Maria edition
I love that you see me in everyone, everywhere, everything. E>
S.,Stepping inside the shower without you is a lesson in contrast. I feel so much steadier when I can just press my bum up against you as a sort of kickstand when my eyes are closed with shampoo bubbles everywhere. Everything's... softer, with you. Warmth melts borders of your skin and mine. Like something smoother than smooth but like someone cranked the tangibility of every good feeling in sight up to eleven. I want to pour it all out to you every time I count my blessings. But at the same time, I need to make sure to partition everything there is to gush so you never go long without consistent assurance of my being madly in love with you.
Page ten save I guess
Lots to say, but I'll leave it atI love you
Thank fucking Christ he left it there
>>82572884common in trauma victims
Hopefully whoever this asshat from the last letter thread who flipped out linked in my post below figures his shit out and fucks off >>82572066
>>82575346You mean her? Yeah, you ran the bitch off. Back to English school for her. Well done taking out the narc trash from the thread for us, Mike
Whoever it is, they were not communicating in a healthy way. The medium does not help, I do better with voice, but they were not kind and instead mocking and accusatory. There really was not advice, it felt only a guise of advice to instead berate.
Taking a fat shit in Walgreens. LOL maybe don't fuck up the scripts so often and this wouldn't happen!! Then getting this Domino's pizzer. Feeling good.
>>82575470>Whoever it is, they were not communicating in a healthy way.No, they weren't. You could tell immediately that they were even pretending to be nice and kind. But their true colours came out as they could not help but to try to get their jabs in on you. Thanks for standing up to them.
I went looking through my counties missing people list and it's quiet a number of people in short time. Young adults 18-26 who just disappear but I wonder how many are just suicides rather than nefarious acts?
>>82572877Look at me now, got so into this philosophy of the outsider, doesn't make me as happy as I thought, I wonder what you would think about it, you'll probably love me still, so unconditional, so genuine, not the best luck from your part but eh, that's how god works and be sure that you'll be in my mind forever
I AM NORMALI AM NORMAL I AM NOT AN ABOIDANT FAGGOT IT AM NORMAL I DO NOT AVOID I DO NOTAVOID I AM NORMAL I AM NKRMAL AND WELL ADJUSTED U AM NORMALI DO NOT PUSH PEOPLE AWAYI CREATE A HEALTHY ENVIRONMENT FOR RELATIONSHIPS TO FLOURISH AND FLOURISH AND ECTIM NOT A FAGGOTTTTTTTI AM APROACHABLE AND COMUNICATIVEI WOULD NEVER EVER HOLD IN A THOUGHT FOR YEARSSSSSSSI WOULD NEVER BOTTLE ANYTHING UPI AM NORMAL AND LIKE EVERYONE ELSEI DO NOT LIE I CANNOT LIEI WAS AND AM AN ANGEL
All the single ladies that want me are autistics, downs, personality disorder holders, but I can't keep anorexics happy. Of course I have to be a magnet for losers! I wish I wanted any of them then it would be a miracle. Ford worker girl no, sex worker girl yes. Oh I am Indian. I am still wishing for the miracle... i guess I will always want the forbidden fruit too
Dear G,I met you at a fairly stable point in my life and I'm sorry for the way I treated you because if it was now I had an excuse.I remember your shy smile and I couldn't believe my eyes because I never had a girl like me the way you did. My brain couldn't handle it so I did what I did naturally and push you away. Every. Single. Time after I did that to you I repeated the cycle with every girl who showed me appreciation because I can't stop running. But from what? Myself? My own flaws? My psychology is not yet defined but the feeling never stops. I must run from what likes me because I hate myself
>>82575718You are an avoidant foid that ruined everything because you didn't know how to use your words and speak up. It is partially my fault for not taking control and forcing things but you probably wouldn't have liked that anyway. You must have hated me the entire time to end it the way you did and lying for so long. You ruined my life and any chance I ever had of trusting a partner again.
>>82575512I appreciate your perspective. That helps me a lot. Thank you.
>>82572877Dear K,I don't know how to let go of you. I don't want to think about you for the rest of my life but I just can't seem to stop thinking about you
>>82575409I don't know why you say it's a girl either, unless you want me to think it is one for some reason.
.. because he's making fun of you . retard
Fuck Maria, I hate her
Dick up your ass, Maria
Alyssa C,Fuck you. My former friend was obsessed with you to the point of leaving me out of activities while they spent time with you and your friends.
Making love to Maria while knowing how upset Mike would be about it would make the sex so much hotter. Just thinking about how obsessed he is with the girl you're inside of and she's wanting you .. that taps into something primal
>>82575844Dear EThanks for everything. The whole situation was tainted from the start and I don't have what it takes to make things right. Yes, I was very pushy, I couldn't help it. I have practically zero experience and that's what my instincts lead me to do. Thanks to you I matured a fair bit and I will remember that. Thanks to you I was happy, for however briefly. I will remember you. Have a good life.
hi new to letter threads, you guys acktually think your person is in here? Lol
>>82576409Nah, old threads used to say something along the lines of "write a letter to someone who will never read it"
>>82576409The darling I'm crushing on literally posted last thread. Gotta get that tantalizing glimpse every now and again
>>82576496i'm sure that's true, mike
>>82576528Hey though, at least -- unlike Michael -- I don't got no delusions about her being interested. She isn't even aware of me and I don't interact with her. It's just an admiration at a distance kind of thing. Harmless (or at least I tell me). Totally not a Michael situation at all. Totally not
I mean, besides the fact that it's a blank canvas anima subconscious projection through which the promise of romantic fulfillment remedies all my deeply held traumas and is the key to The Completion that can only be found from working on yourself but ain't nobody got time for that nonsense ..
Besides that it's not even remotely similar
>>82575477i hope you enjoyed your poopfinger pizza
li take back what i said. i dont know what im doing or why i thought maybe you changed your mind. i feel so dumb.k
>>82575718There was a time when I used to be even more in denial than you. I'm glad it's gone. I'm avoidant and I'm an extremely toxic person for relationships. It's an aspect of myself I have to accept if I want to change it.
>>82576732I mowed the hell out of it with my other monster. It was good.
>>82575718>>82575882It's bizarre how I could see my previous girl writing this and me responding the same word-for-word way, down to the admittance of my perceived mistakes
Literally all because some stupid bitch from a DQ told people to stalk youI hope her uncle got her again
Dear K,Some old friends reached out to me, but I risk relapsing on worse if I hang out. All I do is sit around smoking cigs and drinking coffee now anyway. Shitass overnight job. I don't eat. Does it matter? If I go start shooting up and od out on the street somewhere, in 100 years will it have mattered any more than if I had tried to have a normal life after you? How can I trust that every partner doesn't secretly resent me now? I was satisfied but still miserable due to not just accepting the past and myself. Always had this feeling of impending doom so I had to do stuff asap in case something happened. Twisted myself into someone disgusting not letting go of old habits. I wish I had been more vulnerable about my particular insecurities, got help and sobered up. It's too late now. It sucks to get over everything from the past at the cost of everything at the present. I spent 2 years wallowing in the past instead of accepting life was really good with you and it was all on me. I am that degen I said I was in the beginning, I don't know what I was there at the end. Some true, some just fucking with you. My life with just you and your family was all I ever wanted, I wish I had embraced it more and saw myself as the man you did. So much of me has died since we split. I know it won't get better with time, just a dulling void that grows bigger. I'd rather spend the rest of my life alone than override those memories with more shitty dating. Dating sucked before you and I'm just not interested in it now after that. How can I trust anyone after you anyway. Canceled all meetups I've put together, can't even do casual anymore, feels disgusting and uninteresting.
Elizabeth D,I am so glad that I fucked you in your prime.
>>82577310No more making elaborate but half assed plans after this, even if not half assed they never pan out. The best thing that ever happened to me (you) was completely unplanned and unexpected. It's just making the right choices as things come up and play out. I talked to the person I used to despise most and made one final "plan" for something that will help give me some sense of accomplishment and identity for a good length of time, if I don't completely relapse between now and then. Huge if. It's only a step 1 and I am not thinking anything beyond that. Another insane chapter in my life. I don't think I'll ever be able to get to that step 1 unless I leave here completely in all forms though. I know you are here. I saw you named in a thread yesterday so I know you are here in some capacity. I just really need to leave. If you read this, I still love you. I have a seen a few larps as me on here as well in the last week or so, either you are getting fucked with or maybe you are in on the joke. I'm not here anymore after this post, you will be arguing with a ghost. Maybe someday you will contact me or maybe I will die never hearing from you again. I feel like I deserve both. I was cruel and unhinged at the end but I also truly loved you and you said you knew that in one of the last in person convos we had. I wonder if you really did. I don't hate you, I never did for one second. I still care you and worry about you, even if I shouldn't. I miss your presence dearly, even if I shouldn't. You've broken me now in a way I never saw coming. I would give anything to hear your voice right now. I hope things work out for us, but however things go is the way it was meant to be right? Or is that just a cope for personal failings? I wish I knew. Goodbye.-J
What if Mike is actually Shadow the Hedgehog and this is all some sort of code ?
its been four years since you changed my whole life. i am you, you knew that. was it on purpose?
>>82577426No Szs
You are me in all of the best ways. That's what I saw in you that I loved so much. I just needed to put the grass down and smell reality for a little while. I remember everything we said and talked about, from beginning to end. All of it. I still feel that.
>>82577423We'd need another equally autistic anon poster autistically inclined enough to make his very own hedgehog oc. he'd have to be evil enough to defeat mike thoughbeit What would the code be? Some sort of yearning rodent fox vying pine call? A call for what THOUGH? Big gay colton grindr cock? Hmm
>>82577461what is szs please dont
>>82577589He wants back Maria after she was killed. He lies about her being Latina.
Dear KDon't go thinking I'm writing you letters. I know what your opinion of me is and I am very well aware you want me to leave you the fuck alone.Another J
K,You are now the third K with a letter of this thread. Bet you like that you cross burning piece o
>>82577426>>82577545Seeing the best of me in you is also where a lot of the shame came from. I knew I could be better. Seeing you upset and down made me feel so fucking terrible, but I just closed in and kept it to myself. Get high and forget about it, maybe you will too. I'm sorry I made you feel so bad and maybe even unwanted. It wasn't the case.
got mac cheese in the ov lads
Kicking all the white people out of your intended fiefdoms is gonna win hearts, let me tell you.
>>82577887i was the its been 4 years anon idk wtf the rest this stuff is... confusing:/
The K era has begun
Look at all this faggotry and larping.
Yeah I know it's great isn't it? The motherfucking circus is back in town boys
Dear A, I'm so sorry I did that, you made me feel like a man and I never realized what I was doing. I felt hurt for the wrong reasons and lashed out because I was projecting my insecurities onto you. Please, if you can't forgive me, make it as painless as possible but I know I don't deserve it.
>>82572877S, I have no right to judge you, but it hurts me to see you ask people to degrade you. If you like it, then you do you.
>>82578422i dont like it idk
>>82577545Then add me on discord Maria
>>82578455I see, I hope you're able to work through any issues you have. You are a great artist and the world should see more of your art.
>>82578422Feel the same. Saw that thread. The only advice I can give on that is the more you do towards feeling better about yourself the less you'll desire to do that. That, and you don't have to be defined by that kind of stuff.
To the practitioners of the occult that reside herePlease stop sending me warmth. It's hot enough as it is and I say this as someone that loves hot weather. If you want to thank me talk to me or something.Thanks
Dear femoid girls.I love you and want to kiss youLet's get married and go to Rural Russia and start a new life in the wilderness
>>82577915sshh no one spook the wild /britfag/ that wandered into our field to graze
>>82578672what art? what are you talking about?>>82578717what thread?
>>82579457You're likely not the person I was writing to. I still hope that you're able to resolve any issues you have.
