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brothers edition!

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>>82442022

threadly question: any stories or fantasies you'd like to share pertaining to the topic or anything you've bought recently that you wanna talk about!
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We should make an image cyoa for this general
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>>82459853
bless you anon, may the love of your life find you by the end of the year
>fantasies you'd like to share pertaining to the topic or anything you've bought recently that you wanna talk about!
I already shared a lot kek I guess I'd want for my big bro to be a big softie I can tease as well from time to time and then he fakes being a macho just to make me laugh

What kind of pranks would you like your big bro to do? Or would you be the one to prank him?
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I feel really really bad for that Ukrainian girl who got stabbed. She died alone and scared and I can't shake off my mind the look of betrayal she had when that animal stabbed her...
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>>82459853
did you have to end the last thread due to the brother fuckers taking over? That was grim.
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>>82460006
that was kinda hot, faggot don't pretend you wouldn't fuck on your older bro if he was sexy and made a move on you
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>>82459999
And I feel bad for having become desensitized to this madness that normalfags live in. At least, I think so. I didn't watch it in full.
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>>82460038
>desentized
it's not like I was shocked while watching the video, I'm used to these kind of news as well, here expecially. But on a second rewatch I realized those were the last moments of an innocent human being and they were miserable in every way imaginable...
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>>82459999
Why it was horrible that woman died like that don't be a racist chud and black person an animal, ever, no matter what they do.
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brother fucking is gross but dad son is kino
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>>82460027
>>82459853
>>82459929
how do you imagine your older bro looking like? AI pics allowed
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>>82460066
Makes you feel like a hero to defend a guy who murdered in cold blood for absolutely no reason, doesn't it. Anything to stick up against le racist chuds. I also like how you specify black person as if other races are fair game.
>>82460083
I have an older brother but he isn't hot unfortunately
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>thing I don't like bad
>thing I like good
every single time. Won't dad son be actual pedophilia like that other anon said?
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On the inside, I'm a 6ft tall goth trans girl. On the outside, I'm a big hairy muscle man with beautiful mustache.
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>>82459999
A refugee bitch that probably sold her pussy online and fucked her way into a residendship after taking miles of bureaucratic old daddy cocks died after sitting next to a negro (big mistake but she probably wanted to get off her BBC diet asap) on the bus. she relaxed. She found out. she died. Who cares? Bitch probably had her slingshot torn and fucked open and lived in luxury while far more cuter and nicer men were dying in trenches defending the faterland she probably didn't care for after landing in first world country
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>>82460094
of course this is only for the anons with that kind of fantasy
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>>82460103
Thank you for saying this, thank you! Yeah I'm totally okay with the idea that I'll be executed for taking the subway, as long as it also happens to women too. Keep ignoring the real problems
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>>82460094
Th reason was mental illness, he never should have been on the street to begin with the US doesn't care about their citizens at all. In a civilized nation he would have been institutionalized.
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>>82460103
>luxury
she was using public transport, not exactly luxury
>more cuter and nicer men were dying in trenches defending the faterland
didn't think about this and it makes me very sad since many of those are probably into some gore videos as well...but that's not her fault. Blame the system and male straggotts power dominating it
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hes literally never going to realize that yes i do really love him, how sad. how frustrating. literally cried over this. finally got something to just get randomly blocked in the end. willful self isolation. genuinely going to be a bad day.
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>>82460144
why did he block u? :(
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being inside a train is like being inside a big wiggly worms belly
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ffs shut up about the girl who got stabbed, there was 5 threads on it here yesterday and I'm sick of hearing about it. yes it sucks she was killed but they caught they guy and he will almost certainly go to prison for life, end of story at least until he goes to trial which won't be for a long time, likely a year+.
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>>82460128
>he would have been in jail
ftfy he was a convicted criminal
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>>82460169
It's clearly something you care about somewhat if you took the time to write out this post.
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>>82460128
In a civilised nation he'd have never been born or allowed in. Failing this he'd have been executed for his past crimes.
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>>82460166
I love your imagination
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>>82460173
don't let your savior complex hurt you anon, are you sure that isn't just an excuse?
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>>82460095
probably most cases.
brother x brother is pure and is based, its a story about two very close men becoming more than familiar and fighting for their love against the cruel straggot world and finding peace in each others arms and embrases, no matter if they fell in love in their 20s or their 50s. like those two bros that were on xhamster that had to move awat
dadson is based if a father is mature smart dilf that knows what is happening and rationalizes his feelings and let's his son decide for himself if his dad is someone who he wants to share his bed with and personally only when son is adult and his own man
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>>82460171
he was also a diagnosed paranoid schizophrenic, so in a proper country he would have been medicated and maybe not committed his criminal acts in the first place.
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>UwU daddy and kinky shit in my DMs
>suddenly straight when we hang out, even if its just us
getting real tired of your shit man
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>>82460225
Them? Are there multiple people you like? Are they a tranny?
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How would you feel if instead of saying "wait a second" your bf said "wait a smegma"
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>>82460222
>he was also a diagnosed paranoid schizophrenic
Theres a ton of jurisdictions and judges that will look at someone mentally ill enough that they are deemed unfit to stand trial for assault and murder and go
>yeah you know what we better just turn him loose upon society again
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>>82460251
Proud of him. I am the most retarded guy ever and I'd be happy if my bf were corny and saying stupid stuff. Not all the time tho.
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>>82460006
They moved onto this one instead of letting that cringe die. Fucking retards ruining another thread with their incest bullshit
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>>82460291
Big bro i'm sowwy don't get mad... just give your liwwle bro some time, we didn't play kiss the coock today... Big bro...
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>>82460066
You're the one who associated him being called an animal fue to his race and not due to him being a savage subhuman animal due to his behavior. But go on cuck, kiss the black boot as it crushes your faggot head. That will teach the racist chuds a lesson #resistance #proudally #weareallone
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Incest is only hot in theory
In practice it'd be weird as fuck to well.... fuck with the same person who also beat my ass as a child.
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>>82460313
Ywnbaw, hwnbaw, neither one of you will ever be a multitude of people. Hop on the iryna train trannies
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>>82460222
can't really feel empathy for him, sorry. But I agree that whoever released him into society like that is mostly at fault
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>>82460334
then again, it being anonymous allows you to for the most part speak however you like
The drawback for me is that I have almost no filter in real life because I spend so much time here, and the lack of filter causes me to say weird things out loud.
