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Almost weekend, lads. Thank fuck, edition.
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Grim 'men'.
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>>82541273
Grim little lad
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>>82541273
Nu edishington is it X
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grotesque bloke
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Got that pool tonight. Oh aye. Garn neck this wizza and have a shower before heading off out x
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>>82541336
Corr I could fit my 5 ikea Billy's in that room. That's all I want out of life. Is that too much to ask as a human being?
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>>82541381
Pretty reasonable request of life to be honest
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>>82541368
do the lads at pool know that you piss your pants and have to wear nappies, spaccy sean?
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I'm the professor all I can tell ya is why are you still sleeping and the saints are still weeping.
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>>82541332
Me, I'm a NEET, I just did this so r wagie frens feel positive.
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>>82541423
Not calling anyone I just like saying little lad.
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>>82541368
What's situation with volunteering?
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Korma coming on strong de lids.
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Kinda grim to know no one beautiful will ever see the same in you.
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>>82541510
it looks like vomit i hate Indian food!
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>>82541381
Me? Running out of space again. Times are dire. The random stacks will start to pile up again no doubt.
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>>82541510
Looks completely revolting
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>>82541512
That would indeed be grim. Glad that's not me
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Is hypalinx gay? Very unusual to get a mortgage with another fella, renting together but not buying. If his house mate ever gets a bird he'll want to sell and that's a right pain for hypalinx.
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>>82541528
You're not beautiful on the outside or inside.
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>>82541553
ive dated birds who look similar 2bh
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>>82541522
Best thing about Billy's is you can store things behind the games/dvds you are already displaying. That or get a bed that is open underneath. I have 4 of them big plastic narrow tubs that slide under my bed. A lot of my stuff is in storage sadly.
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Anuddah appointment for tomorrow is it

ckin ell. Only the fourth one for this week too lol

Not too womfy that, is it
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>>82541565
I bet you haven't seen her beautiful innie tuppence like me.
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Shall be heading out soonish me, for i cannot put this particular supply run off any further. Nay
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>>82541608
last bird had an innie tuppence, very nice vag actually
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>>82541608
You've never seen a woman's tuppence expect on a computer screen little lad x
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why did ruth do this to me? she is probably laughing at me right now.
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Handled my money well this month.
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>>82541631
Lying mong.

>>82541642
True but it was meant to be this way. Changing myself will make no difference.
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your dolly spam spaz out on /brit/ didn't take either did it, sad sack
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>>82541688
you know I have had girlfriends before
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Parents just tvmaxx after 6pm. Kinda sad really people just do the same shit every day and don't go anywhere.
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>>82541708
Replace tv with 4chan and you have described 90% of the people here likely including you
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>>82541336
>hello, decorators? i'm a landlord, give me the walls in Landlord Eggshell, and the carpet in Landlord Beige, pre-stained if you have it.

just missing the iKEA REGOLIT lampshades tbqh.
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>>82541731
True but at least I am not fixated on watching the one show, soaps or the state news.
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Thinking of throwing and/or selling most of my stuff. Just no more worries then.
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Fantasising more and more about sucking a femboys cock. Grim.
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>>82541766
Seems a bit like cope but you do you.
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HHL getting lucky tonight
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oh my goodness an IN01O0 letter indicating TV Licensing may very well be considering a visit to my unlicensed address.
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Don't fucking dare mess with a mentally ill man. Someone will suffer indirectly or directly otherwise.
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One of my favourite pastimes is watching tranny porn and reading the comments section to see if the tranny farts during an anal scene. Makes me laugh like crazy when it happens.
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Them tyrants took my photo. They won't fucking delete it even with no further action. Tell me why I shouldn't be pissed off. I take their photos and number plates now.
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>>82541901
if i was one of them and a lad requested a photo to be 'deleted' i might just-so-happen to make a few backup copies.
just sayin, laddie.
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Dick fell off :c
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>>82541998
it's okay now your adult dick will grow in :)
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>>82542036
He should leave the old dick under his pillow and he might get a quid or 50p out of it.
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my mother wanted a girl instead of a boy.
she would have liked it if i had lost my boy-penis.
i hid such things from her. i suspect she was a closeted lesbian, my dad was wise to leave her to things.
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"mother, mother, i love you! may i have a Dreamcast?"
"no, son. you may not."

as an adult, i see this for what it was: child abuse.
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>>82541901
Sad little LARP this lol
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>Salad Fingers 14: Crows

for fuck's sake. wrap up Spoilsbury Toast Boy it's been 20 years now.
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>>82542136
Didn't know tilde voiced the character salad fingers
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>>82541998
>>82542036
>>82542044
Apex kek lads
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Put off listening to dungeon crawler carl audiobook for such a long time because it seemed very ready player one/reddit style humour. But after a couple of days of huge drives I've finished the first and started the second. It's bretty good, same sort of vibe as listening to a d&d podcast but with an actual plot. Gets my goose for certain.
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>why o why must i be born a woman? doomed to wither and fade from man's eye. oh, but perhaps i could give in to my biological drives, entrap a man into creating a child? if the thing is a born a boy, and i am unable to live my life un-lived, i shall simply deny it a Dreamcast.
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been in and out of various forms of therapy for over 20 years. they always say the same things. always goes one of two ways.
>and how did that feel? what did it mean to you? did it affect your view of your parents, or women in general?
calm down love it's not that deep.
or
>didn't Sonic Adventure 2 come out on the GameCube?
yeah, that's not the point.
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what's funny is, i actually hold the greatest of respect for women. from Eve, to the Gorgons, Helen of Troy, right to modern greats like Margaret Thatcher. they all share a maternal quality that, frankly, men lack. so if anything, i'm sexist against men.
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anyway, you know what Sonic Adventure 2 'Battle' and Sonic Adventure 'DX' DIDN'T have?
this little thing.
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i remember going around other children's houses, seeing how much their parents loved them. my favourite part? it meant i was away from MY house. away from my ABUSIVE parent.
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https://www.childline.org.uk/info-advice/bullying-abuse-safety/abuse-safety/neglect/