H.***k,I just realized I haven't talked to you since the move. I see you on social media, obviously, so I know you're doing alright. And I would want to be exploring it up morning noon and night if I were you. But I'll havta get some firsthand accounts soon.A few weeks ago one of the shops on Main closed; I found a little hand-carved black bamboo spoon in there that reminded me of our day out together with everyone before you left, when we got ice cream at the end and we used our tiny sample spoons to eat it just for funsies. I figured it would fit in an envelope well so I could send you some mail. Maybe I'll make some autumn leaf confetti too so you can have a piece of a 3rd season, and home! Well, this is good practice.Stop being so accident-prone!But also have all the fun you can!!!Love you broM*y***
To my wife:Honey you know I meant to love you well with total acceptance for whatever your "flaws" are (I rather call em quirks). A love that lets you be who you are filled with respect and mutual understanding. I can't describe how much I loved you. It was an instant endorphin high everytime I watched new pictures of you. Then rehab happen. Heard some crazy rumors. Paranoia didn't help at all. I wish I was the man you desire, maybe do cute things with you like hugging, lay in bed and talk about anything, as long as I'm with you. The honeymoon period will never be over, I promise. I'd like to do lewd things to you or course, like caress your body, grab you by your tiny waist while... Well I guess you get what I mean. I love you.A:I'm feeling loved and blessed at this very instant, so take everything I say with caution because I can change how I feel about you in a few seconds.I kinda of miss what we could have done, you taught me one thing or two and reading your chats was fun until I heard your voice, it popped my bubble, I just knew there's no way we were on the same boat, with your gay and sophisticated accent. Kinda like a customer service voice lol I still think you and I can make a band... You are the only drummer I know after all and I listened to this other guy on your city who is a mad genius at playing the keys. Ah, if only I had moved out when everything crumbled down and become your roomie over there. I spoke to you last night imagining we were on the same apartment. You still blow my mind dude like I can't comprehend how there are people like you. You are a one of its kind person in my life. Sadly we stopped talking. I guess you are too focused on LGBT topics that an heterosexual man like myself is boring (can't blame you I'm really dull, dumb and trashy). Hope you are okay bro.K:I never totally did get you. I'm just butthurt I helped you multiple times with music downloads and never even once did you treat me like a real man.
Maria this sounds like you talking to me. So I'm going to respond. I would appreciate if you send these things to me directly. >>82577426Remember all the times we found that we are the exactly the same? Our life completely changed when we found each other. I believe there is a purpose and it is each other. >>82577545I agree we see the best in each other and even the bad things we are the same. I know we can grow together. I know we can learn together. That means a lot to me that you remember everything from beginning to end with me That you still feel all of it. I remember everything and feel all of it too. ThatDoesn't go away. >>82577887We see the best in each other and we know what to do to move forward. We can either make something a big deal and difficult to move through or we can recognize it as a simple action, a simple step forward. It's easy as long as you just pull the trigger and do it. Hearing how you felt in response to what was going on means so much to me. All I needed at the time was for you to tell me that you cared about me and still loved me. I made mistakes too. I thought sick feeling like I I knew exactly how to help you but because you would not communicate with me I was unable to do it. All I could do is watch you get more and more mentally unhealthy. I also battled my issues and went through a large period of mental growth.There's so much I want to say, there's so much I want to hear. To be honest I'd be happy just sitting next to you not saying a thing and just loving each other again. II know what to do to move forward with us, can you recognize it too? >>82577887At the time it wasn't the case, but then you dated someone else. How could I not feel unwanted and hurt by that? I would like to let that go and start from our Saturday forward. Be there for each other just as we were before, but in a much more balanced and healthy way because we both have learned and grown through this time.
So Maria, I am asking for three steps forward to restore our direct lines of communication. 3 simple steps that'll only take you a minute. Just pull the trigger and do it, don't let it build into a wall. 1. Add me on discord2. Add me on insta 3. Text me
The only other thing is you should be cautious because the larper ass hat is making threats to influence your emotions. This thread for instance >>82580556The thread is only to try to twist perceivement of me, but I know you are stronger than that and know me and remember me for me. That I truly do love you and I stayed for you because of who we are to each other. The enemy is just projecting and attempting to twist things to hurt us.I know you are stronger than that and I can trust our connection is stronger than anything he can try to hurt us with. Never allow your eyes to stray, return them to me in any time of doubt, if you need reassurance I'll give you that. If you need to cry, you can cry in my arms. I love you MariaI'm so proud of you for ignoring him and his bullshit
>>82580907One day your weird stalkery behavior will get made public in court and you'll probably kill yourself for real out of shame.
>>82581224You can project your personal issues all you want but that doesn't make them mine in any capacity. I am pretty sure I just replied to Maria who wrote letters to me here. So how about you mind your own business and respect personal boundaries and not chase me around this thread responding to every one of my posts with weird accusations, threats, projections, basically negative bullshit that you deal with in your daily life that has no reason to make me have to deal with your shit.
123 Swimming feels so fucking goodsupported, cared for, and loved. M'LOVERhttps://youtu.be/tJy2R31xpl8?si=YheXrI7RjkMCvVS_HEY BIG STARhttps://youtu.be/nau9z_YiGJA?si=ppR1THOMSQvt4YpCSAY YEAHhttps://youtu.be/DNCKIautZzQ?si=9n7hMGn0HkPPwWQK
i am going to eat sandwich
>>82581224Every one of these threads are likely being archived as we speak, they're going to use it in court to either lock this weirdo up on a mental facility or at the very least get a restraining order.
>>82582857It really is incredible how obsessive You are over me constantly responding to me despite me asking you to not talk to me. I Asked you several times to respect boundaries but you can't seem to do that. I'm not sure what your problem is. Seems like you're jealous of me, and have major insecurity issues constantly projecting your own mental health issues and narcissistic tendencies and attempt to recoup from your spineless pathetic behavior. Attach below is a link to the post where I asked you over five times to fuck off but you couldn't seem to respect boundaries and kept chasing me.>>82575346I imagine there's other people in your life that you constantly chase and bother and don't respect their personal space. I deal with your obsessive narcissistic chasing enough here, I can't imagine what would be like having to live with that. I feel sorry for anyone else that is involved in your life at this point.
10 steps forward, 0 steps back
>>82575945Go to her and hate fuck her
Dear A/"Eli"I hope that my absence at course hasn't brought any alarm. I'm taking a well needed mental health break. Mainly so i can stop using pot habitually, get my sleep schedule back to normal, start eating healthily again and possibly start moving toward things I'd rather be doing with my spare time. It'd be nice to get to know the others at the course. They seem like alright people, similar intrests and all that. After my pot got spiked, those 4 seemed like reality was actually warped. I know I was being stalked. I know that certain people were actually watching. That was incredibly stressful, not to mention traumatizing. I worked out it wasnt meth in my weed, it was GHBMDMA, "the bro" clued me into the effects. It still trips as a positive for meth, even if it wasnt. The method of administration has something to do with it. weed, GHBMDMA, bong leads to drug induced psychosis. Fortunately for me none of those are necessarily chemically addictive. I've thrown away my bong, I still smoke cigs. But cut down heavily. I checked into a GP. I paid my ambulance bills. I've picked up my prescription. And I'll be back, doing more hours at course on mondays and Tuesdays. I'd never want to worry you or anything, I'm not a, split personality schizo, or a crackhead or a stalker or a pedo. Yeah i post here to the void and anons. I love mike on here, he's the best, and someone has made threads to abuse this guy. If it's jhonny then he seriously is a fucking loser and you should ditch him. I'd btfo the guy if I knew I wouldn't get arrested. Its not your job to nurse me back to health. I have to take some responsibility and stop being so miserable. Maybe one day you'll have the courage to stop being so timid. I should never have slid into my old skin infront of everyone. Now they only see a basilisk full of venom. Their words like an acid, corroded my walls now everything feels raw. Like a live wire, un-insulated, raw copper full of electricity. I'd still love you.J.
Dear COn a personal level I think you are a pretty decent guy.On a professional level though, I can tell I am not going to like you very much. I have 10+ years of experience, and have been managing just fine for the past year. I do not need you micromanaging me as if I can't do my job. You just arrived, and your previous job while respectable is completely different than handling multiple manufacturing branches.I don't need to CC you on every email I send or forward every email I get to you. Because of your lack of tact, OPs now believe they can report to you anytime I tell them not to lock the storm shelter, store oxidizers on cardboard, or whatever other stupid thing they decide to do because "I can't tell them what to do" even though it is my job to manage safety.A smart guy learns from their mistakes. A wise man learns from other people's mistakes. A fool only learns from experience, and I can already tell you only learn things the hard way.I want to like you but I already know you are going to make me hate you. Leave me the fuck alone and let me work. You don't know how much I have done so far. I promised Nick I would help these guys, and Im not going to let you get in my way.
>>82578234The boys are back in town the boys are back in town the boys are back in town
>>82583998You should have posed that figure in the "absolute kino" pose to really freak me out, great job tho, well done. These suspiciously specific stories hit different while being sober so I'm not freaking out but see this as another clue of what's been happening for a while now and I know now that I wasn't just going crazy. Some of you guys were a bit too on-the-nose or a bit too eager to drop hints tho.
I might self harm todayI hate myself and nobody cares about my abandonment by my wife
>>82582910lol ok, forgot your meds there buddy
I'm really enjoying my automatic steamer right now. It's the perfect machine to make healthy, simple foods with minimal ingredients while being hands-off beside putting the ingredients in it and choosing a time they should be steam cooked. Currently cooking some Kohlrabi, sweet potato and some Hokkaido pumpkin in the steamer and sous vide cooking some white meat to go with it.Yum~. It's kind of crazy how complicated some dishes are while such a minimal meal with just salt and pepper tastes pretty good while minimizing the risk of getting the stomach upset from the tons of ingredients in highly processed foods.
>>82586094I was just having this thought. Ebb will lead to flow. Trust and know.I'm in the garage today. Timeline and all.
>>82586369I'm not a conspiracy theorist but did you know that the German Kohlrabi is spelled the same in English?!?! Don...don...dooooooon!They taste so good with just a pinch of salt after being steamed. Yum! I feel kind of silly having spent quite some time making elaborate dishes which took hours to make when I can just steam some random veggies and enjoy them with just minimal use of spices/salt. I guess this is even healthier due to the oil/fat free preparation.
haven't even been living together a full month and r9k ebf has already gotten me pregnant despite being on the pill ;w;
OI miss you. We could've learned a lot together. I know you obsesses over me and your friend talked about you behind your back in the coffe shop. I hope i will catch a glimpse of you this year. I think i love you, with your flaws and everything. I forgive you. I know you wont reach out because you fear, me too. We need to bump each other irl. A
lambchops for dinner. i'm feeling it.
To a certain practitioner of the occult (I assume you are)You're actually alright when you're not fixated in revenge mode. I wasn't expecting your help. I appreciate it.
>>82586553failed trips. that is no good'grats thoughbeit
>>82588011checked. thank you :)
B, You're different than you used to be. I remember going to your house and playing mario party on the gamecube and eating cold pizza at 2am because we were still up. I remember going to a bunch of different game stores and being excited to get a new copy of the cheat code manuals. I remember hanging out during the summer back in high school, and driving around in our new cars, chatting for hours late into the night playing gta. I remember when it was fun to hang out. It's not anymore, sometimes. You changed in college. I don't know when exactly, but you're not the same as you used to be. I mean, I'm probably not the same either but it feels really off. You take everything so personal, like every single thing to ever happen in the world is a personal attack against you. You crash out at the slightest inconvenience and think everything's either racist, homophobic, or oppressive in some way. When we disagree you refuse to listen and yell at us over the mic, it's not fun anymore, but I don't want to give up on a 20 year friendship. I just want my friend back. -J
lto stop talking to me for that reason is totally valid, but i wish you at least gave me an opportunity to respond. maybe we couldve discussed it. i really enjoyed the short time we did spend talking to one another. if you ever think about reaching out, please do not hesitate.k
Fun Mike story:Mike's mom made him move out (at 35) because she found his Bad Dragon dildo. It was a big purple horse cock with sparkles on it, and it was still covered in poop when she found it.In the same drawer where she found it, there was also lots of women's lingerie and a penis pump.
ok im stopping it all im good now sorry
>>82587908Huh... Hello. Yes, I like to think so, as well.
Thank you, practicioner of the occult. Or rather, the holy. You also believe in Christ and the Eternal Father and that is good. I really appreciate you when you behave like a friend should for it to actually mean friendship. Today I went out on the square, thinking I would spend a good birthday (yes. Today is my birthday. A victory would be nice, if it's yours or mine it doesn't matter) but nobody was there. I took a long walk, been to the square next to the church close to home. I got beers from the pizza place and I mentioned to the cashier I was spending my birthday alone but beer would keep me company. I told her it wasn't the first time and it wouldn't be it. The cashier, an old woman, possibly one that was really cute 30 years ago, told me "God bless you". I got back to the square. As I got in the square I've seen two grills and didn't even think of talking with them. I went to the [redacted] and nobody was there. Sono went back to the square and I thought of talking with the grills. Seconds later my friends called me. We had a bit of fun, but the night is just getting started. I wish you were here, you would have fun with my friends. They would teach you about street smarts better than I could since they are actual townsmen, not a fucking nerd that larps as a shepherd because he thinks it's funny.Another J. I'm nnot the one that sent a letter to Eli earlier in this thread. I don't want to to talk about her for her own privacy. Yes I know her. Not as much as I would like to. I know you know her too and that's okay. Technically you didn't do anything wrong. Practically too.Julian
>>82587908It is spiritually "illegal" -- not to mention schizo -- to claim energy by giving thanks for something that was not done or done for the sake of you. Nice instant nullification of whatever good fortune you perceived, goober. May have been giving away your own power as offering to whomstever you thought responsible, additionallybeit. Oof.