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>>82460334
go back to r/4trans cattle nigger
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>>82460225
Are they in love with you? Do they put the effort in this relationship like you do? What did he do for you?
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>>82460171
But he was also black so it's racist to jail him, why don't you let him stab you instead chud?
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Can we finally talk about BBC now?
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>>82460324
who's this hot chocolate?
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welp, I'll be back once cuntoids stop getting posted, women are disgusting.
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what was the biggest dick you guys ever took?
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>>82460439
THEY had a 66in penis
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why did this retard get mad?
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>>82460465
Idk bisexuals are mentally ill just leave it at there and don't ask more questions
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dude...stop. Your bf won't return to you like this
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>>82460083
Bigger/stronger than me, but that's like it. Doesn't need to be a giant or a gymbro just bigger than *me* which isn't that difficult.
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>>82460484
yeah, something is really fucked up about sexhavers, they turn really malignant and end up abusing hard drugs, spamming scat and shit
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>>82460251
Depends why he is saying it. Why are you saying it?
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>>82460336
>Ass destroyed regardless
Not much changes. At least this way your ass will just be leaking cum instead of blood
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Cuckbot is now spamming his straggot shit fetish for everyone to see. This is what you get for not having sex with him bottoms.
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>>82460313
Because this is a gay thread for gay men, not LGBT. Go back to lgbt shoo shoo
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*clicks button on my browser* yep images disabled.
anyways I wish I could meet a twink from steam to be gay with since looking for someone here or from an app is bound to result in encountering way more crazies than straggots deal with
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>>82460483
I'm glad your pooner bf decided to cut you off, you're a mad tranny that can't take any shit at all lol. I'd drop you like a fat turd too if I knew what you do in your free time
>>82460494
At least post cute shitting guys, motherfucker
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shift + w to disable images btw
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Fart anon here
This isn't me, I'm not into shit, just big bf farting
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>>82460541
>might makes right.
DAMN you're a badass. i don't wanna fuck with a beast like you who has all this scat at the ready, you might end up throwing poop at me
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>>82460541
>>82460528
>>82460386
>anon has all this saved on his pc while claiming gays are degenerate.
really makes you think
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>tfw no fork cock gun
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Remember that spamming is against the rules and so is trolling
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>>82460553
On phone nigga on phone
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>>82460598
he will be banned and impotently seethe for a moment, before leaving as swiftly as his pathetic meltdown had began
let's look forward to that one small moment where he sees he got banned
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ANON STOP PLEASE! I wad trying to be nice to you before, stop your rampage and let's talk
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>>82459999
Niggers will continue to be niggers. The world is going to an insanely dark place.
>>82460066
He was an animal. All niggers like him are.
>>82460334
And yet you care enough to potentially go to the effort of doxing and calling mothers, the joke is you here.
>>82460483
rofl
>>82460568
Anon exposes him self as a ScatStan
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>>82460617
i mean i could save myself by leaving the thread, but your tantrum has been slightly amusing
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>>82460639
stupid, I am this anon >>82460370
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>>82460639
They should've policed their language because zims a good non-binary girlboything, you shit eating cuckbot
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Ahh...the power of love
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It's poetic justice that a shitty incest bread got literally shat on
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>>82460649
a little bit too entertaining really.. oh no! scat porn!
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>>82460684
Yes Jonah we know you like to eat shit with your morning tea but that doesn't mean the rest of the thread is ok wit it
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>>82460689
hey i'd never eat poop wtf anon, it's just that it's lost it shock factor at this point.
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>>82460681
why are you so mean? We just wanted to have kind and strong big bros, not even the anons who got this spanmer mad
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>>82460211
>brother x brother is pure and is based
and it is a lot better than sister x sister. Boys are naturally more wholesome
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i like how its plainly obvious that scat porn is equivalent to porn with black men in it
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>>82460726
this is just vile...we aren't on /pol/
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>>82460742
not gonna help you. You're rotten inside dude, I thought you were just a cumbrain, turns out you are more than that. Think about what you're doing
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chat i think we can all agree to mass report this arrogant piece of shit
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>>82460775
don't give a shit about your bluff until i see it
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>>82460775
I don't care about some blood, you're a sociopath for using a war refugee woman's injuries for your spam. It's disgusting, be a better person
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>>82460803
unfortunately that will be a win for the schizo unless the exact thread can be remade
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>>82460775
This is just cringe and skid behavior if true anon
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>>82460817
just know when you're through with this that absolutely none of the thread sympathizes with your actions
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>>82460843
I was nice to you too and you didn't care
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>>82460843
>just know next time not to bicker at me
This is gayer than anything you posted and probably gayer than your they/them relationship
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>>82460264
lol same. I love when guys act dumb or are dumb
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>>82460843
They is going to thank you , they will appreciate it *blocks you*
Teehee they changed them mind
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So what do we think about cuckbots bbc scat fetish spam now that the dust settled?
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>>82460954
Thats like saying doxxing is fine because le both sides are bad. Egging on a retard isnt against the rules but spam is.
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>>82460943
the pivot from scat the bbc basically being the same pictures was funny, 4/10 overall that weak midget finish before limping off tells us she doesnt have anything left
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>roll over and shut up
Lame
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>>82461049
You still did it though didn't you?
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went to gaygen while the temper tantrum was going, got asked for feet pics multiple times
thank you all for never asking me for feet pics
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>>82461006
>especially not a 4chan spammer with 300,000 ips at his disposal.
It's probably all larp anyway.
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>>82461082
I didnt even read what started all of this. I just think that take is lame.
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>>82461102
Of course! Send tummy
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>>82461102
anon doesn't have nice enough feet i see
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I hate being back at uni. All the faggots in my class are tik-tok/autist/band-kid faggots. There are no based trad somber/mysterious/moody faggots like myself
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Come to find out forcing myself to eat less wasn't hard. As long as I can control my portions and just not stuff my face until I can't eat anymore then I should lose weight, hopefully.
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who is this anti-fat shit directed towards, it isn't organic

