in my late 20s, and ive had fantastic experiences
just don't take advice from incels and you've found a good starting position
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>>80181510
His 5.9 inch penis couldn't even go all the way
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>>80181510
Hey! Are you me!?!
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>>80182412
It seems strange at glance, but the desire to die and to not exist does not automatically lead to people committing suicide. It takes much more of a specific circumstances to actually go along with killing self, not to mention all the suicides that are actually meant to be a crying call instead of an actual attempt at ending ones life (it's more of a female thing).

That being said I wish I was never born and killed myself decades ago, but, oh well.
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>>80181510
ZOOMA LOOMA BOOM.
Young love sucks, I have had friends almost kill themselves over it. Older love is better....

Truth be told I have never been anyone's public face, but I have fucked at least 5 girls. It's honestly better that way.
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>>80181510
i instantly get suicidal when i see a girl lock her legs around a guy. I will never experience that
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why does sex matter so much? because your jealous other people have it? seems pretty worthless and now im seeing niggers here talk about how you get brain damage if you dont have sex but i feel better when im not worried about women. the brain damaged ones are niggers who cant live without sex it seems.
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>>80183663
How old are you? I'm 26 and I know that I can never be in a healthy relationship but I hope to get laid one day. Unfortunately it makes me feel better that I'm not the only incel.
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>>80181541
fuck you guys. As if I would care about as something as vapid and superfluous as mammalian courtship. You humans and your emotions. It sickens me.
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>>80183663
It's fucking annoying if bitch decides to restrict your movement by locking her legs while you on full speed.
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>>80181510
imagine her dad watching this, or her little brother
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>>80181510
groom a legal teenager into being your young love
duh
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>>80184215
this is all i think about whenever i watch any porn
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>>80181561
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>hmm everyone is fucking stupid for real, i always thought i was just edgy but im starting to think im right... anyway wanna go some 2v2 arena m8?
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>ok im just gonna do what i want from now on, i dont care if im poor. gonna go to community college, play guiar and games, lets see what happens. bro you wanna go 2s?
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>hmm something is wierd with the world. i still have never had a gf and people around me act like the "adults" they said they never want to be when they were young. i dont fit in at all. huh? looks? blackpill? gotta look into this, in the meantime, 2v2 anyone?
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>lmao people are fucking retarded npcs im gonna stay away from them all. i can live off this small income, its enough. lets also shift the opinion on blackpill on 4chan, that site isnt what it used to be, i hope it burns. "tfw when never seen a vagina IRL, u mad?" anyway gonna play 2v2 now with my only friend
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> xd..
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>>80183684
I don't think you are too far off the mark. Most things have a clear path forward that you can follow. Want a new monitor or computer? Want a meal made for you? Path is pretty straight forward, get money by some means and go buy it. However, want friends? Want someone to love you? Want to have sex (more so when you are teenager) well that shit has no clear path forward, you could have the right looks and behavior and still somehow fuck it up because you try asking the wrong girls, could do everything wrong and be a spaz and somehow land a decent 6/10 girl to lose your virginity and date for years.
That's why this shit gets obsessive for some people, so much of their life works like a guide for a game: do X get Y, grind for this many hours and get item, but love? friends? That shit has no formula outside of always going out to take risks and pain over and over again till it happens. For some that's easy, others that is the hardest thing to do and many then suffer like the OP's narrative, where it's past the time to try and get it and they never knew how the whole time.
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>>80181510
What the hell are they fucking in? A space jam? Also, 22 is a young love. You'll find that nobody starts really maturing until about 25 years old, and everybody is a God damned 15-year-old emotionally and they don't start changing until 25. And they don't get to their final form until their mid 30s
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>>80181510
Met my wife when I was 24 and she was 18. Everyone else I know has been divorced or trapped in miserable relationships. Permanent arrangements are best taken slow. There is literally no rush for something that has the ability to destroy your entire life. You are better off alone your entire life than you are being divorced.
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>>80184920
>You are better off alone your entire life than you are being divorced.

