>>82538372
>fighting
>>82538372
>kittens

>>82538372
I want to sit on your lap and kiss you all day long pleeeeeaaasssseee come to America are you like pushing 30?

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>on our way2work im like
>need to collect my paychecks for a year or two
>and start my own company in Dubai
>dad is like good idea let us join you
>be like sorries dad
>if I could work well with you I wouldnt have the need to start something new on my own
>eitherway parents want to leave germoney too
>and just rent out all of our properties
>I imagine that part is gonna be a lil headache
>cause if u rent a place here you have many rights
>so they would need to hire someone to check out on the properties if something is wrong etc
>then there are the exit taxes
>I dont own anything so its not gonna bother me
>but parents could be hit by it
>germany is losing soooo many tax generating people who leave to other countries
>that they keep trying to make it harder to leave this place
>its becoming a prison at this rate
>need2stfu
>work starts
>>82538375
???
>try to not get too attached to the kittens yet
>they were rescued from dis factory we do commissions for
>we do bring one of them to do vet regularly
>stomach issues
>may needs to get all of her teeth removed
>the other one is too traumatized for human interaction
>they tend to stay outside if we are awake or around
>but they hab like a cat door they can use whenever
>>82538385
>pushing 30
like 30 push ups? I dont think so
Well age wise im in the last part of being 27
I dont wanna become 2old reeeee
>mom is in LA now
>visiting aunt
>gave her some jewelry and some souvenir from kyoto to gib 2 aunt
>knowing aunt she will probably want me to visit her next year or in two

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>>82538372
>>while I want to play the current monster hunter game
you shall be punished repeatedly

>>82538372
I NEED a cute tomboy fujoshi girlfriend who will let me rail her and then dress up like a boy with a strapon and rail me

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>coffee n ciggy break
>the job today is better than the other days
>our task is to move a office room
>so n0 cleaning or repair at a gross part of dis factory desu
>>82538613
What did I do????
Do you hate monster hunter sooo much????
Hello????
>>82539032
Kinda same I guess but I d0 prefer long hair

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>still wondering about kanoeanon to be desu
>ugh I cant smoke cigs like I want to with this task
>I also want moar sleeep

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>0h
>dad is gonna drop me off home
>there isnt much to do anymore for today
>he is disappointed cause his plans expanding biz relationships with this factory didnt work out
>welp should had followed through the things I setup with other clients befor my travel
>this is also why I need my own thing
>he is actually talking now about to attempt going back to my plans
>not sure if that is still possible
>wont rub that into his face now oy vay
>his wife isnt at home so he is bretty sad already
>best things that could happen for him is iran to be liberated & sanctions lifted
>he is a business beast there
>but not so much in the west
>thinking of going to the gym
>>82532470
>Dis situation is still going on
>but there should be someone working there at dis time
>so I can be let in
>and buy a new wristband

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>on page 4 after ova a hour
>is 4chon down atm??
>eat a snickers
>only thing I ate today so far
>just running on coffeee n cigs otherwise
>call the gym2see if anyone is there
>fucking nope
>welp gonna use the wristband of my lil bro
>ur n0t supposed to do it
>but fuck it for today
>the gym is so empty
>n0 wonder the staff decided to go home already
>typing this on the treadmil
>okies time to put my phone away n start fr
>not rly feeling it today either
>but its gonna be better than nothing desu
>tfw still cant post
>went for a 20 minutes run
>im drenched in sweat
>you can tell by my shirt that im super sweaty
>*sometime later*
>finished with the workout
>took longer than I had in mind
>a trainer shows up
>YESH they hab my wristband
>time for a shower
>to be desu my own smell turns me on atm uwu

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>get back home
>dad comes back with burger king burgers for us
>he forgot fries for me and just regular coke instead of zero
>welp n0 coke and just a burger for me then
>we eat together
>fren tells me he and a buddy are at our smoking spot
>oh I have a omamori for that buddy
>go to them
>they 0ffer me weede but I decline
>gib him the omamori
>its for good health
>fren got his stuff already
>they tell me the grandpa who lives by was asking for me yesterday
>he was like "where is the japanese"
>lma00
>grandpa has a 40y old shut in son
>n0 contacts since years with his son
>we talked a lot about depression and the effects of weede
>cause he thought its all cause of him smoking it
>but I was like there is probably more to it
>also told him about my upcoming travel back then

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>US aunt calls me
>she is bery habby over the presents I gav mom to giv her
>she wants me to visit her too
>family in Dubai also wants to see me rather sooner than later
>well I visited them the last few years a good amount of time
>US travel was nearly a decade ago at this rate
>also be like
>miss mom
>take good care of her desu