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/text/fat/type/op/

opening threads usually have it more, dont see it in posts much.
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>>82461413
I have the opposite problem. 5'9" 120 pounds and I can't gain weight cuz I feel like throwing up everytime I eat
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>>82461488

maybe go see a doctor about that? Could be serious. I used to weigh 120lbs back in HS.
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>>82461500
I think I'm just inappetetic. Plus I don't mind being a skinny prince I just wish my face didn't look so gaunt
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everything is horrible
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>>82461594
My life is worse than yours, actually
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I think I will cook some rice next time I have chicken and try it, can't hurt. Maybe even use my air fryer too.
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>>82461609
https://voca.ro/1531RbKnKXqy
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>>82461626
Good. Use that shit boy
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>>82459853
my biggest fantasy is cooking a wholesome and great tasting meal for my husbie then offering my body to him and him accepting, I think about that a lot.
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the only time i feel positive emotions is when listening to music at this point. fapping, vidya, and anime all make me feel nothing 90% of the time nowadays. wonder why that is.
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My step-dad sends me MDE / Sam Hyde clips daily. Does he have the tism?
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>>82461772
get a skill

fuck trannies
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>>82461758
>He thinks your "great tasting" meal tastes like shit
>He hate-fucks you as punishment
>Orders McDonalds for himself while you clean up his mess
Fixed it for you
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it's wild to know everything about a person who doesn't realise you exist
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Hi gays I just woke up from a coma, very cute OP image
Did r9g see this yet dis nigga dead lmaooo
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>>82461831
this sounds hot but if someone actually did this to me I'd cry myself to sleep and be mentally ruined.
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>>82461946
context? who is he ?
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>>82461959
right wing grifter who loves Israel, basically the most moderate conservative possible.
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>>82461980
alr good
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>>82461980
he also loves showing up to the universities to debate and bait the leftists until getting hysterical (not hard) and well this time it bit him in the ass.
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>>82461987
that's not good! he wasn't a neo-nazi he was pretty much a liberal or at least neutral, this is like assassinating Hasan. This is scary.
>>82461992
I hope it's just a one off
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I keep forgetting Mossad has agents among us
Seeing agents of ZOG getting whacked gives me a warm fuzzy feeling inside
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Trolling irl has consequences, don't really know who the guy is but he should have realized such a thing was possible.
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>>82461949
He shares some of his fries with you if you beg though, and you cuddle afterwards
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>>82461772
Yes and he is gay. He wants you
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I need a hot guy to spank my ass and touch my feet.
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>>82462070
i think i can help you with that
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>>82460610
You shouldn't be using a telephone to browse the internet. You should use the proper tool for the job.
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>>82462003
extremists think they can invoke political change by
>checks notes
assassinating the most milk toast conservative? Are far right/left wingers retarded?
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>>82462149
from their prospective anyone right of them is a nazi and fair game.
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Anyone right or left of me deserves it
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>>82462160
most likely cause but still, wouldn't surprise me if it's a case of right on right violence. Either way doubt he is gonna live, that's a lot of blood coming out fast. Probably his the spine too, considering his reaction
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Does sex actually feel good? I can't even fit a finger up my ass, I can't imagine someone trying to push their cock in there
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if i could go back i would say you dont need to lie to me i already love you
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>>82462178
yeah he's dead, it doesn't take a genius to figure that out. Jesus fuck amazing how life can just be over like that, no warning no nothing.
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>>82462039
awww, I'd still be so mentally raped I'd need a lot more than cuddling to make up for it, I'm Mexican so insulting someone's cooking is worse than rape in some cases, we take that very personally.
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>>82462202
Just use a rectal thermometer or other thin object to poke your prostate.
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>>82462207
you can even have a brain aneurysm at any time and just die like that too. it's funny how zoomers are so worried about aging when it's a privilege to age and get old at all. countless people will not live to see past their youth and it's definitely a scary thought, scarier than getting old and wrinkly.
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>>82462207
he has two kids... feel bad for them the most. theyre like a year or 2 old.
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https://youtu.be/bCoxqUUDg50?si=JDYtjh75vkYa5HYQ
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>>82462277
2 kids and a net worth of 12 million and he's just ded now. grim.
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>terrible person died
good!
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>>82462304
Seriously.
The Fag Cabin Rethuglicans need to be bashed. Stonewall was a riot.
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>>82462289
>>82462304
it was some fucking boomer lmao. the old farts really do have some sort of inferiority hero complex. must be because they are such old shitheads compared to their parents. or maybe he was an actual schizo, who knows, not me
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>bottom is over 18
ICK!
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>tfw no francoist bf
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everyone on omegle is a nigger, everyone on 4chan is a nigger, everyone on discord is a nigger, everyone irl is a nigger
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>>82462395
THE CAUDILLO HAS NO PATIENCE FOR FAGGOTS
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>>82462416
This anon is a nigger
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>>82462439
when i say NIGGER i don't mean i don't like THEM, i mean THEY don't like ME, but i'm not doing ANYTHING wrong other than being RETARDED
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rest in piss wont be missed, good riddance and may the children find a black stepfather
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The spectre that many try not to see is a simple realization -- the world will not be "saved". Global anarchist revolution is not going to happen. Global climate change is now unstoppable. We are not going to see the worldwide end to civilisation/capitalism/patriarchy/authority. It's not going to happen any time soon. It's unlikely to happen ever. The world will not be "saved". Not by activists, not by mass movements, not by charities and not by an insurgent global proletariat. The world will not be "saved". This realization hurts people. They don't want it to be true! But it probably is.
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>>82462202
Anal sex is a psyop just kiss and give hand jobs.
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Shit like this is why you guys are going to be lonely forever.
When they start rounding us up I'm ratting all of you out
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i'm gonna kill him
i'm gonna eat him
i'm gonna get away with it
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Rounded up in FEMA gay camps or stabbed to death by niggers, pick your poison western fag man
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i am a gay incel
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>>82462467
can love bloom in the gay concentration camp?
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>>82462483
>FEMA gay camps
Sounds kind of hot desu.
Imagine being a guard and having an unlimited boy-supply
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tell me what i did wrong??? what???
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>>82462490
Me too.
We should deflower eachother
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>>82462516
you are chad and won't deflower me because i'm not chad
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one of my cousins trooned out and I can't stop the weird intrusive thoughts. he doesn't pass AT ALL, but has a mtf gf who also fails miserably at passing but is far better then what my cousin is doing.
suck his dick and call him a faggot
suck his dick and call him a good girl
suck his friends dick and call him a cuck
suck his friends dick and tell him he's a good girl

that's fucked, why do these thoughts even happen
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>>82462497
It's not the butt fucking gay pride kind, it's the mining coal in Wyoming until you die kind
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>>82462497
>Put all bottoms in camp with collars
>Be hired as guard
>They will beg for a sniff of cock
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>>82462465
But I want to have big-boy sex
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suicide faggot
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>>82462528
I'm Trump's top guy, though.
His top gay even
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i wanna kill people
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something has happened this time anons. it's going to be a real turning point isn't it
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I'm scared that they're going after fence sitters, what's gonna happen next? are neo-nazis like me safe?
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you know maybe the scat wasn't so bad
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>>82462499
you didn't answer any of the questions
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>>82462623
lol

if sandy hook didn't change anything nothing will. america would rather let kids be gunned down over changing anything.
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>>82462624
You're safe with us Mr. Rohm
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>>82462637
why didn't he write dumb nonsense too and not leave, that's all i wnat
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>>82462642
phew, now I just need a bf and everything will be allright :D
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>>82462624
they will force all the fence sitters to start sitting on their cocks
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>>82461697
why didn't anyone respond to this? if a girl made a vocaroo it would get a trillion responses?
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>>82462655
haha no don't force me to sit on an erect penis that would be awful
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>>82462202
it seems like a meme. I messed around with that stuff for ages, and it always seemed like more effort then it was worth. was also solo with toys, but. I got a whole 40+ inch toy into me, around the bend and all that and while jerking off with that was "better", it really wasn't worth everything i had to do to get there. and it hurt the next day and I spent like a week terrified I had punctured something and was dying of internal bleeding or something.
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>>82462642
remember nazis killed rohm because he wanted to replace the army with the SA, not merely for Hitler likely having had butsexx with him (and bottomed)
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>>82462659
because no one here is gay
i doubt anyone here even gets crushes on guys, they're just into futurefemboyfriend
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>>82462670
>I got a whole 40+ inch toy into me, around the bend and all that and while jerking off with that was "better"
yet foids and bottoms will tell you size doesn't matter with a straight face.
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>>82462643
why didn't he? or
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>>82462681
because he is a normie cunt and don't care about anything
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>>82462678
...that's what I'm saying. yeah it was "better" but I couldn't just jerked off instead if spending like 2 fucking hours messing around with tubes and oversized cooking syringes. it wasn't worth it
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>>82462691
maybe average is average for a reason you think that mr size queen whore.
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>>82462691
*could've
I did it once and never again because it was...a huge pain in the ass.
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>>82462670
>40+ inches
My penis is uh... 6 inches
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>>82462639
it was more so a joke on turning point. anyway, confirmed dead now so
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>>82462701
well there's nothing past that with any sensation so I wouldn't worry.
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>>82462710
he defended some innocent people dying for muh second amendment so whatever.
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>>82462659
>>82462677
https://voca.ro/1fHbmFUmZiX3
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>>82462740
You sound so fucking gay it's actually upsetting
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>>82462727
I don't really care for the second amendment. I didn't really follow Charlie anyway, I think it's just going to be interesting to watch the fallout to this
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>>82462677
this. where my fellow "pretty sure not gay just curious" homies at.