I think that greatly depends on the individual and the situation they are in. I know many people that are divorced that have kids that clearly love them and are with them and they found other relationships. I just attended a funeral last weekend of a friend who killed himself and who stated in his note he couldn't take coming home to no one anymore. I would dare to say he would have been much better off getting married to be divorced later, even if his end result was the same, the attempt would be an effort to improve his life. I think what is better is to take risks your whole life that are not controlled by your fears, but by outcomes you want to have, to suffer because you tried something you wanted to do rather than to suffer because you avoid something you feared.
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>>80184900
>What the hell are they fucking in? A space jam?
looks like a limo with recording equipment in it.
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>>80184516
If I had a good enough internet connection to grind 2s arena between the ages of 23-30 I would've ended up a chad lite blog and avatar posting fag like you.
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>>80181510
32 and missed out on literally everything
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I'm bored at work so I looked it up it's Britni Kitten, older video
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>>80181510
obviously suicide
/thread
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>>80181510
Now you're going to wageslave for the next 50 years knowing full well that you lived an inferior life and that you are genetically repugnant enough that women rejected you during your teen years when they have no expectations and no higher standards, they don't want a man with a six figure salary like adult women, they just want to mess around and have fun, and not a single teenage girl felt that she could have had fun with you. The most brutal of blackpills.
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>>80184516
i remember when you were like 30 or 31
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>>80181510
>looks at camera twice
actual gay ass American Psycho shit.
That girl better watch out.
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>>80182564
it could, but going balls deep require more dexterity than that position offers since he's just using his hips to thrust.

Don't believe me?, try thrusting down alll the way on your bed with only hands supporting you and see how long you last. Now keep in mind you need to keep a steady rhythm as well as maintain eye contact, talk to someone or kiss them. Not to mention how irrelevant it is. He's barely using over half his length yet she's clearly enjoying it.
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why not consider importing a cute 13yo gaza or afghani girl?
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>>80185481
because they are mentally fucked by tragedy
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>>80185481
>Why not consider something so outrageously illegal and immoral that you will be an infamous villain posted all over the internet for decades.
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You are not loser because you didn't fuck a girl
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>>80185324
amatuers cant help but constantly look at the camera, as if they didnt autistically obsess over getting the right angle before shooting. it's what kills the genre for me. at least pros know not to do that unless it's POV
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wow... um. nothing to say other than it's nice to see some proper porn on here for once... everything has been like blacked or tranny or whatever lately but i really like this... it's so sweet and passionate <3
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>>80181561
>>80184516
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>marry the olllll' ball n' chain and watch her lose her virginity to a delicious virile black bvll
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>start raising your first mulatto son
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>raising many more half-black children as your own
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>still a virgin and your wife has a bodycount in the thousands (all black)
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>still raising children that are biologically and racially not your own
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>working 100+ hour weeks to finance their lifestyle while you don't even live in the house or sleep in your marital bed
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I'm not lying.
This 65yo mayor dude just married this virginal 16 teen.
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>>80185490
>>80185552
Forget the reply.
I it barely made the news and nobody cares anymore.
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>>80185552
She's hot as fuck too. Loo at those tits. Good on the old fucker I say.
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>>80181510
you don't live in the past or future, you live now. if you want pussy go get it, if you don't, don't. everything you've ever done, everything you do, everything you will ever do, happens in the present moment.
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>>80182412
>I wish I had the balls to do this, but if I had a gun I'd probably fuck it up somehow. Oh well.
You won't fuck it up, it's easy as 2+2. You are just too weak as a man to do it.
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>>80181510
Sauce?? 22 you still have time. Try to find friends with common interests, and as your social circle gets larger your odds of meeting females improves greatly.
>>80185697
Good advice
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>>80183374
> That being said I wish I was never born and killed myself decades ago, but, oh well.
Thes best time to plant a tree...
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>>80181510
source code
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>>80181510
>34 and missed out of young love
It doesn't really get better. Any woman you meet will have a ton of experience when it comes to dating/sex. It will be like taking dance classes and your partner has been doing it for 10+ years, but you're still expected to take the lead as a man. Then she gets pissed off when you accidentally step on her toes.
I once had sex with a beautiful 18yo girl who slid in my dm's when I was 30 and it was the purest thing I've ever experienced. I've probably used all the luck for the rest of my life on that.
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If you were tall and hairy, you had no reasons
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your only 22 time to turn yourself into a chad. start going to the gym everyday, talking to girls.

girls told me they didn't know me when i went to the bar.
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>22
>missed out on young love
How? You are young so any love you have will be considered young love you fucking idiot
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>>80181510
mope and whine until you're 30 and then realize that 22 is actually young. repeat the process every decade or half decade and then slowly wither away and die of regret
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>>80181561
You guys cope? Why?
16
>I'm a loser
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>I'm a loser
22
>I'm a loser
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>I'm a loser
25 soon, not holding my breath for anything.
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that guys body or ass and legs looks so dumb and ruins the video



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