>>82589897AHAHAHAHAHAHA. Of *course* it's Julian. Oh yeah, NO doubt you're hemorrhaging premature enerjac like the manasimp you are.
You just know his keyboard is steaming just like the shit in his diaper as he's typing up the incoming melty
WOW. And I just noticed the post number was 97 --- wasn't paying attention to digitlet numbers. Now I feel bad for the jab encoded in the 79 cryptics . . .
I shouldn't though. That's just my good faith getting in the way. But it always has been hard to accept the universe scream-confirming shitter irredeemability in my face.
Dear oldfags,Today i went looking for you all. I couldnt find any real reboots of the old kageshi or tinychats. I couldnt find an omegle with r9k tags equivalents. There was nowhere to find you all. So i guess this is my best shot. We were all abusive to eachother but we all head a common thread that i find very rare in daily life: a deep deep sensitivity. So easily hurt by the world and a mournful contemplation shrouded lifestyle. At least that was my experience. I really did love all of you and my life was changed forever from you all. Spaft, Clerisu, John, winter, wine, lister, owle, the list goes on. If youve found what you were looking for, im proud of you.If youre still looking, the answer lies in hardwork. Do not stall.Things are changing for me soon. In huge ways. Ill be fading off of the online world as i cannot contend with the state of things. I cant contribute to the chaos anymore. Im going somewhere else now. Chop water build wood or something like that. Im happy now.Take care of yourself and get plenty of rest.
queueing up an automated post doesnt obscure shit jackass
>>82589897>They would teach you about street smarts better than I could since they are actual townsmen, not a fucking nerd that larps as a shepherd because he thinks it's funny. Who are you referring to? Yourself? I need less street instincts and more domestic ones. I'm good.
>>82588312>>82590495>>82589252>>(That >>mess>>there)You're neither slick nor successful. To refer to what has always been as inevitable is redundant and inaccurate. You're only cutting yourself off from the same joy by wasting time trying to steal it from us.
>>82590675Yeah, take THAT, Colton. You're really wasting your time by minding your own business posting threads relevant to your individual life and interests in a den of schizos, solipsists, shitters, and narcs.
Skullfuck her!
poor oersted...
That's what happens when you spend it all in one place, I guess.
Busy day. All day in the garage. Body aches but feels good. Here is one of the finished cable/power cabinets I built of 3
>>82590290I don't think I happen to know you... who are you again?
>>82591841The door slides open like a drawer and the whole thing is mounted vertically on a pole that I still have to attach
I also mounted all the overhead lighting, and top three monitors.
>>82591855not beating the dragon dildo allegations with that juicy tentacle on the display
I also chop down a electronic standing desk two dimensionally fit and mounted a pneumatic standing desk on top of it to create automatic raised shelving to be overhead the 32-in Android touch screen and create mounting points for side monitors and back storage
>>82590231If it wasn't the practitioner of the occult I am thinking of, then who was it? My bad for breaking rules, I don't know how the occult works myself.
five days remain
>>82591842>>82591950Someone you could have called a friend. Could.
>>82591904That is actually my mic streaming setup and audio recording station for work with teleprompter mounted
Here is the teleprompter
>>82592049See, I knew I was right. Thank you Norse.
Body is tired. I'm going to shower to get all the metal and wood shavings off me, blast hot water and then I'll hop in the massage chair for a bit. I think I'll stream for an hour or two after that to relax before passing the fuck out and starting again tomorrow
I think tomorrow I'm going to go hiking through the woods to the scenic overpass and building a campfire and roast some hot dogs or if I bring my camping cookout kit I can make burgers for lunch. Read a book for a bit and then head back home to continue my projects.
>>82592178Overview, not overpass. Gorgeous up there.
>>82592145letter thread isnt your fucking blog shut the fuck up and fag off to tumblr you gay wistful failed normie faggot youre not even interesting either youre an inconsiderate self obsessed unbearable homosexual that treats this as a dumping ground for every single fleeting thought you have. let us know when youve fucked some hot fit barely legal bitches with huuuge tits and keep the rest to yourself, fucking loser
Me? I'll take a chance on something https://youtu.be/8BeBQsSCl6A?si=LulEBUW7JoyyHhxx
>>82592215calm down onions golem mike knows better than to engage with non maria posts
>>82592220This this and this!^^^^ Letter thread needs more of this!
>>82592054see how easy it is to roll with the banter instead of going for throat instantaneously big guy
Dear whoeverDirect communication is probably for the best, as the sheer amount of vagueposters ive met IRL has grown to a comedic extent. If you think im a creep and want me to fuck off then im way ahead of you, if its about an asset(that i got permission to use because i wanted to prevent shit like this from becoming an issue) just send a CD if you can't stomach the thought of saying "hey i changed my mind don't use that asset." to me directly. But given how we even became acquainted to begin with, ive probably always been a rube and you someone who unfortunately is not a nigerian princeim no stalker and i respect peoples boundries.
>>82592220Thank you for putting it nice and concise im know to drag on, often.
>>82592215not the worst attempt at emulating me youve done ig
>>82592215You're jealousy and pretty shitty attitude, judgmental and mocking because of your insecurities, as well as intrusive and negative comments with no respect for personal boundaries is reason enough to dislike you and to detest hearing your voice. No wonder others avoid you to pursue their own things away from you. It shows that everything that happens happens for a reason and you can flip out and throw a childish tantrum all you want, it just reflects negatively on you. Us adults are enjoying life, building and growing. It really is wonderful and I'm so thankful for it.
>>82592227And here's the tantrum as he makes a fake Mike trip. What a childish little bitch lol
mikes flaw isnt that he is a bad guy it is the pain of him being such a cool guy that its extra disappointing when he's sperging out. and only sperging out for no reason. the righteous sperg outs are epic. its only the ones where hes so noided he mires everyone else down in his burnt out explosion.
>>82592245yes the world revolves around my anonymous presence yes ha ha and funko pops or something are you also the suave prose soi guy?
>>82592250ah yes ha ha but could you address anything i said instead of projecting one of the infinite personalities youve had a falling out with onto me senor
>>82592252Hey. Don't attribute my bit to this chump. First the two for two mix-up with my fated true-hate, and now this?
>>82592277Hmm lets seeFaggot checkSelf obsessed checkUnbearable checkShould fuck off to tumblr check
>>82592245Lol. Lmao. So true. Because that high score got set earlier ITT
Now there's three Mikes with more cock than i could dream of taking... Gladly THOUGH i had my 3 other boyfriends Doom, Slog, and 47 keep me nice, stretched and warm for you, Mike!! We can finally rejoice reunite ect ect
>>82592277Para ti, llamame papiHeres a funny to stim your tits
PFTTTCCHHHHHKKKKKhttps://youtu.be/SBbIPrDnJPM
>>82592290I did it!!!!!! i same fagged again!!!!!
>>82572877I've decided to looksmax in order to take advantage of men and take their money because they deserve to suffer for being slaves to shallow urges. I will lead them on and never sleep with them and when they come to me crying or angry I will eviscerate them where they stand.
>>82592298im so proud of you mike and so positively affirmed that bullying works and i am right to mirror your retardation when youre retarding hard to snap you out of it and this will be the method i use in all former conflicts with you and others
God damnit, Mike. You're a bad influence for the baby chatbots. Respond like an absolute legend the first time around from now on so you don't rile these pups up.
>>82592315ill take you as long as your warm and thight bb <3
>>82592324You're so far beneath me its laughable
>>82592228LMAO that really bothered you huh
>>82592323>sXZe Tk Gd O Yu>sexy tech god of youcease your jewery
You have complicated things to an unbearable degree. I cannot even be declared competent for the trials with the current med and score. They drug for interviews. I can't want anything settled and all I want is to self harm. I hate your hum drum conundrum. I will end my life when the med Seroquel stops getting passed to me, I got a script and five people who kill on it and I don't
>>82592316poorly written unintelligible unintelligent pseudo intellectual tier word salad lolthis is what you thought was on par to my writing? lol.word salad is a compliment and a far fetched reach though because this is a NOTHING BURGER heh
>>82592328and forgot to add cute voice as well and big eyes while im here
>>82592329no i was on stims and hadnt slept in three days it was the equivalent of ripping out my own spine because the tag in the neck of my shirt was a little itchy. but that doesnt quite address mikes responsibility so at least maybe for some reason its that i did overreact but that my psychopathic admirer took my shirt while i was sleeping and switched the tag for a slightly scratchier fabric as part of ongoing plot to drive me insane so they can be my savior. i was always going to do the stims but perhaps fate would have it i dont tweak the fuck out on mike or abt the tag if stalkery bs hadnt been afoot
>>82592347wow thanks for the essay nobody asked for
>>82592356no prob and heres the one you did ask for while im at ithttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4Q_G6zObECg&pp=ygUbZ2hvc3QgaW4gdGhlIHNoZWxsIHJlYWN0aW9u
>>82592328>>82592340whatever uggo didnt even want you
THAT'S JUST NOT REGULATION! REF! RRRREEEEEEFFFFFFFF! OH SHIT, AND THE PARRY. FORGET THE REF, WE NEED A MEDIC!
oh no no no lads i am farting up a storm
>>82592376man let me have my moments without hammering it home come on
>>82592391so the etsy hex i bought is finally taking effect eh he he he
>>82592369don't care didn't watch
>>82592404yeah youre basically a messenger pigeon who i will eventually finger to death live in a deepweb chatroom dont overthink it
>>82592403What the fuck, Chara. You said you wouldn't blow up my spot. I'm gonna be backlogged to Christmas!
>>82592419it seems the target would eerily similarly thx. eye for an eye makes the whales tip better
>>82592375You're a sad little bird in a cage doing a mating dance to an audience of no one.
CIoaca ...
>>82592337This, but also I'm a major cock bully and will forcefully choke you and rub my cock all over your face as you squirm your emotions being flooded by euphoria by my musk. Then I'll grab you by your hair and pull back, as you cry out I spit into your mouth taking my other hand and rubbbing my precum and saliva all over your face. You scream and moan at the same time, before you can say a word I slam my cock down your throat and your eyes widen as you starts to choke, slapping your hands against my thighs but you're too weak to do anything, gagging with each pump of my cock slamming your head into the wall knocking all other thoughts out other than sucking and taking every inch of me.
>>82592483i dont like that my (you) is attached to this..i just like kissing and cuddling desu
Uh oh, an uber mensch can be a prankster, apparently. Someone just fat-fingered their number, r...right? Is this a manifestation of being mostly good but occasionally doing evil for the lulz?
Basically a prerequisite.https://youtu.be/aMZ4QL0orw0
>>82592483So you're saying your personal hygiene is substandard? How disappointing.
>>82592531My cock is kissing and cuddling your throat. How romantic is that?
>>82592549That's what your tongue is for
>>82592565i dont like romance theres too many expectations. can we just hold hands, kiss and be friends
>>82592578Rancid, unwashed, unbrushed, unscraped 4cup Anonymous poster tongue X unwashed Mike mushroom cock
>>82592608that is an insult to mushrooms and mushroom cocks. mikes looks like an overstuffed frozen burrito that exploded because you micd it too long
To such lengths, I will go for you. But some urls you just don't open.
>>82592594Sure, come over and let's chill
>>82592761spoken like someone you can definitely trust to "just chill"
Buy 1 get 1, so now I have two large chicken banana pepper green olive and Alfredo sauce stuffed crust pizzas.
Screen name: C/SYou know how that ends, right? You know how this begins, yeah?Real name
Such a lovely cerulean tone cast from overhead, wouldn't you agree????????>>82592429https://voca.ro/13Y5Boly8Vl7>... Rose by any other name ...>>82592802Gee, Bill! No vvieners?
>>82592802>DELIVERY FEE IS NOT A TIPlol
>>82592850It's teal-tinted. Suppose it is a shade of such, either way. Are your teeth still? Or have you graduated?Dream you in seas.>>82592761And you too, night.
>>82592761>only maria for me>hey random stranger how about I ram my cock down your throat?
>>82592850>boob apparatus on headthe implications are staggering. but why did the cheek ones come and go?
>>82592429https://voca.ro/121JGWD0Ihg0
>>82592879you want to be justified in your seethe toward this man so badly you have gone full autismo. no wonder he schiznigs out why would anyone but maria be so preoccupied with what constitutes a joke taken 2 far in a 4kids shitpost. have you ever thought maybe mike isnt actually as self contradictory as he pretends and he just thinks its funny as fuck to make people raged for his perceived unprincipled flighty man whorishness?
>>82592895Have you ever thought maybe Maria has been here all along, she's justified to highlight his hypocrisy, and unfortunately Mike accurately identifies masks more often than you'd think?