unironically did anyone else find old usb sticks from highschool, check to see if they had porn hidden in ye old "barely hidden" folder and get surprised there was gay stuff in there. my timeline is all messed up. I'm not sure when I first no homo'd. I thought it happened when I was like 20 but the evidence tells me more like 15.
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>>82462740
A napoleonic general would capture and make you his boywife during one of the coalition wars
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>>82462740
>>82462756
definitely the voice of a bottom
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>>82462773
ah dang. sometimes when the posts are this close you can get them out of order. sometimes you'll see posts this close with the second post having a lower post number then the one above
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>>82462771
there will be no fallout. people will forget about this real quick.
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>>82462740
I'm a bottom, but it sounds like a delight. I got enchanted as it went on. Lovely voice.
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>>82462740
https://voca.ro/13DEMxZSLcJX
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>>82462795
>bottoms lusting after bottoms
grim.
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>>82462804
IN THIS GAYCONOMY?!
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>>82462804
>not original content
OK fine robot
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does everyone but me itt sound like a bottom bitch boy? guess i really am forced to be a top.
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>>82462821
im already mentally adding the sounds of you chewing tobacco and spitting into a can into your posts
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>>82462797
The way your voice went up slightly when you said "that" made my dick twitch.
You sound like leafy
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>>82462815
anyone else read that doujin where two sho's have a long and indepth discussion about the economics of prostitution, before they prostitute themselves to some ugly fat bastard. it sure read like someone who had been forced to get a degree in economics but just wanted to draw cute boys.
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>>82462840
i just smoke weed. don't really do anything else, but i sound like i have a thousand times more testosterone than the two vocaroos posted. maybe zoomers being low test isn't a meme.
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r9gay orgy when
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Two bottoms can have a relationship and either take turns topping the other or using toys.
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>>82462859
>old person
ew
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>>82462821
https://voca.ro/1cgx2JecMmNY
>>82462849
ty, people tell me that I sound like leafy but it's hard for me to hear it since I just sound like me in my head if that makes sense. I did watch a lot of leafy growing up
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>>82462859
you sound like a bitch already, give it up
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>>82462866
yeah but bottoms generally want to be topped, and another bottom isn't really the top they want. i think.
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>>82462871
zoomers are nearing 30. it will be very funny to see zoomies react to gen alpha treating them worse.
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why do all american fags sound the same? they all have the same kermit the frog ass voice
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>>82462876
i literally cannot take any insult in this general seriously after finding out you guys sound like your balls haven't dropped yet. now the aggressive tone some of you put on makes sense since it comes from a place of insecurity. thankfully i had a regular puberty and didn't have my balls raped by microplastics and sounded like an adult man very young.
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r9g is an aristocratic realm
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>>82462895
>I aged terribly, very fast
weird flex but okay. I guess someone's gotta be the creepy uncle
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>>82462895
are you like a millenial?
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>>82462866
My dream. I want another bottom to love, kiss, hug, cherish, idolize. But instead I'll be forced to hear tops mumbling "Muh dick" or "Don't catch feelings" when I'm ready to date.
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>>82461354
Why are you such an insufferable contrarian? You're an autist too, you think you're an inch different from those other college kids? Why do you have to be so judgemental, putting people in categories, not even contemplating giving them a chance to get to know you.
This is why you don't have friends
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my crush is a nervous mess, but he's taller than me so that's why my nigger brained locked onto him
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>>82462913
reading all your posts in a high pitched pre pubescent voice like i've heard really makes it hard to take them seriously sorry.
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>>82462895
i think you got retarded instead if you really think that one=many. go take a dirt nap unc dementus
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>>82462894
https://voca.ro/17tqBrcBAFlc
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>>82462953
judging from how you all try to put on an air of toughness on the internet like it's going out of style i would say the majority of you are insecure bitch boy betas yeah. probably lack a good father figure too.
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>>82462930
This is just the way I am.
I didn't make myself this way
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>>82462946
Foid-brained
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>>82462003
Literally a prominent conservative who spent the last 15 years advocating for Israel and the republicans. His death is good news to anyone who isn't on the right wing.
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>>82463014
bottoms are just women anyways. they all want tall chads with huge throbbing bussy stretchers.
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>>82463001
You weren't born "trad". And you use it to distance yourself away from the liberal college kids who could be the best people you would ever meet.
No, you just have to be mean to them and cone running back to the lonely incel lair, where you belong.
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>>82463048
>incel calling an incel an incel
classic.
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>>82461354
>I can only bond with people who are like myself
why are autists like that
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>>82462968
>judging from how you all try to put on an air of toughness
exactly what you're doing. talk about your missing daddy but don't make it anyone else's problem, you sound like a woman
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>>82461697
>>82462740
>>82462797
>>82462874
>>82462958
https://voca.ro/11apMltY2y3w
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>>82463076
>exactly what you're doing.
i'm typing like an adult and not an edgy teenager or a uwu soft boy bitch bottom with a leaky gaping anus.
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>>82463088
im cumn
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>pro gun
>shot dead
Deserved
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>>82463094
i don't see it for you. might be a tranny woman with resentful fixation on bottoms
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>>82463088
Please be legal.
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>>82463126
now that i know this general is nothing but insecure zoomers with low test levels i cannot be here any longer. you're all just lame nerds. later.
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>>82463193
you needed a voice recording to figure that out?
There's a reason why you're here sharing the company of lame virgins, anon.
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I'm an older zoomer with test higher than norm and I'm still a bottom. Wish for a bottom bf for bottom bed death btw.
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being a bottom after 25 is just laziness
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Not my fault I wasn't blessed with a pussywrecker and can't find even lazier bf.
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by bottom i mean 12y0 femboy or trans!
if he opens his mouth and doesn't sound like a 12yo or a trans i don't want him!
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>>82463247
You can put your microdick to work
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>>82463298
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUSn9LZG3p0
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>>82463348
My bf keeps sending me clips of this fag
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>>82463369
Look at Cassanova here with his boyfriend.
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>>82461102
But why? You're not telling the whole story are you. Why did they ask?
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>>82463108
cute
>>82463161
22. Not exactly a barely-legal twink