fascinating reading. imagine if we had this back then. things could have turned out very, very differently.
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my life is a huge curly turd ffs
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Couldnt give a shit about Sonic
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I turn 32 tomorrow, never had a job and never had sex without paying for it. Fucking get in there x
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>>82542638
>I turn 32 tomorrow, never had a job
ok mate no need to brag
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>>82542638
>I turn 32 tomorrow
Bag time x
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mm tasty lemonade
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>>82542396
This'n gave me a good chuckle. Get your sonic story straight next time lad, they weren't born yesterday
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Two pregabalins, bit of k. I'm a lost cause, I'm just in the wind, I was never here. You didn't see nuffin
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me and lolly are now garn bed x
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>>82542722
been following your posts and i feel i must warn you: you are going down a dark path.
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>>82542751
shut the fuck up marius
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>>82542751
You are correct. The end is in sight, do not fear.
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>>82542758
>marius
what the FUCK did you just calls me
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>>82542638
Me and you are similar lid. Turned 32 myself the other day. I assume you are in the tism club like me?
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>>82541994
Yeah that's what they do. You need to provide ID to get it "deleted" but they keep copies of your photographic ID.
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>>82542638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tD3FoEarNUg
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>>82542778
I got a ADHD diagnosis a few years ago and I'm pretty sure I'm on the autistic spectrum in some way too, but I was assessed as a kid and they said I'm not.
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new walkers max chicken kebab crisps are lush and i mean luush x
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What's your biggest insecurity about your body?
I have a shit load of acne scars on my legs, so I never wear shorts.
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>>82542855
Bit boring but just the beer gut.
Like to think I have an okay face, and even had compliments on my arms despite not being "built", but really I have never ever gone outside without a shirt on since I was about 14.
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They want you to use your closed source operating systems. There is no way I'd ever use Windows again. Bloated piece of shit os that does not respect my freedoms (telemetry, defender scanning everything).
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>>82542799
yeah from what i read about requesting records and having them deleted, you're then weighing that up against adding the request FOR that TO your records: of course you have every right to know what's in the police database, but asking ITSELF could seem suspicious...

really, the only winning move is not to play. the police have what they have on you. just let it exist forever. it's buried in so much other nonsense you're fine through obfuscation.

one day they'll run some software through it all, solve a ton of unsolved crimes. same way they did when DNA forensics came along. if you are a serial burglar or something, well, you had a good run. maybe prison in the 2040s isn't so bad.
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>>82542855
my long neck and small penis
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>>82542855
All of it, I'm fat old and unfuckable
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>>82542867
No nothing like that me. People think it's fucking hilarious to make up shit to the police and get me nicked. Mostly for my harmless audits on nightwalks. A security mong didn't want me going round filming him.
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>>82542866
>Linus Torvalds on why desktop Linux sucks
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>>82542855
I don't really have any other than something about me makes me unattractive. Of course now I naturally hate foids because it makes no difference anyway.
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>>82542866
this is another one of those cases where i take a step back and realise it's not as horrible as it sounds.
>a forum has changed its rules to block posts on a topic
>"y-yeah but this is the REALLY BIG, super IMPORTANT forum though, social media, it's our free speech and and and-"

the internet itself is fine. if anything, it's good any time Facebook or them take a hit. Discord next, could really do with some true IRC-like alternative.
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>>82542890
It doesn't suck, though. You just make it your own.
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>>82542898
We have decentralised/peer-to-peer technology. It wouldn't be hard to connect to each other without a middle man server just for something simple like chatting.
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>>82542887
if you have the capacity for it, i recommend sticking that one out. do some research, maybe get a decent solicitor. when it comes down to brass tacks, you've done nothing wrong.
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AB just dropped a banger lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAZGYNOGeLQ
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>>82542909
Discord was just a strange one because of how much it took over. TeamSpeak/Ventrilo alternative, all right, cool.
THE chatting platform to replace IRC even for software development and shit? how the hell did that happen? of course a modern alternative with formatting and images and all the rest of it is nice, but people were happy with Discord Inc.'s Discord servers using their Discord client/app?

insanity. and it's not like people didn't try (Matrix, Element, that /g/ one)
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>>82542931
>published 3 minutes ago

you okay there lad
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>>82542931
cor, that ambiguously-aged "i want you to be my bitch" woman. corrrrr.
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Holly is the national plant of Wales.
Roses are the national plant of England.
Thistle is the national plant of Scotland.

Crucifixes, dragons, and thorns.

Grizzly
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Queens of old often threw baddies into thistle fields. No chance of survival in some fields
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>>82542966
They're fucking mental them far left women. Doubt they ever work full time so lots of time to protest.
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A vague Western European symbol
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i don't think people should have signs that say the f-word when there might be children walking around
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>>82543005
>Fuck Trump

Yeah that would be a public order. Should've told the police.
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>>82542993
What the bloody nonsense even is left or right of the same daft bird.

Who cares what they say if they arent talking about good socialism, legalizing drugs, and helping Palestinians.

Classism is unnatural.
Note the abundantly wasted land.
In a true collective there is no classism.
The slightest true socialism ends all poverty.
Most jobs have no purpose.
People are better off just loitering around improving the community vibes.. a true job
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>>82542987
didn't this lady get a boob job?

it sad that we're back on some 90s/00s glamour magazine nonsense, just now it's weird internet culture.
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Me and the britfeel lads taking our smug pepe signs to protests.
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Fuck anyone that voted Labour. Cunts.
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All these protestors think they will make any difference. How cute.
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Do you worry that Corsica is returning?


>>82543032
Honestly who would try to prevent drugs from being legal except a parasitic invader that would make absolutely anything illegal if they could get it through just for extra suppression points
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Total shitter of a night tbqh
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>>82543057
Would you rather have had the Tories be in charge for another 5 more years? 19 years in total. Grim as fuck thinking about that.
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>>82543102
Rather have a far right party at this point.
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>>82543071
Protestors make a difference. Good people are organizing and communicating and growing increasingly aware that the world is united.
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>>82542778
How have you stayed on bennies for that long? Or are your parents supporting you?
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>>82543110
Indigenous protests are basically a giant party
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Gotten back me phwoar

Shall now be nourishing meself
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>>82543110
Award for talking shite award
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>>82543057
Fuck anyone who still thinks democracy isn't fake and gay
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No you can't just wear a mask. Why are you hiding your face? That's creepy. Take your mask off now young man. Why are you covered up? You're up to something. You need my permission to put my face online. You're going to put me on a right wing web site.
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So called left and so called far right are both better than tumour conservative so called semi right. The slightly right seems to just mean only caring about protecting the classism.
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>>82543141
Waste of time isn't it bothering? Never will vote me. Immigration has been rising for decades.
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>>82543150
Honestly why do you care?
Suspicious actually. Being only around christains is not good.

It looks good sometimes and its nice to have non-christians around.

It is typically cultural not religious.
Pagan arabs still wear hijabs.
Their culture is welcome.
Respects to the countless of them that died for no good reason.
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>>82543182
I only care when men can't go round wearing balaclavas to protect themselves from the nasty lefties.
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>>82543043
me, i'm working on a range of grassroots, non-AI signs that are funded and distributed through decentralised pay-what-you-feel networks.

it is a radical new alternative to those SWP placards that sometimes say very nasty things. even if you AGREE with the very nasty things, what if you do not agree with the SWP? i am offering a truly independent voice created by artists like myself. (they will be printed by Amazon, but that's to keep the prices down.)
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>>82543134
I suppose you do not go to parties
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>>82543191
Nasty like wanting more Palestinians here?

As if there is any other politics now.