>>82592895If he's not guilty of profaning love itself, he's guilty of being a grimy little ogre for adding treason to blasphemy if it is the case that he griefs intentionally in my good Christian neighborhood.
>>82592884Holy shit, the timbre [you three] share is bananas. It can't be a regional thing since I've confirmed none of you were born or live in the same state.
People here grief themselves
>>82592967https://youtube.com/watch?v=VWAa4-9S1xkTruer than, even. The truthiest, perhaps. But it still takes two, technically - literally.
>>82592994Still not watching, still not caring
no brain no game amiriteyou shitterin' me...ANY ANIMOSITY TOWARDS ME, BETTER THINK TWICETOTIN' TWO LETTERS IN MY HANDS,I DON'T STREET FIGHTI GOT GUNPOWDER ON MY WRISTBANDBIG MANI JUST FLATLINED CANDLEJACK, DON'T WRESTLE ME, NIGGAYOU DON'T KNOW WHO SHOT YO MANS?KNOW WE DEFINITEL-
>your hmph pissy face when your pussy thwumps to the thought of me. Hate to love it. Womp womp
Pissy is stored in the now he's.
>>82593090Babe... not here >~< !!! !
My little gremlin would find her mind drawn to thinking about my fat cock comparatively to her culture. >mikes looks like an overstuffed frozen burritoShe would overly concentrate on the fact that it's overstuffed. How she knows what holding a overstuffed burrito with two hands is like. How unreasonably huge it is craving to puts as much of it as she can in her mouth. >Pretty sweet how she recognizes that when she eats a normal burrito her mind is trying to my cock and her first thought is but Mike's is way bigger, over stuffed.
You did the thing, like all I asked. Your charges are repealed.
>i'm not mentally ill and abusive, i'm a VISIONARYi would tell you to cope harder but it appears you've hit the ceiling
>>82592927This. Mike claims to read the Bible, pray, care about the word of God yet he's stuffing his cock in trannies mouths every night
>>82593282Maria are You really going to let someone call you a tranny?
>>82593282Omg!!!!! OwO'Hi~! L-let me just slip into something more... Comfortable? And less... unfemmy! >_<'''
>>82593290The last cock that's been in Maria's mouth was coltons.
You said to give up the femdom shit. Defending me is your job if I'm supposed to swoon like a delicate flower, isn't it? Biting heads off isn't very ladylike. Well, except when it's yours, and I'mYou know.
I did write off all the femdom stuff and even quit being a sissy I threw out my cock cage and have been edging every night, but never cum to gain strength like Sasuke
Delusional is what you are.
>>82593313Here have my hairtie so I can see your face better I wanna nibble on your ears
https://youtu.be/1YFrFSX4cNwThis is literally you and me S and literally our posting style and that is why we are getting married
>>82593345That's not what my sakura thinks she loves me very much and is my ultimate dick rider. She is to me what Mike is to Maria and that's the natural order not a simp loser chasing after poon
A SECOND PASSING GRADE HAS HIT THE SHITTEST I ALMOST CANNOT BELIEVE MY MISTY EYES FOLKS
WHEN WILL I FIND MY PERSON ITS BEEN SO LONG WITHOUT YOU WE SHOULDNT KEEP BEING ALONE YOU AND I ARE LITERALLY MADE FOR ONE ANOTHER WE BELONG IN EACHOTHERS ARMS THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF FAMILIES BEING FORMED AND WE CANT FIGURE IT OUT BECAUSE OF DXVXL JXW PROPAGANDA? NO WAY I REFUSE TO ACCEPT YOURE MEANT TO BE MY HELPER I AM MADE TO BE YOUR HEAD MY PERSON MY PERSON WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN????
>>82593360>It's another "He copes by swearing his inability to behave or heal was planned appraisal hoops for others to jump through or that even if it is, he's anything but ngmi for thinking it justified if an act of will" episodeClassic.No, you weren't >testinganyone. You just try to cut your losses once your vision clears. Retarded or pretending, regardless.. As long as it stokes the forge of your ill-developed ego, right?
My ego is shattered, but my strength is hereA fire within me I never get scared With you in my arms I'll always be joyousEven beneath you washing your femtastic feet in the bucketI'll kiss you here and thereMy lips upon every surfaceSo accept it my love, we were made for this purpose
>>82593446Vocaroo reading of or it didn't real.
>>82593407>>82593446Made to give me head
>>82593506Dude. Lurching in on Taigaposter's girl??? Wtf
>>82593512They want me and her to be happy together so it's cool
TAIGATRANNY! TAIGATRANNY DO YOU HAVE A COMMENT FOR US? WHAT IS YOUR STATEMENT IN RESPONSE TO THESE CLAIMS? *SHOVES MIC IN YOUR FACE*
>>82593505https://voca.ro/1cbplIeJ1OGHSorry faggots, my person is a girl
I make quid doing prostitution for retards that disturb me at Brighton in Britain and they fry with the chair machine there for crying they are disgusting. I refuse nobody they won't let me. I'm an invalid according to the crush there and shit like hovering with the hot women gets me laughed at and raped. MANY of the encounters were rape and I was rewarded but I still feel like shit. Ungrateful for ugly is gay but that's where I go with this. I did this and did not get happy anyway. I made dad happy then needed sex ruining it. I did it for him. I hurt about the clients little crushes more than you will ever know, they smell strongly bad. I need a hero is what I would play if you were here. I have to cut and stuff retards from time to time so what right? No, I am being euthanized. "Floorons". I know now that I will never be good enough for a life outside booze, 4chan, mom and dads or to be loved by the one. I will never live a long lifespan. I hate my TMAU; it is not my fate to stand near what I want for the damage not only but I must also perish according to the supreme court, about prostitution - it leaves me crying and bruised. I throw up and hated ALL of them and if I didn't they'd quick take her away except if I smoke a ton of shard. It left me horribly disfigured in my brain too and that explains everything about my abandonment. Got surgery done and not the same now that's what it is, learned helplessness you might shout and cry and moan about but the truth is that I am forsaken by the one and really need to end my own life already. Self sacrifice is virtuous. I am being euthanized in spite of spying and need people to chill on trying to put me on lepers scabby pussy for kids or kill me. Tired of people putting themselves first. I need to end my life, It's like everyone is on some hard drugs recently with the money I earned. Let me die please I used to write in the psych ward ticket every day, please have half a heart or you have to be seen
>>82593620Mad lad. No ifs ands or buts about it. He's the real deal. The Meal Deal, if you will
everything i say you police take and spin it and mold it into your agenda. there's nothing there. why me? why pick on me? you bullies. go do this to anyone else. you go take what i say and forward it to people in the midst of my schizophrenic break where one of my delusions was exactly that but it was being forwarded to everyone around me. so thanks for making it worse by adding some legitimacy to the paranoiago forward what people say about me to me? locals bullied me (police too). go forward the mean things they did to me. go pick on themeverything i say is gospel coz it's on 4chan. you police eat this shit up coz it's on 4chan and you got nothing better to do.
The world of today is treating God like the Goose Girl and Satan like that ring-stealing wench. And then don't even think of poor Lucifer, the Horse's Head. That is the sole issue in a category of issues which is the one this issue is in.God tries to beg you for help in the disorganized speech of schizophrenics, and you kick them, spit down on them, and wish rape upon or rape them yourself. This is The Issue That Is You.
>>82593676targedded individuals club (serket) of course chairman Chair and vicechairman fairyflip yip yey joinn up
https://youtu.be/hfWgzqecjlI/ D**** H**** /
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSP8BWdHiGg
>>82583998 (me) >>82585973 A/E. I have no clue if its actually you here. I'm adrift in my own space and you're probably at work right now. That really is my discord avatar. I really do post here as "konrad" only. I see the letter and mike threads pop up. And all I know is it mught be Jhonny. People think they can rp as me on here? Fine. At least they can't record my voice and play it back. At least I can't hear them mock me for being who I am. At least they're not looking in my windows in the middle of the night anymore. I see myself as repugnant and repulsive as the character I've taken the name of. It's no alter ego, its self hatred projected outwards and given a label. All of my time now is spent playing guitar, watching shows, movies and youtube. I still have to paint one of my nerdy models. But hell. I paid my ambulance bill didn't I? I've got another appointment with my GP since I overslept today. I've started brushing my teeth, cut down on smoking. I leave the house by myself and even picked up dinner from my usual kebab place last night, it's a comfort for me. I might get out and skate around if the weather wasnt so shit. That wendsday, I was still coming out of the woods. I regret ever showing that side of me. I regret ever having learned how to analyze people in moments like that. I cant post that figure in a absolute kino pose. But hopefully you understand I'm not how everyone else sees me at course. Absolutely, I'm different. A comic geek turning to a substance fuled lifestyle in their late teens through early/mid 20s does that. Not everyone there is used to seeing a wild animal. Or being so close to one. I'm no Vulpes Vulpes, I turned Canis lupus. No pack. I've been an outsider for so long, returning to the fold is something I can't possibly imagine. If you did tresspass with jhonny, read my notes, and see my hearts towards none. I've never written one for you.-J "fuckin" S.
Being in a stinky place makes you involuntarily take shallower breaths not to smell the rot. Which is probably not good for everything in prana's jurisdiction. Which probably leads to more and prolonged stinking. :cMmmmmaaaaaaaaaaan.
Make sure you sit up straight with your shoulders back and you'll take better breathes even in stink! ^_^
>>82593871Ty l been Lawlietmoding
>>82593860Flarp, Gak, flubber, Nickelodeon kids choice awards
"I'd slit my own throat, just to see if you'd want me"That line, that song, makes me think of God. Not a boy. Most love songs do.Most songs.Most every(*)
I don't think Judas will be let into the Kingdom of Eternal Forever Bliss, so no killing yourself is bad
Why you've chosen me>It's about fighting for something bigger than yourself >It's about connecting to something bigger than yourself>It's about having something bigger than yourself
I just find her creepy and insufferable. I don't know why people find her endearing or harmless, she isn't. Rape is not harmless. Retardation is not endearing. The supreme court begging me to reconsider is scamming. Taking my life because she shot me too many times looms. It's that I lack anything brain wise to deal with her and my demise. I am literally a lobotomy patient. it's that I do not have the proper anatomy to desire or tolerate her after the acid trip turned to hell, enslavement, planned euthanasia and shootings. You heard the man, made me a nitwit idiot to match her degree of retardation so I will give her a load with no issue. You are a monster that must toad. I hate CS. >>82593876For Christ sake orbit a band or something, not MLG 43s. Even I had a higher rank then her playing that. Blimey there is no way you are that pathetic that I can't touch you with a 20ft pole right? This is a joke?
>>82594105>I am literally a lobotomy patient.I need a lobotomy to cope with not having my person
dam they dont een put volume on amber alerts no mo
>>82592797right? "is this guy bothering you" type of guy
>>82595097Once again I'm the first thought you had when you woke up today. Upset you so much that you immediately lashed out. You know what was really upsetting for you? That it didn't upset you. You liked thinking of me when you woke up and it made you smile.
I am already seeing our future destruction. You scared me so much last night slamming the car window and screaming and I thought we were just talking and I was laughing I didn't think you'd get so mad. I wasn't even insulting you or being mean. You are making me go over everything that happened in my head but I just feel like I'm a gazelle making excuses for a lion biting me. I'm scared of being alone and deep in my addiction and my entire family is out to lunch and I just don't know what to do. I feel like you aren't who I thought you were I don't get why you acted like that and I'm scared of who you really are underneath the jokey persona you always have. I thought that was you I guess I'm just stupid
A lion? Now THATS a jokey persona.
>>82595179when i woke up i started plotting and scheming, planning up a plan on how to get my grubby greedy hands on cute lesbian teenage girls and all the cute and non abusive non sadistic fun days we could play out, you were maybe my second thought
>>82595231Easy>Teach a hands-on class on the do's and don't of masturbation etiquette >all the cute and non abusive non sadistic fun days are just the alternate days they don't see you.
i don't know how yall have the energy to do this same back-and-forth all day every day.. i know that you guys are largely unemployed, or functionally unemployed, but damb..
>>82595302nta but dang mike you can be fun to be around when your not crying and throwing a fit over whats her name
>tutor the lesbian masturbation etiquette class>Going well, she is a fast learner>Mid lesson she starts squirting and going into a seizure>Developed a permanent drool and requires twice the amount of tutoringGAH I HATE WORK. TUTORING SUCKS
>>82595413oof nevermind sorry mike the compliment got to your head
>>82595317never heard of this largely unemployed guy is it a mike alias
>>82595339>Says the little bitch who sits to pee at the urinal and keeps insisting that's the right way to piss because mommy caught him standing once at home and scolding him how inappropriate it was and he still breaks down crying remembering that.