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>after like 3h im like welp
>im tired and wanna go back home
>byeee
>smoked n0 weede but way too many cigs ;_;
>on my way back I see that one grandpa
>he was behind his fence door
>greet each other
>he seems happy to see me
>have a very short conversation
>asks me how my travel was
>be like its great I wanna go back asap
>but im like
>sorries im on my way back home
>I do feel kinda bleh for not taking some time for him
>but im also exhausted so another time I guess desu
>why didnt I took like 5 - 10 minutes for him ;_:
>poor grandpa desu

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>I should clean around & my room
>not feeling like doing anything besides smoking cigs
>gonna try to sleep soon methinks
>oh n0
>we run out of sparkling water
>just regular water for me then

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>get ready2sleep
>dad gets back home n wont let me sleep
>he put some hasty effort into planning our underground biz to continue again
>he could had just done the things I prepared befor my travel but okies
>end up cleaning around afterwards
>finally clean my room
>its still rather chaotic
>dont know where to place most things
>my vitrine is full so cant display my figs from akihabara
>but its rather clean and much better now
>dad n lil bro drive away
>come back with take out food
>also some grocery shopping
>n0 sparkling water
>but ben n jerry ice cream for me
>REEEEeeeeeee I dont need this ;_,
>kinda want to drink gin
>but alcohol after working out is bad for the efforts
>;___;

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Lil bro could not resist the vice spice.

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>oh but they got me pepsi zero
>ig that will do
>we all eat together
>dad managed to make a pic with some german soccer players
>be like if they were iranian celebrities
>he would lie about being the son of this one famous Iranian soccer player
>lil bro is like wait what??
>he doesnt know the lore
>tell him how dad tends to meet iranian celebrities in Dubai out of the blue
>and he would lie about being his son to make them more interested in him
>he has to laugh big times
>dad pulls out a pic of him
>they look alike
>but lil bro says he also looks like me
>we all laugh lma0
>>82543020
U should call urself the riddler
Cause idk what ur trying to say

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>>82543061
You should call yourself the diddle cause I'm too old for thos shidd. Night.

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>>82543072
I will diddle you :3
yea late happy birthday
Welp slep well mister riddler

>>82543072
Sex with Aisu in Ceb's haus.

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I hab so much expired shidd. Boomerfication is real.

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>>82543194
>another riddle
I still hab some lsd desu
(Non expired)

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>>82543243
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhZDbhqnAWE

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>still feel bad about not taking any time to have a conversation with the grandpa
>I have like a few printed out pics of my Japan travel
>tried out dis printing pics machine in a store while being out with parents last week
>im gonna show them to him when I see him again
>>82543194
>actually maybe I should do that lsd sometime on the next weekends desu
>>82543312
Wont listen to it cause I wanna smoke my last cig n then get ready2sleep
>sonic heros
Did you played it too while smol?
I did desu

>>82543061
What is the obsession with tomoko

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>>82543326
She is my long term waifu since im like 16
Even had a body pillow but parents threw it away while I was in a mental ward xd

>>82543341
>Mental ward
Storytime

>>82543324
You're adorable I think

>>82539608
I think I'm in love please ramble more

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Going to sleep before I get envious againe.

>>82543494
Sex with Aisu to show him how much I love him.

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>fren asks me if I can borrow him some money til next week
>be like I only have fifty bucks that my dad gave me t0 be not completely broke
>I hab enough tobacco
>n0 interest in anything or going out
>so sure
>quickly meet for it
>lma0
>he bows n says arigato bro
>he is n0 weeb
>I start to ramble irl but cut it short cause its getting late
>that time a grill didn't showed up for our supposed steak dinner date at a restaurant
>I didn't talk for like 3 days
>only time he ever experienced me being so quiet
>he was like woah CCN is turned off
>but still worried about me
>that joke is till funny to me so that mess was worth it
>okies time for my last cig before I get ready2sleep
>>82543359
Its late
I had 3(three) mental ward vacays in total
Each longer than the previous ones
>that time the first fellow patient who talked to me
>was a black guy claiming to be hunted around the world by the IDF (Israel Defense Force)
>I was like ah yes no different than /pol/fags
>im home
>>82543423
IM GETTING TOO OLD FOR THAT
>>82543470
Its sleepy time
Take ur meds
>>82543494
I was like
Aren't you more popular than me
But then I remembered its probably cause of my rambling curse xd
Sleep well riddler

>>82543588
>It's sleepy time
No time is sleepy time I want to talk to you more

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Fugg my dum schizoid lyfe.