https://voca.ro/11FIp3s0fBNO
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>>82463369
e bfs don't count sweetie pie
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>>82463324
Nah too much work to find a bf with my measurement, if it's not at least two and a half hand-widths in length and there's no gap between a thumb and a pinky when grabbed they do not want it. I'm ok by myself anyway.
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>>82463417
aha cuute *chainsaws your jugular*
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>>82463432
aw whyyy :(
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>>82463430
>if it's not at least two and a half hand-widths
Delusional. You sound like that weird kid "if I'm not Chad, I'm not even bother trying". Very incel core attitude.
> I'm ok by myself
Biggest lie
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>>82463500
i didn't mean it i wanna kiss you
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>>82462447
I hope you die sad and alone because that's all you deserve
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>>82463559
No, you see a lonely death is what conservatives, science deniers, right wingers and the likes deserve, I hope you're not one
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how can i get my yet another probably straight crush to be gay and also love me
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>>82462659
We don't like vocaroo sluts in here. Remember what happened to kiwi
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>>82463626
xe/xim started dating a mentally ill pooner woman, yes, nasty man he is
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>>82463603
You can't. Better to get away from him and distracting yourself with gay boys through the dating apps
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I found this on /vt/ .
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Brisk tea is pretty good actually
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>>82462874
Boring voicewhore fuck off
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It took an embarrassingly long time for me to realize homosexuality isn't actually about dating other men.
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>>82462953
Smoke weed every day every day
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>>82463735
Trve.
homosexuality is about roleplaying as an anime character on a dead imageboard
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Imagine spending up to 8 hours staring at your screenrespodmig to any and all posts because you're addicted to anonymous attention and have a shitposting addiction. Couldn't be me but could be (hue).
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bf showing me how to use firefox because ublock no longer works on chrome for real this time.
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i wanna kill and eat my crush
no
i wanna hit him overt he head, put him in a container, carry him to my house (won't be a problem we're neighbours)
then i wanna lock him up and hug him
and hold him
and give him everything he wants
i'll do everything he asks me to except free him
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>>82463735
I'm not even gonna date a man, I just need one to fuck before I'm ready to settle for a wife
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>>82463787
sounds like fucking heaven. come knock on my door please.
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>>82463810
can't happen because i'm ugly
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As we all know ugly people just curl up and die the moment they're born because they never find partners or any success in life. True story.
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Does anyone here like invented languages? The topic is apparently too autistic for /int/ and /soc/.
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>>82463843
I mean, how old are you?
Thats the factor that actually matters
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>>82463843
What stops you from finding another ugly guy on a dating app and being happy?
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>>82463861
i'm between 18-22
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>>82463865
because my body is broken lololololololololoo.olollolol,,o,o,oololomol it's overi should die
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>>82463866
If you're 20-22 (or higher) I'd be up for it right now if you were my neighbor desu lol
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I am thirty-six years old...
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I'm twenty five, but I still hold hope for a bf whatever.
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>>82463876
ok well how will you be my bf unless you live in my area (scandi) it's over for me i should die
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>the inevitable moment when a fun game gets too hard and this loses the fun aspect
Let it be I guess. It's pointless to waste time doing something I won't enjoy and ending up with a worse overall experience with the game.
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>>82463895
sad im not in scandi

basically, i would be your bf in the sense that i would be chained to something. maye naked. you would probably put on some kind of shocking devices to have a nice measurable safety and to ensure compliance. you would have a prompt, but transparent conversation about my new arrangement as your property, and then, I would verbally accept it. Then you would hug me.

You would probably give me things I want but make sure to restrict internet access heavily such as that me revealing the nature of my new arrangement as your property is simply impossible.

