Clock edition
what a terrible edition
Carton of chocolate milk, an ounce of some fine kush and a Louis Theroux documentary lined up. Absolutely womfy evening incoming lads x
>>82503732why is timmy still in the hospital
>>82503751Squash levels sub optimal. He need a drip.
>>82503743sounds womfy af. what Theroux you watching lad?
>>82503604No lad I have a clio, newer one though not those tiny old ones, took the back seats out to make more room but it's a struggle when there's loads of boxes. If it was just packets I'd fit 200-250 I reckon, there's a bloke with a Smart ForTwo who apparently fit 90 packets in it once but i think it's a bit exaggerated, or they were all postable size. Think the most I've got in there was 140 a mix of small and regular packets plus a few boxes, but when it's like that it's absolutely rammed and I can't see out the windows or anything, not particularly safe, and it makes it difficult to find stuff out because it's all over the place
>>82503751Bones get less dense as you age and he's had a major fall
>>82503767have you ever damaged a parcel?
>>82503758The one on the brothel
Nu edish is it
>>82503780good'un that. quite surprised kissing/not-kissing was this whole issue to prostitutes. have times changed? lads who always go on about getting escorts, do yous kiss?
>>82503777No lad, had a few boxes that come to me a bit mashed up but that's either the sorters they throw stuff in the cage or from somewhere further up in the network, not really our fault if the sender uses shit packaging materials though, can't be sending something with Evri in a single wall box and expecting it to make it there intact, also fragile tape is no excuse, you can't expect a worker on minimum wage to take fragile as anything other than a challenge
>>82503731Old work stuff lad that Bill. I'm no hacker kek just worked in IT and vehicle electrics.>>82503715Here you go lad
I paint my nails. Not gay or anything, I just like how they look.
>>82503824https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Cullen
Not even minimum wage, not directly, we get paid per package, so you really want to just use proper materials because we are literally not paid enough to care about any individual parcel
>>82503825Is a bit gay that lid if im being quite honest with you. Just ask yourself. What would seasideMARK do?
>>82503825Ofc,jst banter
>>82503825you are appropriating gay culture
painting your nails is just Warhammer for girls
movie night at the group home tomorrow
nothing wrong with being gay any more
>>82503890do you think HelperLad and Steve ever watch kinos together?
Who put all these spiders in my lungs???
>>82503926not a fan of spiders. bit scared.appreciate their webs, though.
shippy is alive and well posting here in this Norwooding thread. >>82500793
What's everyone's favourite record?Is This It by The Strokes for me oh aye x
>>82503944doesn't he have more of a bald spot on top?hope the 'just buzz it' meme dies tbqh.
how come this mf tim still in hospital
>>82503945dunno my favourite of all time atmbut i am listening to picrel, so we're like cousins
>>82503979hospital staff call them 'frequent flyers'. some people just love being in hospital.
>>82503841Try the Ssang Yong guy... kek
Anyone other than deliverylad got a car? My dad gave me his old qashqai, got 160k miles on it but runs much better than my old shit box astra. Tbh it's fucking huge, love it but feel like I'm driving a tank around. Love being able to bully little car folks now. >Sorry mate I'm pulling out because if you crash into me I won't even notice. Yes I will sit in your lane until someone lets me go in the other direction, you will simply have to wait
getting through these painkillers a bit too quicklyneed to pace myself
>>82503824Cheers mucker. It's a German release, that's why I couldn't find it. Very nice, I have a decent amount of German imports myself, usually cheaper than American.
never thought i'd let a roomaroo in my moonlight
>>82504188Kirby ate my cock now he's a tranny.
>>82504200well, you are what you eat
Kirby explaining to all his mates why he's a ball
>>82504280Kirby has a ball eating what he likes and gaining special powers. Like a fantastical Blad.
>>82504294Blad is fantastic just how he is :)
True devotion to mammy Mary x
Mary had life on easy modeno original sin for her
>>82504294My only powers are persistent depression and collecting old useless games. Hardly useful.