And the Falklands are not Argentina.
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>>82543130
i see our theft of each other's images goes both ways.
not calling it theft, mind. just merely pointing out that you are stealing from me. at least i am honest with what i am.
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>protests about anti-protest bill
>protestors gradually get bored
>said bill is now an Act of Parliament

i mean, if you ever needed tried-and-tested proof, there you go.
don't even get me started on "let's all not pay our energy bills".
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>local death metal gig saturday
>got me new jeans and niche death metal t shirt

it might not be for you, but it is for me and even though its not for you, it is for me oh aye, pre game drink then I'll attempt to be social
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>>82543277
maybe THIS time you will make a gig fren. a proper one.
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>>82543277
enjoy it lad, hopefully you'll get a nice goth slag bouncing on your cock by the end of the night
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>>82543292
well, I can only keep trying, first time I spoke to no one, second time I did, third time I will attempt more. Got another one lined up early october as well, quite a few in the autumn months
>>82543294
moreso trying to get some gig frens but who knows what will happen, I wouldn't be opposed
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>>82543260
Only invaders oppose the freedom to protest
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might go round death metal gigs selling postcards of my hand-drawn apus for one pound per print.
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>>82543368
cor someones edited my oc
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>>82543182
My Arab cock has been tugged to that slut
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at least my farts have stopped smelling like death
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I think things like cat-calling typically are good for community. Obviously there is bad sorts but the good sort is really good for keeping a people together.

Too many dead silent streets and lonely people. Its just nice when a society knows how to chirp in good ways.
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>>82543363
i don't oppose it. if anything, it was not opposed ENOUGH.

but it does fuck all, doesn't it? everyone's trying to recapture some past protest or riot or general strike where it once worked a bit, and the desired effect is LESS than chance. if anything it might even be counterproductive: protest against thing, they clamp down on anti-thing protests. gg.
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>>82543387
Sus

More likely you arent Arab and youre just trying to disparage
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>>82543402
How would you rate your last fart in smelliest
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>>82543404
An invader is anyone who opposes the freedom to protest.

Simple as.

Brits have a voice.
Brits party.
That is true politics.
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>>82543414
You got me lad I have tugged my little pink cock to that slut though
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>tfw no Bella gf ;_;
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>>82543448
Creepy
Creep
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>>82543466
Which part is creepy lad?
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One again I am saying...
ARIIIGATTOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU!
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>>82543386
steady on there champ, not 'yours', is it? i worked VERY hard on this.
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My fart count is high but the smell is low to nothing. Love a good fart me
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>>82543432
what gets me is we can move to all this app shite for the NHS and police and whatever else, why can't we have more direct democracy, then?
maybe not literally "every decision ever is a referendum in the Your Gov app", keep SOME representative/expertise aspect to it, but what is currently the gov.uk petition system could be closer to affecting actual Acts of Parliament.
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Fucking ripe with farts tonight
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>>82543564
your interpretation innit, just edited and created this meself
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Think I'll head off for the night. Tomorrow could be better?
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Luv nourishment me
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>>82543626
yeah i respect your right to artistic freedom if you're using my work.
that said
>All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
not asking for credit, or anything. but if you're using my work, i would like some royalties.
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>All trademarks and copyrights
I read copypasta I need off this site ffs.
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About to do that daily job search I am. Oh aye. LinkedIn, Indeed, Govjobs and a few others x
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>>82543794
Not doing that lad good on you tho
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HHL shat up /britfeel/ and I'm glad he's gone.
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>>82543794
I don't have LinkedIn as I honestly expect to get poached and I don't want to be.
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>>82543759
it about artistic integrity
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>>82543814
Don't really wanna do it tbqh with you mate. But I only get paid 400 quid a month from the job centre and it's wank. I'm considering warehouse or retail (asda/tesco) work. I've mostly just been applying to admin stuff but never get any response. I reckon they probably just hire girls for admin since they sound better when you pick up the phone.
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>>82543866
I'm a metalfag and I can tell you that you're missing the key component to appealing to the kind of other fags who sit in /metal/.
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>>82543869
Hang in there mate, despite the mockery this thread will give me for it, a 9-5 with pay can really sort you out if you're used to sitting in a dark room for your 4th fap of the day. You'll do it lad, I believe.
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>>82543743
created it first m8
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Already spent all my PIP gambling. Fuck sake
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>>82543911
win bigly?
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>Wolfgang
WUT
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>>82543873
we've all the top researchers on it, and yet the metalhead market penetration for deodorant remains at 0%. there is NO WAY to appeal to them.
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>>82543882
>if you're used to sitting in a dark room for your 4th fap of the day
True that lad. Since being unemployed I've been going bed at 4am and waking up at 2pm. Everyday now for months. Cause I have no reason to get up. Bit depressing. Although the alternative is getting up at 7am on cold rainy day and getting stuck in traffic with other commuters. Just ain't no winning in life is there matey
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>>82543907
>Security:
>This file came from another computer
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Got to get a job before Christmas
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>>82543950
Try 5am for a 7am start, 9 is crap really as you lose the morning and the afternoon, prefer 7-3 but the winter mornings aren't very fun.
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>>82543940
Nah you're wrong mate.
You need to make the image promote an INHERENTLY quality, and you'll get a bunch of schizo /mu/ metaltards swamp to you.
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no Crossy tonight?
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>>82543950
I dunno mate, I'm a fucking boring shutin loner, and I'm a sucker for the 9-5 routine. Even a shit deadend job is more purpose than doing fuckall except add to the cumstains on the gamer chair.
Well even if it's not a purpose, it's a distraction, which still helps to me. At least you're getting paid for it either way.
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my estaa estaja never took off, unhelpful unhelper, the antagonist of apu
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These dragon claws symbolize all Wales and Isle of Gurl and North Ireland.

North Ireland can leave anytime and will keep the claws.
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Sensing a leftist win this election
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Any lads here regularly watch Eastenders? A lot of you lads are just like Joel
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very short lived on britpol
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>>82544000
would call this lad 'herbert the tall'
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Wolfgang thou
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>>82544053
>roon
More like troon
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>>82544068
>literally me
lmfao
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Apparently Columbus was Egyptian and Spanish and Italian.

Egyptian.