Perhaps there could also be a system kind of like in El Camino where Jesse has to slide along on a chain, throughout the house, or something.... a small basement, room, or similar would also suffice.
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>>82463785
I stopped using chrome precisely because it was fucking with ublock
I'm not trying to be rude, but how did it take you this long to notice?
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I think I'm going prison straight and no longer finding the idea of a gf yucky
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>>82463948
There was a workaround that worked until today
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>>82463735
Homosexuality is about being sexually attracted to the same sex.
Dating people, that's 100% on you.
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talking shit through allusions again?
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>>82463804
Cuckbot back at it again lmao
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>>82463715
that's not nice, and I'm not boring.
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>>82463227
not the way i do it
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>>82464000
is he really about poopie stuff now? last time i've heard of him he talked about bbc and sexualized meow and talked about his usual struggle.
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>>82463979
Yeah, I have had the same issue.
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r9g's rotating cast of spambots hasn't changed ig
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>>82464089
How did you get a gf, did they know you liked guys too
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>>82462677
>>82462772
im glad there are still real /r9gay/ers here
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>>82462948
that's really weird lol. why would you do that yo yourself?
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>>82464074
I'm not archive chad but I like watching sports on saturday. As for cuckbot he admitted to being into scat and even enjoying it a while back but you won't believe me because I'm not chad.
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>>82463983
That's what I thought too but homosexual men don't actually date eachother,
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>>82459999
she thought racist americans were just racist for no reason
sad
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>>82464209
I've seent it. they were both wearing skirts, but I've seen men dating
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>>82464206
ok i didn't know that. why do you put yourself down so much, i'm sure you're just ok
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>>82463879
Ok well I'm 18 and my life is OVER I stand no chance my time is up aaaaaaaaaa it's so hard you wouldn't get it.
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Playing CK3 with a twink dynasty is pretty fun
Crusading for Andalusia in the middle of a smallpox plague however is not
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>>82464245
Try losing your virginity before you turn 30, there's no way back from there
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>>82464209
That's preposterous, I'm dating one right now.
You must be doing something wrong, like never leaving your room and going out to meet new people
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Bunnymutt are you still alive or did you die from overdosing on foot smells?
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>>82462772
>not gay just curious
That's just being in denial
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>>82464209
That's insane I'm on a 8 hour shitposting spree so I can't be assed to notice my totally real boyfriend but he exists I assure you
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>>82464263
so what do you do if you dont
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im 30 years old and i have never talked to a gay person in real life. talked to 1 or 2 online but not gayly
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>>82464314
I like to pretend every guy I meet at work in his 20s and doesn't have a girlfriend / wife is gay.
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>>82462304
not good at all, you just know they're going to use this to push some agenda against the left and progressives instead of acting on gun violence, the actual problem at hand here. They always do this to demonize this side further and push people to support the status quo more
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>>82464374
they could be soon. most guys dont become gay until their 30s, your 20s is the chrysalis
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>>82464381
shouldve been fuentes, wouldve been funnier, kirk is just sad. then again fuentes is one of us, so we oughtta defend our mexican nazi gaybro
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>>82464304
You try harder until you lose it. You try every possible alternative. You try everything that is to try. You don't give up before exhausting every single pathway like clearing a dungeon
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charlie was our friend
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>>82464314
You wanna change that?
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>>82464533
Just because you hate the same groups doesn't make you two friends. He was a Zionist jew after all
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>>82464521
Fuentes is closeted in denial though
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The old guy they grabbed wasn't the shooter btw some sniper on a nearby roof got his ass
I wonder what Mossad is doing
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>>82464570
ehh, he just needs some good bussy is all. destiny might potentially be the throat goat, but I get the feeling nicky is a mass man ass man
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>>82464547
i dont know. i dont feel like talking much these days
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I hope more rightoids start dropping like flies
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>>82459853
>or anything you've bought recently that you wanna talk about!
Bought a puffer coat for hiking!
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>>82464521
gay =/= one of us
expecially a traitor like that. Absolutely not implying I want him dead btw
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>>82464557
he was our friend and israel has a right to defend herself
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>>82464678
hes more gay than half the people here, he's actually done something sexual with another man. or are we going back in time to the roman understanding of sexuality, where its only the bottom thats property and shamed, tops rule.
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i personally blame south park for this
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDBjsFAyiwA
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So sad knowing this will be forgotten in two weeks instead of kicking off a Spanish style civil war
Nothing ever happens anymore
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crying theyre wasting good blood on 9/11 eve america is dead
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Oh shit really, it's 9/11 soon, almost forgot about that. 25 years next year too.
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grillanon, this your man with respectable opinions?
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>>82464788
wrong image? or
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>tfw no bf to watch civil war unfolding with
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>>82464782
you killed the thread. all of the old people are frozen in existential malfunction
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>>82463684
fuuuuuck man, a creamy and hearty potato soup with spinach and onions
pair it with a grilled chicken panini, thems good eatin
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/C78vnIPQnmY
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>>82464915
Need old bf bad.
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ill be keeping tally for every gaybot traitor i snuff on the battlefield
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>>82464955
same, but im only a '93 zoomer...
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>>82464968
oh piss off you millennial
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>>82464968
that's a millenial, tho? maybe you should take a break from the computer unc
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It is called Generation Why because it comes after Generation X and we want to know why everything sucks.
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>>82464973
>>82464976
unironically millenials dont recognize 1991+ as their own. we will always be the first zoomers
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Do you think a mid 30teenies could fall in l9ve with 25teenie?
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I checked ChanCity, but there's nothing that compares.
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sharty bf x tranny gf otp
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>>82465014
has anyone suffered more than gen x and y
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>>82465046
sharty bf (doxer) + tranny gf (Ukrainian OSINT officer)
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>>82465035
30teens need older bfs they cant survive being the oldest person in a room
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>>82465055
Probably some unnamed one from prehistoric times.
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>>82465096
nobody truly suffered before 1453AD
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Me, a Greek noble clutching my dying bf's hands as the walls of Constantinople fall to the Turk horde
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>>82465038
>pic
>chancity
qrd
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do you faggots ever cease your bickering and teasing
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>>82465140
ChanCity is a list like AllChans. The site that is pictured is better than those.
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>tfw crush was swept up by The Great Flood before I could confess my feelings
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>>82465138
Turkish BAC tho
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>>82465157
No bottom boy we do not
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I'm the last one standing here, the last true gaycel in this gen, while you probably hug your boyfriends or plushies and go to sleep. I will one day have a bf wrapping his hands around me and getting me to sleep with him. But I gotta endure now and keeping it to myself, you know why because. If only I was a cute guy worth approaching. But I'm not that and will never be.
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im an ex-gay volcel but i dont have plushies
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anyone wanna get beer tonight
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>>82465646
i dont drink beer what else do we have
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>>82465646
No sorry, im trying to lose some weight. Unfortunate that beer is so much fun to drink
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>>82465689
>>82465693
we've also got bourbon, coke zero, and 20 kinds of tea
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>>82465646
beer tastes like dirty water. I want vanilla soda
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>>82465733
bourbon because i trust you anon, you wont serve me something that tastes like kerosene
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For me it's flavored beer, specifically Seagram's Escapes, it's basically juice.
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Fuck all that, who you rep
Bourbon, Orleans, or Bonaparte?
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>>82465823
I've never had kerosene before so I can't guarantee this will taste different
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>>82465845
oh. hmm ill just run to the store and get a vodka. then we shall drink
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>>82465842
were on the habsburg team
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i am returned
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>>82465997
*returns u for store credit*
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>>82466025
*sulks in return bin watching you walk away*
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either my speakers are broken or my ear is dying
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Getting real frustrated with the dating pool, at least on tinder.

As a schizo, trauma ridden hermit. I don't particularly consider myself extremely tough and manly. Adding to that I'm literally a submissive bottom.

But fuck me, can I find a man who doesn't look like he'll faint at the site of blood?

I need someone who can go to-to-toe with me. I don't want to pretend their physically able to dominate me. I want them to be at least capable of it 50% of the time.

Why the fuck is everyone around me some fruity queer. Even the gym-rats clearly don't understand the difference between an open and closed bolt rifle.

I feel suffocated by this lie I'm being told that I should settle for some weak fag because he has fantasies of being dominant in his head. Bitch idgaf, I need dominance from u irl.

Everyone is so delusional.

Hey, if you like that artsy tug and pull or whatever type of relationship that I can't quite wrap my head around, all the more power to you.

At this point I would have better luck finding love if I was drafted into a fucking war.
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wtf im scared
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if my fbf returned me to the bf store I'd cry.
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bf said I was damaged during delivery but I feel fine...
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did mods turn on nonokosage on this thread? is bump limit not 350 on /r9k/? wew
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>>82466189
*permaage im fucking retarded
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Retarded newfag hasn't memorised every board's bump limit KEKW
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>>82466216
man i've been here 13 years give me a goddamned break
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>>82466189
bump limit is 499
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>>82466238
thanks sister
now my knowledge has expanded
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>>82466245
what else do you want to learn today
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>>82466260
I'm working on reflexes and rope right now
I have a nice setup for a roping where basically you'll reflexively prance around like a horse
of course, you could stop doing that, but there would a reflex firing constantly telling you to kick that off.