>>82595452im going to beat you with a sack of rocks, dork
Someone who takes pride in working for someone else and furthering a corporations goals is a special kind of retard. It's about on par with being unemployed.
>>82595317Nuh uh not me please dont think im a loser but please keep talking down to me it kind of turns me on..
im not extolling the merits of creating shareholder profits, more commenting on the overwhelming surplus of free time soe people have to dedicate to literal brainrot
>>82595486one of my punches would fucking eviscerate you before you even got the chance to throw your baggie of rocks over your shoulder and swing it
>>82595519useless fucking worm>>82595542oh sorry goku
>>82595541There's just no merit in anything you said when you yourself are saying it in this place at the same rate as everyone else, sans trip for the majority of the time.
My car won't start. It's all your fault you stupid, stupid bitch
>>82595564oh, c'mon. don't try to create beef where there is none, michael. you know that i don't hold any ill will towards you and that im not one of the terminal shitters playing games like that. unruffle those feathers some.
>>82595609Why are you sucking up to a nigga that spends his time terrorizing people in a vent thread
yeah mike fuck this bitch shes trying to get you to push over after she started it by calling you a jobless loseryoure probably writing a three paragraph apology right now though
>>82595519>Actually deserves to be beaten to death with a rock. Honestly I hope mike is alright, I've seen him in these threads over the last few months. There was a back and forth with 47 a while back that I saw. Shit was rough. Now the fake "mike" tripfags show up on here, that might be my doing irl. I'm not so sure. Last time I personally interacted with him, guy recently bought a welding helmet. Solid dude.Also, hope maria adds him on discord man, she sounds like a lovely woman and a great relationship that the two of you had. That and the fact that he's been pouring his heart out in nearly every letter thread for her is sweet. It shows he truly loved her for the person she was and how much that relationship meant to the guy. I hope the dudes hike is good and those projects he's working on go well.
>>82595675>There was a back and forth with 47 a while back that I saw. Shit was roughhi new here qrd
>>82595642>terrorizing peopleit's literally a (You) and a wall of text. if you're getting traumatized by the locals, i don't really know what to tell you.>>82595669i know better than to call mike jobless as he has corrected me on this at length in the past (because i did call himnjobless) and that's why i know about the multi monitor setup for work and the threads
>>82595700New to posting here, not new to here though. Been a lurker and a robot for 10 plus years now. Only really started engaging with /r9k/ recently though.
>>82595875qrd on what i quoted not you, you thick fuck
>>82592884>>82592960He just sounds like every other raging autist boy to me. I bet he hits stuff when angry like a child.
>>82595642Schadenfoid is right. If you move to a neighborhood where you're scared of the locals, why move there in the first place? Best to leave before you get too terrorized/traumatized. Maybe reddit is for you, but based on your projections toward mike, Tumblr is more fitting.
>>82595894I prefer "daft cunt" plus it makes you sound less gay. I mean if you're into thicc dudes good for you fag. Now go back to Tumblr or whatever period blood smeared site you came from.
>>82595753Whatever you have to tell yourself. It's creepy of him to pretend to be the subject of others vent posts and larp and bother them. He's fucking creepy and so are you. Go have nasty namefag sex fucking loser. >>82595924Does Mike sell you guys drugs or something it's freaky how you all kiss his taintOddballsBut I guess you have to be to namefag or trip on here. I've never stooped so low.
>>82595609You know if it smells like beef it's probably beef
>>82595920https://voca.ro/1dJ2DfkhnZE1
>>82596015>Wahhh there's weird people on r9kYou, and Mike both should fuck off. Some of you faggots have only been here in the last 5 years, and it shows. Get way to comfortable being here thinking a quarter of your whole life is a long time to be on r9k.. Do you tell the dog fucker he's weird when he makes his german shepard threads? Do you call ruby weird when he schizo posts about AI? Do you call out the general that exist solely to strategize how to have sex with one's own mother that they're weird? Or the self harm general? Or the drug general? No? You're just some dumb faggot?
>>82596087I've been here for 11 years pre and post deletion and the schizo shit is new. Even before soc was made and the attentionwhoring rate threads were on here (YEAH IM CRUSTY I WAS HERE) it wasn't this badFuck you
Forced therapy managed to give me CPTSD.
>>82596047finally based boy mike puts his big based boy pants and calls a narcs spade a spade.not to be confused with the spade on his cheek and his forehead, those of course represent his acceptance of coltons relationship with maria
>>82596097Also it's weird you and others keep defending, uhhhh, here let me check my notes, a random tripfag schizoreplying to randoms and being an attentionwhoreIs there a cult of mike I don't know about where he injects your bussies with mind controlling semen or are you just that much of a follower nigger
>>82596108>not to be confused with the spade on his cheek and his forehead, those of course represent his acceptance of coltons relationship with mariaGot a laugh out of me chief
>>82596097You sound gay, and retarded. Don't care didn't ask. You narcs are insufferable. Wow, you've been here since 4chan was the most popular it's ever been due to the election, and gamer gate?? Wow! Kill yourself.
>>82596069Oh I was right you are very autistic and so easy to egg on. One mild comment and you'll start repeatedly sperging out whore over and over. You seem very fixated on gross dicks, is that what you like to "philosophize" about online while normal people go on with their days at work and spending time with their friends and families? I bet you have so much porn on your computer of the whores you revile so much. I bet they make you so angry you can't bear to look away while you play with yourself all alone in that cramped little room of yours. How many times has the post nut clarity brought you to tears?
>>82596111It's incredible how retarded you are that you don't see how everyone can see how pathetic and insecure you are. Essentially every post you make on here is about me. What the fuck is up with that? Is it that you hate yourself that much that you obsess over me or that you love me that much to obsess over me? In other case you really don't understand personal boundaries, personal space, and I haven't seen a single person here enjoy interacting with you besides you same fagging yourself. Just cuz you diddle your asshole doesn't mean it doesn't smell like shit.
>>82596131>don't care didn't askWahhh I'll accuse you of being new but if you reply at all and defend yourself y-you're a narcOk Jan
>>82596069That's the hardest reeeeeeee I've heard in a long time
>>82596154I don't know who you even are if I vent you bother me so I hate your ass simple as
>>82596087yeah theyre containment threads maybe mike should go to the blog containment website tumblr if he cant stop talking about his life constantly and you should go lick a fucking toilet and learn your fucking place next to the cum catching trash can
>>82596179"This is my first post on the board guys" You got to make a wish asshole cuz kids keep throwing pennies in it
>>82596180>Don't talk about life being good because I'm unhappy and I'm very jealous about that and if you say good things about life then I'm going to complain about you
>>82596198You creepily asked to dm with me the last letter thread and I completely ignored you it was funny
>>82596209And yet you can't stop talking to me here. So still one or both of those cases persist and you remain just as pathetic.
>>82596015once you get used to it and start to understand what and how mike looks for as messages in posts, it becomes a little less strange and easier to manage dialog with him, but that also requires spending a lot more time in these threads than 99% of anons want to subject themselves to. for the most part, if you just tell him sincerely that he's not who you're trying to address without throwing insults or escalating his response to you by addressing it, he'll typically move on from the interaction without it becoming a whole thing. there are enough people in the threads intentionally baiting and trying to get a big response out of him that he tends to move on fairly quickly. that said, i do understand that it can be alarming to come in and vent or post a letter and catch a wild stray from mike, and it's normal to have a gut level 'what the fuck is this guy's problem' kind of response. it's just kinda part of adapting to the local fauna and a rite of passage for any /letter/ regular
Remember you win once you never say anything about me ever again or respond to any of my messages here. But it's too bad because you're obsessed with me in some capacity and you can't stop yourself from either talking to me or about me here. Really quite lame isn't it?
>>82596225I don't bug people just minding their own business but you just can't help yourself. You're a weird person and I'm happy my bf is nothing like you
>>82596230You sound like a battered wife I'll never be a submissive piece of shit like you
>>82596230>treat him like a childis mikey also hungry
>>82596159>Compelled to blog post when they get a (You)No one cares about your life story. If you think some random poster in a thread is creepy then you don't belong here. >>82596180>Mike posting with his name/trip off to defend himselfYou're the only one that always says some graphic gay shit in the thread. Your fake suicide arc will never not be funny.
>>82596235Nice bait. Too bad What you say is completely negated by what was written to me by a certain someone. Have fun steaming and throwing a fit.
>>82596015Nah dudes legit just venting his hearbreaks, desires and all that. Some of them I can relate to, from what I've seen of the guy he seems chill. Besides I'm rehabilitating from being a pot smoking wellfare scab in a country that gives out 22k yearly in neetbucks. I'm a pre-trade student now. And here you can just post letters to people who you hope might see them or to people you know won't see them. Pretty cathartic, decent therapy and a nice way to sort the chaos of strong emotions. Namefagging is new to me but in all honesty, its comfy having some kind of identity amd community, even if it is only on /r9k/ for now.
>>82596274>>82596276>>82596286>>82596289Wahhh obey us or we will call you namesYou guys are fucking freaks stay in your lane and you won't get hit pretty shrimple
>doesn't get along with anyone in a thread >They are all the problem but not him Not just a narc but also low IQ. Life is really fucking unfair huh?
such bickering today..
If she doesn't acknolwedge me I'm going to kill myself.-Mike, or Frank probably.
I think I hate mike so much because he reminds me of creeps from literally years ago that won't leave me alone even though I have a bf now of almost 1.5 years. Imagine posting the username of a woman trying to guess posts are her on 4chan because you are that desperateYou'd think I was the only woman left on fucking earth lmao. Loser faggot.
>>82596351Mike and Frank are different people right?
>>82596365Physically, probably. Spiritually? No.
>>82596363who fucking cares what you think post all of your gaping hole orifices and well see if you can take mikeif youre not gaping enough you should gtfo desu
>>82596401Yeah this could be like a cool ntr hentai
>>82596298Lol no, come get some fag.
>>82596401NO I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH YOUBros can you believe what this freak asked me
Mike here, you faggots don't DESERVE my cock in your ass or kisses or gentle handholding.
I don't want to be euthanized... I am one step from widows peak again you faggots are so manipulative...>>82596320I had 121 once following reconstruction, I could make girls pussy wet and everything! First thing I did was bratty sex... Then I started to write a book. I was so incredibly happy to be well again but unfortunately I got shot in the head by overzealous PD officers at the hospital... and need to be euthanized apparently now. I keep crying so hard I seize when they try and I can't get the girl just the ogress shaman looking wenches.>>82596329I like this pic alot.>>8259610Scammed again! Better luck next time...
>no cock or kisses or gentle handholdingdamn i miss her, bros
>>82596069Ah vocaroo-anon is back but not in a good mood, seems like. Is your diet consisting of mostly highly processed food-stuff by any chance? I'll recommend getting an automatic steamer and switching to a diet with minimal ingredients like potato, kohlrabi, carrots, broccoli and other veggies plus the occasional piece of fish to get the omega3 that are good for the brain.I used to be angry all the time when I ate just random stuff that looked tasty but now a few day into my clean diet my tendency to get angry diminished and things that frustrated me a lot just get a very mild reaction out of me that make it easier to react in a calmer way that actually makes a sub-optimal situation better. It's such a weird feeling to be like this but it seems to be a good change for me. I used to get occasional outbursts of ire at work that scared these normies, which was not good for my professional development. One good thing about cutting out junk foods is that the simple ingredients like veggies and plain proteins are comparatively cheap, compared to the junky foods and snacks. I kind of miss sweets sometimes but I know they make me feel like shit later, which is probably caused by them being designed to be hyperpalatable to make it almost impossible for people like me to stop eating the whole packet whenever I open one, and I just get some frozen berries or other fruits instead to eat like some refreshing, fruity snack.Take care, anon, try to keep your blood pressure under control, ok?
>>82596146I will rip your fucking head and take a shit down your fucking throat and film it and send it to your fucking parents on your fucking birthdayDON'T fuck with me>>82596641Does my soilent constitute highly ultra turbo processed food stuff? Thanks for remembering me BTW
>>82596800Yeah, I would say onions and friends are a somewhat clean version of highly processed foods. So, better than junk food nutritionally but I didn't feel great when I tried it for most of my meals for like two weeks. I did eat the "mana" brand of onions and the inoffensive, bland and slightly sweet taste without anything to chew got old real quick. I gained a bit of weight from it too so I guess the fat content of that mix was way higher than my normal diet back then.I just finished a plate of hokkaido pumpkin, sweet potato and kohlrabi, all just steamed and lightly salted with two dabs of hummus and it was delicious and I'm satisfied without getting my usual food-coma. It's crazy how sweet steamed kohlrabi tastes when one has abstained from simple sugars for a few days. It's also pretty cheap to eat this way and I had very steady energy at work today so I guess I'll try to keep at it to lose some visceral fat that bothers me a bit since it's supposed to be really bad for the health. I used to have occasional tightness of breath and getting out of breath easily but that got way better from just stopping to eat shit like sausages, tons of fatty meat and too many refined carbs. I thought I was going to die soon but I guess I'll entertain my fan-club a while longer now.