Maybe that is why a pyramid is on the USA symbols so commonly.
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still remember the golden age of herbertposting
>feeling short? have a herbert!
>[herbposting instatutes]
>tall herbert is tall!

all the classics
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>>82543869
how many do you apply for. I only apply for couple jobs a day.
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THIS NIGGA CALLED WOLFGANG!
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>>82544084
lowkey tho fr
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Lost at pools x

Getting wissed nows. It overs x
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>>82544116
not even metal
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Wolfgang, have you actually changed your name by deedpoll to 'Wolfgang'?
like a trve metalhead.
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how's that lad getting on in Viking Minecraft?
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>>82544124
of course not, although saved from here june of 2024 and I occasionally wear aic dirt, so amused me
>>82544126
born with it

right its bed time, wish me sweet dreams
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Just bought a wokkle but feel like I cba to drink it nows x

It all Qatar fault x
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>>82544138
>in Viking Minecraft
...Valheim?
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Fuck it let's get wissed x

https://youtu.be/XXnSpDmd2QA?si=ADN-57VUF8wITn-D
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>>82543911
What kind? Better be a proper game like poker. Not shitty slots or sports betting
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The regime is coming back x

Just wait and see x

https://youtu.be/juVKpvYjb-8?si=-0wh34wegygRjjZ3
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>We will call him Wolfgang
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>>82544147
>born with it

you know, however you turned out, that's fitting.
metalhead? sure.
into pop? great, sounds like a Swedish pop star.
more classical? makes sense.
like your hip-hop? Wolf. gang.
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>>82544245
>we will call him penis cheese
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>Redditlod called 'Ninja Salad'
>apparently because of Naruto

feel very old. i guess there'll be an influx of Danaeryses at some point, checking into hotels and things.
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We will call him Welperking x
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Sometimes I wonder, are we all just monkeys who wear suits and pretend to be civilised?
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Just garn get drunk and go on Fortnite tonight. Not garn on waptop. Don't trust meself x

Better safe than sorries x
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>>82544348
Humans are just really intelligent Apes. We're still animals at the end of the day.

Aliens know the score x
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Just look at your hands right now. They are literally ape hands. We are all animals. Based Greys fucked with are DNA thoughs so now we're smart af.
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I want Helper to fucking off himself and improve the world as a result.
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I want Welper to keep living and enjoy his life.
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I will outlive all my enemies.

Cheers x
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It really is a HHL world. We're all just fucking living in it.
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Really regret fucking around during school and my college years. Came back to bite me now, hasn't it? It's funny cause my maths teachers in high school used to tell me I wouldn't amount to anything if I kept fucking about. He was right at the end of the day.
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We are and have been for a while now coming out and speaking in the public and we're proclaiming to the public that we are speaking on behalf of - or rather we are sent by the command of the Imam of The Time, Imam Al-Shippy, the 12th Imam, Ahmed Al Greg Austin Al-Askari
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QQmhKvNz_k
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Bit ot Steps x
https://youtu.be/EsuRgxsd6bk?si=-hGYEGrlm2dMdUR6
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Making passionate homosexual love to Sean's arsehole
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i was a loyalist in the Arbroathy Army.

then she posted THAT video.
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me? watching that Red Sonja.
low-budget swords-and-sorcery guff. that's all i'm after. i can NOT be disappointed.
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Watching AB get sexually harassed.
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>>82544602
Feeling Sean's arsehole grasp your knob? What do you think lad? I think yes. I think I want that. You?
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Friday night, and the feeling is right, to put cock in Sean's knob
Sean is a guy from Sunderland, I want to put it in his thunder cunt
Love lad, Sean lad!
Hey I want to keep sean perfect
Because you know...Sean's gotta go
Bye Sean <3
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HEY! You gotta keep Sean Helper Lad perfect!
OH WOW! Don't you want to see Sean?
Don't you love Sunderland?
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Is it just me or is it suspiciously warm tonight?
>>82544635
Original or the new one? I like the actress in the new one but haven't watched it yet.
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Im better than you and your family x
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Is this the future for us NEETs?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RU0G0IWe4H8
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Dear people of /britfeel/

Greg "Shippy" Austin has issued the following commandments

Balance a coin on your nose for 20 seconds.

Hum a note, then match it on a phone tuner.

Draw a perfect circle once-no corrections.

Speak a sentence without the letter "e."

Count backward from 97 by 7s, eyes closed.

Hold a plank for 45 seconds; note the exact second you wavered.

Stack five random objects; photograph the tower; delete the photo.

Boil water; stop the kettle one second before the boil.

Memorize a four-line poem; recite it twice, an hour apart.

Fold one paper crane; place it somewhere no one will notice.

Identify three sounds in the room; map their positions with your finger.

Write a haiku about a mundane object on your desk.

Toss a coin ten times; log the sequence; don't interpret it.

Whistle a major scale ascending, then descending, without pausing.

Hold your breath; count heartbeats; record the number.

This is the word of your LORD
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>>82544843
I will obey my lord
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>>82544843
Thank you father I will do this
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>>82544688
new one.

'salright. feels like it's been chopped up in editing a lot. weird acting from the Irish pick n mix lad from Misfits.

but i'm in the mindset of "it's like watching some LARP kids making a fan film" and you know what, good for them. running around the woods, with their swords and things.
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>>82544843
I hope other people remember to do this. It's my strong and stark memory
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>>82544843
Only Shippy could come up with this obvious truth
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Just got back from a Kneecap gig. AMA
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there is a transsexual in my Red Sonja film.
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>>82544950
were you merc'd by any feds, or was your opsec game legit?
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>>82544950
Was the crowd as obnoxious as you expected. And how many times did they mention Palestine
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Still drinking that VK me. Got a wokkle of wodka thoughs.

Fuck Qatar x
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I do suspect the old thyroidnibba do be broken somewhat. Something physiological at least. Ze light within me has went out a little bit. No optimism anymore, just despair. Oh well oh well. Hopefully I can fix it. But no I think I'm just broken and that's that.
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I stood for Sunderland not the rich elite who rule the world x

In the end I will be betrayed by my own people just like Jesus x
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>>82545083
don't torture my heart with your Chika-like posting
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Trump is president again

2018 vibes x

https://youtu.be/ddJqNY__9U8?si=t9Hf6E2xEjioro5J
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>>82545155
Real deal I'm afraid. Who the hell else would post such cryptic weird bloody rubbish! I mean to others it probably comes across that way but to me it makes perfect sense. I'm not so well these days. Not so well.
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You're all a bunch of NPC faggots x
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Just looked up at that sky me fucking all clouds they cover up them triangle UFOs

Fuck the lotnof yas x
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*gets out marker*

le sigh...
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Triangle bros know the fucking score xxx
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>>82545267
I won't be staying. I probably won't be able to post longer term anyway. I mean maybe I'm being a hypochondriac but I don't feel good. Bro is cooked, as they say.
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>>82545294
Ngl bruh I am cooked too. I spend my days drinking and obsessively watching videos about them aliens now. Guess it's better than being on the wokey tho x
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Idk what Clair Obscur even means but it do be unbelievably kino. Best game I've played in years. It's the peak, we cannot reach it again. We cannot.
>>82545340
We all cooked in life x. But yeah nah frfr we all have parasites and undiagnosed thyroid disorders I reckon.
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>>82545294
been garn Beehive everyday.
describing your vibe.
saying you owe me a tenner.
whole toon's oot for your blood.
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>>82545356
Look man
Money isn't even real anyway
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>>82545377
i would accept fake money
it's how people buy their narcotics, so i have heard

at any rate i hope you are well you tight git
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>casually drops 10/10 story, gameplay, OST, aesthetic style vidya in your path to help you cope with depressions and irl turmoil and health issues
Thank you video game industry sama, very cool.