I've tested it on myself, it works.
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>>82466297
why would you want to prance around like a horse
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>>82466316
it's fucking funny also imagine making others do it
also you can make these changes semi-permanent very easily and discretely to the instructed, they won't notice until they're fucked
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>>82466329
mhmm. mhmm... i dont know what you mean
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>>82466370
hang yourself with a swiftness
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>>82466377
would that be an answer or a request
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>>82466388
>Look at me! I'm feigning retardation!
Every thread all day every day. Get a life or grow the fuck up.
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schizomelty are you back brother?
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>Look at me! I'm seeking attention! Notice me! I'm histrionic!!!!
You'd get a lot of attention if you fucked off and went to go suck some cock or something.
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>>82466397
i was highlighting your random shift
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>Notice me!!! I'm Histrionic!!! I'm a pussy!!!!
ok
now what
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any cute girls online?
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Evil villain arc unc ahh
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>Look at me!!!! I'm histrionic!!! Any cute girls online!?!?!??!
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I wanna watch you two fuck on the bed
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>>82466450
I'd gape his boypussy out so far, he would have a grapefruit purse by the time I was done.
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soo not even one cute girl tonight?
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not sure what's up with me today, normally i rub one out every week or two to get it out of the way but i started touching myself very sensually earlier and it felt really good. i need to actually get touched by someone i think
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Back to The Barnyard.
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what happened to my friend from earlier
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I lobe my fwens
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>tfw no lost generation bf
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>tfw no colonial era bf
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>tfw no romaboo bf
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>tfw no la serenissima bf
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i find that in my isolation i become more and more like my late father every day. i sat back after coming home with a copy of for whom the bell tolls and said to myself and also to no-one in particular, "alright, what do you got for me today Hemingway?" he used to talk to himself a lot too.
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>tfw no future bf
>tfw no present bf
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>>82466602
nothing wrong with that. living with my sister was freaky because nobody talked to themselves
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>>82466086
>Everyone is so delusional
So close to getting it
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>>82464424
is there anything that backs this statement up. because I'm in my 30s now and it's taken this long for me to just accept the possibility, so this statement seems kinda pertinent
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>>82466691
30 years to accept being gay? can't relate
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Happy 9/11 patriots
Imagine if Kirk got clipped today instead
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>>82466691
the only evidence i have is multiple anons from this very general
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>>82466749
that sounds like an awfully small and skewed sample
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>>82466737
20mins early khamenei
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>>82466762
i dont have the money nor will to conduct a transnational census
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>>82466768
It's 1:40am niggerman
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>>82466724
well 15 years. it's weird to think I was jerking off to weird gay furry porn back in highschool. when I had a girlfriend. but the date_modified meta data does not lie
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>>82466786
its 11:41am in america
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>>82466794
So what took you so long? Conservative family? Religious upbringing? Homophobic environment?
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>>82466783
true, but taking the stories you read here as your reference frame is part of the problem
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if you werent a late bloomer you need to get out of /r9gay/
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>>82466798
I'm gonna have you killed mr colorado
>>82466804
Brazilian faggot why are you awake at this hour too
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>>82466840
why don't you go suck a dick for once in your life before you become a full wizard
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>>82466844
pot calling the kettle nigger
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>>82466804
just denial. silly denial, because I didn't really care if I was gay or not, I just didn't think I was. still sorta do. I'm not really convinced that me jerking off to weird gay porn means I'm actually gay. I've never seen a guy irl that made me go "yeah".

kinda. there was this one person I saw at an antique store, the most beautiful person I've seen irl, and I followed them a bit around the store. but I couldn't actually figure out what gender they were. so it's like. either they were a guy and I need to collect my fag membership card, or, it was a girl and I need to collect my normie card. I just don't know.
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>>82466862
I've sucked enough dick though, when will you?
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>>82466840
ill never die, in america
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>>82466863
All this time and you're still in denial? You don't just watch weird gay porn, you also hang around in the gay thread, How many clues do you need?
I'm asking you what's the root cause, the source of all this denial. Why you want so badly to not be gay? Is it internalized homophobia and prejudices?
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you losers don't even suck cock.
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Playing CK3 but what happened to Kenny
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sigh i will never have herpes and hpv and aids in my mouth like anon
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funny as someone who has sucked cock before but never had any STDs it sounds like you're just making up excuses.
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you could just wear a chastity cage and get pegged by your bf
i think that's the best fit for you really
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>>82466921
you will also never know the warmth and touch of your lover's lips
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shitposting at 2am in the favela
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>>82466933
god that's a great taste. delicious....
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>>82466892
iunno. like, think, first person shooter games. I love them, I like shooting people in videogames. do I actually want to shoot someone in real life? absolutely not, it's just a video game. thats how I feel about the gay porn stuff. like yeah, I like jerking off to if, but I don't think I'd actually want to do it.

there's no religious/upbringing background here. my folks would probably throw me a coming out party if I told them. I'm not afraid of telling them at all, the only reason I don't it because it means instead of them asking me "why don't you have a girlfriend yet?", it would change to "why don't you have a boyfriend yet", and instead of them making snarky comments and telling me to ask the waitress for her number, it'll turn into them making snarky comments about the waiter and telling me to get his number. just stop pestering me about that shit, fuck
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>>82466946
have you tried communicating that desire to your parents
furthermore why do you still live with your parents.... or talk to them, how odd.
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>>82466946
>I like jerking off to if, but I don't think I'd actually want to do it
Pure denial. makes the analogy between irl gay sex and something bad (shooting people). Typical sexually repressed homosexual attitude.
But if you liked shooting games very, very much, would it be that far off to assume you would like to shoot guns in real life as a sport? The connection is there, anon.
After all, you are still arguing about how much you are not gay for watching gay porn, in the gay thread.
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>>82466946
>there's no religious/upbringing background here
Then where does all this internalized homophobia come from? What's the source of such denial? Who made you believe being gay was so bad you just can't be it?
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>hurt durr, I can fuck, suck and swallow my way to the top of the social ladder with a lot of manipulation!
>And that makes me manly!
No it doesn't you delusional feminine freak, you're basically Griffith. Grow a pair of fucking balls.
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>>82466998
who are you quoting? schizo dumbass
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>>82466933
>warmth
dude. thats the herpes, inflammation. im gonno be sick
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>>82466981
>have you considered talking tp your parents
>you still talk to them?
some mixed messages here. tl;dr serious medical emergency made us consolidate. I moved back in to help. yep. I live with my parents again.

>>82466996
I didn't say gay was bad. I'm okay with gay. I just don't think I am.
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>>82467005
Our bodies are warm to the touch, anon. You probably never touched someone before so you never felt it. The warmth. The steam that comes off the skin in a locked car at night
You're missing out bro.
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>>82467012
>I'm okay with gay
If that was true, you would be okay with you being gay, and wouldn't be in denial.
I'm not saying you are a homophobe, I'm saying you have internalized homophobia, which are two different things. I'm just wondering about what happened in your upbringing to make you feel like you just can't admit being gay, not even ti yourself, even when all the signs are there
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>>82467018
I fucking hate it so much. laying on someone, or someone laying on you, it's fun for like 5 minutes, before your combined body heat makes it feel like a smash mouth song title. unironically the best part about sleeping at my mates place with my gf was that they only had single beds too small for two so we slept separately. the best nights sleep I had that entire relationship
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>>82467032
>it's fun for like 5 minutes
And those are the best 5 minutes. It's specially good in the cold, using each other as a warm blanket.
Also sex is a very sweaty thing so sweating together and being drenched in each other's sweat adds to it.
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>>82467027
you don't see a distinction here? at all? I thought the videogame example was good. I like shooting digital people. not interested in murdering actual people. I'm cool with insertfuckedupfetishhere, not keen to try it irl
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>>82467018
maybe if you have a permanent fever fighting for your life. ive touched multiple normal people and they werent warm actually they can be kind of cold
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>>82467002
I'm an outcast, a loan rider, roaming in the dark, observing. I have shit to say but would rather not, as that in itself would reveal internal world.