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>ready3sleep
>>82543640
I hab work tomorrow
I NEED my sleep
Its already way too late to get the amount of sleep I need
Take care
See u tomorrow I guess
>>82543648
That pic made me laugh
Just because the doctors say you are schizoid doesn't mean you are schiziod
Give urself a new diagnosis
Easy
Go back to uni and become a English teacher in Japan
I would switch my rambling curse for ur academy skills faggot
Now go to sleep
I need 2sleep too
Goodnights desu

>>82543713
I will pull another all nighter just to wait for you to come back on

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I was snaccing a cp one day and thought ''Wow, I don't like this at all'' and ''I don't think I ever did liked this'' and ''What do I even like.''
Real.

>>82543833
Snaccing a WHAT!?

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>>82543853
Akshully you remind me. I do like nigras on YouTube narrating Naruto fights. Lots of street smarts. Make my whyteboi ahh be like ''It probs do be like that out there on the block.''

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>wrote some political ramble
>decide to delete it
>I wish Donald Trump would become the next chancellor of germoney fr
>https://youtu.be/6w3EbmeD9UY?si=C_rK-McUVwuR6pT3
>I dont trust the right winged party I vote for anymore
>cause I found out their leader is a lesbian married to a chinese woman
>>>>CCP Spy & Influence potential
>>82543773
U should rather sleep
I will sleep for realz now aftwr this cig
>>82543833
Try pizza in tehran
Or iranian pizza in dubai
Its too good
Perhaps im biased cause nostalgia
>>82543853
made me laugh desu

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>>82543833
I just warn u now
Iranians put ketchup on their pizza

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>>82543906
I too had cp only for the nostalgia of owning a sandwich press (the onion is what makes it).

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>>82543937
Please stop calling it cp
I wanna fall asleep and n0t laugh instead of ur silly wording
>onion
Idk I prefer raw grilled cheese sandwhiches

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>>82543957
Lil bro will miss out on stacking his bread cause Diddy Epstein I-is that a Yugioh reference too????
>raw grilled
What is this Marxism. I need a drink now.

>>82543588
What's with the take your meds comment I'm not crazy I love you

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Whoa. Maybe cause I talk like r[etar]ddler irl too is why I grew up alone. Most people will not be like discordniggas ''It do be like so and so'' but more like Ceb ''Whatchu yappin bout whyteboy? You on sumffin?'' Akshully been assumed too many times. It all makes sense now...

>>82544011
Im going to hug you

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Chasing my liquor with choccy milk.

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>>82544011
Wait does cp stand for some kind of sandwhich??
I thought you meant actual pizza with it
1vs1 me in yugioh already
I will use my exodia deck
Actually
Its a one piece reference
>https://youtu.be/1e5dqm4IA4A?si=XFiOzMjVglwjmmGD
U should watch it btw
>What is this Marxism. I need a drink now.
U should know that im a capitalist, stay away with that cursed germon guy who caused millions of people dying with his dumb ideas
Drink water
I will put my phone away now fr
>>82544025
Only a crazy person would say ur not crazy or i love you 2 me
Goodnights fr now
Its getting2late
>>82544085
>>82544121
I dont have time for dis
St0p drinking
Just drink water n pure chocolate milk i guess
Take care now reee

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Nvm. Can't open the choccy milk. Bet Ceb's been training his grip strenght though.

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Kinda want to replace Plana with this witch cause more thamtic, but she's so milkmaxxed that it's gonna trigger some puritanical boomer (lidderally never gooned to her once).

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>>82544159
Yea by edging for 12 hours straight
Its called the death grip
Idk if u understand gooner jokes
Now stop making me laugh
I will put the phone away any momwnt now

What a cute schizo foid. I want to fuck you

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>>82544192
Lil bro gonna oversleep and make some Germ grannies in need of internets go ''typical.''
>Idk if u understand gooner jokes
Me when I'm about to coom, but the 3DPD hair collision animation is so unrealisti cit makes me soft.

>>82544199
Who are you talking about anon
Don't stick your dick in crazy

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>>82544142
No I LOOOOOVE you

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Funny how schioid scientifically refers to ''habbing qualities of schizo'' but for layniggas it's ''how do we demean the schizos for habbing schizo qualities.''

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I think whenever I talk to anyone irl, they think I'm making fun of them (which I probs am).

>>82544261
I want OP to come back I'm waiting for him

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When your chudself is not fitting in and it's beginning to scare the hos, so you got put under pressure, but you hit them with that sarcastic remark requiring you to be on multiple subreddits.
>>82544326
Masybe there's a sensei of being an annoying waste of space that could teach you around here.

>>82544342
Sex with Aisu to entertain the other Anon while he waits for OP to come back.

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I want to rub the critter tummy. Maybe quantum sobriety will take me to that universe someday.