True devotion2Mary x
>>82504343you have the power to make us smile
>>82504320oh aye Theotokos Virgin, rejoice, Mary full of grace, the Lord is with You. Blessed are You among women, and blessed is the fruit of Your womb, for You have borne the Saviour of our souls
IT WAS MY DADS BIRTHDAY! LOL I TEXTED HIM....10 days lateOk, I mixed his birthday up wiv my mammys birthday.IS THAT MY FAULT????????????????????????????????SHOULD I HAVE SAID NOTHING???????I said Hey sorry happy bday for last week.I mixed up ur bday wiv mums.Haha.Happy bday dad.Hes like that"No worries thanks"NO WORRIES????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????7Like when I ordered a new battery off amazon just to find his number frm 12 years ago. I txted hey is this still ur number? I lost it found this on a old phone.Haha"Fair enough" WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>82504381imagine if you still didn't have his number at all thoughthis is like the NEUTRAL timelnie (neither good nor bad juts in the middle)
U ALWAYS HATED MY WEE CATS I KNEW I CANT TRUST YOU#!!!!!!!!!!
No wories?Am i a warthog?Lion king?Hakuna matata?No worries?WHAT THE FUCK TAKE RESPONSIBILITY U FUCKING DUMB FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>82504418simmer down you have cats and they love you
I could honsestly fxkn scream......nvm though
Really struggling right now.Trying to keep my breathing steady so I don't lose it. No sympathy. I went on a bender. I deserve this.
night drive? yea night drive, gonna get a roast chicken and bacon butty from the petrol station again i think
>>82504434recovery is not linear
>>82504424Between dogs and cats my degree of choice is so great that it would never occur to me to compare the two. I have no active dislike for dogs, any more than I have for monkeys, human beings, negroes, cows, sheep, or pterodactyls; but for the cat I have entertained a particular respect and affection ever since the earliest days of my infancy
Blew my sobriety spell for fuck all. Months of hard work pissed away to sit here rough as fuck riddled with anxiety. Absolute fucking waste.
Yea she is a wee cracker.I cant believe abput my neighbours maine coone.It lit looks like a mountain lion.Our old neighbours had a ragdoll.Sooooooooooo beautiful I wanted one........But its kinda unethiccal instead of adopting shelter
>named after a sauce>take it out on the blacks
>>82504482Thanks laddie I appreciate it. Back on the grind I guess.
Me n my wee cat was watching "britain's big cat mystery" on the telly.She was loving it
>>82504498It is what it is babes.Get up n try again x
>>82504343NTA but, not useless if you get enjoyment from them.
>>82504498you'll hear this a lot but months is amazing. i'm sure you were once at a point where that sounded impossible.we're all different but i'm glad i've had a couple of relapses here and there. three perfect years, then i fucked it. losing my "streak" felt shit but really, your body doesn't care.you're doing well. get plenty of water in you, don't do anything daft (play the tape forward, as they say), don't be too hard on yourself lad.
I wish i lisntened to My aunty more as i get older its like Realising she was right about everything.....At the time i was like STFU U AINT BRAT!!!!!!!1But my life would be much better now if i jst listened Bc she knew me better than I knew myself when i was 17.Hope we meet again in heaven I think about her a lot nd wish she was here cus am finding life hard now.
I didn't really think much of the belle sauvage or the secret commonwealth when I first read them when they came out, can't believe that was 2017 and 2019, almost twenty five years ago now. I think my problem was that it had been a good long while since I'd last read his dark materials so I'd forgotten a lot of characters and nuance and just knew the general outline. Having been on audiobook tip lately however I steamrolled through the materials and Lyra's Oxford and immediately jumped into the new series and thoroughly enjoyed them. They both got a bit bogged down here and there but the originals had a similar problem, Pullman is a very good author but he does tend to get carried away beating the crap out of you with his religion bad messaging. The new ones go a bit hard on the you-must-have-empathy for those less fortunate than you, and the chapter with the refugees in the sea was really very pointless for the story, I get the point but move on already. Thatbeingsaidalthoughbeit I am very much looking forward to the final one coming out next month. I hope he doesn't fumble it as I expect a joyous reunion between Lyra and Pan and hopefully the older handsome smart and all round great Oxford professor chap doesn't end up fucking the 20 year old main character, because that'll make the whole thing into a billysue jerk off fantasy for PP and I really think he ought to be better than that. Time will tell.
