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On Saturday I had dinner with an old friend from college and her friend, and her friend's parents.

While we were on the porch talking, both girls told stories about how slutty they were, and at the same time, how hard it was to find a good guy.

They were flirting with me a lot and I could tell they were upping their game because I wasn't reciprocating the attention. They both said they were DTF but I had no interest because sluts.

Today the hotter one (my friend) sends me three full nude pics that her friend took (her friend is fat) and asked me to dinner. I declined.

The fat one also asked me several times how much money I make (I didn't answer her, that's tacky)

Why do sluts think they deserve good men?
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>>82454425
They think they're some kind of hot shit opposite thread is on but they're not
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>>82454673
Opposite thread has now ceased
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>>82454425
YOU "LABUBU WORSHIPPING SATANIC PHAGGOT", YOU'LL BE FUCKING DEFENESTRATED
https://derpibooru.org/images/3670475

This waste of life serb is once again trying to spread brony propaganda, confirmed by his other stealth MLP threads with similar filenames so this one is not just a fluke.
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>>82454643
>>82454591

Also worth noting that OP copied and pasted the entire OP text nearly word-for-word from this old-ass /r9k/ thread from 2013.
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/9094578
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I bust open your
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Fucking skull and I
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Crack it apart to
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Leave your head empty
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A gaping hole is
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What's left leaving it
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Dead as well all
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That's left are butchered
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Remains when the death
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Comes to kill you
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Like a reaper of
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Vengeance that is planning
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Its attack waiting for
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The moment to strike
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So that it can
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Come kill you to
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Kill the life within
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You and slice whatever's
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Inside you I hope
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>>82454808
It has been a while since I've seen you around Lee. Good work catching this cheese. Hope you are doing well.
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That would soon happen
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To see this existence
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End to watch your
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Life come crashing down
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After what you had
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Built up it's gonna
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Fall apart on you
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So that you fall
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To your death I'd
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Like to see that
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Fall to watch your
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Life come to its
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End I am just
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Waiting for that moment
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When your life ends once and for all
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To whatever this shit is
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That you finally turn into a corpse
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>>82454808
You fall for it every single time
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A corpse that will decay
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And get eaten by maggots
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And other insects that dwell in the earth
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That will eat other humans
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And that will include you as well
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Is this the real barneyfag or just an imitation?
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You will not be saved from the death
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When it comes to bite you
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It is vicioius and maiming
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Aiming to kill its target
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And then shoot on sight
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Aiming to kill and kill only
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Until the target is dead
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And then the target is no longer alive
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Not after the eradication had already happened
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To blow you apart into smithereens
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just spam sage if you want to kill a thread. this is absolute autism
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They'll blow all over the place
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And they leave red stains everywhere
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>>82469287
>>82470126
You are a dangerous terrorist, you probably killed Charlie Kirk
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They scar the facade they lay on
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>>82478061
wake up lazy cunt
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>>82479022
>you should be like me and spam MLP everywhere and blackmail people into making it the only thing they ever watch! That's being productive, and I'm productive in doing that!
HACK YOUR FUCKING SELF APART
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As a sign of what had happened
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To a degenerate that had died
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In a way too painful for it to endure
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Sloots think they deserve the top 20% even if that means they have to share them simply becaiuse they are allowed to without shame and repercussion from the pro feministic laws passed. There is also the supply and demand law added to the equation making things more complicated . Somehow, men have to at least admit that they were wrong for giving women leeway and no fault laws.
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All hope for life is destroyed
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When your life gets to that point
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>>82484635
you're mentally ill, schizo over 9000
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Show us your best make her coom tape nigga

No more weak shit



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