>>82545431
It not possible to be well in a sick and dying world is it? Well it's not int it?
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>>82545448
that does sound lovely. i don't have the money for a fancy games machine. but maybe some day.

are you still with the missus? (this is NOT bigotry it is jovial japes, nobody come at me with your fuckin -phobias and -isms)
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>>82545473
What sort of comment is that. Bloody ell. Words, CBA with them. Too tired.
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Packing Ruth and Laura's fudge
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>>82545498
mate i am doing all the hedging
you could call me a hedge hog
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>go hospital to sick aunty
>see the hatred in the eyes of the sick and dying

Genuinely unnerving. Life is cruel enjoy it while you can lids
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>>82545534
Hedgenibbas
Dunno what you're saying anyway
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You know that scene in Silent Hill (2006) when the little burned girl stares at the nurse. It was like that.

It freaked me out x
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Mahler there's a bit in Mahler Symphony Number 6 which is the best thing I have ever heard.
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>>82545572
When I was younger I went to hospital to see a sick relative and seen some horrific things. A severely disabled girl whos bones were always loudly cracking and her skin was bleeding. One of the worst things I've ever seen. Her mother looked mentally exhausted too. I don't wanna know what happened to her that brief interaction was bad enough.
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>>82545556
we talk the same and yet you do not hear.

how's thinsgggs with the beefo, boyo? you dig you dig?
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>>82545510
Don't think I could ever imagine them doing such things.
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>>82545619
Not really. Look I'm tired. I'm tired boss.
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HHL era choons x

https://youtu.be/s3a4OQR-10M?si=yJCHtB-v26zoAtVp
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Gucciarse digestive R&R this hath been phwoar
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Being a wagie must be the most depressing thing ever if you can't ever experience relationships, sex and job progression. Why bother playing a game you can't win?
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>>82545668
Corr decent choon that.
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>>82545668
Listening to that song imagining HelperLad sitting in Beehive drowning his sorrows loser style.
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HHL will never ever know what pussy feels like. Kate Middleton will make sure of that.
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Am all welpered out me x

Garn grind some Fortnite and finish off this wodka x
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I donate bloods tomorrow. I do more for society than all the haters here x
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>you lived to witness the end of Britain and the HHL era

It over x

https://youtu.be/LlN8MPS7KQs?si=SAlPJbEwkWjLvJoP
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HHL is just another fanatic. England lives on. The likes of HHL told us to surrender to Hitler. We don't surrender. Not now
Not ever!

https://youtu.be/EGrES89AKz4?si=IC734YcFFlPH0IO1
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why does Chika not donate blood?
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for context, homosexuals cannot donate blood.
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Manchester smackhead mate Just video called me he's fucking off the rails.

Kinnells x
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Unskippable 90 second ad on my new fridge freezer - door only unlocks after video finishes. Just wanted my chilled water before bed fuck sake.
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No5h8nt but bunch of fascists xxx
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>>82546032
Never donate blood in case it goes to an immigrant or female. Took myself off the organ donor register too.
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>>82546355
Fuck off Sean you spastic little twat
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>>82545712
would shag the ginge desu
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>>82546432
>Took myself off the organ donor register too.
did you tell them its useless taking your organs since youve been dead inside for years? x
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>>82546623
They won't be of any use when I'm in pieces over some rocks.
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>>82546756
your heart is so cold it wouldnt even need putting in one of those coolers they have
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Wouldn't even let the pigs in like this woman. Imagine being told to apologise to someone for something you wrote online. Fuck off.

https://www.lbc.co.uk/article/police-totalitarian-attack-free-speech-apology-5HjdDDC_2/
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just took my contacts out, you know what that means?

ftnjosdjkof dksop vgfv asd
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>>82546889
it means glasses on little lad
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Taking Fortnite by storm tomorrow me.

Everyone needs 5o Pipe downs x
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Do not make me go full Jurassic Park clips mode nows. Pipe down losers x
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Pipe down ya fucking freaks x

Especially you Karl and Ryan x

Perverts x
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Obsessed with your Ryan being a "loser" just like that Mark. No one steals my limelight. Fuck off freaks.
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Humiliation rituals on tap I couldn't give a fuck.

Fuck Amy Lea and fuck Kate Middleton x

They want working-class mackem lads to die of cancer x
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Ros humiliates her son Mark he is disabled. She goes on like the cunt is the most disabled lad in Britain. He's not.

It's all a fetish and it's wrong. Time for women of Britain to grow up.and stop humiliating their disabled kids because they think theu they will be financially rewarded. It's not happening anymore lmfao. Losers x
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And WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WHITE WOMEN OBSESSION WITH THE WORD "LOSER".

WHAT IS THIS SOME CRINGE 1980s MOVIE.

FUCK OFF YOU CUNTS. I'M A LOSER AND PROUD. FUCK THE LOT OF YA X
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>>82547194
Who is Ryan lad
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Fuck off with ya cringe American capitalist bullshit.

No one cares about being a "loser".

I sponsored by McDonald's
I SPONSORED BY apple
I SPONSORED by Intel


See no one cares

Fuck off freaks
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>>82547311
Ask Laura Lemure ASMR x
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>>82547311

She might gaslight Ryan but not me
https://youtu.be/L1n4A_2Fl74?si=3qsp8RtsZNQ9aj8n
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Heil Britney

Fuck Kate Middleton x

https://youtu.be/t0bPrt69rag?si=HZxehWXxuFZguBkg
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I take over American 90s high school

I know what to say now bros
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Send me back and I'll sort it out and stop Charlie Kirk from being snuffed out. I'll keep it dreamcore and pro-HHL.
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>>82547448
Welper you would get eaten alive in 1990s era USA high school. Not even joking. You would be bullied into oblivion.
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he did not complete his 40 day fast
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HHL time travelling back to 1994 to preach about White Genocide in an American High School just to get immediately ostracised and bullied into suicide.
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SHE'S SO LUCKY

SHE'S A STAR

https://youtu.be/4vvBAONkYwI?si=PJX4q2lBwRF0LKDA
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Fuck those who have signed on to humiliate me.

We'll see who is humiliated in the end.