>>82504583Isnt thls amazing x
>>82504559Your spot on the mark. Thanks laddie, I needed this right now.
>>82504498It happens lad, really isn't the end of the world. I've been in a not sober streak for a few months now and getting very close to time for withdrawal and recovery so I can feel good about myself and get back to writing. Run out of excuses for being a fuckup. Got one order waiting at a mates to collect this week and once that's gone I'm going on a no darknet bit for a bit so I can be a bit of a better batter. Lol I'm on drugs.
>>82504605Hyeeeeeeesssssss
>>82504583oh wow they're still going?yeah i only read His Dark Materials and maybe an unrelated story he wrote. one about Whitby? which author did some Whitby stories, map at the start of the book?
Since my granny got married there That chapel is really where my life began.Now am back there.Its quite amazing.My mmy told me that I was my grannys favourite grannychild. She was adamant I said Really? I was surprised by that shes like that Aye OBVIOUSLY! I said Oh? But i loved my granny in her house there was a cupboard in the living room Me n my wee sister drew stuff all over the walls wth crayons.Like cave paintings
When they were away on holiday,,,,I saw this thing I was looking for sum documents.In my mmys room All this old stuff that I didnt even know she had I saw a flower I drew in skewl That said MMY on it a big purple flower nd on the bottom it said. "2001". It gave me chills.Nd there was a photo of me,,Nd my granny.In the hospital on the day my wee sister was born n my granny was holding her n had a big smile.It gave me chills.
>>82504665He took a big long break and is doing a single follow up, I think it's because nobody really cared about any of his other books. Kind of standard when you get big for writing fantasy and try to branch out. I haven't read anything else by him and highly doubt I ever will.
Everybody dear to me leaving this world.......................Am left wi the fucking DREGS that Txt me "no worries". NO WORRIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>82504623Never actually bought drugs online me. I don't know how. It's for the best as I'd probably be dead already desu Hope you can sort yourself out
Oh by the Way DVDLAD Yes I am easy scared so its hard byt ave watched 2 horror films recently first one was "X" nd its my namefag name on 4chan too.It was on film 4..........So its like film4chan...............................Lol it was pretty weird but it was ok.............Nxt one "Barbarian" I rented it on youtube.I like renting movies on youtube cus its like blockbuster.................I liked this 1.............propre sucked me in very creepy. Its ok I can watch it when my wee cat is there. Cus am freaking out nd shes like that ":/" "?" so it gives me some courage
might be thinking of this because i liked Swindells' books but i was thinking of a series.might it was just a daft one-off part of Northern Lights and the dust jacket had a map. remember talking to my dad about it since he went fishing around there.or maybe it fuckin, i dunno, Darren Shan. Vampires. Whitby.ChatGPT what young adult book series in the 90s/00s were set in Whitby
>>82504717One day you might not get a reply. Or there will be no one there to reply. Appreciate what you got for now. The alternative really sucks
>>82504717sorry you've lost people, marra.we're always here if you want to get stuff of your mind.
>>82504774Life is fucked bro.I wonder if its better to be dead with them.Nstead of stuck in this shithole.