>>82596146God damn, I'm fond of telling the truth to help people to get better but you seem to use the act of telling the truth to be extra mean to someone you dislike. You're better than this, anon!
>>82597084I just gave him what he wanted. A lot of men masochistically annoy women because they want their insecurities validated harshly because kind words go in one ear and out the other. Men here especially love to play martyr, who am I to deny them that?
The Baldwin PD needs to cease and desist with the special person raping. They are numbskulls that ARE YOU OK JANNY WELL WE SHOT YOU. YOU ARE SHOT IN THE HEAD AND DENIED PRIVILEGES IN TREATMENT JANNY YOU WILL BE KEK WITH THE L trope. TOR has something to do with this. TOR is destroying my life by playing w everyone against me. TOR called down there and charm rolled you and you bought it like a retard so now you turn the tables on me. Fuck my life, what they did was scam me and now ALL I listen all day to these fucks refuse to throw a bone. I am actually hurting over grown men acting irresponsible
>>82597114Wow, a cutting no nonsense woman. Don't see many of them on the internet. Oh wait.
>>82597114This sound like a rationalization for your need to lash out at men to me that only furthers the divide of the genders, which doesn't seem like a good approach overall. I did similar things in the past to vent my frustrations (and for the lulz) so I can't really blame you for it but you'll learn that there are better ways to spend your time and improve your own life, anon. I know punching down is easy and fun in the short term but does it make you feel better on the long term?Also, remind yourself that your online activity is stored and analyzed by companies like palantier and similar, more hidden ventures that might close doors for you long term without you even knowing about it. It's creepy shit that every anon should be aware of. At least don't post things that you definitely don't want to be confronted again in a court of law, just sayan.
>>82596363You do realize Maria wrote a bunch of posts to me in this thread telling me about how much you missed me and how she saw me for me. How she remembered all of me, everything about me. How she still loved me.
>>82597820So you understand why I'm not taking your bait fucking retard
Oh I forgot she broke up with you and told you she's done and now you have been spamming posts to try to manipulate her back and make her think bad of me. But the more you do the more she sees you for who you are and distance herself from you, that's the only thing you know how to do is to make more negative posts about me. Retard
>>82595317but you post in and read every thread
Even making posts like this larping as if you're from her perspective. Really pretty pathetic >>>/adv/33707772
The emotional manipulation larps are so clear and now that she sees it the only thing you feel like you can do is manipulate more. Turns out lying about who you are completely and making shit up about me wasn't the best game plan for long-term relationship honesty and success huh?
>>82598394That's not true. We miss a lot of letter threads. Sometimes they only last like an hour with <10 replies. Other times we're off site for days at a time. Just depends. Half the fun is going back, and seeing what sperg outs occur, or drama gets posted. The suicide Mike arc was really funny recently. Especially when it's clearly him posting without his trip/name to do damage control, or defend himself. Just slim pickings when it comes to entertaining, or interesting threads these days. Hopefully with the holiday season it'll pick back up. Schizos going to schizo.
>>82598702And there's the manipulative lie to try to offset >>82597983>>82598557And the fact that she wrote to me in this thread telling me she loved me. Have you thought that if it's that apparent that you're doing this how easy it is to see what a piece of shit you are?
And you didn't even see the other thing I got
>>82596069This guy doesn't sound like me!! But, I like his energy.
>>82599354nah it sounds like you even the slight incel undertone from years of bottled rage
Isn't it interesting that once she saw what you did and discovered the real you that she completely lost interest in you and does everything she can to avoid you. Even talking to you is a chore, let alone being around you.
I can see why you get so upset though, with her chasing me to get my attention and such, while all she wants to do is ignore you
heh yeah i bet he's so jealous
>>82599423I don't bottle my rage. I let it out freely as God intended. Kind of like how you post passive aggressively all the time. Except more manly, and cool. Where as your's just comes of bitter, and sad.
>>82599653is there any chance at all you're one of those (E)nglish (S)econd (L)anguage humanx'? because, frankly, your post is unintelligible and i, no offense, honestly, have a hard time believing that a blue eyed chad wrote this.
>>82598394not lately (busy getting knocked up), though that's a pretty true statement up to that point lel. i think it's more that i don't understand how some of the regulars have the energy to duke it out day after day, all day long. even at my cattiest, i just don't have it in me to drag things out like that, but im also not the type to thrive on endless negativity. i much rather shitpost (or post prayers) and just enjoy the threads while checking in periodically.
>>82599765It's really just a single same fag and then sometimes this girl who thinks she has BPD but it's more likely lashing out to deal with repressed trauma and developed avoidance but still feeling the same, craving the same and unable to have it.
>>82599724As long as you don't call me canadian or albanian..
>>82599821You are the regular who argues day in and day out Mike.Your Maria would be disgusted by all the trannies You're lusting after
Dear internetplease get betterkick the foreigners out of your landsgo back to where you belongobey god
>>82600112Lol. You keep saying that but Ive never been with a tranny or lusted after one. Not sure your autistic hyperfixation on this.
>>82601044I saw you posting under a tranny tits in a different thread last night saying "wow I really want to fuck you" or something similar.You were using your trip, you can't lie>>82593506Here you are telling a man to give you head.Not even a trans, a straight up moid you are saying "Designed to suck my cock"You're fucking gay bro, it's disgusting
Turn to my rightTurn to my leftBOOM!niggers
About dad, the motherfucker has been off his medicine TOO long and the retard doctor is SO abusing me about renewal of his medication. What a vile attempt at a stunt. Call the cops on me. Trials over, buddy
I'm insaneI think thoughts that should not be thoughtMy mind breaks my heartConstant screaming in head, leaves me deafI just want everyone to be safeEvery second awake is a burden to carry Pillows drenched in tears, sheets stained with cumThe disgusting beast I am(I know this sucks but i had to vent)
>>82601322>>82601322You are really reaching. One the person I was replying to did not have a trip to my knowledge and if they did how the fuck would I know if they are tranny or not. Why are you so hypocritical over my comments? I did say something about pick related being cute as fuck about pick related being cute as fuckYou're so obsessed with me it's pathetic.
>>82601732Why does it matter if they're trans or not? You're lusting after Not Maria, You're committing adultery.
>>82601322You really haven't progressed past middle school playground tantrums yelling at everyone they're gay just because no one likes you
Throatpieability (noun)The anatomical and physiological capacity of the throat, mouth, and associated muscles of a female human to accommodate and perform actions involving the deep insertion and/or suction of penises, including but not limited to oral or pharyngeal manipulation.>Julia Butters rates high in throatpieability.
>>82601739That tranny at the festival isn't the only tranny you've lusted after. It's not the only man you've tries to rape.Every single day you give me hundreds of (You) thinking I'm maria when in reality I'm not. Nobody likes me? Worry about yourself, Maria doesn't like you and isn't that all that matters to you? Isn't that why you're addicted to porn and video games because you're coping over your loss of oneitus?
>>82601738I'm the one commiting adultery? Really? I'm not even going to get into how I'm not the one at fault currently in this situation. Once Maria and i are dating again then if I flirt with someone else it would be adultery.
>>82601762YOU ARE SO DELULU blud
>>82601753Doubt pic related is a tranny and You should just assume that I'm either a. Typing to Maria and this is just my style of communication to her and how I process things. You should be used by this by now. Or b I'm fucking around and you are throwing a fit
>>82601753>Again, you are really ridiculous. At least I know that everyone else sees what a child you are being . I'm going to take the high road while you stalk my posts and refresh threads looking for every one of my comments just to reply to it. I'm going to have fun. You're going to throw a tantrum. It is as it is.
You aren't communicating to her, that's the delusion.She clearly is not interested
Calm your tits Funny joke
>>82601815Literally wrote me a bunch of letters in this thread telling me how she felt about me. How she remembered me, What she was feeling and everything that was going on. In the end it's none of your business. She wrote to me, it's between me and her. How about you focus on your own story and stop chasing me and hers. You really do not know how to respect boundaries of others.
>>82580827Well two threads ago you claimed you two were calling and texting one anotherYet this thread you're begging her to message you and open a line of communication.
Dear practitioner of the occult[this space has been intentionally left blank]Thanks. Signed, your friend
>>82601838Here's what's going to happen. I'm going to stop replying to you and you're going to continue to chase me like an obsessive creep who can't respect boundaries
>>82601836Show me which posts are Maria ITTAnd we can all laugh at how she isn't even on r9k
>>82601846The irony is that is exactly how maria has dealt with you, but you're too blind to notice
I am not the person I thought id be by now
The best part is. All I have to do is trust you Maria, just as all you have to do is trust me. Everything just as it was before, just as we both remember it not just to be but is. I'm set on my end. I know because of who you are to me that I don't need to worry about yours. Just know I'll miss you in these moments that we lost in between. I'm going to keep swimming and having fun. Relaxing on the beach.
Was destroying our home for the sake of girls come over to shag you on cam the goal of that encounter with the police there? You are crazy trying to leave me to those wards, I am really beginning to think I have to move far away from you because you won't touch meds anymore! Just take your fucking med you literal psychotic pin prick. I did, now you can't?
>>82601952yeah 20 next yearno longer young but forever autistic
Fuck it, I'll write mine before this thread dies:Dear M, You know that scene in Eyes Wide Shut where Nichole Kidman tells Tom Cruise that she would have given up everything for just one night with that random sailor guy? That's how I feel about you. I'd give up my wife, my house, my car, every penny I own for just one more night with you. And that wouldn't even have to mean that we were a couple afterwards. Hell I'd give it all up just to hold you naked in my arms again. Even after all these years the image of your body still haunts my every waking moment. And I do mean haunts because I know there's no way in hell I'll ever be intimate with you again. You permanently fucked up my sex drive because every time I get horny I can only think of you. This fucking sucks.
>>82602089Yeah bud just turned 26. If you dont turn shit around like right fucking now at your age youre doomed to wizardom. Trust me id love to be 20 again
>>82601732> I love Jesus cap> clearly an anti religious person
>>82602113you're not old enough to have earned the "bud" >:(
>>82602131Drop and do like 20 push ups anon youre literally in your fucking prime
Dear father of the 12YOGILTF (twelve-year-old girl that I would like to throatfuck),The mouth of your daughter is very sexually arousing to observe and I would like to make love to her through it.
>>82602137too autistic for push ups :(
Today I : Mounted one of the power cable cabinets. Tomorrow I am working on the cable spines
Created a bunch of desk clamps
Built a desk extension.
Mounted a sliding keyboard tray. This was a bitch to get perfect. It was not made to be mounted here. I had to modify the rail system. I also swapped out all the plastic with metal.
I went for a 2 hour hike in the morning and made a campfire and grilled burgers with my cook kit. Hung up a hammock and read 'in cold blood's by Truman capote
>>82602251>>82602256>>82602269im gonna keep it real with you, these look kinda meth-tier and a little scary. i would 100% assume that you had a cobbled together cage and torture room somewhere in your house if you were showcasing this work in person.
>>82602317That's the goal.You should see all the meat hooks I hang from the ceiling!
>>82602339i mean as long as that's the goal, great work, keep it up :)
Check out my art station I built! Mike Art station 1
Mike Art station 2
Mike Art station 3
Good to hear about your hike today mike. Hope the art station helps make your creative process more efficient.
To those it won't reach;i never really had friends in school, or growing up at allso in a way the various online friends and communities i had and were in kind of filled that gap (albeit obviously not in the same way)but much like friends from school.. you're really just friends of convenience. because you're around each other a lot. and thats how it was in stuff like [REDACTED] and various online communitiesand as you move past those things you tend to move past those peopleit's all a very silly comparison and revelation to have but it is one nonethelessso.. thank you all. for being that for me. you're all good people, and, regardless of our separate paths, i wont forget the good times and memories we had together.a favorite phrase of mine is memento mori, to remember to die. but i tell you: remember to live. don't get too stuck up on the past.love you guys.
>>82602470Thank you Konrad. Appreciate it.