I'm watching you pal x
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Be a shame if something happened to Britney x
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Israeli men are not happy with Britney

Keep me out of it Jake style x
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Must be brushing and washing her hair a lot being in a dry country. Look at that hair loss.
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>>82548184
Post your hair line, big man
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Let's stick a few immigrants in her home and see how long she stays on the left.
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The little brother of a middle class girl from school hadn't even seen a foreign person until he was 9 lmao
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>>82548307
What the fuck is that shoulder to hip ratio
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>>82548301
You can't compare male hairlines to females. There is no excuse for them. They don't get the baldness gene.
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>>82548336
She's not a very tall lass. Probably 5ft 2.
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AM GEDDIN IT TOMORRA
>AM GEDDIN IT TOMORRA
AM GEDDIN IT TOMORRA
>AM GEDDIN IT TOMORRA
It lush. Marks just gone and bought himself a nic new Apple Watch. It lovely. Good for SVT. By the way he's getting it tomorrow.
https://youtu.be/phhuImFd05U?si=36b5ozT2VuPEijLj
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>>82548340
Ive seen balding/bald women IRL
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>>82547533
Wiki sez he's alive thoeverbeit
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>>82548432
https://x.com/Monarch/status/1968794957998899654
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>>82548382
Cex getting a new apple watch ultra 3 on Sunday. Oh it LUSH and I mean LUSH
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>on busy bus
>female gets on and says would you mind letting me sit down
>I just stare at the creature to make her go away
>she just mutters some words and stands up

The fuck these females think they are making demands like that to a man? My bag is not going on the dirty floor. That the way it is. No one mess with me or I cause a scene. Stand the fuck up bitch. We equal now. No special treatment for you.
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>police woman approaches me on street on one of my bad days
>"are you ok, what's your name?"
>fuck giving my name out so she can do a check and get me arrested for her power trip against men
>not required to give my name to anyone
>just ignore her and stare at her like a psycho
>male officer says "you know it's rude not to reply to a woman"
>trying to bait me into saying misogynistic stuff
>just continue my silence and only keep my stare at the female pig
>they walk off
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>>82548482
Last time you've been on a bus?
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>>82548519
2009 I think. Back when they had them noisy small buses which angered the disability mongs.
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>white and brown police officers asks me questions
>only answer white man questions
>"is there a reason you don't want to answer my colleague?"
>tell him is it a crime to selectively only answer to one person
>"noo but it's rude"
>tell him to shut up pig, you serve me, no one will ever respect you
>tell him to jog on, lucky I'm not mentally ill enough to suffer the consequences of my actions
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120 parcels today, nearly 100 are small packet or postable though so should fit it all in. Wish it showed you the dimensions/weight, then I'd be able to estimate better before I go in, like the standards are usually boxes but sometimes they're just big packets from temu because of the weight, and sometimes the packets are actually boxes just misbanded, I usually judge it off the ratio of total drops to small packet+postable
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Vive cola, just as nice as pepsi or coke but cheaper. Making big saving I am
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Me and HHL making out on the disability toilet
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>>82548733
the only thing HHL has done in the disabled toilet is get swirlied by small children laughing at him
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Me CV is worthless
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Me life is worthless
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>>82548717
I know mate little Tory boys on here calling me grim for drinking it. It's not a bad substitute. Considering real coke is almost 5 fuckin quid for a 6 pack.
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>>82548717
>>82548800
For me it's professor peppy
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>>82548800
Any coke bought in cans is a ripoff. Most coke you can get more than a 6 pack for 2quid in a 2l bottle. Less on sale. Never buy canned cola or whatever, it's always worse value.

>>82548815
That's me favourite too but I stick to pepsi for my day-to-day drinking.
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big day of dog shit today
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>>82548825
>2l
Coca cola ain't done 2l bottles for years lad
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>>82548815
Cant drink professor peppy me it turns my piss a neon yellow color. Can't be good for the body that.
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miles cant be dead wtf nahh
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>>82548847
Most surprising thing to me is that he was born 1999. What is it with these zoomers and looking like they're 40
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>>82548855
I think being bald makes you look a lot older.
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>>82548847
Did the Taliban turn him into a Bacha bazi boy or something?
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>>82548869
Taliban Shipman gave him a lethal dose of glucose
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>>82548834
...Yeah they are? I walk past them all the time and buy some when they're like "2 for 3" in tesco.
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>>82548869
>>82548443
26 years old too, not right

His last stream:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCD1L9uiMRY
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>>82548912
Coke Zero is fucking wank mate. Full sugar or nothing.
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>>82548912
Diet and zero aren't real coca cola, doesn't count
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>>82548924
>>82548928
Ah right you lads want your teeth to fall out. Then fair enough.
Guess you gotta go Pepsi then as I'm pretty sure those full sugar ones are still 2l.

Either way I still reckon full sugar coke is cheaper in the bottles than the cans. Cans are a mental ripoff.
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>>82548951
Nah lad the real coca cola has been 1.75l for years, they do 1.25l as well, used to have 1.5l but not sure they do those now
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>>82548967
Then my lack of full sugar experience is the problem here, my b.
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>>82548977
It's alright mate, can't expect everyone to be a coca cola connoisseur
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You get the best coca cola from polski skleps, polski coca cola has 31g sugar per 250ml, we used to have 29g sugar in ours years ago but they dropped it to 27g
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>>82548982
And I'm also a filthy Pepsi lad too anyway.
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>>82549023
Pepsi rots your teeth lad, my auntie drinks her body weight in Pepsi Max every day, literally rotted her teeth, she spent thousands getting whatever done then went straight back to drinking Pepsi Max
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>>82544998
Yep and constantly. I like their old tunes. My brother showed me them in like 2018 and they're pretty meh since the English lefties got to them. It was basically all about Palestine.
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>>82549032
Your aunt is subhuman, sorry.
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>>82549032
Well I'm also the sugarfree lad so it's not an issue for me
Kinda funny though, I've drunk Pepsi Max or other sugarfree cola for my main source of hydration for over 10 years now. Like 2-3l of it a day. Only in the last year did I cut down.
Had my first dentist appointment since I was a kid recently, was just too lazy to ever bother so I'd not been checked in all those 10 years.
"No problems here mate, maybe get a hygiene appointment sometime and that's it"
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>>82549035
I only like this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgfWl6THOPU
Took it off my Spotify when I found out they support palestine though. Fuck gaza
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Dogberg on the rampage today, tried to attack a lab and two spaniels. Must've woken up on the wrong side of the bed.
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>>82548922
>03:49:00
>To be fair, when I was standing up talking to Morgan I did feel a tad dizzy. A tad dizzy. I wonder what that is.
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>>82549054
I fucking hate dogs desu
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>>82549092
Think Muslims have it right about dogs, any animal that has the ability to lick its own arsehole is dirty and disgusting. Little dogs have this gland up their arsehole that you have to take to the vets and pay to have them stick their fingers up there and squeeze this gunk out. Grim.
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Time to move on in life make changes and be a better me, me.
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Good wuttington just now
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Mature lasses and black fellas oh aye x
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White lasses and black lads corr
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watching those poverty documentaries, asbolutely grim. 32 year old single mum who looks 50 taking out 200% interest loans to pay for her bills GRIM