Wish I controlled the spice flow tbqphwyl
The Americans are making me laugh with this Kirk thing. They're acting like little babies and trying to get everybody fired over mean tweets. They would be disgusted to read the comments on our daily mail website, didn't see one nice comment after that 14 year old died on his electric scooter.It also seems to go against everything Kirk stood for
S/o lagoon leisure centre. Paisley
thanks ChatGPT for making sense of my gibberish.was G. P. Taylor's Shadowmancer trilogy. dude was a vicar and saw His Dark Materials as too atheistic, so he wrote the Christfren answer to them.
There has to be a place better than this. In heaven x
>>82503732Man I thought this guy dissappeared completely after all those naked pictures. Has he just stopped youtube? Use to enjoy his videos
>>82504845Seems weird and unnecessary since dark materials is pretty explicitly a response to how religious Narnia is. Someone should write an atheist riposte to shadows and we can just keep going like that
>>82504309>>82504343Was meant endearingly FYI
S/o time capsule. Coatbridge x
There's not much difference between britfeel and britpol now, they're ridiculously similar. Both discuss British politics, both have plenty of sh*t posting and memes. Wouldn't surprise me if most robots posted in their as well. Don't see why they can't be combined. When I'm in charge, Britfeel, Britpol, Brit will all be combined to England Thread on Soc
Those liminal days are long gone x
>>82504889I used to go on pol, and then 8 pol after the split but the astroturfing is insane, I don't want to be recruited and brainwashed into some weird jerk off cult about some rich megalomaniac, I just want to complain and meme. Can't go there any more, haven't for years apart from dipping in for happenings but then I see obvious shills and have to give up and go home (here) Also tried int but it didn't do it for me
I spend me a check on my niggas before I spend a check on a bitch x
>>82504889too fast for me to get intolike the womfy pace here
Niggas ride my dick in the comments x https://youtu.be/CoHuso58DUc
>>825049178 is so weird now, I moved to their britfeel when this one got too full of trips. It was just the older britfeelers and a thread would last weeks. Then 8 goes down, now there's kun or whatever it rebranded as, and every single thread is like a soc thread. Millions of discord links and ip streams and meet ups. It's nothing like 8. Not even sure if they have a britfeel anymore
>>82504989We all had fun at the time but gamergate really was the beginning of the end for all of us
Only Britfeel I'll ever use is this one right here. If it goes away, I'll just move on.
2011 style https://youtu.be/KuZ2QZKYj7c
One day at a time. This is enough.
Purple got me slow mo x
dozing off from opioidslate nite chocolatte to pick me up again
>>82505067This purple got me boogieinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs0biWHy5WU
>>82505122I bought the lovecraft collection a couple of years ago, but only read 1 story. Need to start having a few hours reading again each day.
Few weeks ago when I ws drivelling ib my notes nd I just let auto-correct write it
Everybody left me.Byt my mmy will be with me forever.I just cant imagine life without her though.
>>82505194that black one with the gold text?i have it somewhere, probably in a box. need to find it because a friend wants to borrow it.good stories. and yeah a good thing to start with to get back into reading. the Conan stories are great for that too (just pulpy episodic fun).
>>82505238https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5QErPDNcj4
I dont rly have apurpose for breathing on the planet earth at that time. Ave thought about it.But its ok.I was glad when i went back to mass she seemed to understand that.So shell come with me soon enough.We need to get this divorce business aff ur chest mmy....Thats how i see life a year frm now.I started planning ahead.But Ill give my mmy a cuddle.
>>82505304Hahaha yes When i originally wrote that bit last yr I tought "oh its like Crash".U get it.
Highland mammy moment x
I will make my way out of this flesh prison 1 day x
Demon what time is your flight for tomorrow morning to pick you from home to the hotel for a while then I can get to meet up to meet up and see what we are doing in there and then I will have a good day and I can see if it works out if you can get the car back in time and I can come back home
>>82505287Do you mean thus one?
Demon you can do it if they have it for me to come to you if they have it I'll send them a text when you are ready and we could have it in your house or we will do that in your house in your room for you and you will see you again and we have an incredible night together in our new world day with a lovely little family day in London today I hope so much I will get in to the shop if it comes to my own place but I'm just trying my money out the money for you in your own room so if we don't go home I don't have the car and I'll let them go on to my house in my room
Where is shppy?