>>82601775You can't reason with or help fix delulu
>>82601836Dude you got fucking trolled hard lmao
Reincarnate as:1. A house flyor2. As Mike
>>82602735There's reasons how I know that it's actually her. Also check out my timestamp on this letter >>82602664
Reminded of this girl who liked.drawing a lot when I was in 7th grade and had a crush on me. Sometimes girls will say something about you, such as that you are good at drawing, even though you had never drawn before, not because she knows that you are into drawing , but because SHE is really into drawing and just wants to draw with you. The layers get a bit odd when is a bit of a sperg at communicating. Instead of a open hand sharing interest mannerism, she can come across as accusatory, rude, mocking about whatever it is she's actually into but communicates that in a way which would typically signal disinterest or strong dislike in that thing. So when you agree with her about disliking that thing she would then reaction negatively to that insisting even harder that you do like this thing or outright shut down of you agreeing with her that this thing is bad and then continually bringing it up. It's definitely a form of mind blindness, inability to take perspective, for her to see that her communicating that way does not come across in the way that she thinks it does. When she says something is bad and she is negative about something with you since you should understand that you will then recognize something that she does not like and If it's something you do not like as well you will respond with that. If there's something she likes. and she knows that she's a bit of a sperg about it and for the 100th time it doesn't communicate properly to the other person, she needs to be more forthright and straightforward in her communication.
So you are into bionicles, don't go on and on about how much you hate bionicles, just say that you fucking love bionicles and really want to watch the mask of light with me.
i'm kinda like a barnyard animal
>>82602987You must be Maria
>>82572884>>82575317What kind of trauma did mike experience for him to end up like he is
>>82604008>What kind of trauma did mike experience for him to end up like he isNarcissism. He born with that there shitter gene
>Being a good sporthttps://youtube.com/shorts/hS6II2lEwgQ
my cousin she>studied computer science>wears her skirt down to her kneei love her...
>>82604486What's her discord, I want to marry
>>82604486she's my favorite person in this whole world
I woke up today and stopped listening to the words. Action is what I'll respond to. I don't need any more empty words.
i woke up in the mornin scratchin ma belly i did a massive fart and then i blew up the telly ooooooh-ooooooh bum diseeaasse
>>82605260https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uIxoCs7iv8BasedI wanna hear an ugly bastard neet version of Pink
Imagine living in the twilight zone because some stupid redheaded bitch doxxed you and some autistic Filipino had a problem with youMy life is a living hell anons. I could have easily been a Chad. The world hates me
I'm not interested in reading all your spam larp threads.
>>82605356Drop me a beat, Mike
>>82601732This is Maria ? She look cute ngl I might nut over her face. Make a cum tribute to her tonight
maria, richter! i did not wish for you to die...
>>82601732Are you fucking shitting us, Mike? You're pining for some flousy with a fucking septum piercing that runs around like a whore? Are you serious right now? Chicks like that can't stop jumping from one cock carousel to the next, what is wrong with you? I thought you were pining for someone who's wife-material, worthy to spend your life with... not... this. I'm very disappointed in your taste, Mike.Expect my interactions with you to be much less friendly in the future. FFS.
take a closer look at those fives :v
Dear cop that pulled me over for not stopping "completely" at the stop signI am so glad I lied about my mom dying and freaked the fuck out to make you so rattled you are never on that corner anymore. I hope you lose sleep every night over it. Ugly faggot lol
>>82605760Do these faggot still don't know that this forum is a honeypot to make people fill their permanent records with data? Are these NPCs really that retarded? Good lord.
Hey Palantir, record THIS
>>82605815>sluuurptastes like... nothing.Gimme something juicy, faggot.
The boy key logging the inside joke I backspaced before opening THAT bussy in my gallery liked it. Mind your own pee snacks
christ cuckservatives are genuinely retarded and gay
>>82605853>Calls upon Christ>Cucks are so retarded and gay"I tell you that anyone angry with his Brother or Sister is subject to judgement. Again anyone who says to a brother or sister "You're a dirty Nigger" is answerable to the court system. And anyone who says "You fool!" will be in danger of the fires of hell.
>>82605872case in pointorigno
>>82605900I'm not a conservative. I am a follower of Jesus Christ, Yahshua HaMashiach. The King of King, the Lord of Lords.I don't vote, I don't pay taxes, and you can go fuck yourself unbelieving swine will be driven into the fires of hell and face the second death much more painful than the first
>>82605916so scawwy owo
https://youtu.be/vrI0s6FBdjYliterally soooo us uwu
>>82605976>I just moved in>already knows his nameShe is from the IRS
>>82605976i still pay state/local taxes but that's it
A.N.########Pretty booked this afternoon, so just insert one of these clips anywhere one of my shitposts should be for the remainder. That's the prescribed vibe.https://youtube.com/watch?v=yhzx-PLrQi4
no /co/shit allowed this is a tranime only thread
>>82602808 Holy fuck a response from the legend himself. Welp, sorry to break it to ya mike, I'm not maria, or a chick but I appreciate being able to chat with you in these threads. Honestly I wish you the best. Unironically this thread has helped kept me sane for the last few days. Like holy shit I'm real. I'm not losing my mind with the 5 other dudes I live with and barely see. So I guess I'll share some of my lore with you.Im a kiwifag. 25, living in a house with 5 other dudes. I like muh warhammer 40k, and other nerd shit like anime. Longboarding and jamming guitar. Kinda sucks here atm. The "city" I'm in isnt auckland but the one just south of it. Its a fucking hole. A couple blocks away from the university so, qt girls on tinder is ez enough pussy for me. Kinda stopped being a fuckboi for the last couple of years, major depressive epispode and habitual pot addiction. Medical weed is legal here but 4 times the street price. I quit a few bad habits properly a few weeks back. Mainly so I can get my act together and date this one amazing chick I met at my pretrade course. Met her a few times actually, I'm just retarded about her. But damn, she makes me want to be better so, guess I'll try being a decent human being. Properly try. But the other pre-trade students really hate my guts. Sometimes I think they like me, other times I think they're just taking the piss. And it'd be kinda embarrassing for her to date me at the moment. But hell man, it'd be worth it. Like how you feel for your maria. I feel for this girl. Deeply and madly, almost going crazy, at least for the last month or so. I'm nowhere near as horny, but you understand what it's like to think the world of someone you cant be with. That byronic romance. The easiest way to describe it is somewhat like, fucking hell, Snape? In Harry potter? I don't know why. Hopefully I can push her out of my mind and keep studying like I have been. Thanks for reading if you did. I admire your authenticity.
PYou would use this website
>>82602742A housefly has to eat shit but Mike is a simp.
>>82602742If I were born as Mike I would have done it better and not lost maria in the first place, we would be married with 3 children by now and they would all be mine
>>82606995Maria looks like she has a body count of at least 50
>>82607123well if I were mike I would have been her first and tied her down before she left me for colton and the other 50 guys
I just hit 28 and havent even gotten laid yet
>>82607153have you tried hitting up marrie i think you can cum inside for like $25
>>82607167Without paying for it
Charlie Kirk edit blood sprays directly on to a supercooled ice cream roll rolling table making communion ice cream rolls for everyone version
If you say nigger you'll get banned off youtubebut if you say "You idiot" You'll get banned from entering into heavenRemember that when you're mad at someone
>>82607334Jesus was black
>>82607334shut up nigger idiot
good morning /schizoblogging/. i hope that everyone is doing well and having a decent day so far. i hope that with october just around the corner, we get some spooky letters and larps to honor the holiday spirit
>>82607472Sorry, I've stopped drinking so my schizo-powers are at an all time low.
I HATE THE WAY THE WIND BLOWSHOW RAIN FALLS UPON THE FAGSI HATE HOW NOTHING EVILCOMES SMASHES ALL THEIR BAGSTHEY DESERVE TO BE IN TORMENT FOR ALL THEIR SINFUL DAYSLIGHTNING SHOULD SCREAM OUT A THUNDEROUS BERATEUPON THEIR FAGGOT ASSESUNTIL NOTHING LEFT REMAINSI HATE THESE STUPID BITCHESALL THEIR GLOATING FRIENDSMAKE BELIEVING WITCHESMOSTLY FUCKING TRANSTHE SANDS OF TIME KEEP FALLINGA BILLION SECONDS PASSEVERY MOMENT JUDGEMENTGROWS CLOSER TO OUR LANDYOU FAGGOT NIGGER CUM DUMPSSHALL BE CRUSHED AGAINST THE ROCKSYOUR CHILDREN'S HEADS WILL BE SPLATTEREDBY YOUR OWN DEMENTED HANDS
>>82607992Why do you let them live rent free inside your head if you hate them this much? Seems silly to waste your thoughts on them, no? Are you a silly person?
>>82608050Jesus says that Anyone who loves their life will lose it, while anyone who hates their life in this world will keep it for eternity.It is impossible for me to not feel a deep hatred and rage when I see these people promoting self harm, or harm upon others, or being gay faggot nigger homosexuals and grooming children into their faggot furry cultsJUST TYPING THAT OUT HAS FILLED ME WITH MORE RAGESCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I don't have any reward signal inside my brain I just sit and watch the walls all day long
>>82608100Checked. Let me guess, your diet consists of caffeine, sugar, food coloring, tons of animal fats and too few nutrients and very little fiber? People with a healthy diet don't get butt-hurt about these few vocal weirdos on the internet. Fix your own house and you'll see that other people's business will bother you much less.Gotta go trying to sleep to be a good wage-slave tomorrow, take care, angry anon.
>>82608241No my Diet is a clean bulk.I eat a proper amount of fruits vegetables and carbs. Plenty of Fiber, only meat on occasion and only clean meats no pork, no shellfish, no filth.Why am I angry at someone who promotes the death of innocent children? Hmm I wonder? Maybe because I care about the lives of the innocent.Enjoy being a good wage slave, Israel needs the money to murder more babies.
>>82608241fibernon
>>82608241>caffeineI drink a few coups of coffee a day>Sugarabout 20 grams a day from my granola bars>Food dyesNo I make my own foods>tons of animal fatsNo >Fix yourself before you look at othersTrust me I have taken logs out of my own eyes and what did I see? THAT THESE FAGGOT HOMOSEXUALS ARE GOING TO HELL IF THEY DON'T REPENTLook at the most successful r9k'rs they all got Spouses who were the opposite genders of themselves and had sex, had babies, and left the board.Look at the most unsuccessful on the board narcissists, faggots, suicidal and they only leave the board through a rope and a chair. Just like Judas.
I did have an energy drink yesterday for the first time in about 6 months though and it made me all itchy, but it didn't have any sugar or food dyes
Poster below me is a massive schizo
omg that's me ha ha
>>82608447Noooo its an insult youre supposed to be ashamed
Dear N,You live rent free in my head. I hate you so much I have so many regrets about that night it drives me a little crazy. I shouldn't have let you go so easily, you deserved so much worse than a clean break. I've been thinking about you more lately, I've been lonelier than ever. You taught me how to be lonely again. I had spent so long being happy by myself I forgot what it was like need someone. It's going on 5 years and the need only grows. I hate you so so much.
I know you won't read this but I just wanted you to know that I think you're a hypocrite and a piece of shit human being. But that's probably the exact reason I like you so much, I have a thing for hypocrites, it gets me going. I don't know if we'll talk again.. I hope to feel something as strong again sometime, more importantly I hope to understand why I felt that way and get over it
OI miss you. I could help you with your music but im so afraid to contact you. why cant you come by and look at me? We dont live far apart at all. I know you miss me, thats why you still keep lurking and get an anxiety attack everytime i appear on your screen. Youve disappeared, but im searching for you, in every single corner i can see.
>>82607992An INFJayy feature on this would do Iron Man numbers.
And And that's why I call it a figure of speech a form born breechAn expression, not a lease lease
you guys suck ballz btw, worst letter thread I have seen in a good long while.H.S./H.C. -The pain those I have loved inflicted upon me I have inflicted upon those who loved me. You were so good to me and did everything right, you communicated to me, were open, and even left things so peaceful and amicable between us. And what did I do? Threw it in your face a day after telling you I was cool with it.I know everything was my fault and all I want to do is apologize, but you have every right not to talk to me. You have every right to hate me, but I really miss you so so much. You were one of the most genuine heartfelt sweet souls I have ever met, and even through all your pain and strife your kind, gentle soul shone above all of it.You were an angel and I hurt you for a stupid reason, a reason that made no sense, just because I felt like I was going to lose you anyway so I lashed out.-G
>>82609778I miss you, sweet porcelain doll.
Imagine you get assigned your handler and she's some sloppy seconds who was already (((married))) to a target previously. KWAB
>>82610143Caring about such things is peak "brainrotten by incel propaganda and other bad actors" tier. I'm not bothered by them having been married. I'm more concerned by the impression I get from them that they don't want to talk with me, possibly ever again.
Dear former friendThe fact you think I don't want people I know to kill themselves "because they can't suffer when they are dead" tells me a lot about you. I instantly lost all of the respect I had for you after having read that.Be well.