so glad im too much of an incel to ever reproduce and get trapped like that
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Who the fuck is Jimmy Kimmel and why should I give a shit if he's fired?
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>>82549180
Incredibly grim. Literally der untermenschen. Can't believe we put up with and actually incentivise these sorts of people to proliferate.
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>>82549180
WONGA!
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>>82549181
Another American TV mong that tells Americans their opinions on politics and culture, like the other twat who got cancelled
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Me? I don't take blood money
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Air Max trackie for me job interview
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>>82549193
i also absolutely hate the way they speak, no femininity at all, hair tied back in a tight ponytail, hoop earrings. what is wrong with these women
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>>82549181
>why should I give a shit if he's fired
Being cancelled for your views is shit, whichever end of the spectrum you are, but he was also an unfunny preachy cunt so it's not a big loss.
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had a nice night out with my pals yesterday. bit sleepy today aha x
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>>82549242
White string vest a bucket hat and adidas stripe trackie bottoms for a job interview.
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The wapu shall be wecuperating now x
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Woke up at 7 and now I'm tired again, going to go back to sleep. Why not.
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Belly button is starting to get sopping wet through again. I stick my finger inside it comes out all wet and smelly. Why does this keep happening?
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>>82549375
i cant go to job interviews, always embarass myself horribly
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Dick tangled in ceiling fan
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>>82549458
i'm usually fine once i'm in the interview proper, but its the shit like arriving and finding out where im meant to go and the introductions that make me spaghetti all over the fucking place
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>>82549446
>Why not
Should be looking for a job
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>>82549581
I can't sorry. 4 hidden disabilities. Would have worked all my life it it wasn't for them. For many it's misunderstood but for me I have to live with it. Didn't ask to be born.
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>>82549609
>hidden disabilities
No such thing
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>>82545712
I'm in a long term relationship, have regular sex and a career. Wageslavery is still miserable

The only benefit is money and being able to afford a house of your own
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>>82549313
I dunno, I kinda feel like the shoe has been on the other foot for a very, very long time. There are no principles in politics, you either win or lose and I'd prefer it if my friends won and my enemies lost. More I say.
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>>82549609
Four?! Damn, lad, I've only got three myself. What are your four? How can I hiddendisabilitymaxx harder?
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he playing roa-roa-roa-roa-roa-road to demascus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MO2P9tubq3o
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Google Engineer. PlayStation Technician, volunteers through the day, when it comes to bills he's good for the pay.
We ALL could learn a little bit from the SeasideCREED.
He battled the bookies and won. You can afford a items when you're not squandering it at the betting shops.
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Sadiq Khan started pronouncing Gaza as 'Harza' kek. You can take the paki out of the middle east, but you can't take the middle east out of the paki. He's not one of us and he doesn't even pretend to be lol.
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Just woke up on couch me. Fascists try to stop and sabotage my blood donations. I still goes. Few wuppas in me and a shower. Sober me up x

Fuck the lot of yas x
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My blood will save a life

What have you done

Fuck all x
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>>82550184
ickle baby
I've comforted two people leaving our mortal plane.
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>>82550160
if Biscoffs were on the BDS list, i'd still eat them.

i have my principles. i also have my exceptions.
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mind you, one or two of these with a coffee somewhere, just a nice treat. basically malted milk biscuits, you only get them in cafes, would be a bit sickly having more than two wouldn't it?

going out and buying them, now that they're some trendy thing? absolutely awful. they taste burnt.
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>>82550212
Caramelised biscuits are indeed on the list.
They have a lot of potential.
But still we remain loyal to the classics. The Custard Cream fulfils most of dreams whilst being accessible at a low price point, some of us even pray for the Bourbon Biscuit.
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>>82550189
Fair play x

We all have to make the world better in our own ways. Too many evil people out there nowadays. Capitalism corrupting souls. English people thinking they're in the Truman Show when in reality a rich Qatari is probably the main character. It overs x
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Knocking back this wuppa now

https://youtu.be/juVKpvYjb-8?si=vF2g6YIKpWiB_S0f
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>>82550170
You always fall asleep on the couch like a grandpa now when you're drinking. Getting old.
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why 'Chika' doesn't give blood donations?
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just saw one of my neighbours carrying about 10 unassembled cardboard boxes from her car to her flat, drop them off, then drive off again.

also checked her car and the colour is wrong (DVLA has 'Green Vauxhall', really more blue)

shall be making a note of this.
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looked a bit 'arty'. maybe in her 20s or 30s.

not judging art people, mind. just have a feeling those boxes aren't being used as boxes, if you catch my drift.
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>>82550261

Rather that than staying up all night sniffing shite. At least I'm okay now and ready to go for blood donation. If I was on packet last night I would be ill af in beddingtons right now whole day cancelled. Not about that life anymore.
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Might but new Sunderland hone shirt today. Fuck it. Better than giving it to the wrug wealers x
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>>82550092
He gives off strong nonce vibes though imo
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>>82550348
no he doesn't. in what sense does he give off 'strong nonce vibes'?

in my opinion, we should relegate this to actual nonces. you're cheapening nonce-accusations. false-nonce-accusers should be subject to de-ageing and fondling by genuine nonces, IMO.
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NIGGAS IFFY UH
WELPER GOT THE STIFFY UH
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Don't think you can donate blood when you're drunk
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>>82550546
vampires get drunk off tramps.
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>>82550546
You can't because the blood has to be clean and they won't risk taking blood from someone who has been drinking in case they do hard taking blood from a drunk.
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I was hoping for a 12+ hour doss session today, but need to be up early in the morning to help my mum with something.