>>82503751Chronic falloveritis
>>82505464I used to drink all the time when I had mates to go with pub with. Now they've moved on, I don't drink anymore. The point of drinking for me is to have a good social time. Doing it alone is an absolute waste of time and effort. Imagine doing MDMA alone in your room lmao.
They telling me that I'm a bully I'm antisemitic fully They say that I'm acting like HitlerBut how am I acting like HitlerWhen I am a fucking nigger
ROCKING SWASTIKAS CUS ALL MY NIGGAS NAZISREADING MEIN KAMPF TWO CHAPTERS BEFORE I GO TO SLEEP x
i keep nodding offbeen up all night last nightnow it's not even 1am and i'm sleepyhad far too many codeines and tramadols(something something trance)what a fool
BIt nutty those nutty far left extremists.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Miw5Vi1aVhM
>>82505487>Imagine doing MDMA alone in your room lmao.Wym imagine? I have literally done that
>>82504889>Wouldn't surprise me if most robots posted in their as well.b spacker detected
Lefties, more like projecties, amarite.
One night years ago I was sitting smoking DMT through a Frosty jacks bottle while my mmy n my wee sister was watching telly in the living room But I kept getting a few seconds in nd thinking AW HELL NAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I underestimated how much more intennse DMT feels than acid/shrooms.I would say "serious" feeling.I got my dick wet nd jst freaked out like Nope fuck this.Tried again,same thing,over n over.I had this feeling like Every other human on earth had disappeared Nd there was alien entities watching me Big Brother style waiting to see what I did.It had that feeling of a "presence", Instantly.Scared me desu.Its still pretty fun though sub-'break through'.Its just fucked how fast it works,Theres no real build up...u go from completely sober to tripping like fuck in a few seconds Is crazy.Like a instagram filter has been put over IRL.It was too much fr me.
Pls dont tell my mama this aint marijuana x https://youtu.be/XiMt_5DRpeM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJeWySiuq1I>this means nothing to me
>>82505679chooon>DMThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ph4szaVTWSY
Moron hourz
Its a shame i wasnt britfeel pilled when i was a true druggo.Its not a shame thouh.At that time I posted another place every day.A message board forum thats dead now.My real drug phase was on there.Id say frm 2015 to about 2023.Am still a wreck but now is nothing compared to then.Taking mushrooms when my mammy was away on holiday, taking heroin to come down when she called me saying shes coming back early. Every fucking day was like that.Its not good.My brain is scrambled desu.My one online friend online is from those days.Its quite funny.
>>82505719it spooky hoursbut i'm shattered
My mmy called me when i was borderline peaking saying theyre coming home.Holiday been cancelled.I was like that.Oh shit my eyes are huge.Better dig into the smack to look normal again.LMAO.Its not how i imagined turning out.But its what happened.
>>82505679I like several songs on their systems of romance albumhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcKLjU0nzv8
My online friend that killed himself in 2017 was a benzo addict like me.We arranged for him to visit me that summer 2017.He kept phoning me sounding psychotic on about ppl are spying on him.His mam stressed him out.I was saying jst come here nd well chill.At one point heard nothing for weeks,,,Learned hed khs,With a "helium bag" interent style.He was 24.Talented at music.He was into metal gear solid nd final fantasy n stuff like that.24 felt fairly old at that time but its really nothing.
sitting in my nan's front room, toddling about and watching the snooker
Shout out JJ..........maybe u didnt think id think about you that much but its 8 years later n i still do nd always will.