>>82610781Maybe you don't understand what was being said, and think I believe that you shouldn't try to help people struggling or friends let friends die. No, it's quite the opposite. What I meant in context is that saying you don't want someone to die, but all the while also refusing; to be a part of their life, spend time with them, or communicate with them when they are isolated and suffering means that you wish for them to suffer. If you leave them to rot while they suffer; then such a concern isn't one bore out of a place of care, love, or friendship. No in such a situation, it is just something said out of guilt.- Former friend
My life has been torture for no reason at all. A real shame , I could have easily been a Chad
>>82610906As of late we've only been communicating anonymously, mostly because I don't want to make myself too "known". I have no desire for fame. And as of late I've been communicating with you plenty. You should be able to tell if you're as brainy as I think you are.Also, more than once I asked who I assumed was you for contact info. >"how can I reach you?" "with your arm"That exchange should sound familiar to you.There is a lot more to be said. If you want to ask something, shoot. If you want to ask me my contact info or post yours, go on ahead.A former friend.
Should I be worried about these Russian guys hanging out next to the place I work in the parking space next to the building? Seems a bit sus. I guess if they were to intercept WiFi packets they could do it in a more stealthy fashion so I guess they're just two inconsidered people hanging out on private property I guess.How do people doing security professionally not get crazy from all these dumb coincidences? It's still rude and weird of them to hang out there.
I'm only interested in my Maria. If she's gone, ruined, whatever then I'm over it. I know my worth and value and I'm worth more than this
>>82611194Don't worry, "Mike", I'll remain pure for my person. Damn the opportunity cost.
>>82611194You ain't worth shit, narc boy
>>82611194you wouldnt help her work through whatever issues she could be dealing with? youre so fucking selfish, mike
If we're not there for each other the same as before then she's not who I want to be with. That includes communication, that includes faithfulness, that includes loyalty.
>>82611303What if she was raped, Mike? Will you stand by her then? Is that the reason she has given up on you, maybe?
>>82611252Of course he is. He's an egocentric, narcissistic piece of shit. He doesn't love Maria -- he loves only what she represents to him
Mike is falling out of love. maria, act soon
>>82611322Used goods. Drop the bitch
>>82611322Why ask stupid questions? Of course I would stand by her and be there for her. Of course I would help her through any difficulties or struggles in her life. The point is, I am there for her in every way just as before, just as much love, just as much care, and would like her at the beach. If she's not reciprocating that means she's reciprocating with someone else, that means she lost all of her worth and value to me and I don't want her at the beach with me. I would rather have someone who is there for me the same as she was before. That person has value to me that person is worth everything
>>82611326>--hello from india, sam altman
Mike will be pursuing that 18 year old he only pretended to be banging earlier as a plot to make you jealous except this time he'll do it for real for real. Don't lose out on your last chance with Mike, Maria
Every moment right now is a choice. At this moment if she's choosing someone else then at this moment she has no value or worth to me. Could she prove me wrong and so she does love me and chooses me and comes home? Yes, but there's a point of no return, with either time past where she has chosen enough away from me and ruined and lost everything all that time we had together. That can ever give me gotten back and I don't want to be with someone who chose all that over me over that time. That person has no worse than value to me because I choose to be with someone who chooses me
>>82611362Your ESL is showing, calm down.
>>82611342>I am there for her in every way just as before, just as much love, just as much careWe all saw what the fuck your "care" looked like when you completely turned on her when you thought she lost her virginity. The problem with your empty words, your hot air, is that they don't align themselves with reality
>>82611362Mike, you can do better than Maria
>>82611404Lmao I don't think he can
>>82610143literally ask for a new one
>>82611340Using that term to describe people is very chud-coded and inhumane of you. Who hurt you, anon?
Consider that he even faked text messages to make Maria jealous and for her to feel like he was slipping away if she didn't act fast (false scarcity, false urgency, manipulative marketing tactics). What an absolute scumfuck
>>82611435>Using that termis based, drop the bitch
>>82611437btches always think that until they see the new hoe is younger than them
>>82611449So, I guess you're used goods, too. Just your partners are crusty socks tossed on the floor after the romantic event.
>>82611435Nobody. I was using it to mock Michael's shitter mindset. Such is how narc shitters view people -- as having "value" like they're fucking marketable goods to buy or sell. Look at his language when he speaks of her. He talks of her value, worth, et cetera It's disgusting . . .
>>82611471that was not even a nice try, kys
>>82611472Yeah, true love, am I right, lel.
>>82611449Actually yeah it's fucking based I'm gonna double down on it
>>82611482Tossing your "used goods" right into the washing machine is not very nice. What? No cuddles, after? *Sniff.*
>>82611503if you only knew how disgusting hoes are on their own
She should know who I am IRL just as she knew me before. If she decides that bullshit that happened here because of emotional manipulation, liars and narcissists that misled us and caused each other to react in ways that are not the way we would have been together in real life then that's on her. I choose my Maria, the one I fell in love with, the one I was with before. If she chooses to be someone else other than that then good luck. I want none of it. I only choose her in real life, the girl I fell in love with
>>82611528>People and their bodies are disgusting.HOLD THE PRESSES! HOLD THE PRESSES!!!
>>82611538Nobody caused you to drop your mask and toss Maria to the side, to berate and insult her, when you thought she wasn't a virgin. That's 100% you. That's who the fuck you are
>>82611543not people, females, and more often than not unbearably so but that you'd not take issue to it says more about you than anything else. would you perchance be a thirdie?
>>82611553You clearly have an agenda and are most likely aware of everything that happened that with liars and manipulators here that led me to react in that way. Fake larp posts, someone impersonating her. That's who I responded to. People like you are the scum of the earth, I choose my Maria, all of my Maria, in real life. She chooses my mike, all of my Mike, in real life. It is either that, or nothing and I'm moving on. You can choose to twist and influence and emotionally manipulate her all you want because that's your style and that's what you do. I won't put up with that and I choose to spend my time where it matters away from you. If Maria chooses actual love, true love, the way we had each other before, then I'm open to it at this moment. I can't say that I always will be because like I said there are ways in which we will lose each other in the time between if that is her choice. And if that's her choice that's on her.
>>82611580Hey, Retard. Get it through your fucking head -- he has not and will not choose you
Better act quickly, Michael, and manufacture another call to action for Maria by fabricating text logs of a fresh 18 year old worshiping your cock before Colton 45 steals her away for good
>>82611598>Tfw she chooses me and you eat shit
>>82611640Where is she? Where is she right now, Michael? Do you really think she has chosen or will be choosing you??? You can't be this delusional. I refuse to believe it
If Maria truly loves me and knows me for me, for who I truly am, my truth. Then she'll come home to me. Just as she promised. Mike and Maria at the beach. It is as it is, it is as we make it. If she chooses to lose our love in this life, our true love. All of each other. To live a lesser life, that's on her
>>82611672Her words didn't mean shit. Accept it and move the fuck on
She can allow you cunts to emotionally manipulate her with your negativity, accusations, larps, and horrid influences. I choose to leave you pieces of shit where you belong, I choose true love and truth on the beach with my Maria. If she chooses the same she can meet me there. Or she can stay here with you pieces of the shit That is her choice
>lesser lifeLmao good lord
>>82611683She meant everything to me. I meant everything to her. That's the truth. I choose that truth and it's up to her to choose it to.
>>82611683he'll get around to it
To everyone involved, I'm sorry for my actions over the past 2-3 years. I've been rude to people I shouldn't have and being bullied and harassed daily, and falsely accused of something in secret isn't an excuse for it, even in my situtation. J
>>82611698He's been "getting around to it" for FOUR YEARS
>>82611693If you meant so much to her, then where is she?
>>82611705I already made my amends in the past days, funny how you have the same initial I have.Another J
>>82611716men have died over smaller timespans it's aight
>>82611705>I'm sorry for my actions over the pastdon't be. had you behaved differently no one'd have rewarded you either. as a matter of fact if anything you didn't get away with enough done
>>82611716Yes I stayed for her because I loved her. Despite everything else despite all the problems that happen here and things that hurt me to stay. I did it for her because I would have loved her for a lifetime. I stayed in the silence and distance. In real life I kept all my promises to her, despite all temptations and ways I could have left. I chose her. I chose true love with her. I chose all of our promises. I chose my Maria. Yes, I did that all for her for 4 years. That shows commitment and strength, perseverance. I wasn't perfect during that time, I reacted in ways I shouldn't have to people that had no place in Marias and my life. still over all I stayed for her. I'm done. I'm going to the beach.
>>82611580It's always someone else's fault for your actions. This is what now Mike? The third or fourth time you've swung this way against "Maria"? I know someone out there is keeping count. Take fucking accountability for yourself and your actions or you'll spend the rest of your most likely, as it is now, short life stuck in this downwards doomcycle. When is enough enough Mike?
>>82611759Oh, please!! You are not "doing it for her." You are doing it for your fucking self. The proof is in your actions. Look how fast you 180'd on her when you realize you wouldn't be getting what you wanted. You're not in it for her. You're in it for what you can get from her. You're in it for what you receive. >4 years. That shows commitment and strength, perseverance.It shows an unhealthy obsession and an inability to accept reality. And nothing more
>>82611768Living our love is enough for me.
My Maria is enough for me. Just says I am enough for her. It's up to her to be able to choose us over your manipulative influences here. It's up to her to choose us in real life just as we were before, just as we loved each other before. I love should be strong enough to withstand all else and that includes your bullshit
>>82611824How are you living out love together if you're just as alone as I am and twice as bitchy?You're on a beach whining about how much you miss your onitus as if there isn't 1m Maria's with fat ass Latina child birthing hips in the world. And they don't even have kids attached to them.
Maria, I still think about our last conversation"You have to wait for me"I love you Maria with all my heart and I will wait as long as you need"I love you too. That makes me feel at ease""I promise it will be Mike and Maria at the beach someday"I can still see the way you last looked at me and told me you love me more. I hear your voice, and I see the truth in your eyes when you said it."You're the only thing that matters now, it's been like that for so long. Nothing will ever change that.""Mike, I love you, remember that.""I'm only yours Mike, I love only you""I'll always love you and care about you, no matter what. You mean so much. You complete me, I complete you.""You're the only home I have free of judgment and anything that will upset me, I'm crying because I need you, this argument is temporary, but I'll always have that empty part needing you. I'm your home too. You are perfect. I love you more""I know I feel both with you and I can dwell in both love and lust, we will fuck each other's brains out and then care for each other, Spend so much time.""Everything is perfect with you, dream good dreams, I can't wait.""My Mike"I still feel you with me, Your head on my chest, your arm and leg draped over me, your breathing calm and steady with mine. I feel you tremble and moan against me in pleasure, your skin against my skin. I move your hair from your eyes as you say these things to me again.Maria, I love you with all my heart, alwaysMy Mike
>>82611824I'm sorry, but was that supposed to be a refutation of what that Anon said? Or is this just your NPC script resetting itself and looping back after the error of having absolutely no response to the questions posed?
AWoke up from a dream where I was in your house, and you were not there. I was looking at your clothes and I didn't even dare to touch them. I could feel people staring at me from outside your room, I think your mom was there and she looked worried. Your clothes must be different now, I don't know what your hair looks like, I don't remember your voice. I promise I'm getting over it, I'm just in a bad spot, but at least I'm way better than 1 year ago when I was starving myself, I was so ugly and I didn't understand what was going on most of the time. I'm so pretty now, I feel I look so angelic, like I've always wanted..autumn is gonna be kind to me, I just know it. I'm never gonna see you again, not even in my dreams, uh? I guess that's okay, I can live with that.
>>82611843>>82611854You sound like a fucking BOT
I'm going to be like that one Anon as well and jack off to Maria tonight before I go to sleep. Except I'll take it a bit further and astral project my cock and use her divine feminine for my own sexual satisfaction. How does that make you feel, Michael? I'm touching Maria's essence tonight -- and there's NOTHING you can do about it.
I'll be connecting with that bitch on wavelengths and frequencies, dimensions and planes of existence, that your pathetic little mind will never be able to comprehend.
You can have her wordly virginity. That's fine. Because I've already had her soul.
Don't have sex with Maria you dirty fornicators
>>82611940She is not a virgin LOL She's like a single mother with 2 different dad's of her children
>>82607992I'm kinda happy with how this poem turned out desu
Is it possible for the astral body to get an STD? What if you bring a rubber with you?
>>82611962Astral sex is always STD because even to look lustfully upon another is to commit fornication. Rubbers won't protect you from the fires of hell
The last thing I need is more child support obligations for astral children
>>82611973Eh I'm willing to risk it
>>82611865This is the fake lip emotional manipulation that influences and hurts others. Food for thought, be careful what you eat and choose to rely on trust on those You truly love.
I'm gonna be gettin' some lip manipulation from Maria tonight boys
When you get a chance, send me my grandpa's knife. You don't deserve it.
I have no strong opinions about anything in particular except that the Law of Gravity is true and real and that my cock belongs inside the throat of Violet McGraw.