It is YOU that demands my attention. Yet you do NOT qualify for entry.

You cannot face me in direct confrontation despite you so called awarness.

Without too much thought and care, I can chalk this up to fear and loss, which for you in particular my dear fellow is 100% guaranteed.

I face the end without wincing, a wry smile on my face, fist clenched in anticipation.

You wish you could understand.

Well, good luck to ya.
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>>82467043
>ive touched multiple normal people
You never touched someone like that, anon. We're not talking handshakes, anon. We're talking laying together, naked, skin to skin. You're clearly oblivious about it
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>>82467053
we were talking about lips
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>>82467041
the thing I miss the most was putting my head on her stomach and listening to the gurgles and stuff. I don't know why, but that's been stuck in my head for like 29 years now
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>>82467042
If you like shooting guns digitally so much, it's very likely that you could like shooting guns in real life too, no killing necessary.
You have to make it about killing because you have to make an analogy comparing homosexuality to something morally abject. It's part of your denial
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>>82467067
20. Oof. I'm not that old. and I rounded up, it's more like 15>>82467070
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>>82467061
"Our bodies are warm to the touch" includes lips, but it's not limited to it. Have you kissed anyone lately? The only cold kiss I can recall is kissing after eating ice cream
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>>82466926
mtf4ftm?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dS1ZmXWcb7E
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>>82467070
oops. hit the quote thing 1 second before the reply auto posted. and I thought so, I went and got a bunch of airsoft and tested the waters. turns out I can't be asses to even shoot soda cans in my backyard when I could shoot someone in insurgency. so still don't think so
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>>82467067
If you did it to a person you are really attracted to, in this case a man, you would see there's no comparison.
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>>82467081
mom kissed me on the cheek this monday
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>>82467091
stomach gurgles are different? and at the time, she was my world. if I found a guy and he became my world, would it be different?
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>>82467090
But if you didn't have any more videogames to play and shoot, after enough boredom, suddenly that airsoft gun would hella fun.
It's hard to give a damn to real life gay sex when you have been safely spending that gay energy with porn and masturbation. You are distracting yourself from the truth.
15 years have passed, and you're still trying to convince yourself that liking gay porn doesn't translate to real life. Have you learned nothing?
You could say that with a straight face at church and be cheered for your heterosexual resolution. But in a gay thread your mask falls off. It's like you're silently screaming for help
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>>82467102
It's different when you actually like the person and are not just trying to force being with a girl just to quit being gay.
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>>82467087
this song SUCKS
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>>82467043
You're really bent on trying to make this about a disease anon I know why you do that. Clinging to the STD excuse is the only thing you have left to justify all these years of celibacy.
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>>82467126
I wish I liked guys irl. I wish I did. life would of been so much easier. I WISH I'd see guys in the wild and get a chub. but it doesn't happen. how do I interpret that. "when it happens in real life, not a twitch". a twitch, a hint, anything, that would of been nice, specially back when I had a chance. if anything I'm upset I'm NOT gay enough
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>>82467157
You should wish to accept being gay first, and things will follow from there.
>I wish I was gay
>Watches gay porn and talks about being in denial in the gay thread
Tbe writing is on the wall.
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nobody is here to make a new thread, stop posting so much
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>>82467157
>how do I interpret that
You didn't really give a chance for it to happen. I'm talking about actually kissing a man, not just looking at one. You will feel the spark you've been missing
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>>82467146
it isnt the only thing desu, but it is really insane just how many people have venereal disease and dont even care
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>>82467161
okay. I'm gay. 15 years of jerking off to gay porn should be enough evidence. great.

when do the irl guys start appearing attractive?
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>>82467171
I think it's more insane to live a life devoid of romance and use diseases as an excuse.
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>>82467173
When you give one of them a chance to kiss you. A point of no return. Girl's kisses don't make you feel like that.
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>>82467188
I've kissed guys and been kissed by guys. didn't happen. what then. shit dude, I've crossdressed and been groped by gays irl and didn't get the good tingles. what next? I fucking garuntee you I've put something bigger then you have inside themselves. still waiting for a guy to give me butterflies
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>>82467176
that isnt my excuse, but i think its making enough sense desu
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neu thread go go go
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>>82467213
I knew you'd say that. Just like you only mentioned not liking the airsoft gun after I talked about shooting guns for sport. And you, who has spent the last minutes arguing about not being really gay, had this massive truth bomb lying in wait all the time: you've kissed a man and didn't like it. So why didn't you tell us before?
Why does it seem like every time I make a suggestion you answer is "already done that, didn't work" but did you really do it, anon? Are you sure this is not you one more time trying to defend your ego from the dreadful realization that you're really gay?
I mean we were fine without you. It's you who came in here talking about being in denial. But when confronted, it seems like you have a sudden change of heart and become acutely sure of your heterosexuality, eager to defend it.
Anon I've seen man like you thousands of times before. Man who claim with a straight face that they don't like men and feel nothing for men, as they're on all 4s taking dick like a champ. Married men with families who can't admit being gay not even to themselves, but their erections never lie.
You're one crystal clear homosexual trying so fucking hard
Aren't you tired?
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>>82467240
In a world where condoms and STDs tests are a reality I don't think it's that sensible.
Missing out on such important aspect of life because of something that could be avoided with ease.
It's like a girl being a virgin because she doesn't want to get pregnant. There are alternatives, you know. It's not a coin toss between celibacy and syphilis
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>>82467266
its not that important
>in a world where condoms and STDs tests are a reality i dont think its that sensible
do people have more or less STDs compared to last decade
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>>82467252
>you've kissed a man and didn't like it. So why didn't you tell us before?
what? so you kiss one man, don't like it, your not gay? I'm not against the idea of a perfect man landing in my lap, I just don't think that man exists
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>>82467290
>its not that important
Romantic experiences are super important. You are in a board where you can witness firsthand some of the psychological consequences of the lack of these experiences in youth. Dire consequences
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>>82467252
>Anon I've seen man like you thousands of times before. Man who claim with a straight face that they don't like men and feel nothing for men, as they're on all 4s taking dick like a champ. Married men with families who can't admit being gay not even to themselves, but their erections never lie.
You're one crystal clear homosexual trying so fucking hard

I tried grindr and it just seemed so weird
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is someone going to make a 9/11 edition or should i fire up the ol' animal pic folder
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>>82467318
i dont feel like it matters that much. i say this with the people i see around me in real life in mind
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>>82467320
wait did I post this



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