Oh well, let's get to it, I suppose.
Songnotrel, just getting in the mood. LET'S GO!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka06pEYj5jE
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woke up with mad anxiety for some reason today lids
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>>82550638
>Songnotrel, just getting in the mood
Think you fucked up the link, mongy.
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Got my m85 czech army jacket for the winter.
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>>82550638
Me again, there's loads f decent clothing (or drip as the kids call it).
>>82550643
Ah yes, so I did. I won't correct it. That's a vid of a server I'm thinking of looking into. Also thinking I might start some PvP stuff, see how long it takes me to get bored of constantly being killed.
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Britfeel died with Eva6.
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>>82550664
Wasnt she a nonce nest character?
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>>82550664
With the proof of discord mongs trying to troll the thread, I think we can say the userbase broke it. Ego driven userbase.
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>>82550670
>she
Oh no.
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>>82550664
eva6 was actually an 'open access' thoughtform. project onto any sizeable dreamscape, you can host your own eva6 instance if you have the occupancy.
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HHL is worthless
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>>82550698
Well yeah, no shit mate.
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depressed lads. Keep seeing brown people outside.
Look, they're not wanted, okay?
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>flat inspection again next wednesday
why? wtf do they think im doing in here?
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>>82550703
Loads of wogs around mine now, not right, not right at all
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Elated lads. Keep seeing sexy brown women outside. Corr!
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>>82550717
>sexy brown women
Nonsense it's literally all ugly men
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HHL is cute
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>>82550717
Curry or chocolate? Got loads of them in my area and they are actually very decent ya know
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>>82550735
This is what the Nigerian nurses at his care home are saying about him. It lush x
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Imagine being in the emergency room after a horrific accident and you need a blood transfusion ASAP but they give you HHL's mong blood that's full of alcohol.
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idk how people give blood, how do you lose that much blood without passing out? id be on my arse before the bag thing is half full
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don't mind tea-coloured women tbqh.
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would you rather get HHL's or Shippy's blood?
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Really tired but the show must go on x
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Imagine if Unite the Kingdom just turned into one big uprising. What would they do? Lock up half a million?
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>>82550766
Would have to be very milky tea coloured desu
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>>82550904
this was Extinction Rebellion's whole thing
>"they can't lock up ALL of us!!!"
>some of them get locked up
>mostly go free
>twee middle-class organisers, in particular, are completely fine
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what big rallies/protests are scheduled tomorrow, then?
shit's like checking the weather now.
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Lock up all NEETs
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>>82550946
yes lock me up daddy i've been very naughty
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Just donated that blood me. Garn for a few jars nows x
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>>82550931
They didn't turn out in huge numbers. Most people hated them.
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Lock up everybody that's a virgin after 25. We need more british sprogs and if you refuse to do your part you need to be removed from society.
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>>82550978
yeah they were just an irritant, but in real life so are anti-immigration protestors.
goal is to get things changed, and i've lost any faith 'direct action' can do that.
maybe if you assassinated an archduke or something, but you won't.
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Don't know why anyone feels sad for that Charlie. I'm still upset for her.
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>>82550707
Get naked and do an eagle spread on the couch when the (((landlord))) arrives. That will make them think twice about coming over.
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>>82551024
>yeah they were just an irritant, but in real life so are anti-immigration protestors.

This

Blocking roads (its not like the dosser junkies need to be anywhere) then smashing bottles everywhere and burning bins of the local shops, pair that with all the kids who treat it as a night out and its flat out fucking retarded

Council just leave the mess so there is now multiple melted bins/trolleys suck to the roads which you need to avoid or your tyres are fucked
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>simping over a dead girl
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>>82551062
Like i said, give it a week and its old news
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>>82551062
Who is that? And why do you keep posting the same woman over and over you little spastic.
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>>82551068
Ruthmong is that deprived of the touch of a woman he is obsessing over dead women now. Really creepy and weird. In a few years you will see a shoeless mong grave digging corpses at the local cemetery on the news at 10
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>>82551068
It's worse to watch her bleed out than ACK man.

>>82551077
Shame really. I'll always remember her.

>>82551078
She was slashed in the neck by a black on a train randomly. Died within minutes. Go watch the video.
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We all donate bloods in life x
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waitin fort' air to dry then off tu't barbers, then m and s for some scranlingtons, may pick up gfberg flowers. Notepad currently spamming 'mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm' in order to keep me online on teams oh aye the wagie life
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>>82551112
Never donate blood me. Couldn't care less about normies. Would not accept blood either. Rather just die.
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>>82551078
Remember that if she was ugly he wouldn't give a flying fuck.
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Ruthmong whats your opinion on anal sex?
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>>82551100
>Go watch the video
No I fucking won't you little sick weirdo. Why do you keep shilling this here? Fuck off.
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Think my neighbour has offed himself or something bad has happened. Coppers at the door asking if i'd heard anything and a couple of people i think are his relatives sitting in a car and van outside. He was a certified schizophrenic who'd been here three odd years and only started saying hello a few months back. I tried to get the coppers to tell me but they just said "an incident"
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>>82551136
I have no experience of any sex activities.
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>>82551129
I probably wouldn't save 50+ photos of her but I'd still be pissed off to be honest. Without the video I guess she'd be forgotten.
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>>82551150
Why do schizophrenics suicide so often :c
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>>82551140
You should though. It's brutal reality. Makes you think and want change. No woman should die this way.
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>No woman should die this way
Telling.
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>HHL has self-harm scars

well. now i feel sad.
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Mum getting fast food tonight. Personally wouldn't pay the price of a McDonald's meal but she doesn't mind. I'm NEET anyway with no bennies.
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If I was Ruthmong's father I would just stop feeding him and keep no food in the house. Eventually he will get so hungry that he'll leave the house and then I'd change the locks.
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>>82551177
idk if he is dead, it's been really quiet here, he would usually dissapear for several days, I think he would stay with his mum, his brother was a prick the one time i met him. Anyway, i was thinking, hmm, haven't seen "x" around for a while or heard him, he was one of those door slammer types, oblivious to other people. A few years ago he did threaten to kill everyone in the block and set our bodies on fire, so there's that, maybe he got well enough to make a moral descision not to threaten people or even, act on his delusions and offed himself.
Very sad if he's done that.
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>>82551177
Gee I wonder why. Right mystery that.
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>>82551203
If your mother can afford to buy McDonald's why doesn't she buy you a pair of shoes?
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>>82551207
I'd camp out in the front road in front of all the neighbours they get on with. They'd soon let me back in like that one time when I was 18.
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>>82551230
Magdolands
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>>82551230
Wouldn't be much point anyway. There's no where to go really. Impossible to get a job these days (long-term unemployed).
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>>82551240
I wouldn't desu
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>>82551200
That pic is not HHL
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>>82551258
You know Ruthmong. You are lucky your parents are rich enough to support you. And you aren't at the mercy of the DWP. Think yourself as blessed in life.
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>>82551278
he's been going on about giving bloods for days though. pretty sure that's him.
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>>82551294
Not sure being perhaps one of the biggest retards in this country is much of a blessing for the degenerate waste of space.
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>>82551294
I want to leech from the hateful government. I really do. They give the money to single mums and immigrants.
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>>82551297
Do you think they let you give blood when you have alcohol in your blood? I'm pretty sure they check beforehand.
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>>82551299
He doesn't have to work nor does he have to worry about the government's hand of death hovering over him taking his bennies whenever they choose. I would consider that as blessed.
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Purchased this game inspired by that lad who played it a while ago. I'm that depressed I haven't even plugged it into my gameboy yet to see if it works. Fucking hell.
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>>82551317
they just take your word for it. again, homosexuals cannot give blood. there is nothing stopping a homosexual from simply saying, 'me? straight as an arrow.'
yeah the perfect solution would be to test all blood, but they can't.
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>>82551327
cor. i never went back to it tbqh. as far as i'm concerned, PRIK is stuck in that first town forever.
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>>82551343
They make you watch gay porn to see if you get aroused
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Do people complain about pubs existing?
Why ban weed?
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I can't fly the WIG by myself
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Kebab tonight. Don't mind if I do.
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We just leaving the thread unfinished then
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Went home
Mama cried
Asked why?
Lord Miles died



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