Been noticing a few more synchronicities again lately. Latest one, last night I was watching a baseball bat video, and the guy testing the bat was testing ball speeds, and as I looked to check the time, he said 105, and it was 01:05.Songnotrel, just feelan it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTcbTHti39U
Kids get scared..Helper's world is coming back whether younpilenitnkptnnot
>>82505820Theres more to this world than what ur 2 eyes see x
Maybe it's the power trying to come back on xxxProper HHL vibes this x
Me on the right helper in middle
THEY WANT KITILL ME
>>82505855Fo shizzle, as snoop dogg says. It's mental, I love it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OD3F7J2PeYU
Keep absolutely still x
>>82505903Oh aye blaze dee ganja my nigger x
Where my cigs
>>82505945I lost a pack last night. Been buying some occassionally for spliffs, but also using the vape for nicotine, and just trying minimal spliffs. Need to get back into using the volcano again. Going to buy a new balloon thing for it next bennies day.
>>82505945I forgot to say, didn't you stop?
Helper
Dont go I to the long grass
DNT GO INTO THE LONG GRASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111
>>82505959I had this little herb vape that looked like a mouse trap.Did u ever try a tincture?I was thinkin about that the other day.IT was claleld "Green Dragon" or something.But vaping weed was okay but it felt like a cope cus a spliff just feels so much better and its easier.I know its bad though.
DON'T GO INTO THE LONG GRASSWELPER LOYALISTS GETTING SNUFFED OUT Xhttps://youtu.be/Cr1MvzAr26E?si=aG51j6iWb0j8xUEp
>>82506028The history of evolution has taught us that life will not be contained Helper. Life breaks free. Crashes through barriers....painfully maybe even dangerously. Am simply saying that life finds a way.
>>82506015I've had oils from murrica years ago, in cartridges that screwed onto a battery, and had these recently. The zkittles 1 was really good, would only need 5 hits to feel like I'd had a spliff. The other 2 were ok, but hit them for a few min, so similar to a spliff, but the main thing was they worked, and were legit. Hit them whenever as well.
I was so disgusted when i learned my little sister had did MDMA.She was 16.But what could I say?Id done it myself but i felt like that was my own choice Nd I felt like she mustve got pressured into doing it by some weird guys.Her wee pals stayed 1 night nd one of the guys left his bag in her room and of course I snooped through it when I saw that and I found promethazine, Codeine I felt so disgusted. But what can I rly say............Shes a wee petal nd traumatised like me............Trying to get thru this world.But now shes wised up nd has a good job nd boyfriend nd everything while am stuck in arrested development.Am glad.
Fascism on full display tonight I paid for this whiskeys x
>>82506128Did you encounter antifa? Weird how they're so fascisty yet claim to hate facism.
Heil fucking Hitler xxx.Fuck those who push me to suicide x
Fuck the UAF AND FUCK HOPE NOT HATEHEIL HITLER LMFAO
>>82506159Our fucking country nd always will be. No surrender x
https://youtu.be/NHVMeFOTs5k fuck the lot x
I'm off to bed, night lads.
>>82506172HOPE NOT HATE PUSH ME TO SUICIDE. Heil the BNP x
Heil Hitlers x
I talked to a brit girl around a year ago from here, I wonder if she's still around.
>>82506199Fuck em x
>>82506213>girl, yeah no.
>>82506123>while am stuck in arrested development.There's no plan or set timeframe for shadow work. It can be a lifelong thing (I expect). Keep at it, and 1 day things will improve in some way.I'm off to bed now, I'm going shopping in 8-9 hours.
Up the Booba Not Penis party.
>>82506259I liked her. Maybe we can reconnect.
Good orange wingsUpon my breastFor we are men of Ulster's bestTen thousand men Will fight and die For we are men Of the UDA x So when I'm deadI'm in my graveNo fancy tombstoneShall I craveJust give my guns to all my sons And they will fight like their father done xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-NIbotBO_E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d020hcWA_Wg&list=RDd020hcWA_Wg&start_radio=1&pp=ygUPY2xvY2tzIGNvbGRwbGF5oAcB0gcJCbIJAYcqIYzv
Ten thousand men x
